This is kind of an extension of the last routine. So it's kinda like a 1.5? Yeah. 1.5.
You ever try to be quiet at night when your parents are asleep, and when you make that one fatal mistake of dropping something? You already know your parents are the opposite. If you're asleep, they will barge in like its friggin D-Day.
"WAKE UP WE'RE PINNED DOWN!!!"
._.
"What?" You'll ask groggily.
"WE'RE PINNED DOWN AND NEED SOMEONE TO CLEAN THE HOUSE!!!"
Really? At 3 IN THE FRIGGIN MORNING?!? Yep. It's sad but true. Speaking of Sad But True, what's with METALLICA coming out with a new album? I'm excited for Megadeth and Slayer, but dude. Metallica. You guys sold yourselves out on your fifth album!!! One of your songs on that album is a SUMMARY of your futures!!! Sad But True. And don't even get me started on the whole napster thing. *rolls eyes*
"hey mayun, we're metallicuh, we worked hella hard for that money." Yeah Lars. You did. Now you're freaking rich and yet $1 for a song CLEARLY impacts your financial status. -_-
I'm probably the only one who got that joke.

I know y'all heard the whole serial killer joke, but here's another take. What if, now stay with me here, what if Ed Gein had a children's book?
"Hi mr Gein! What are we gonna do today?"
"...WE'RE GONNA MAKE A MASK."
"Oh boy! Out of paper mâché, wood, or-" this is when Ed Gein just stone cold looks him in the eyes wearing a mask,
"YOUR FAMILY."
The kid would be all "O_O," and Gein would be wearing his mom's face or some crap.
"It's okay Jimmy... WE CAN PLAY PRETEND."
And we could have Jeffery Dammher like, have a health food book.
"Are those humans gluten free? I can't have gluten or carbs."
You know what? I need a more honorable occupation. I will become a children's book writer! The first will be "My family slaughtered your family!" It has good, wholesome family values like a family that hides a body together, stays together. I bet you're thinking "HAVOK!!! You sick HellHound!!!"
Why thank you! ^~^ I baked Satan some chocolate chip cookies. They were actually raisin. I ended up with a promotion that day. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more cookies to bake. MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!