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If you're an adult... and you're planning... on wearing a costume... on Halloween... Don't.
I will find you, and I will hurt you. I don't know why, I just will.
It is not an adult holiday, it is a holiday for children. This is the one day you get to dress up, so shut the *bleep* up.
You however, are an adult. Youuuu can dress up whenever you want. You don't need permission anymore. If want to go into work on Monday, and be Batman. Go for it. And when your boss says, "Who are you?"
"I am Batman. That's who I am. Who are youuuu?
-Lewis Black, Carnegie Hall Performance