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Author Topic: If _______You might be a furry  (Read 18156 times)

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #75 on: August 14, 2007, 07:13:56 PM »
If YOOOUUU post at this forum, you might be a furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #76 on: August 15, 2007, 10:18:29 AM »
If, in chat now, people say 'Don't eat me!' and leave the chat, you might be a furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #77 on: August 15, 2007, 03:31:00 PM »
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #78 on: August 15, 2007, 03:38:12 PM »
If you have the *************, then you might be a furry.

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #79 on: August 16, 2007, 11:21:49 PM »
If you have fleas, you might be a furry.
If you enjoy the use of pyongs, you might be a furry.
If you like trees and not toilets, you might be a furry.
If tables are against your religon, you might be a furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #80 on: August 17, 2007, 12:09:37 AM »
If your gym partner is a monkey yooou might be a furry

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #81 on: August 17, 2007, 01:19:11 PM »
If your gym partner is a monkey yooou might be a furry

That is a sad copy of a show... lol

If you have been hit by a car while chasing it, You might be a furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #82 on: August 17, 2007, 05:00:40 PM »
(has happened to me i was chasing it and my buddy laid on the brakes and i've also run into the back of a parked car)


If you listen to such songs like "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Thriller" Yoou might be a furry

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #83 on: August 17, 2007, 06:21:39 PM »
If you have called birds and they come back and ppl call you weird and you keep doing it you jsut might be a furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #84 on: August 18, 2007, 06:25:00 PM »
If you've seriously contemplated attacking an annoying person like a crazed escaped German Shepherd, you might be a Furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #85 on: August 18, 2007, 06:29:29 PM »
((Why fight it? *Semi-insane smirk*))

If you use an entire bottle of shampoo in one shower, you might be a furry.

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #86 on: August 18, 2007, 06:47:52 PM »
((because ripping the jugular out of a person with your teeth is generally frowned upon? And b/c I was wearing a good white shirt at the time... >.> ))
If you eat sushi and steak tartar while snarling, you might be a furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #87 on: August 18, 2007, 06:56:54 PM »
((Ah. Wouldn't want you to ruin your shirt.))

If your idea of fast food is something that you'll need to chase, you might be a furry.

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #88 on: August 18, 2007, 11:43:11 PM »
if you're listening to hawthorne heights right now you might be a EMO furry...
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #89 on: August 19, 2007, 03:12:21 AM »
If dogs come to you out of the middle of no where or come to you while the owner says it's mean and stuff you might be a dog furry


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