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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Maine on January 12, 2014, 10:05:27 AM
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Simple enough, Had a strange, funny or downright weird dream?
Post it here! But make it short. One sentence kind of short.
And keep it PG, even though I shouldn't really have to mention that. :P
I had a chronic case of facial hair. >.>
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Zombie Nazi Cats.
^that's what having an overactive imagination gives you
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Had a long boring dream about doing housework and getting ready for work, then woke up and relived the whole thing :/
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Dreamt there were Frosted Flakes in the cupboard and woke up to the disappointing realization there were no frosted flakes.
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I navigated a frozen city to find my love. ;)
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Giant swinging hammer of death.
Hotwheels life-sized.
Mom throwing dogs out of RV window.
Execution (Like assembly) Line
Falling, falling, falling...
I choose infinite and pass the cities.
lazer Reflextions to infinite.
Beardox passing out ballons.
School Shootings.
My dreams-------
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Extended family called to say they were comming for summer holiday, but turned out to be chimps in their clothes....
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My ex-girlfriend found out I was gay, that started WWIII
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Secret underground bunker coordinating hundreds of death camps, couldn't tell if I was a "guest" or a "host".
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My ex-girlfriend found out I was gay, that started WWIII
How would that be linked? Hmm...
Dancing old grandmas with forks to dustep.
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Strange play with people from real life, lots of black clothing, and cool staffs.
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Drivers Ed teacher is in my bathroom asking for my permit but it turns out all I have is my proof os insurance in the shape of a permit so I check the SD card slot on my phone to see if my permit is in there.
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I scared a creepy woman away by hovering toward her.
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Being in a looping GIF.
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I don't dream. :S
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I chased a bad guy and stabbed him in the butt with a giant syringe.
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I swam in the liquid world of television phasing in and out of shows.
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Voice chatting with dogma and then he appears beheind me.
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I was stocking merchandise in the back room with one of my coworkers, while also trying to find a bottle of Gatorade to steal that hadn't been drank out of because I was really thirsty. XD
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Was walking and there were zombies so I ran in side and took a nap...
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I went in the dark bathroom and thought I saw creepy things and heard a strange tapping noise; the tapping went on even after I woke up, but faded after several seconds.
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Swimming in a giant bowl of milk.
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I want a milk dream!
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I investigated a haunted house with my classmates and found a creepy old man who hypnotized them by looking into their eyes, turning them into cannibals.
(This is actually an old dream I had back in 3rd grade. It's one of many that I remember after attempting to write stories about them as a kid)
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Alright, gonna be hard to put into one sentence.
I was flying through the air happily, then out of no where, I feel down to the ground and got up to see a Green portal in front of me telling me "It's up to you." over and over, then my vision went white and I woke up.
This dream felt so real, that it made it really difficult to tell if I was dreaming when I woke up in my room, which really took me a while to recognize it.
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Like red or blue pill!
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Exactly! I still have the feeling that it had some really big meaning behind it though, don't know what yet.
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Maybe there is a big choice coming in your future! ;) You can do it!
Spinning forever in a t-pose.
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I geuss you get to become a statue in your future :D
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maybe.
Young Fursona
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I was walking through the desert with two others then out of no where, we found the highway and across that was a circle K.
I woke up craving for a Thirst buster :D
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Spider Man is a murderer.
Uncle Kage is really a robot.
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I went to a video game shop to get a game and took a lift him but on the roof of the car but there were lots of spiders hanging on the trees that were hitting me so we parkoured to mcdonalds where something was up with the burger so they offered to give us free lunch the next day though it was breakfast then later we ended up all getting into hogwarts where spock and i went looking for excalibur though some bad guys were also looking for it and we eventually found the case of it but it was empty and while spock went off in a huff becasue it was impirtant to the vulcans i remembered that earlier a wizard had given me a magnificent sword and when i opened the cupboard to see it again spock came and saw it was excalibur and i woke up :D
Strangest dream I've ever had, but it's funny how the locations are usually consistent in my dreams. It will always be the same city i walk around in my dreams which seems to be a mixture of Cape Town and Edinburgh. The Video Game shop is also always the same one. How interesting...
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Wow, quite a run-on sentace, but whatever.
Me and Renard Went on a fabulous adventure.
The dream was literallyu weeks...
It contentuesd each time I fell askeep, this has been going for a while.
It finaly ended.
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Had the shortest dream ever.
I was in a coffee shop, when 5 seconds after sitting on the chair a black hole opened in the ground I fell in...
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Well, that's a scary one!
