Embarrassing things you do

[Salakar Crocoli]

I have an electric shaver, but I've recently been practicing sharpening knives and got one razor sharp and the electric shaver was all the way in my bathroom, but the knife was right there... It's embarassing, but I don't know why. It just kinda feels wrong.

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[Solomon the Solitary]

I like to pretend I'm Britney Spears whenever she comes on the radio.

[Brisky]

My behaviour tends to bend a little, with the profile/avatar/ I'm using...

That one moment, when everybody knows you for having a cute german shepherd as profile pick, but it kinda causes you to constantly be derping like a complete idiot...

[Solomon the Solitary]

I touch all the meat at the supermarket. All of it.

[Trixsie Vixen]

I fondle blind-bags of Lego.

[Brisky]

I sometimes fantasize about dressing up as Charles Darwin, and setting up a stand next to my local supermarket, giving lectures and handing out infolders about why people shouldn't have children...

[Solomon the Solitary]

I go to stores where the employees pretty much follow you around to make a purchase and listen to their entire 'speech' ... but never purchase anything.

[Trixsie Vixen]

When people offer me left over pizza, I just say yes.  I don't ask what it is of if wet dogs sat on it.  I just say yes.

[Solomon the Solitary]

I casually eavesdrop on people's conversations when I feel lonely.

[Emtile]

I can't say no what so ever.
I mean You can literaly pick me up and carry me and i won't say a word.

[Solomon the Solitary]

@emtile, I'll keep that in mind!


I casually take office supplies from school. I own like 7-9 rulers and over a thousand paperclips/erasers.

[Salakar Crocoli]

Loyal is going to grow up to be the world's best crook.

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[Bricket]

I say the most random stuff at the most horrible moment

[Emtile]

At school I steal all of the packets of hot sause when lunch time comes. When i'm done with the hot sause my sandwich looks likes it's bleeding and my mouth will be on fire for about ten minutes.


https://photos.app.goo.gl/uaGSnj0FcxBOiTOI2


This is what the sandwich looks like.

[Solomon the Solitary]

(I really am going to be the best crook, the one who doesn't even know)


I get lost in my daydreams to the point where I'm 'there' mentally, so someone will ask me something and I'll need it repeated 3-4 times before I completely wake from my daydream.