HAHAHA that's right Krell.
3 is a lie xD. I do have an old DA account (boltaclhemist) which has been abandoned for about almost 7 years lol. I put most of my furry drawings there as well as some assignments I had to do when I was in technical college.
2 is true. When I landed in Seoul, some Korean guy approached me and started conversing me in Korean. I gave him a weird look and just said ''what?'' in english. He realized that I wasn't, and he just smiled embarrasingly and walked away lol.
1 is true too. During a holiday trip to Malaysia (or Thailand I can't remember), I was dumb enough to chuck my aviators into the side pockets of my main luggage to check in. CRACK!
Lol xD