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[White Wolf Guardian]

78,561

Finland tricked Microsoft, Nokia LET THEM buy Nokia!

[Cheza]

78562


From what I have heard, Nokia and Microsoft cooperated to create the Lumia and the Windows phone whatever, that had issues competing with Samsung and Apple phones, that caused the company to loose money, that made it easy for Microsoft to pick it up when it was weak.


It's far from its former glory.


*NeverforgetNokia3310*

[Trixsie Vixen]

78563


Do you know if you joined all the Nokia3310s together in a row, you'd need a lot of tape?

[White Wolf Guardian]

78,564

Did you know that Australia is really far away from Greenland?

[George]

78,565
Still closer to each other than the Sun and Plutoniopolis.

[Cheza]

78566


It's raining.
I want to go out and jump in the puddles.

[George]

78.567
Why not?

[Cheza]

78568


The neighbor here has no sense of humor and the relationship between mom and that person is tense and uneasy enough as it is.

[George]

78,569
And they watch your every move?

[White Wolf Guardian]

78,570

Sign a deal with the neighbor for their soul and then give it to your mother.

[Zeke Parrish]

78571


blarg

[White Wolf Guardian]

78,572

Red vs. Blue was a good show, yes.

[Cheza]

78573


She see everything, hear everything, know everything, and is above everyone.
She's complained about people washing their cars in the yard even tho that's perfectly within the rules and in a spot meant to be used for washing cars planned out by the guy who actually own this place, people parking their cars in places she does not want them to even tho she's got no say in it and they aren't in the way of anything or anyone, the tree in the backyard even tho it's not really making any difference at all thanks to the huge fence leaving just as much of a shadow as the tree during that certain time of the day she likes to complain about and tons of other tiny things she's got nothing to do with.


I'm terrified of her and would prefer not to accidentally enrage her.

[White Wolf Guardian]

78,574

Just put some salt around her property, it helps keep the demon the inside!

[Cheza]

78575


I'm kinda expecting her to come knocking on the door soon.
The sauna is on (happens like once a month or so) and she hates that too.


I really hope she's not at home...