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...I think it'd end up more like this x-x
"WOOF! LISTEN! HEY! WOOF! WATCH OUT! HELLO! WOOF! NEED MORE COKE! WOOF! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?! WOOF! HELLO?"
*sudden stop*
"...Woof? Why are we stopping and what are you doing with that bott..."
*Scooped up*
"Hey! Let me out of here! Woof! Why are you heading towards Kakariko Village? Lake Hylia is that way! HEY! LISTEN! WOOF!*