The Random Thread

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Well after the matrix crashed and all humans woke up as anthropomorphic animals it's been a budsy day muahahaha

"Aagh, frick! I'm the last man on Earth again!" Frank Keegan said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

And that means you're the highlander rawr!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

And that means you're the highlander rawr!

"I'm a Scotsman?" Frank said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Yes and before you know it.. you'll be scottish korean

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Whatever, I'll go fix the matrix or something. Where's Mike, he's the technician!"

(So, the rest of the Humans got turned into different kinds of Anthros, White you pick what Mike is now. I can't decide.)

[White Wolf Guardian]

*An anthro raccoon sheepish ly crawls out of some debris and calls to Frank* Right here..

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Yeesh, talk about being down in the dumps. Er, I mean... nice mask." "Yeah, real funny Frank." Mike said.

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White poked Mike* Aww come on its not that bad , well then again I've always been the way I am so I like how things turned out.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Yeah, it's not so bad, but the ridicule wasn't very nice." Mike said.

Meanwhile, Frank and Ted fight over the title of "Last Man on Earth"

[Tyla]

*Turns into a human man and glomps Ted*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Ugh, get off me you strange sicko!" Ted pushes Tyla away. "I could have shared the title with Frank, maybe... but who the heck are you?"

[Tyla]

I'm er... *Turns back* Names, names... *Turns around again* Bob McFaraday. Last man on Earth? Guess what? There are two of you, and now I invaded!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

"Nobody invades Ted 'Terror' Vorurteil!" Ted picks up Bob and put him head first into a trash can. "Oh, Mike, there's a guy in your dinner." "Enough with the Raccoon jokes!" Mike thought, getting visibly angry.

[Tyla]

*Turns back into a cat* NUUU!!!

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Mike looked at Frank and Ted. "How come you two didn't change? I mean, it's not a bad  thing, but it just seems strange to me." "They don't call me the Exalted Merc for nothing." Frank said. "Eh heh, must be all the Rads built up in my Thyroid." Ted said.