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Author Topic: Counting to 1,000,000  (Read 742377 times)

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168885 on: March 28, 2019, 10:41:47 AM »
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Expertly done.


Now if only I could do my hair with similair success... >_>

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168886 on: March 28, 2019, 11:57:30 AM »
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I'm assuming it's in that weird "what the heck am I supposed to do with you?"-phase.

Otherwise, I could always type up a condescending hair brushing tutorial! :D

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168887 on: March 28, 2019, 12:26:39 PM »
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Come here, I'll brush your hair :3
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168888 on: March 28, 2019, 12:29:55 PM »
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Sausage, egg and beans for breakfast.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168889 on: March 28, 2019, 12:30:37 PM »
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I got kebab
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168890 on: March 28, 2019, 12:50:45 PM »
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I'm kinda hoping it's that weird "What the heck do I do with you phase"

But it wouldn't even be too surprising for myself it wasn't, and I'm just that oblivious... >_>


I've just had the "maintainance free short haircut" for as long as I can remember so nobody's ever thought me how to do hair in the tiny off-chance that I would want to have the same long flowing and silky smooth hair as this one random metalhead I met somewhere and now that's kind of embarrassing... >_>

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168891 on: March 28, 2019, 01:14:22 PM »
-1 + 6 - 9 * 0 + 4 = 9

Noone will find me here...

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168892 on: March 28, 2019, 01:16:41 PM »
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Nothing to be embarrassed about there. Long hair is awesome.

And why do I have the odd feeling that someone is hiding somewhere
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168893 on: March 28, 2019, 01:23:33 PM »
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I guess the most important things are to hold the brush-head rather than the handle, never try to brush wet hair, and to try and brush it at least two or three times a day.
Conditioner can be helpful too.


It should look just fine if you do that.
There's always an awkward phase before it's gotten long-ish.
Heck, even I had one once when I cut my hair so short I could feel wind on my neck.
It was terrifying and I will not be doing that again any time soon unless there's a good reason for it. >.>

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168894 on: March 28, 2019, 01:25:03 PM »
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I feel you, wind on my neck was terrible for at least 3 months. And it was summer so it wasn't even cold wind.

Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168895 on: March 28, 2019, 01:49:54 PM »
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I tried doing that.

I suppose it does do it's thing.

Except for the layer of birds nest material floating above my hair, no matter what I do. But I suppose that's probably because I just showered and either used too much or too cheap shampoo.

I should probably get my own...

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168896 on: March 28, 2019, 01:56:54 PM »
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Good shampoo makes all the difference.
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168897 on: March 28, 2019, 01:58:47 PM »
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I'm personally a fan of apple-scented Head&Shoulders, or chocolate-scented Faith in Nature.
Mostly because they smell nice and don't give me any skin issues.
Some shampoos literally make my ears bleed.

Cheap ones can work too tho. Someone I know use cheap shampoo and their hair looks pretty good.
Then again, they also use conditioner, so that might play a part as well.

So I guess there's a thing. Mild shampoo, or whatever kind + conditioner.
Possibly.


Up until not too long ago, I used to use Moomin shampoo and balsam as well, but I quit for some reason I can't quite remember.
I should buy a bottle, for variety and nostalgia's sake... >->

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168898 on: March 28, 2019, 02:02:08 PM »
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Not saying cheap shampoos are bad. Just that the right one is important.
Everyone is different, sometimes the cheap ones work better.
Everyone seems to have it, so here's mine


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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #168899 on: March 28, 2019, 02:04:33 PM »
1 + 6! / (9 ^ 0 * 5)! = 7

Some things seem so silly in hindsight.

 

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