The Random Thread

[Tyla]

*Nips White's paw* Aww, it's okay.

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

Mike fixes Tyla's robo paw to perfect condition in a few seconds.

[Tyla]

*Cheers* Yay, no bullets!

[White Wolf Guardian]

*Loads a 500 round drum onto each of two handheld thompson machine guns* Come here kitty kitty kitty

[Tyla]

Meow? What've you got White? Oil?

[JellyMuffins]

*invents robo-catnip*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White mounts the guns onto a platform connected to firing switches to shoot both machine guns quickly aimed directly at the cat nip*

[Tyla]

*Uses a magnet to retrieve the catnip*

[ST-84 Sahelanthropus]

A Slayer Fly-By-Wire missile strikes the machinegun platform.

[JellyMuffins]

*keeps making more robo-nip*

[Tyla]

*Looks at the bombs go off and transforms into a giant cat robot made for fighting as a result*

[JellyMuffins]

*rides on the Giant Cat Robot (GCR)'s shoulder*

[White Wolf Guardian]

ARGH! That cost me $25,000

*Goes to the bank and gets out $1,200,000 and purchases a .50 caliber minigun and two ammo belts* This will only last me 120 seconds at fully capacity, but I'm sure it will be plenty to take a robo cat and slayer down! *The angry wolf blasts at the slayer*

[Tyla]

*The weapons shield themselves from view under the steel plating, and I change into the size of a fully grown tiger, looking like a domestic house cat, which is "warning mode" as I scout the area for danger*

[JellyMuffins]

*giggles and sits on 'Warning Mode' GCR's back*