The Random Thread

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

*goes death and blind * "EPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...p"

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*tells her that it's DEAF instead of DEATH*

[flames]

"Silence ramen-raiding radian! What is this Inverse Matrix?" *Lightning flashes in the distance, getting closer* "Eh, who gives a digit? Do you know how fast I'll erase you? 299,792,458 metres per second!" *Tumbleweed passes by* "Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally...That's the speed of light, you misspelling meshes of polygons! CRUNCH!"

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

It's the great god of math, PEMDAS!!!!

[XXxMaximuMXXx]

sighs and taps her ears * * shrugs*

[flames]

(Yup, Minamimoto, AKA the Grim Heaper, AKA Pi-Face, truly is brilliant...)
And now it is time for a good...
"OBJECTION!"

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

Please state your reason.

[flames]

"I object to your earlier exclaimation in which you identified my client as being 'PEMDAS', when my client's identity is actually Sho Minamimoto. That is all..."

[Octavia]

~sits beside Maxi~" What's wrong?"

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

Ok counsel thanks for correcting my mistake. Please continue.

[flames]

"Nope, I'm done now..." *Runs up a wall, out the window, wall jumps to the top of a skyscraper and starts singing into a mic attatched to some giant speakers*
"Yo, listen up here's the story: About a guy that lives in a blue world. Where all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue; like him, inside and outside. Blue his house with the blue little window, and a blue corvette. And everything is blue for him, and himself, and everybody around.
'Cause he ain't got...nobody to listen (to listen!)...
I'm Blue, ba du di ba du die! Ba du di ba du di ba du di ba due die! Ba du di ba du di ba due die!...
*Instrumental*
I have a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour...of all that I wear. Blue are the streets and all the trees are too...I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue!
Blue are the people here that walk around (walk around). Blue like my corvette, it's waiting outside. Blue are the words I say and what I think...
Blue are the feelings that live inside me! I'm Blue, ba du di ba du die! Ba du di ba du di ba du di ba du die! Ba du di ba du di ba du di ba du die! Ba du di ba du di ba du di ba du die (inside and outside)!
Blue his house with the blue little window; and a blue corvette. And everything is blue for him, and himself, and everybody around...
'Cause he ain't got...nobody to listen (to listen!)...

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

court dismissed.

*hammers gavel*

[Octavia]

~runs into the court room waving papers with a towel wrapped around his head and a towel wrapped around his waist~ "WAIT! I have more evidence!!"

[¿ Jesse Pawman ?]

*sigh* "What is it counsel? And where are your clothes?" He says about ready to throw stuff.

[Octavia]

~he sets the papers on the Judge's desk~ "You're honour...we're out of toilet paper in the men's bathroom..."