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Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« on: July 08, 2010, 07:50:14 PM »
The aim of the game prove how tough you are so you would reply with something along the lines of this:

How tough am I? I brushed my teeth with rocks this morning!
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 08:17:05 PM »
How tough am I? I ate a whole bowl of milk this morning, without any nails!

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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 08:30:53 PM »
How tough am I? Chuck Norris broke his chin-fist trying to punch me...
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 09:46:30 PM »
I enjoy the taste of orange juice and toothpaste.
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 11:08:31 PM »
How tough am I? I beat the sun in a staring contest!
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2010, 11:13:30 PM »
How tough am I? I ripped apart a black hole with my bare hands!
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2010, 10:25:24 AM »
im so tough i: kick puppies down stairs

oh...and that muffin your eating....i dropped it on the floor!


the above made me silently cry....
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2010, 10:48:36 AM »
I'm so tough I can tear a phone book in half....with my EYELIDS!
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2010, 10:51:12 AM »
im so tough i created chuck norris....from my nipple ( lmao)
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2010, 10:52:15 AM »
thats an odd one O_o ahaha

I'm so tough I drink out of the deep fryer!
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2010, 10:54:41 AM »
im so tough i watched the fox and the hound....and laughed....



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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 10:56:09 AM »
I'm so tough I bake cookies shaped like BICEPS!!!
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2010, 10:58:11 AM »
im so tough i use sandpaper as a towel
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2010, 09:29:37 PM »
How tough am I!? I eat my Ice Cream with extra spicy habenero sauce!
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Re: Welcome to the salty spittoon, how tough are you?
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2010, 08:42:13 AM »
im so tough i dont tell the time, i decide it...
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