I do not like the sound of a lion that only has 4 legs and an arse.
"I saw that!" *everyone proceeds to giggle*
-pats gently- that's why its good to be a cat
Uhh..
Not sure a single soldier having a nuke is a good idea
"Wait whOH MY GOSH THERE ARE DINSOAURS...
WHY ARE THE DINOSAURS BREATHING GAS AT ME!?"
GET OUT OF THE DANG HOLE ALREADY
Why is the literal embodiment of death inside my mum's womb
and I went to the bathroom to shake my pants out just in case
Even angels fart.
The sausage of justice has fallen upon you
Oh, yeah, those beaver bothers. o.o;; I though you were going to end up being committed to a mental institution after a number of tries. D:
What if my poop comes out in disks, and glows in the dark?
*sprays some cream in Tempest's mouth* there you go!
*romps up with my mouth wide open* I do!!!
Draggy made greedy little draggy people
I don't know why I force myself to choke it all down
Oh my god it's big :o *she holds it and examines it, then licks at it* :3 :P
No spoopy space, no spook, no lightsNo demon, no cry
Luci the stabsol
"oh hey smallpox, oh hey the black death, oh hey oppression from all angles. Man my life is great"
I'm awake and assaulted with sin
Why this
"Maybe Hitler and stalin were indeed a couple"
-My Brother, march 2016-
I'm surprised he didn't appear out of his navel
Why don't we grow a pear?
[6/29/2016 10:49:16 PM] [redacted]: Stalin killed Trump
[6/29/2016 10:49:20 PM] [redacted]: he time traveled just for this
[6/29/2016 10:49:27 PM] [redacted]: GOMMUNISM
"We're one person short of a sleipnir costume"
You having boobs.
*giggles*
Because emo Ness likes to photocopy butts.
Me: "To be honest, I'd love to become a miner there"
Mom: "Hmmm, I suppose everyone goes through such a phase in their life at one point or another"
Me: "IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!!!"
"Gosh you're such a mom Al, I bet you carry around tide to go or something."
he's my babby
He's my babby I like to punch sometimes
with tragic shit
>_< omg I wish I was you rn...
Or actually anyone..
I wanna do anything else other than maths!
You do not want to be me now xD
xD why?
Life :P
x3
You can always die? xD just kidding..
WELL
THEN
That's not depressing at all!
I'm here, my internet is beinf slow and weird
it's nothing too weird, just something that happens sometime to everyone
like maybe a bird sat on the antena
it's stabilised now
but I will mention it
no one should have a ping of 3000
"Guy's, can we just let them have it? This CTF match has been going on for soo long, I can't my toes anymore, and I wanna eat soup now..."
"YOU CAN HAVE YOUR DELICIOUS SOUP WHEN WE WIN"
Right oh safety squints engage, mother on speed-dial two condoms cord out!
Ooh, it works!
HAHAA, HIDE SMIRKING GENTLEMEN!!! :D
Why toilets are... "scary".
Bunny suit to you too :3
I play five nights at freddy’s only for the jumpscares.