Game [Ruin a Wish]

[✡]

Granted but now you have no time for anything else

I wish I had all the powers of Aquaman

[Crevan Fox]

Granted, but they are useless on land

I wish i had a job

[✡]

Granted, but it's cleaning up after elephants at the zoo for below minimum wage.

I wish I was happy

[Self-sain]

Granted, but the thought about you being falsly happy makes you sad
I wish I didn't cut my self with my belt -_-

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but now you get cut by a mugger.

I wish I could fight Toyo

[Self-sain]

Granted, but you don't leve the fight

I wish I could have better drawing skills

[✡]

Granted, but now you suck at everything else

I wish it was the future!!

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but now all your money and knowledge of old world technology is useless.

I wish it was the 60s still and I had invested in Apple, IBM, Microsoft, and Coca~Cola.

[Kodachi Devil]

granted but under your management all the companies simultaniously fail and die.
I wish I could have had a V8

[✡]

Granted but now your v8 is poisoned

I wish I had thought of facebook first

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted, but then you lost the court trials. Sucks for you!

I wish I could sit on Drake's shoulders for no reason.

[✡]

Granted but now I have shoulder spikes

I wish that I had fish

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted, but theyre pirahna's that can BREATH OUT OF WATER.

I wish I had an anthro for a best friend.

[✡]

Granted but he has the mind of an animal

I wish I WAS an anthro

[Kodachi Devil]

Granted, but then you become feral and start biting people.

I wish I had drake's wish but with less feral in it!