The Fur Apartments: Revamped! <Closed> [PM application only]

[Rho'Syn Ilwynog]

((Yuup! Just quiet for now))

[Grovygrunge]

"Smoke art. Neat. " Xander shrugged off the words said in English, did make any sense to him anyway. "So what was that all about? Speaking in tongues and creating smoke trees for the **censor** of it?"

[Kromas Ndorai]

"Latin. Also, kinda yes, kinda no. It was a rite of passage in hell, but with the phasing out of the old systems, it no longer has any effect. I do it time to time, see if it might do anything. Nothing yet. But it also helps to gauge the integrity of the dimension around here... Its a fair bit out of shape, compared to other places. Explaining all the weird goings on and conflicting universes, magics and origins around here... Theoretical stuff, so I'm most likely talking a large pile of steaming horse shit, so... Whatever, I guess.

Is that Christmas party still happening, by the way? I swear, its been on for the last, like what... 3 days?"

[Grovygrunge]

"Alright. All that stuff I mostly partially understood so I'm gonna heap it all under weird demon shit, if you don't mind." Xander scoffed at the mention of the party. "Yeah, pretty sure it is. I don't like it much. Considered trashing it or soething but it's not worth the effort really. Just gonna wait it out."

[Kromas Ndorai]

"Yeah... Could just spike some of the drink, though. Say its gone off for the amount of goddamn time its been out on the table. I swear, all the stupid party food is all mold, and the pathetic decorations may as well have crumbled into dust. "
Kro sighed, and put his hands in his pockets.

[Grovygrunge]

"Wouldn't go that far. But yeah, I'm a my wit's end with this already. It'll be over soon To be honest, I may join in to celebrate New Years. Not dying for another year is as good as any reason to celebrate. But Christmas is something I just can't stand." Xander paused for a moment. "Do demons even have to worry about dying."

[Kromas Ndorai]

"New years... Huh...

Oh, well, yes and no. If born a demon, death means little, as the dead demonic souls are just rounded up and sent back to hell. Half demons die, and then have a good chance of either dying completely, or being revived right there or then, if their death is under certain circumstances.  Those turned into demons will be reborn as a so called normal person. For people like me, If I die, I get tortured to the point of escape or actual death. Kinda like a double death. Although, I think that if I was to die, I would just give up and actually die. This world isn't really that great, and theres no excitement anymore..."

[Grovygrunge]

"No excitement is working out nice for me. Some times I get a little restle... Never mind that. So what exactly constitutes as excitement in your books? Mayhem? Disorder? Stuff like that? Wait, is that racist?" Xand scratched the back of his neck awkwardly, he was still getting used to the demon stuff. It's a little ridiculous when he takes into account how long he's been here.

[Kromas Ndorai]

"Well, that could be said to be kinda racist, but like I really give a damn about that?  Anyway, to me, its kinda the thrill of the hunt that seems exciting. Hunting is a predatory instinct, hard not to turn down at the chance. Though, the exhilaration of being hunted is also pretty exciting. As of lately, its all just... gone. I've seen a purpose in trying to show a better path to others, but that really doesn't help to excite oneself. Although, mayhem and chaos is pretty enjoyable, I must say. Revel in the power of darkness, and all that."

[Grovygrunge]

"Mayhem and chaos is sorta enjoyable I suppose. There are worse things. As for the thrill of the hunt I wouldn't know. Never hunted anything or anyone in my life. Sure it's as fun as you say it is though. How is it in Hell anyway? Fun? Boring? Is it hot...?" Xander wasn't too thrilled about blatantly lying.

[Kromas Ndorai]

"Depends on what part you visit. There are regions with cold climates, hot climates, hell, theres even one without a climate. I don't understand how the hell it even works.  Theres a fair bit to do. Sightseeing, tours, shopping, etcetera. There really isn't much crime anymore though. Also, its been quiet down there as of recently...
Anyway, yeah, I guess..."

[Grovygrunge]

"Huh. Sounds sort of nice. I'm sure I should add it to my list of places to visit before I die." Xander smirked, he thought that was pretty funny. "Sounds like any old place to me. Why is it even special in any way?"

[Kromas Ndorai]

"Because you have to cross a inter-dimensional field before you can get there. Kinda like a wall, but if the walls had a thousand light machine guns, pointed directly at your face. The first journeys the hardest. But apart from that, its really no different to this. Except from the fact that most of it is within a cavern. But really, just a perfectly normal place. Also, chances of you going to hell upon death are slim. Most souls are just sent to what the hellian archives know only as 'X-space', kinda like a jar full of souls, but without the flow of time, as though they were waiting on something. Vague though. Also, I appreciate the joke, and apologize for not laughing. "

[Grovygrunge]

"It's fine." Dick "Wait, you said the chances of going there upon death are slim. That means there is a chance, right? Care to explain or am I prying way too much. Sorry to treat you a bit like a one stop shop of all Hell knowledge. I'm sure you don't know everything."

[Kromas Ndorai]

"A lot of the rules from the hell where I originate don't seem to apply around here, but its fine, I'd rather you just ask whatever you wanted to know. But yes, if you were to do something absolutely atrocious, say, send a bus of kids off a cliff, you wouldn't even be considered to go into hell. To get there, you just gotta mentally scar someone and have them outlive you. Or at least, thats the only entry way I know of... Sorry for not being too precise, but  I'm limited when it comes to getting there from an outside perspective. Although... If you really wanted, I could get you down there, and back. Although, thats only if you really wanted to."


Kro wore a blank expression. He was hoping he would turn down that offer, not for his own sake, but for Xander's sake.