The Random Thread

[Wolxikin]

Hey listen

[White Wolf Guardian]

                                                                                                                                                                                      

IT'S UNSTOPPABLE.

[Wolxikin]

Help pleas

[White Wolf Guardian]

Your blue theme is going to destroy this planet!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Let's start this day with a taste of the random!

[The Past]

*rolls around*

[Cheza]

*Woofs internally*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Those internal woofs have broken the internal components.

[Cheza]

Yes. Yes, they have.

[White Wolf Guardian]

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1451851695755.webm

I GOT ONE THAT CAN CHALLENGE YOUR CAT!

[Remo The Sponge Guppy]

*secretly thinking about carrots*

[White Wolf Guardian]

Finland opens up the gates, no citizenships required, come on in guys. FREE FREE FREE!

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1451813668419.webm

[Cheza]

Milk in the freezer.
Ice cream in the fridge.


Life sure is good.
For that's how it's supposed to be.


Gigabit internet.
And microwave pizza.


That's all I want.
For these next three days.


And if I get to see that one guy biking into the roadsign on the big screen, I'll be beside myself with joy.

[White Wolf Guardian]

This sounds like some sweet sweet neet life. The only way to achieve the true power of the neet is to do an online career where you never leave that house.

[Cheza]

We wrote online a hundred times:
"It starts 6 o'clock this evening"


Even so, people were early,
and demanded to be let in.


For you have to be there first so you can secure the best tables.
Noone wants to sit by the door or 'neath the speakers.


Because then you won't - hear'em sneak around in CS.
Because then you won't - notice all them trollish "GG"s


Because then you won't - hear "Miss bottom lane" on Teamspeak.
And end up getting real effin' ganked.


I HAVE MY CAREER SECURED!!!!1!!11!!
SUPPORT ME ON PATREON AND STUFF!11!