The Person Above You game

[Nikolai the Lynx]

^Is awesome
^^Is actually awesomer

[Aoren Deringer]

^
Had his preferred name stolen

[MrRazot]

^is awesome and has squirrel problems
^^ lies

[Nikolai the Lynx]

^Is correct

[MrRazot]

^is modest and a half

[Aoren Deringer]

^
Perhaps knows of a humane method of killing squirrels?
I've been executing them firing-squad style, using a .177 because my neighbor is terrified of firearms discharge (xD). Most people are assess and burn/drown them.

[Nikolai the Lynx]

^^Is joking
^Is asking for any ideas

[MrRazot]

^should kill them with fire
Jk
Rat Poison?

[Aoren Deringer]

^
Should know that small dogs live in my yard, and the mice'll eat the poison before the squirrels do.

[MrRazot]

^should just keep shooting them then
They would die before they know what hit them anyway

[Nikolai the Lynx]

^Is trying to help.

[MrRazot]

^recognises this attempt of help
<Know there is not really any better way

[Aoren Deringer]

^
Considers my way to be superior.
 
I dont even bother just shooting at them anymore. Hit one and the rest scatter.
Instead I entice them with foodstuffs, trap them and then begin summary execution every night.

[anoni]

^Should join me on my farm when I'm having "Yabby gladiators"

I dunno, yabbies like to kill each other, put them near each other and they'll just go at it o.o, we eat the losers... and the winners.

[Kaya]

^ said a word Yabbies.