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I was in an abandoned house where I had to push raven statues into place to complete some sort of puzzle, and one of the statues turned into an undead raven-woman thing wrapped in chains; she attacked me, so I had to fight and kill her with a sword.
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Woah.
Erectin' a dispenser RL.
Me changing into what my personailities might look like if they had a rue form :<
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I went to a video game shop to get a game and took a lift him but on the roof of the car but there were lots of spiders hanging on the trees that were hitting me so we parkoured to mcdonalds where something was up with the burger so they offered to give us free lunch the next day though it was breakfast then later we ended up all getting into hogwarts where spock and i went looking for excalibur though some bad guys were also looking for it and we eventually found the case of it but it was empty and while spock went off in a huff becasue it was impirtant to the vulcans i remembered that earlier a wizard had given me a magnificent sword and when i opened the cupboard to see it again spock came and saw it was excalibur and i woke up :D
Strangest dream I've ever had, but it's funny how the locations are usually consistent in my dreams. It will always be the same city i walk around in my dreams which seems to be a mixture of Cape Town and Edinburgh. The Video Game shop is also always the same one. How interesting...
I hadn't read this but some of these theme seemed to be in our recent Word association... from me O.o
Err.. anyway I had a dream which was an old fashioned bicycle race with many new bikes riding along, there were different legs with prizes of Lego for place-getters, I did OK with the riding but got distracted coz I kissed a girl (and I liked it). XD
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I fought a vampiric version of Cell from Dragon Ball Z, killing him by turning him into the size and shape of a book and placing him on a bookshelf, which I then destroyed with a kamehameha, after which I ran into several of the other Z-fighters who needed me to help them capture somebody who had stolen a box containing the entire universe!
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Sitting in the back seat of my car being droven around I look back and see a guy with a starngne looking beard I look agin and he pulls the beard off that is faked I fall back and bam its done.
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I was a sniper using a scope without crosshairs. Owo
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I was listening to a news report that Rolf Harris had committed suicide. x_x
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Dinosaurs in top hats. Don't ask.
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Damn, apparently the forums crapped out RIGHT when I sent my post. I swear I saw it went through... :I
I apparently played the role of a male musician on a road trip with his band, and we stole candy from a gas station, slept at a hotel, and in the morning the hotel and our truck were engulfed in flames.
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Lel.
Being in portal 2 as an external character.
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I was imprisoned in a prison made of curtians; I and some others broke out.
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WOAH
STEAM messages.
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Getting something you so desperately desire and believing it is real.
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Mythbusters and I used cigarette smoke to stop a nuclear cooling tower from destroying the world...
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I was a tree that got cut down.
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I was in an Elder Scrolls-esque magic college, trying to renovate an abandoned area of the building with a friend, and we got stuck in a cell and fell through the floor into a skeever den.
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I woke up and tried to play my guitar but one of the tuners fell off so I had to try warp it around the headstock but everything I tried to play was wrong.
Then I woke up for real...
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Walking through the woods when all of a sudden My Mate Otteroo jumped out and tackled me then we continued walking paw and paw
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I dreamt that it was 10:51 am and I was late to class. OwO
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Something about playing a new Skyrim DLC, and the bosses' models would distort and glitch through the mountain.
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^You sure you weren't just playing the game? XD
I had a dream where I was falling. I woke up on the floor. :/
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Went to an estate sale, got attacked by a jumping golden centipede o.O
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Might as well join in.
Due to some force that wanted to scare people, a duck vomited two more ducks, then those three ducks vomited more ducks, and so on.
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My mate and some random guy singing dramatically to a baby.
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I was jogging, when one of my arch enemies runs by trying to show off, but he slipped and broke his back... :|
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Driving an 18=wheeler I had to park it in a church then get out again
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Flesh boots.
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I dont think it would be family-friendly. This dream of mine.
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I dreamt that with a simple verbal command I could control whether my blankets were on or off my bed and that it was clinically healthy to sleep without blankets.
I woke up freezing
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I dreamt that two politicians approached me on the street appealing for my vote, I said I'd vote for the one with the best Star Wars trivia, one said he had none the other had lots, but he couldn't answer any of my questions... so I chose the one who admitted ignorance. Then I joined Miles Vorkosigan on his spaceship o.O
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Filming in a music video for I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD
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Going to a weirdly designed pool, that ended up in an Octopus Pony trying to kill us all.
