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Offline Ulfur

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Chuck Norris Jokes
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:23:20 AM »
Bringing back an old forum game from here
Chuck Norris Jokes (they should be appropriate)
And just one joke per post give everyone one a chance
I'll start since there is no one else to
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird  :o
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 04:37:29 AM »
Please!!! For the love of all that is good....don't get me started on this!!!! I have a book of every joke out there.


Did you know chuck norris tears cure cancer.....too bad he never cries.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 01:43:14 PM »
I want you to get started on this




Chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number, you just answer the wrong phone
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2014, 02:22:41 PM »
Chuck Norris CAN compare apples to oranges.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 03:22:27 PM »
Chuck norris rhymes with orange because he wants it to.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 03:46:06 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.. He holds air hostage.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2014, 01:45:04 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2014, 11:45:21 AM »
A snake once bit chuck. After 2 days of agonizing pain...the snake died
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 08:20:34 PM »
Chuck Norris can speak sign language.
He is also well known for his Braille audiobook series.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2014, 02:52:17 AM »
The chemical formula for cyanide is CN- these are chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2014, 07:02:54 PM »
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2014, 04:12:50 PM »
In the beginning, there was nothing, then Chuck Norris round house kicked that nothing in the face and shouted "GET A JOB". Thus the universe was born.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2014, 04:35:51 PM »
Chuck Norris toilet paper: rough, tough and doesn't take shit from anyone.
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