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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Ravenshade on June 15, 2016, 03:59:09 PM
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There will be a half-formed joke. It is your job to complete the joke above you, and give lead to a new joke. For instance, pretend there are users One, Two, and Three.
One: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Two: "It wanted to lead a protest at the McDonald's across the street to stop making chicken McNuggets." "Knock knock, who's there? Orange. Orange who?"
Three: "Oranges can't knock on doors and talk, your life is a lie." "How many gophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
The jokes can be sarcastic, or they can be actual jokes, your call. :) That's how it works. So, I will start it off.
Knock knock, who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
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Lettuce in.
A gay walks into a icecreamshop, the owner asks: "what's it gonna be?"
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The gay replies; "Most likely 346 counts of abduction with a single scoop of ice cream" before knocking the owner out cold and taking him home, leaving a $20 note on the counter.
Did you hear the one about the guy sitting on a fish bowl?
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He took a bowl-d step in. ^.^
A guy walked into a bar.
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And knocks himself out.
Why did the dad buy a lie detector robot?
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To detect when to lie in bed.
A muslim walks into a bar (yes, let's get offensive :P )
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(How about no.)
A bear walked into a cafe
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But it was so crowded, he barely got a table.
I went to a pun musical the other day...
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There were lots of arguments. It soon became very violint.
An emo walked into a death metal bar.
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ended up the bar was full of razors... I feel bad now.
What is the worst part of being a black jew?
The real answer is that you have to sit at the back of the oven but go for it
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Discrimination. All too true. (XD IDK)
Ok, so a cat walks into a bar that has milk instead of alcohol...
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Starts to act like a drunk fool.
Where is Lebron's hairline?
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In his mother's uterus.
Do you know how to circumsise a redneck?
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kick his sister in her jaw...
What do you do when you cross paths with a redneck holding his sisters hand?
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Skydive on them
(IDK XD)
So there's a clown who fails at being funny
(Suck Joker vibes XD)
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Skydive on them
(IDK XD )
So there's a clown who fails at being funny
(Suck Joker vibes XD )
He became a meme.
Where did all the cake go?
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It was never there to begin with; THE CAKE IS A LIE
(Yes XD)
You see the dramatic chipmunk, what do you do?
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Tell him to go talk to Alvin.
How many emos does it take to turn on the light?
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None. They just live in the dark.
What do you get when you cross a goat and a chicken?
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A very FOUL creature.
A Chinese man walks into a restaurant...
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Then he left, since there were no dogs.
Einstein, Thomas Edison, and H.C.Ørsted walks into a bar...
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Einsten says: I'll have some H20
Thomas Edison says: I'll have that too.
Einstein says: Damnit I couldn't kill him.
(Because the second person is supposed to say, I'll have h20 too... Which will kill you.)
(I guess we also can use these jokes.)
Yo mama is so fat...
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That when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move out of the way.
How many whites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Can't they are to white.
You mama so hairy!
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That people thought she was bigfoot!
So there are two ducks about to swim in the water...
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One quacks and the other pipes up "Oh, I was just about to say that!"
What do you get when you cross ancient China and Donald trump?
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A big wall.
What happened to the dog diagnosed with Parkinson's?
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he just shook it off
What did the gay man say to the german?
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Can I have some of your wiener schnitzel?
(I apologize for that.)
One day, I walked into McDonald's...
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with a bag of the Burger King, and that is how I started the fast food war. However the war was pretty fast served.
A turk, Belgian and dog are on a plane...