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I dreamed that my old dog visited me. :)
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My past came back to haunt me :(
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I was back in school, and everyone--including the teachers--constantly mocked and bullied me. :I
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I went on a date to a Chinese restaurant with Oda Nobunaga. (http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130822152645/s__/sengokubasara/images/e/e0/Nobunaga-sb4.jpg)
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I was a poor person who managed to find enough money to go to a high quality Chinese buffet, but was so hyper that I kept making a mess; The owner nearly kicked me out, but I chose to wash dishes for free to gain her respect. :3
(Hah, and the last post had something to do with a Chinese restaurant too. X3 )
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My school had a train station inside it, and was the center of the Nazi comeback.
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Some high school friends and I infiltrated the Death Star in an attempt to overthrow the Empire by disguising ourselves as the band booked to play an Imperial conference. (please let this not be the plot for episode VII) D:
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Up up and At' em'....
Eventyone was smoking weed.
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On a really super lame open top bus tour of a large city's Christmas decorations and parades while trying to avoid the Machiavellian plans to destroy me by some Hannibal Lecter/Moriarty hybrid.
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Walking in the mall but everyone was walking backwards until I got stuck in a Escher Staircase
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I think I was riding a minecart around in a creepy palace, and the ghost of my mom was in one of the rooms, talking to me. ._.
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Uggh, I had a good one last night, I can't remember it...
Oh, well. Have a different one!
Spongebob was on a date with Marilyn Monroe, only Marilyn wasn't Marilyn, but some sort of creature that looked like a plastic, anthro duck, with spheres for hands.
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I was sitting in a house with a friend when all of a sudden my tail turned into a balloon and then I got in trouble and the world tried to hunt me down
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Trying to carry shopping back to my car through the nearest town by running over tree tops like a mystical Hong Kong action film.
Grocery ninja :(
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What's wrong with Grocery Ninja? Or is it that it was a dream, not real life?
Anyways... I was some sort of secret agent, trying to put a stop to a villain whose plot involved radioactive urine.
...what's wrong with my dreams? T_T
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Walking through the forest to find an ancient temple only to find that I was actually looking for an orange -_-
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Walking to college when the ground collapsed causing me to fall into this ancient ruin where the only way out was to find artifacts to get the key but I was also being chased by all kinds of undead.
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Something about being shoved down pipes (plumbing) repeatedly. And painfully.
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Walking from walmart when suddenly it started raining and a russian man in uniform popped up out of nowhere yelling at me in russian and started to chase me while his face was peeling off from the hard rain.
This wasn't really my dream, it was one of my dad's **censor** up dreams he always had.
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I was a shopkeeper in the UK who tried to buy a Saint Bernard dog at a mall and then locked a co-worker's daughter in a closet for doing meth.
I blame the fever...
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I spent the day with my celebrity crush. We got on really well and nothing weird happened ^_^
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Woke up in the nightmare of my past and had to relive a week of hell
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I was falling through air and slowly falling towards the ground, then it went black and I woke up.
Yeah not that interesting I know X3.
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I dont know what is is a dream anyomore
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^Ask if you can have a night or two at the hospital Maska.
I had a dream about giant birds.
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I had a dream where to save a group of people, I had to fight a guy, but this guy could turn into a fox, so I was beating the hell out of the fox, even stomping on it.
Can I please not have dreams where I abuse animals? I shouldn't be crying regretfully, feeling like a monster as soon as I wake up. :'(
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I had a dream where I crashed my car and then got arrested for having gummy bears.
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I dreamed about Will Smith and me singing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme together.
Don't ask me why, haven't seen a movie with him in it in a while XD.
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I dreamed of flying a plan, which I enjoyed. Until I suddenly crashed into a mountain when a bunch of a fog showed up.
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Dreamt I was at a formal dinner to honour distinguished guest Arnie Schwarzenegger (who had a walking stick), the meal never came :/
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Had a dream about the Michilin Man throwing beanie babies at Big Ben, which was interesting because I've never seen a beanie baby.
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Somehow I became a Jihad-fighter and lost my left leg against the Coalition forces... :S
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I dash out from behind a bush and sprint towards an open boxcar. I toss my pack through the open door then jump in my self. All then goes black and then Im in the Rockies.
I think that this dream is almost predicting my future, as of course "the poor get poorer and the rich get richer" and I'm a fairly adventurous person. Also I am very good at not getting caught if I want to do things that are not "permitted"
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Woke up in a cool looking city that was mostly made up of gothic buildings and a cobblestone road, later came back to it to see it all in ruins by a fleet of alien ships destroying all of the buildings and seeing people running from their homes lit on fire and soldiers, who were desperatly trying to kill the attacking aliens, being torn apart by their advanced weapons. It was a total disaster...
When I woke up from this dream I was crying, poor poor people.
