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Offline Brisky

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153915 on: July 27, 2017, 03:06:41 PM »
154,539

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm an alien too!

Oh, wait, no... I just got some new paint...

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Haiya, y'all!
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153916 on: July 27, 2017, 03:10:34 PM »
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Hiya Brisky!


Actually I think I was probed by an alien recently.


Seriously!  I woke up feeling like I had a pimple and I checked in the mirror and it look like two puncture wounds.  But too big for a vampire which is the obvious choice.


But under my arm! WTF?
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153917 on: July 27, 2017, 03:13:27 PM »
154,541

Danger noodles / spiders / self-inflicted bite-injury / or two sharp objects, placed close together, can't be the cause?

Just asking! Aliens are weird after all... And there are some really weird stories out there...
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153918 on: July 27, 2017, 03:21:27 PM »
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I did consider a giant mosquito with double proboscises.  But danger noodles sound intriguing...

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153919 on: July 27, 2017, 03:23:16 PM »
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Given how unusually reasonable my mom has been acting lately, one would almost think she's been replaced by some alien imposter pretending to be her.


Not that I really mind, it's a nice change.




And I still secretly wish I could have a pet noodle >->
*Curses living out in the middle of nowhere where noodle food is hard to find*
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153920 on: July 27, 2017, 03:25:01 PM »
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I like pool noodles.  But one is very filling...


 B)
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153921 on: July 27, 2017, 03:30:33 PM »
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I actually visited a girl's home, from my martial arts class, who had a pet python, and a pet gecko. Those things are cute as hell!

It really brought out that soft little "It's soo quuute" sqeak I always get... Like, those little eyes! And the way they like, curiously move around!

And, Cheza, sorry if this is unwarranted, but that new avatar of yours looks bloody amazing! There's nothing like a good 'ol fireworks show of expressions!
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153922 on: July 27, 2017, 03:32:28 PM »
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Leopard geckos are so cute.  Dem wittle spotty faces!!!


 <3 :* x_x
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153923 on: July 27, 2017, 03:34:10 PM »
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That gecko sounds like something that could live in the same house as a python! Maybe not together though.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153924 on: July 27, 2017, 03:38:22 PM »
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Well, they didn't. At least not her's.

Her python was in a (?)vitarium(?) in the living room, and her gecko was in a smaller one in her bedroom.

(Don't get any ideas)
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153925 on: July 27, 2017, 03:40:47 PM »
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I always need new ideas!
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153926 on: July 27, 2017, 03:42:32 PM »
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I never have any ideas, I just go from being asleep to doing things with no internal processes.



Spoiler for well I never knew that:

vivarium - generally tropical; high humidity, well planted, running water features.


terrarium - generally arid; low humidity, dryer climate animals, little water


paludarium - vivarium or terrarium with a large body of water. 50/50 water/land type tanks.
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153927 on: July 27, 2017, 03:44:52 PM »
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What about aliens?

(apparantly someone knows more about reptillians... :P)
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153928 on: July 27, 2017, 03:48:54 PM »
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Let's just say if you have a mouse-sona...


Good luck!
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #153929 on: July 27, 2017, 03:55:41 PM »
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I don't really understand what you mean by that, but I'm quite shure I don't have a mouse 'sona...

Oh my god!!!!!! I am laughing my ass of!

WAS THAT ACTUALLY GORDON RAMSAY?

"Oh, dear, I wonder what these useless yankee doodle pieces of sheit are doing in this kitchen... Wait, what? Oh, well, time to leave...'

You can actually see his face go like "What the f, who hired these utter mongs?"
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