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How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« on: March 19, 2016, 05:50:23 PM »
How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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EDIT: Holy!! This is still going?? It started as a joke thread!! I'm suprised you guys kept it alive. Thank you!
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2016, 06:00:52 PM »
FallenTheSkyWolf  was throwing all the bouncy balls at a worker.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2016, 06:15:01 PM »
Lune tried to buy herself
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2016, 06:52:39 PM »
Wolx was followed and subsequently kicked out of Walmart for being a shady individual that appeared to be up to no good.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2016, 06:53:14 PM »
Klyde was licking the glass in the frozen foods isle. :9
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2016, 03:51:17 AM »
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2016, 05:57:14 AM »
Probably for wearing a fursuit. Gotta have ya face showin!
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2016, 08:43:19 AM »
^was trying out all the shampoos out on his furry bottom x3
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2016, 05:38:14 PM »
Ran around the store excitedly asking random people "Did you get it!?!"
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2016, 12:45:14 AM »
^ got on the PA system and told everyone Target was having a sale.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2016, 12:46:10 AM »
Was the security guard that let this happen
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2016, 12:59:33 AM »
^ wore a hooman suit and scared the kids
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2016, 01:30:28 AM »
Painted 1,2,3 and 5 on pigs then let them lose. and laughed as security looked for 4.
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2016, 02:55:31 AM »
Wore a pink suit and slapped people with a screaming rubber chicken, and a fish
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Re: How did the fur above you get kicked out of Walmart?
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2016, 11:13:53 PM »
Quote from: Proto Triose on March 30, 2016, 12:45:14 AM
^ got on the PA system and told everyone Target was having a sale.
I could see myself doing that

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