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was back in my old house and it was flooding so I went to the roof and fell off.
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Everyone was a PEZ dispenser, but nobody dispensed and PEZ
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I got chased by a giant donut with teeth.
The end.
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I became the ruler of the world and then destroyed it
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My glass stove top had a circular hole cut in it and I got the blame.
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I served in WWIII
I was dragged to hell as my family watched and there was a psychotic laughter
Zombie apocalypse, but my biggest problem was finding a toilet... (Yeah...)
My sister served as a marine as I was attached to her platoon as the medic and she blew stuff up (really funny actually)
I dreamed I was playing battlefield 4. (I don't know why.)
I was the last living human as bodies lay in the streets.
I was having a boxing match with an alligator (WHY?!?)
And lastly, I was driving an atv for no reason. None.
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Millions of spiders crawling all over my face.
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My OC was serving as a medician in Middleages.
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I was trying to play guitar but it had over 20 strings and the fretboard was to wide to finger any chords. I don't even play guitar!
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Supervillain stole Gotham City but I managed to escape and then got attacked by one of his henchmen who happened to be a robot disguised as an old man o3o
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I was wearing a fursuit, it was like some Big Bad Wolf design with too many Autumn colours. Nobody mentioned it at all.
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Last night I died when....
A flying watermelon abducted me and I drowned in the water part of the watermelon.
I didn't actually die in the dream, I woke up just befor I think that would happened.
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Being chased by zombies.
and..
Bigfoot.
*I have majer nightmeres an that big hairy dude*
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I was riding a mountain bike up a multi-story carpark and the gears had an electronic display. The gear I was using was called Grey and I thought wow, that's weird, I should tell Grey about that.
o.O
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^Wow, um....okay?
Fire, everything around me was burning, including my tail. D:
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I had the sweetest dream of me just walking with my Marcus holding his paw in mine... although it was raining.
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Spanish people arguing, like a married couple. @.@
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Having a house party with all Lapfox Trax's Alieses.
-amazing-
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Viewing the Golde Gate Bridge... in Egypt... while waving at my family... >.>
What the hell brain XD
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I was on a sinking ship.
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Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimen co-wrote a Discworld novel and I got an advance copy.
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After graduation, make your own suicide machine.
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I was stuck in this weird pyramid thing being chased by a mummy, when I suddenly got teleported to a highschool and my neighbor was stalking me through the windows O.o
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I was in a forest running from my clones and then my homework killed me
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Dreaming about riding the bus.... that's it...
Why can't my dreams be more adventurous for once! :(
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Ants climbing up a chimney, jumping into it and emerging as oreo cookies. :S
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I was attacked by humans but saved by my soulmate
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I was put into a small box because I didn't play the role of a stage character right. o.O
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I think I ordered a bottle of soda but then hundreds of thousands of bottles started to show up and I needed to figure out how to get rid of them all
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I was given a mission to assasinate my own sister, but I refuse so then I had to kill the contractor... Am I playing too many games or something?
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I woke up- but then I woke up.
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I feel down the stairs and it literaally took one of my eyes out.
o~o
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The neighbours built a brickwall on my property that blocked off my shed, then didn't know why I was unhappy
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My brother shaved my head so I went on an adventure (that somehow involved the untimely death of many mangoes) to get my revenge. o.O
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I went back to school but I was in 4th grade again, my teacher was younger than me, and our classroom was a public bathroom. :|
wtf brain.
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I had a dream i accidentally super glued my feet to my face and no one could get it off.
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Numbera, so large and clmplex, folding, onfinite, life.
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Some guy that looked like scout from tf2 jumped on my chest and shouted "Ding Dong! Betta check yo dingaling cause yo homie blast that shit off with yo own gizulu" then I woke up to the sound of the door bell.
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-snip- our classroom was a public bathroom. :|
wtf brain.
But it's pretty true, though. At least for americans.
Keeping on topic, This guy told me to run, but in a non-threatening way. I ran for a bit, but decided to hide behind some hedges, but got found anyways. He then proceeded to train me for some miitary organization bcause I was deemed good enough.
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I was part of some secret organisation with offices in a bunker and dim lighting and guards had to escort me everywhere but kept poking me with their bayonets. When I woke up I'd fallen asleep on top of my phone.
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I was in my furry form, along with everyone else I knew, We were being massacared and were fighting back.
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I was in my furry form, along with everyone else I knew, We were being massacared and were fighting back.
was I there? :P
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Yessir..
I had a dream where everyone was 5 and playing recorders, aswell.
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All night last night the 'Rose of Alabama' was playing in my head....
