This is a thread intended for things that you do that feel weird, unique or unusual but you don't know for sure actually are.
For example, when I'm conflicted about something, my thoughts get really conversational and could be transcribed as dialogue.
"I better get up, I don't know what time it is."
"Naw, let's just stay until the sound goes away."
"Come on, you're gonna miss the bus!"
"It's only a short rest! I'll just count to 100. 1...2...3..."
"GET THE <bonk> UP Y0U L0USY PIECE 0F <bonk>!"
Then I get up.