The Random Thread

[Golge]

"well then, should we help them" golge asked streching his sword arms

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*White looks down at the ground* Wow this thing is high up

Subjugator soldiers fire Miniguns and Missiles at White's Walker, aiming at the same weak spots Mike suggested to shoot at. "Hull Integrity: Critical!" A machine-like voice said into the cockpit of the Walker.

"well then, should we help them" golge asked streching his sword arms

"Yeah, but where is Ted? We could use his help against these soldiers." Tom said.

[Alice The Necrofox]

*Begins playing honky tonk on piano*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Well if the ship's going down, then then it's going down on the people who shot it down! *He howled crazily and tipped it over towards the gunmen and flies out of the cockpit*

[Jad'Thor]

*prods the piano, then shouts at it* YOUR NOT AS COOL AS SAM!

[Alice The Necrofox]

*Shiro looks at Jad funny, wondering who Sam is, and continues playing*

[Jad'Thor]

(sam is the name of my piano IRL ) *prods it again with a stick*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Well if the ship's going down, then then it's going down on the people who shot it down! *He howled crazily and tipped it over towards the gunmen and flies out of the cockpit*

Two soldiers rolled out of the way, a third had his legs pinned beneath the wreck as he made an attempt to escape.

[Gabag]

*Shiro looks at Jad funny, wondering who Sam is, and continues playing*

i love borderlands how 'bout you?
ten seconds later

"WHERE ARE THE REINFORCEMENTS"

"they never came"
*pauses the fight*
"I'm going to give them a peice of my mind!"
Teleporting to where Frank, Mike, and Golge are, Gabag grabs them all, and teleports back to the battlefield and the fight resumes.

"NOW FIGHT WITH US OR DIE!"

[Jad'Thor]

(double anarchy + malevolent saviour FTW!!!, love that combo in borderlands )

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

*Shiro looks at Jad funny, wondering who Sam is, and continues playing*

i love borderlands how 'bout you?
ten seconds later

"WHERE ARE THE REINFORCEMENTS"

"they never came"
*pauses the fight*
"I'm going to give them a peice of my mind!"
Teleporting to where Frank, Mike, and Golge are, Gabag grabs them all, and teleports back to the battlefield and the fight resumes.

"NOW FIGHT WITH US OR DIE!"

"We're Mercs, not the Army. We fight on our own, so go bother someone else." Frank said.

[Gabag]

"Well the fact i ALREADY gave you jerks ten million is a reason you should fight and die for the revolution!"

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Ugh... another revolution? Didn't Isaac dump the last Revolutionaries into a Black Hole? I mean, I don't support the guy, but... I don't want to fight him."

[Gabag]

"Well another fact, we're not fighting Isaac, we're fighting Space Tartars!!"
(barbaric enslaving species of insectoids who like to enslave or eat everything)

[Golge]

golge perked up at this "Insectoids you say? well....bugs ARE my favourite kind of food, especially ones that can put up a fight" he licked his lips at the thought