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I dreamt I was part of a ship wreck but they dust want to save me unless I made then a cappuccino before we left.
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Met a fellow fox and played about beside a sandy pond in a beautiful forest until the stars came out and the sun rose ^^
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I dreamt I was trying to sell someone a car but it wasn't a car.
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A collection of Elder Scrolls-esque dreams that I remember (those games have been my life lately):
I was an archery-savvy member of a group of children during an apocalyptic winter, living in a massive bandit-filled tower, constantly hiding and sneaking and stealing from their food supply.
I was my Skyrim Altmer/Dunmer character, sneak-attacked an old woman for the Dark Brotherhood, then got attacked by wolves on my way to the next contract.
I was a male bosmer shooting arrows at (Oblivion-era) Imperial guards for whatever reason. I had a similar dream again, still as a male bosmer.
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My Jack Russell threw up a whole carrot coated in blood.
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I got lost in a massive futuristic city, it was golden and shiny and spectacular, but run by scary robots.
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Woke up with half my body.
Then I screamed and woke up again. x3
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I had a dream that I was talking to Zephyr...
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I was a... uh... feral vixen and I looked after my young. Bit of a pawfull but I managed it. I don't really recall my human self while in dreams.
@Maska I think I saw your cousin Rocket today.
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I dreamed I was in a big cardboard box, with most people I know in there.
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I dreamt I robbed a cafe of its gold deposit, but got caught afterwards because the getaway truck was optimus prime being driven by superman.
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lately my dream have been my distorted
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I had a dream that there was a bush fire near my house and my house was burning down, but I couldn't find the fire extinguisher no matter how hard I looked.
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I dreamt I was a spy and had to escape the bad guys by paddling away on a surfboard with three other spies.
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I dreamt a good friend tried to murder me, which he, and then held me, sobbing, while I bled until I woke up…
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i had dream i was on a cruise with my ex
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I dreamt of my ex, too.
But I haven't had a close relstionship in my life.
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I went through a normal day and when I woke up I thought it was Wednesday
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I dreamt I was watching a new Star Wars movie and it was full of cool spaceships but with a style more like 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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I had a dream that I was sitting on the roof of my house, while clowns talked about politics. Don't remember the rest. XP
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I had a dream that I was in a helicopter with the Queen and then there were all these floating houses
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I was being attacked by helicopters and my rocket launcher was being difficult.
Too much GTA SA XD
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I dreamed of an absolution. If anyone gets that, you deserve a cookie.
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I shall keep my friends as living disembodied heads forever. <3
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I'm at a cocktail party and all the guests are from TFF.
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I was an otter... Wait a second...
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There was some charity or fair or something on at my childhood supermarket and I had to organise the buses...
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Running around in a closet while Animatronics chase me.
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I'm reviving this because I enjoy it. :D
I was a poor, lonely little kid going to a free cookie buffet, but all the other kids took most of the cookies and spat and rubbed chalk dust all over the rest.
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Giant ants destroying earth me fight back with a sword riding a fire breathing unicorn
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Running around in a closet while Animatronics chase me.
some one plays fnaf.
that my friend actually agreed to go out with me and we got married...
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Asking a classmate from school when his high school's dance was because my mate didn't know, and with the reaction of, "Did he ask you?"
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honestly you guys and gals would not want to know my dreams
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i got 81 personal messages over night
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I owned a island hotel chain
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grey haired head librarians in polka dots
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I dreamed that I was my fursona doing covers of my favorite rock songs on stage
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I was playing the role of one of my story characters, fighting alongside her brother to defeat some bad people or something, and while recovering from the battle, we complained about how we were starving. :P
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Running around my old home town being paranoid about the police finding out I had something I was not supposed to be having. >->'
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Nuns riding on a log in river rapids and going over a waterfall.
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Some how, some way, the zombie horde never fails to enter my dreams.
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Crazy people piling and burning down books about psychology and minecraft.
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My birthday was on Halloween
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I dreamed that my best friend was in my back yard in the middle of the night and he called me over to the window to ask if I wanted to hang out with him. I found nothing strange about him hiding out in my yard.
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I went to a Dungeons and Dragons session and then the zombie apocolypse happens around me. It was weird.
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I was my fursona, but I was the only one who was like that, and my dad was trying to figure out if he was supposed to refer to me as a boy, like I used to be, or a girl, like I had become. Also my best friend had a crush on me but felt weird about it cause I was his'homie'.
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I went to a convention and met a Youtuber I used to watch (dodger), I said hi, parents then appeared; I told them who dodger was, things got awkward.
