The Story

[Ryan Naismith]

 Late one night, Zell went downstairs to check if his fridge was closed properly. When he entered the kitchen, he saw... Nai eating cake with his paws. This was odd. No not really. Zell had Schizophrenia; It was Bacon. Anyway, Zell said "Look!  A manatee!" He turned to see his table upside down with manatee tracks everywhere. Following the tracks, he found dead birds and stones; sharp, bloody stones. Manatees were so intently watching Youtube, "Don't stop yet!" he screamed with joy. He turned to face the little old lady with crossed eyes, "What's that pink assault rifle there?" She responded with "Why should I care about spleen's? I only have five more years of dancing Lessons." She ninja poofed Into the king's fluffy arm chair "just take a lovely potatoe god." said the ghost. "Worcestershire Barbeque Sauce!!" Then, the offending red-nosed reindeer threw back its head and shouted "Hello!!" It didn't know what that meant
   

[Angder]

 Late one night, Zell went downstairs to check if his fridge was closed properly. When he entered the kitchen, he saw... Nai eating cake with his paws. This was odd. No not really. Zell had Schizophrenia; It was Bacon. Anyway, Zell said "Look!  A manatee!" He turned to see his table upside down with manatee tracks everywhere. Following the tracks, he found dead birds and stones; sharp, bloody stones. Manatees were so intently watching Youtube, "Don't stop yet!" he screamed with joy. He turned to face the little old lady with crossed eyes, "What's that pink assault rifle there?" She responded with "Why should I care about spleen's? I only have five more years of dancing Lessons." She ninja poofed Into the king's fluffy arm chair "just take a lovely potatoe god." said the ghost. "Worcestershire Barbeque Sauce!!" Then, the offending red-nosed reindeer threw back its head and shouted "Hello!!" It didn't know what that meant but it sounded

[Grovygrunge]

Late one night, Zell went downstairs to check if his fridge was closed properly. When he entered the kitchen, he saw... Nai eating cake with his paws. This was odd. No not really. Zell had Schizophrenia; It was Bacon. Anyway, Zell said "Look!  A manatee!" He turned to see his table upside down with manatee tracks everywhere. Following the tracks, he found dead birds and stones; sharp, bloody stones. Manatees were so intently watching Youtube, "Don't stop yet!" he screamed with joy. He turned to face the little old lady with crossed eyes, "What's that pink assault rifle there?" She responded with "Why should I care about spleen's? I only have five more years of dancing Lessons." She ninja poofed Into the king's fluffy arm chair "just take a lovely potatoe god." said the ghost. "Worcestershire Barbeque Sauce!!" Then, the offending red-nosed reindeer threw back its head and shouted "Hello!!" It didn't know what that meant but it sounded oddly menacing yet