Author Topic: Counting to 1,000,000 (Read 2750110 times)

George · « **Reply #59310 on:** July 06, 2014, 02:58:57 PM »

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My sincerest apologies, person...

but the challenge is not procrastinating.

aperson1 · « **Reply #59311 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:00:07 PM »

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Yeah, I'll figure that out tomorrow.

George · « **Reply #59312 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:01:44 PM »

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At least you're not bad at procrastinating.

Grey · « **Reply #59313 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:02:29 PM »

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I haven't been doing much procrastination lately.
I think I may be seriously ill.

George · « **Reply #59314 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:03:09 PM »

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Looking at your Currently

you may have caught something from m-...someone you were with recently.

aperson1 · « **Reply #59315 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:05:27 PM »

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Probably Billy then.

*Vomits into a trashcan*

George · « **Reply #59316 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:07:32 PM »

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Person....you haven't been here long and you've already figured it out?

aperson1 · « **Reply #59317 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:09:28 PM »

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I've been here for about 20 days, so I have both a non-return policy, and am automatically an expert on everything.

George · « **Reply #59318 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:10:18 PM »

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Don't we have 10 days left on our warranty?

aperson1 · « **Reply #59319 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:11:19 PM »

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I'm afraid you can only return the unopened product.

George · « **Reply #59320 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:16:35 PM »

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So as long as we don't undress you...

aperson1 · « **Reply #59321 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:19:10 PM »

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Don't even think about it.

George · « **Reply #59322 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:20:41 PM »

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Then our warranty is still valid!

aperson1 · « **Reply #59323 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:24:04 PM »

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...Except I wasn't wearing anything to start with.

Grey · « **Reply #59324 on:** July 06, 2014, 03:27:21 PM »

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I ain't complaining. Alls I gots is my collar.

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