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I was one of the few in the world who woke up and became their fursona. My friends were okay with it for the most part, but some of the more ignorant people acted like I was contagious. Also us furries were instantly discriminated against by some folks, one person actually randomly beating me up for being a freak.
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Attack of the (insert intimidating thing here).
Sums up a lot of my dreams.
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Can't remember much and I'm not really sure if this was a dream or it was real
I awake an I see that my brother had a foot in a black, wholly sock next to my face, I look up, he grins at me, and then walks away.
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I was in the hunger games with a lot of people i knew by name and some that i was even friends with. Probably the hardest hunger games ever is when everyone you're killing knows each other. :(
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skletons in suits going around killing furries with green liquid....
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Last night's dream is a bit hazy, I mostly remember my fursona rolling around in a giant chocolate fountain.
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Sometimes i'm playing video games in my dreams or i'm on this forum. I'm not sure if that's sad or my dreams are trying to tell me something.
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I had the dream again about being discriminated against for becoming an anthro. It was a sad dream.
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I recently started working at a studio of some sort, and a very tall male coworker, who would wear various homemade costumes to work, shyly asked me out on a date.
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I was a traveler (no idea if I was Armonia or not), I lived on an old ship, and then there was a storm that was horrible and some furry pirates came to my ship to steal all of my things, first they poisoned me, held me close to them and I watched them take my things until I ripped out the needle and punched the furry pirate in the face.
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I was with one of my old classes and a plane crashed in our school... I think I was to blame
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I was running amongst the trees and rooftops, which then suddenly turned into a scene where I was in a suburb buying clothes.
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i was doing things with a person that are 18+ :o silly brain
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I was in a group of three people who were partnered with big, serious elemental monsters, and one of the group members was going insane and causing problems, so I had to give them a drug to make them fall asleep in a safe house so I and the other guy could complete the final mission ourselves.
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I had to move a pile of bricks from the North-West of the US to the South-East by sliding them along a VERY long see-saw.
Very tedious.
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My dog Snoopy, who is a shih tzu irl, was the size of a great dane.
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my since there sent me the get rash bags that transmogrified in to donuts, then froze time and rolled me a cigarette, she also insulted me in Italian.
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Went to a supermarket, went to the pet/furry store hidden in the back, parents bought me a wolftail, I was tempted to buy a collar but backed out because I thought it was "weird" and felt uncomfortable.
((is my brain trying to tell me to be more furry? :| ))
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ask it.
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China allowed weapon possession, and my father did target practice with a revolver produced by Jakobs inside a underground parking lot.
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I was at work issuing a cab-charge to a nurse, but I couldn't find the carbon-paper (which isn't even a thing anymore) and everybody got really angry and my workmates were undermining me.
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I watched a doctor who movie starring Tom Baker's Doctor, with The Master being the big villain. o.O
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My mother in law showed up to visit my mate, but she was actually an alien bent on destroying me for some reason. I kept trying to expose her with insufficient evidence, but she would cry and get mad and make my mate get really pissed at me. It wasn't until I did the unthinkable and ripped off my 'mother in law's' shirt and revealed she actually had four breasts that my mate finally understood I wasn't going crazy.
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Spending time with the emperor at my grandparents' house when suddenly a tornado appeared.
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I dreamed that I had godlike powers and I had to fight an army of evil kittens by shooting fire and lightning from my hands.
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the short version of my dream was the world was flooding so we had to live in helicopter/boats.
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I found a kitten in a gutter and went to pick it up, only for it to fall apart in my hands, and when I looked up the street was full of dead kittens :'(
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First dream:
My wallet was falling apart, to which I joked that it "isn't a wallet", and one of the people in the room with me just looked at me for a long moment before claiming they were going to bed.
Second dream:
My story characters and I were in Steven Universe, apparently. XD
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My pet dog was murdered in part of an syndicate of department stores and I had to find the killer
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Okay back round knowledge but the other night I left my saxophone out in my car all night…
Dream: I left my Bari in my car but then I went out to get it in fear the bell would crack from the cold.
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After my first homecoming dance, I kept waking up un the night and having half awake dreams that my room was full of people and I had to play off the fact that I had been alseep bevause they were judging me; by the fourth time I was so sleepy I yelled at them and wanted to cry.
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Being chased by that beefed up regenerating titwank necromorph from Dead Space 3.
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Favorite character said, "You rustled my jimmies." Laughed myself awake.
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Playing Magic the Gathering with friends, somehow had several planeswalkers in my deck I didn't even own, and I'm fairly sure don't even exist.
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Went to Vegas on vacation, only go it to be attacked by dinosaurs.
