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Author Topic: Counting to 1,000,000  (Read 3260972 times)

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Offline Scar WhiteDream

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11325 on: June 30, 2011, 08:31:36 PM »
11 706

Random Guy: Hello parking meter

Parking meter: Hello

Random Guy :  *o.O + :o face*

Yeah... I enjoy very much ASDF movies XD
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailent, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven." Such as the rule of honor. - Lamb of God

Offline 'Project Zeta'

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11326 on: June 30, 2011, 08:33:05 PM »
11707

Guy: Die potato!
Potato: *Draws a gun* Not today!
Guy: :o
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Offline Scar WhiteDream

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11327 on: June 30, 2011, 08:59:02 PM »
11 708

Guy : "Doctor... I think I might be a homosexual"

Doctor: "How can you tell?"

Guy: *opens his mouth and pukes rainbows* XD
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailent, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven." Such as the rule of honor. - Lamb of God

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11328 on: June 30, 2011, 09:00:41 PM »
11709

Guy 1: *eating delicous salad*
Guy 2: *comes over and starts beating up said salad*
Guy 1: WHATAREYOUDOINGNOIDONWANT-
Guy2: I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
Guy 1: NOOOOOOO!
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Offline Scar WhiteDream

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11329 on: June 30, 2011, 09:09:56 PM »
11 710

Guy 1 : "KITTEN FIGHT!"

Guy 2 : "Wait! No! I'm allergic to adorableness!!!!"

Guy 1 : *throws Kitten at guy's 2 face*

Guy 2 : *looks at the kitten* Awwww...

*guy 2 dies*

XD
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailent, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven." Such as the rule of honor. - Lamb of God

Offline Fly Boy

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11330 on: June 30, 2011, 09:32:01 PM »
11711      Guy 1: I can`t wait to eat this Bagel!       Guy 2: Yes you can.     Guy 1: Ya, you`re right.       XD
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Offline Scar WhiteDream

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11331 on: June 30, 2011, 10:19:44 PM »
11 712

Girl : I Like signing

Boy: I like Dog Sing

Emo : I like trains

*Gets hit by a train*

XD
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Be an Angel, play like a Devil... Rock is my live, so I'll be a Badass Angel.






Puncia's Fundraising Project

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailent, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven." Such as the rule of honor. - Lamb of God

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  • Currently: Blood is wine. Let's get drunk.
Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11332 on: June 30, 2011, 11:04:40 PM »
11713

Guy 1: You have something on your face!
*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the jaw*
Guy 1: It was PAIN!
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11333 on: June 30, 2011, 11:07:30 PM »
11714

lol nice.
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Offline Scar WhiteDream

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11334 on: June 30, 2011, 11:11:32 PM »
11 715

Pffff... Screw gravity

*guy lifts off from gravity*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8 <------- Here's the link to the first one of 3 XD
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailent, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven." Such as the rule of honor. - Lamb of God

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  • Currently: Blood is wine. Let's get drunk.
Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11335 on: June 30, 2011, 11:13:58 PM »
11716

I've seen all three more times than I can count. xD

Guy 1: "Joey, did you eat my sandwich?"
Joey: "I am your sandwich." *Dives down Guy 1's throat*
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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11336 on: June 30, 2011, 11:21:17 PM »
11 717

I think I have too XD

Husband: "Honey... Why is the baby on fire?"

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Woman: *crazy* BUY ME MORE JEWLARY!!!!!
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailent, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven." Such as the rule of honor. - Lamb of God

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11337 on: July 01, 2011, 02:02:31 AM »
11718     DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!   How did i get here? THE END
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Offline Scar WhiteDream

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11338 on: July 01, 2011, 02:25:09 AM »
11 719

Woman : "HELP!! I'm being robbed"

Superhero: "I'll save you. Tree powers activated"

*turns into a tree*
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailent, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven." Such as the rule of honor. - Lamb of God

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Re: Counting to 1,000,000
« Reply #11339 on: July 01, 2011, 03:33:52 AM »
11720

DIE POTATO!

I love asdfmovie (all of em)
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