107. Buy AR-15. Buy potato launcher barrel for AR-15. Test the produce for ballistic reliability.
108. Make a small city with tents in the outdoors section, populate with demonic children.
109. Superglue everything to everything else.
110. Attach cartridge primers to the feet of chairs.
111. Come dressed as the Kool-Aid man, sledgehammer your way through the back wall screaming "OH YEAH".
112. Sing the complete soundtrack of Les Misrables while huffing helium from the balloons.
113. Turn the color filters on all the TVs to completely green, citing that "it's better this way".
114. Play baseball with the cottage cheese.
115. Replace the ambient music with a slowed down, off-tune, reversed, mildly Satanic rendition of a Kanye West album.
116. Acquire camouflage matching the walls, lie in wait with an electric razor to give surprise faux-hawks.
117. Bring amputee friends, reenact a bomb-site with copious amounts of ketchup and fake limbs draped over shelves.
118. Stick toilet-plungers to the heads of bald men.
119. Send a Roomba off into the store, with a yellow paint roller attached to the back end.
120. Stick traffic tickets to people's foreheads when they cross the resulting lines into the "oncoming lane".
121. Dig a wishing well in the middle of the store.
122. Paint everything red. Everything.
123. Bring a tribes of hippies in, start a vegan initiation ritual with unwilling bystanders.
124. Start a Satanic sacrifice, using various large fruits and vegetables as the sacrifice.
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