"That's what I do, I am fit to kill." Ted said, and suddenly, a pressure plate explodes and sends Gabag at the moon, but not to it. "What the heck is this?" Mike said, inspecting the plate on the ground.
"THAT WAS THE AUTHOR GETTING MAD AT ME FOR POINTING SOMETHING OUT!"
Gabag yelled as he went soaring, and promptly, crashed back down into the earth, his zerg carapace spreading the impact around so it hurt, but he didnt die.