Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Buddywolf]

Wish granted but it is dead.

I wish I had one of those awesome flat keyboards

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

(Gabag, just follow the game)

Granted, but the keys malfunction

I wish somebody would hurry up and change their post in a certain RP.

[Gabag]

(I'm granting their wishes, then destroying it, or am I not destroying them enough for you)

Wish Granted, however you'll probably still hate it

I wish for a certain GM to not take internet life too seriously.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but he will find you and kill you.

I wish I had more gum.

[Gabag]

Granted, but it has dangerous chemicals within.

I wish there was an easy way to calm someone down besides the classic 'suck up'

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you'll have to dig your grave first.

I wish I had a new Mustang.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but you'll have to assemble it by hand.

I wish I could play my saxaphone with famous rock bands.

[Buddywolf]

Wish granted but your saxaphone just broke

I wish I had something broken

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you sat on it, and it's made of glass.

I wish I had more people to Nom.

[Gabag]

Granted, but they nom your head off.

I wish I had a plasma rifle.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but it backfires on you.

I wish I had a pool of my own.

[Gabag]

Granted, but the water comes from the local sewage plant.

I wish Chrono would listen to my music.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but he'll destroy it all.

I wish there was more to life.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but you die before you could find out what it was.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Gabag]

Granted, I only just spit on it and flushed it down the toilet.

I wish to be everywhere and nowhere, to be seen and unseen.