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[Michen_S]

1 ^ 6 * -3 + 0 + 8 = 5

Well yes, but this is quite a different experience. It doesn't really mention hauntings anywhere exept by demons and angels, but they're fairly unlikely they just misplace a stylus to confuse me.

[Brisky]

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Maybe it's a demon just doing it for the lulz?

Don't demons do stuff for the lulz?

[Cheza]

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I'm making waffles for the lulz.

[Brisky]

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Well, would you misplace someone's stylus for the lulz, too?

Because then that might explain Michen's situation...

[Cheza]

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Far too busy misplacing my own.


Wouldn't surprise me if I misplaced one of mine so badly I ended up at Michen's place, dug out their stylus, went all "Ohaidere, this isn't my house! Not my stylus either.", put it down somewhere, and went back home, only to find my own stylus hanging out with my equally misplaced hairbrush, on top of the freezer under a plushie Heffalump. >->

[Brisky]

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There it is.

Mystery solved...

[Cheza]

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IT WAS ME!!!


I WAS THE STYLUS-MISPLACER ALL ALONG!!


*Evil woof laughter*

[Brisky]

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I contemplated putting something amongst the lines of "you did it on purpose" in that last post, but I figured that it might be unfair to immediately accuse you of that, based off of previous cases.


Turned out I was wrong.

You are a chronic meanie...

[Cheza]

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Pretty sure that one wasn't on purpose.
I just got so carried away when looking for my own I somehow aaccidentally ended up in the Netherlands.

[Brisky]

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Oh, okay makes sense...

Then I guess that that evil laugh was just your mother-in-law, who's standing behind me...

*Shrugs*

[Cheza]

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Yes, I was trying to do the "Comedically overly dramatic villain"-routine.


You know, the kind that does the cape-twirly thing and has a Fu Manchu and steeples fingers and sits in a high chair with the back turned against you and ominously goes "I've been expecting you" as you enter their office before they slowly turn to face you while petting a cat.


A small joke.


I could've gone "Yeah, that might have been me, I didn't mean it tho, sorry and stuff, got a bit carried away when looking for my own.", but that'd have made too much sense and perhaps even been a bit too friendly.
I'm still evil after all, but not "STYLUS-MISPLACING FOR A LIVING"-levels of evil.
I seriously hate it when mine disappear. >->

[Brisky]

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Well, you're divine. Soo I bet that all that has to happen is to have one rogue brain-cell that decides that all it wants to do for the rest of it's lifetime is misplace people's stylusses from all over the world, and Michen just coincidentilly happened to be next.


And, yes, I know you're just joking...

[Cheza]

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***Breaks fourth wall to... remind Chezawoof she does not remember any of that, and that in the off-chance she does, I'll be more than happy to put her in more awkward fail-at-flying situations. NOW GO WORK ON YOUR CABBAGEMANCERY!*** >->




*Feels a strong urge to levitate a cabbage*

[Brisky]

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Feels a strong urge to shoot the levitating cabbage...

Don't judge me?

[Cheza]

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Could make for an interesting circus act.


I levitate cabbages, you shoot them to all hell, and then some third person could maybe gather up any remains and arrange them into pieces of artwork that could be sold as souvenirs at the end of the show?