Who am I...? I'm a PIRATE! YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME!
*italian style kisses each cheek without actually touching faces*
And so the pride if myself and BillyBobJoeGeorge San Sama Kun Chan Sama Sempai is saved! Hoorah! (Yes I realise I just poorly used a bunch of Japanese honourifics)