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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2007, 08:59:26 PM »
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2007, 10:11:02 PM »
obviously no one bothered to advise you to stop with your pitifull attempts at insulting those around you, so here it is... your isults can only described as monotonous, they are short and anything but to the point. My mind finds itself unchallenged by such reamarks and therefore you simply arent interesting eough to put your opinion on this thread. Now kindly return to your spot under the table and try to eat your elbow.
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2007, 04:16:44 PM »
You spend far too much time trying to come up with good insults when your time would be better invested in looking into spell check.

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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2007, 08:10:11 PM »
says the primate that spends the majority of her time flinging poo. Is the size of your comment any indication as to how big your brain might be?
Jeddidiah was thinking of ways to wipe out all of penguin kind by using a spoon
and dental floss. Hmmm.... So far he has massacred around uhh...2. He cannot
talk because the lobsters are gnawing at his only kneecap he has left, and that
is the left one. Oh no!!! The've got ahold of his prostetic knee!! What type of
lobsters are they???!!?! He  starts to smell some mashed potatoes, they might
come in handy in the penguin plan.....

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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2007, 09:16:53 PM »
I prefer to keep my insults to the point so as to be understood by the simple minded. Lengthy insults, as I have stated before, are a mere compensation for the lack of intelligence.
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2007, 01:59:59 PM »
ur all wastes and disgraces to ur fellow furries. buzz off  and go back to 3rd grade. u make me wanna become a new breed u sicken me so much.
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2007, 09:35:06 PM »
Your use of terrible english sickens me more. For someone who is insulting peoples intelligence you should read your own post. With spelling like that i highly encourage you to do as you suggested and change breed ^^
Jeddidiah was thinking of ways to wipe out all of penguin kind by using a spoon
and dental floss. Hmmm.... So far he has massacred around uhh...2. He cannot
talk because the lobsters are gnawing at his only kneecap he has left, and that
is the left one. Oh no!!! The've got ahold of his prostetic knee!! What type of
lobsters are they???!!?! He  starts to smell some mashed potatoes, they might
come in handy in the penguin plan.....

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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2007, 12:28:26 PM »
[[wheres maxis?]]

i write using shorthand birdbrain. if you knew what that was i'd be surprised...
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2007, 08:46:11 PM »
shorthand the type of writing used by oh so many intellectual people who simply find the spelling of you or heaven forbid you're unacceptable....
Jeddidiah was thinking of ways to wipe out all of penguin kind by using a spoon
and dental floss. Hmmm.... So far he has massacred around uhh...2. He cannot
talk because the lobsters are gnawing at his only kneecap he has left, and that
is the left one. Oh no!!! The've got ahold of his prostetic knee!! What type of
lobsters are they???!!?! He  starts to smell some mashed potatoes, they might
come in handy in the penguin plan.....

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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2007, 10:44:03 PM »
w/e im not gonna argue with a neanderthal.
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2007, 11:07:39 AM »
the fact that you find the spelling of words such as you or you're so difficult would suggest that in actual fact that you display the neanderthal qualities
Jeddidiah was thinking of ways to wipe out all of penguin kind by using a spoon
and dental floss. Hmmm.... So far he has massacred around uhh...2. He cannot
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is the left one. Oh no!!! The've got ahold of his prostetic knee!! What type of
lobsters are they???!!?! He  starts to smell some mashed potatoes, they might
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #41 on: July 26, 2007, 01:36:35 PM »
bitch.let the monkey teach you hun because apparently you don't know your English.
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2007, 05:18:07 PM »
I dont know MY english i still find this funny coming from one who is simply perplexed by simple spellings
Jeddidiah was thinking of ways to wipe out all of penguin kind by using a spoon
and dental floss. Hmmm.... So far he has massacred around uhh...2. He cannot
talk because the lobsters are gnawing at his only kneecap he has left, and that
is the left one. Oh no!!! The've got ahold of his prostetic knee!! What type of
lobsters are they???!!?! He  starts to smell some mashed potatoes, they might
come in handy in the penguin plan.....

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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2007, 01:18:26 AM »
At least you arn't a redneck like me, or are you?
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Re: The Insult thread!
« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2007, 12:02:38 PM »
[*pokes jesse*hey kid!]
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