I still remember back in 8th grade we did this thing every year called The Pickle. How it works is the teacher gets a Christmas ornament that looks like a pickle and hides it somewhere in the room. Whoever finds it gets something awesome, and I happened to find it inside a projector. So one of the students took it from me, and, getting "dill" and "pickle" confused, I yelled, "Hey, gimme back my dickle!" and this was back when I convinced myself I was straight.
*BONUS* That same day, we were to clean out our desks. You see, I went to the world's smallest school in 8th grade, and we had our own desks that we put our stuff in for the whole year. So I'm cleaning my desk when Mr. ADHD comes to my frontal lobe and says, "Hey, let's have a party!" Next thing I know I'm sticking my flexi-ruler in between the back of my desk. So the teacher comes to me and asks what I'm doing, and with little hesitation, "Flossing my desk." The rest of the day everyone was in paralyzed laughter.
Have you ever done something harmless that resulted in an injury?