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Dont know if i cam do this in one sentence, evna tried to take control of the forum and tweak called on zarco and me to protect him, white wolf tried to save her but we defeated her non the less and we were given a parade in honor of saving the forum. Sorry evna but you were trying to kill tweak
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I was walking down the hall of my school and a guy from my clamour his arm over my shoulder, then his friend came up, said hi to him, then ate him.
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My mum wanted to play dwarf fortress ((WAIT WHAT?)) I tried to tell her it was not something she would enjoy, conversation drifted, and she (Very obviously) lied to my face about something unimportant, I spent the rest of the dream crying :'(
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Dont know if i cam do this in one sentence, evna tried to take control of the forum and tweak called on zarco and me to protect him, white wolf tried to save her but we defeated her non the less and we were given a parade in honor of saving the forum. Sorry evna but you were trying to kill tweak
I WOULD NEVER! D:
I can't remember my dream now, damn it! >:C
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I was crawling in a tight space underneath a huge platform that was gradually descending to crush me, and I panicked while trying to reach a hole in the ground, but I was too late and couldn't move or breathe anymore.
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Moving into a holiday house and got some takeaway for dinner which was a giant salad roll with two pieces of flake in it, but when I got home my roll was missing.
(Now I want to try a salad roll with flake (battered shark fillets in case that's a local term))
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I was a kid who sneaked onto a boat-plane-thing with some refugees, and I bought some edible glitter and chocolate-peanut butter candy at a shop when I got to the destination. XD
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A mod went through all my posts and gave me an 18% warning on TFF.
...
No seriously, that was the dream.
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I had a dream that my cousin fried some chicken in a dirty pan.
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"Strange singing babies with the voice of Tom Jones, made entirely out of purple slime."
...I have no idea what I did last night but I need to avoid it to avoid such dreams again.
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I dreamed that after climbing the mountain to the theme of Rocky, I became so strong I punched the mountain I was on and knocked it off the earth, and I went spinning into space.
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A chicken zombie apocalypse.
Just dont ask why I don't know
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E. Y. E. Divine Cybermancy-like world
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Minecraft.
Yeah, pretty much.
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My sister died in a car crash while we were on vacation, and despite the fact that we were all devastated and mourning her, we still continued on with the vacation. :?
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I was at a wedding. The best man. And everyone was really happy. What a great dream
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I was at a wedding. The best man. And everyone was really happy. What a great dream
I would love to be the best man at a wedding
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Aren't you a woman though? That's what it says on your gender
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Yeah. Don't kill my dreams.
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Hey if I could when I get married I would make you my best man. Screw society
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Yay, thanks, you the bomb! If a girl wants to be her bro's best man at his wedding so be it!
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Yeah amen to that😄
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Just had a nap
Favela-like village inside abandoned mine tunnels in post-apocaliptic world
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I stole someone's Mike and Ike candy.
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Mishko stole my Mike and Ike candy D:
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I walked into a store with a friend and we put something on our faces wich created an electric shock and then got Woken up by my grandparents dog. Then woke up.
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I went to get my ears re-pierced and then I got up to walk out, then suddenly woke up in my friend's house on the floor... :T
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Went to the far away land of Tobleronia, where everything is made of Toblerones.
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My friend tried crack with her deadbeat friend, BJ, and wanted to do it again while I followed her around a festival trying to convince her not too, but she wouldn't take me seriously.
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Can I only choose one? I have way too many weird dreams to count, be warned. I picked just one, but I warned you.
On the planet Uranus, covered in ice, on a squad of mini transformers, I am one, kidnapped by the joker, team abandons me and leaves in the tank, taken to jokers house, he orders pizza, but I don't get any x_x
By the Joker, I mean like from batman, also for some reason his house was on the ice planet Uranus, weird right?
(Yes, I know what all you perverts out there are snickering about... Don't judge my imagination)
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I suddenly wake up and then go to my kitchen and get a snack and then wakes up again then wake up because of dog and then finally actually wakes up I think I'm awake at least.
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I was a mother shepherd, with half sheppie, half jackal children. I was trying to get my kids to calm down for whatever reason and a kid named Alex would not shut up :u
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I had a dream I was in the zombie apocalypse... I was a survivor... Just wasn't a good guy :S I was a cannibal. and after a while I had no contact with normal people I started to kill and eat myself.... And my dreams are spot on about gore
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Re-occuring dream, on top of a fuzzy mountain made of fursuit fuzz laying down, extremely starry night, tree next to me and a journal.
I've had weirder but that's the only one that can fit into a sentence.
