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Author Topic: Roses are red -- my terrible poems.  (Read 2097 times)

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Offline Bragi

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Roses are red -- my terrible poems.
« on: November 16, 2008, 05:44:57 AM »
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
If you're a furry, I'd like to sniff you.

Roses are red, from a distance they're blurry,
but what matters more, is that I'm a furry.

Roses are red, boxes are boxy,
because I'm a furry, that makes me foxy.

Roses are red.
=D

Roses are red, but sometimes they're not,
one time I closed a door any my tail got caught.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
the quality of this poetry is quite poor.

Roses are red, daisies are yellow,
I must sound like an illiterate fellow.

Roses are red, although some are white,
thank goodness I'm done writing poems tonight.

“Then Thor stood by and hallowed the pyre with Mjöllnir; and before his feet ran a certain dwarf which was named Litr; Thor kicked at him with his foot and thrust him into the fire, and he burned.” – trans. “Gylfaginning”, Snorri Sturluson

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Re: Roses are red -- my terrible poems.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 05:50:35 AM »
Ha!  For your viewing (dis)pleasure:


Roses are red, violets are blue,
If you're a furry, I'd like to sniff you.

Roses are red, from a distance they're blurry,
but what matters more, is that I'm a furry.

Roses are red, boxes are boxy,
because I'm a furry, that makes me foxy.

Roses are red.
=D

Roses are red, but sometimes they're not,
one time I closed a door any my tail got caught.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
the quality of this poetry is quite poor.


Roses are red, daisies are yellow,
I must sound like an illiterate fellow.

Roses are red, although some are white,
thank goodness I'm done writing poems tonight.

haha niiiice!!!!
remove the bolded one though. haha that one kinda killed it >.<
its a great poem i think

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Re: Roses are red -- my terrible poems.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 05:54:24 AM »
*rolls eyes* Haha, clever and cute.

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Re: Roses are red -- my terrible poems.
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 06:00:39 AM »
Nice Poetry, good to see more in the literature section. Despite your alleged awefulness, the poem was fun to read. So keep more "aweful" works coming

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Re: Roses are red -- my terrible poems.
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 04:10:51 PM »
Psh, as if, Bragi. Your poetry is airy and fun to read. A nice escape from the more morbid ones some of us write. (mine.. >_>) Keep them coming!
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Re: Roses are red -- my terrible poems.
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 11:10:31 PM »
*chuckles*

Oh, it's not always light and airy, but sometimes I find it important to abandon reality.  I'm normally quite serious, so spewing out things like this can be theraputic at times.

“Then Thor stood by and hallowed the pyre with Mjöllnir; and before his feet ran a certain dwarf which was named Litr; Thor kicked at him with his foot and thrust him into the fire, and he burned.” – trans. “Gylfaginning”, Snorri Sturluson

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Re: Roses are red -- my terrible poems.
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 09:42:30 PM »
It's rewarding. I think they're excellent. Keep 'em coming.
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