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Demonic pancakes and flying houses (I need to stop eating spicy food before bed).
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Zombies run rampant leaving myself and a family out in the country to defend ourselves, only for a woman and her children die outside the home, forcing us to fight off a hoard.
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One day I sent to school but I forgot to pack my Lunch and by the time much came around I was so thin from hunger I snapped in half when someone looked at me.
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I was at a carnival, someone gave me a note for a scavenger hunt, never was able to solve it.
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At a hotel for a field trip, and walking around people eating something
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Was sick and told my mom then stayed home but went to school to get a tissue.
I then woke up late to stay home since I'm sick :T
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I was walking around the field near my old elementary school when I saw a bunch of black rabbits running around; I picked one up and named it Tasha, and then professor Mconagall came by to tell me how cute she was before taking me to the train station to Hogwarts. It took me to fairyland instead and I was kind of disappointed.
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Com Truise music and falling from the sky.
(Example of COm truise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhAEIPkwBQs&list=RDBhAEIPkwBQs#t=0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhAEIPkwBQs&list=RDBhAEIPkwBQs#t=0) )
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I came, saw and dominated.
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I dreamed that a hobo broke into my house and asked if I had a baby grand piano because he wanted to write the next best Broadway musical.
I also dreamed that Kanye West fell in love with me and sang me a ballad every time he saw me, and I eventually got so annoyed that I moved to a desert in Arizona....
my dreams are amazing.
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I'm half awake so I'm essentially hallucinating, my bedroom is a room in the haunted house I work in, and my coworkers and bosses keep coming through and expecting me to scare them but I'm so exhausted and sore and I just want to sleep so sometimes I wind up on the verge of tears by the end.
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Tick-tock, the T-pain goes up the clock and starts autuning the shit out of everything
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Angder and I saved fuedal japan.
Why are all my dreams about you guys
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I had a dream where Grovygrunge and I poked ourselves with sewing needles for no apparent reason.
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I had a dream where i went to america and delivered Evna a new chair because her current one is uncomfortable x3
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I had a dream that i woke up and the entire world was populated by furries, waking up from that kinda sucked ;-;
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I this dream several times now where I enter a huge tower that in my dreams it's called "the trial of a hundred steps" and each step on the stair case up has a powerful boss on it. It's actually pretty awesome.
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Trying to create the most genetically perfect banana o.O
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had a dream I was talking to a white wolf and a raven.
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The feeling inside your body when you're in the proccess of dying.
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I tried to make Marmite on toast, but my cats were attacking me for the marmite
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Rotten kids, walking into retention ponds full of mercury and disappearing.
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Couch got flipped over and landed on a puffer fish, the pufferfish exploded and left green goo everywhere.
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I was apparently in a sprite game fighting through anthropomorphic pigs guards to kill the king, and my companion, an anthropomorphic lion-goat creature, gradually went mad over wanting to eat them.
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I was apparently in a sprite game fighting through anthropomorphic pigs guards to kill the king, and my companion, an anthropomorphic lion-goat creature, gradually went mad over wanting to eat them.
this needs to be a game
A shadow person screaming at me throughout the day "You know who I am"
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I chased an arctic fox around my yard, and then slung it like a hammer into the horizon.
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I was in an apartment, I found some random female celebrity sleeping in the guest bedroom. I woke her up and we went to eat some peach cobbler that was being cooked in the fireplace. it was delicious.
Oh, and then later I had a dream that I borrowed a chair from some cafe in a mall because I was tired and then the waitress screamed at me and mad me pay a ton of money for it. I contacted corporate and they gave me a giftcard for the trouble.
And then, I also dreamed that my favorite manga series changed artists and I was super disappointed.
I just don't know...
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Thrown in a boxing ring with a very large chicken, one solid punch morphed it into a bucket of what looked like rice pudding.
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Went to some laboratory in a run-down building because I wanted to adopt some ferrets. I ended up breaking all the cages with snakes in them and they started to try and bite everyone.
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Me and my friend were being chased around in my house by a mole man, He ate my friend and turned him into a mole man too and I escaped to the moon on a rocketahip
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Gets to california wqith Marlon Brando's Eyes, Can't see california.
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A funeral home that serves the cremated dead in chocolate pudding was about to be bought by an animal shelter owned by a woman with an ongoing history of animal abuse.
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I was a private detective hired by some women to investigate the murder of her husband but I kept getting get distracted by how large and luxurious her house was. I ended up having to escape from a basement window because the victim somehow became the murderer(?). There were also ponies in their somewhere.
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My blood was filled with bugs. D: