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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Kindran Ornitier on May 13, 2009, 06:13:30 PM
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Yeah if anyone is on Furtopia this is where i got this from. The idea is to be creative and fill in the blank between simply and into. but you probably guessed that!
I'll start
One does not simply drive monster trucks with laser beams into Mordor!
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One does not simply claim that it is madness to go into Mordor.
(.... no comments.. *facepaw...*)
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one does not simply throw asparagus into mordor
(madness?....this is mordor!)
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(Heh.. knew someone would say something like that =P)
One does not simply say he's gonna use a catapult to throw the Ring into Mordor...
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One does not simply samba into Mordor! One must Foxtrot! (lol)
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(or better yet put frodo in the catapult as well.. XD)
one does not simply bring cake into mordor!
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(haha, true. two for one ^.^)
One does not simply dance the DotA into Mordor.... it shows off too much. xP
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One does not simply throw plasma grenades into Mordor! ... ... ... Except for Master Chief.
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One does not simply block the Terminator Marines from getting into Mordor. To do so is to invite painful death, and possible lots of bullet wounds.
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ONe does not simply disco into Mor- BURN, BABY, BURN!
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One doesn't simply let Blackout into Mordor, without the proper introduction and ceremonies of course.
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One does not simply go prancing around glomping people handing people kolaches lemons or mangoes into Mordor (did I forget anyone?)
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One does not simply lose the ring on the way into Mordor! To do so is to become the laughing stock of Middle Earth.
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One does not simply bring Sauron a PS3 into Mordor, he prefers the XBOX 360, like all good FPS gamers.
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One does not simply elope into Mordor!
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one does not simply presume that having a dragon controller xbox 360 style will get you into Mordor, only Gabag can do that.
Post Merge: May 13, 2009, 11:12:41 PM
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/10/dragon_controller.jpg)
(one of these masterpeices!)
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One does not simply assume that because we are going into Mordor that Sauron is an FPS game guy I always thought he was an RPG kind of guy into Mordor.
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One does not simply walk into Mordor with an army of foxes!
:boom:
:boom:
:boom:
:boom:
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One does not simply imply that Gabag is awesome in Mordor, Only Gabag does that
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one does not simply eat mordor, unless you have pepto bismol handy
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One does not simply lead Frodo into Mordor, after all, he has that fel, skitsophranic thing with him...
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One does not simply prance into Mordor like a bunch of pixies
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One does not simply order Gabag into Mordor, he goes when he wants!
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One does not simply shoop into mordor
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One does not simply sleep their way to the top in Mordor!
Saruman managed to pull that one off... >.>
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One does not simply roll into Mordor!
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one does not simply call me Awesome in Mordor, Sauron would kill me for that!
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One does not simply bribe their way into Mordor! To do so, one must have massive loads of money!
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one does not allow Scyler into Morder without the proper Ceremony of Acceptance.
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One does not simply Gabag their way into Mordor!
(That's right. You're a verb now.)
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One does not simply use Gladbags to get into Mordor
(Gabag, I haven't forgotten ^^)
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(I was a verb, adjective, noun, and adverb before I even joined this forum, I'm even an insult in some xbox live circles)
One does not Simply Deny the 'Bag admittance into Mordor
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One does not simply bypass airport security on their way into Mordor!
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(I was a verb, adjective, noun, and adverb before I even joined this forum, I'm even an insult in some xbox live circles)
One does not Simply Deny the 'Bag admittance into Mordor
Unless you're me
One does not simply tunnel they're way into Mordor, it'll collapse
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One does not simply do the conga into Mordor
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One does not simply go streaking into Mordor.
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One does not simply fill out alot of paperwork, taking you weeks to do and then you can't even get into Mordor
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One does not simply pass Go and collect $200 when going into Mordor.
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One does not simply pass Go and collect $200 when going into Mordor.
Good one.
One does not simply betray their freinds while going into Mordor. Unless you're Smeagol...
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"One does take powder-kegs into Mordor... that will end up being a blast."
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One does not simply lolz all the way into Mordor... it's just too funny.
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One doe not simply hold Anthrocon in mordor that's insane. Fun, but insane
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One does not simply go into Morder and start a hotel, you'll get nothing but orcs and goblins, and Gabag will hassle you to give him a free room...
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One does not simply throw 500 kittens into Mordor.
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One does not simply throw 500 kittens into Mordor.
(mmm...grilled kittehs =3)
One does not simply go rampaging into Mordor in your birthday suit carrying only a stick...
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One does not simply smuggle fake jewelry into Mordor! Only a hobbit can do that!
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One does not simply lay down some hip beats and start a phat rap battle into Mordor
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One does not simply throw 500 kittens into Mordor.
(mmm...grilled kittehs =3)
One does not simply go rampaging into Mordor in your birthday suit carrying only a stick...
You sir disgust me! One does throw those who enjoy grilled kittehs into Mordor
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One does not simply overreact to a joke posted in the tread about jokes going into Mordor. One must make that overreaction spectacular!
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One does not simply overreact to a joke posted in the tread about jokes going into Mordor. One must make that overreaction spectacular!
One does not mess with Kittens in Mordor, for they are Sauron
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One does not simply overreact to a joke posted in the tread about jokes going into Mordor. One must make that overreaction spectacular!
One does not mess with Kittens in Mordor, for they are Sauron
True dat.
One does not simply "Kool-Aid" into Mordor!
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One does not simply simply into Mordor Simply
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One does not simply imply that a cult of imperialistic pyongs have jumped into Mordor!
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one does not simply enter Mordor without a Korean Mask Collection like this one
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3396/dsc01880.jpg)
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One does not simply play DDR on their way into Mordor! One can only play Guitar Hero!!!
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One can not simply go into Mordor, unless your the Master Chief
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One does not simply drive a Ferrari into Mordor! Your insurance rates will skyrocket!
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"One does not simply Moonwalk into Mordor."
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One does not simply throw a pebble into Mordor.
*shamelessly steals idea from Vosur's sig* Mwahaha. *runs off*
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(('k... since you did it to me...))
"One does not simply fall into Mordor."
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One does not simply do the Cupid Shuffle into Mordor!
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"One does not simply Shoop into Mordor, first you need to....
CHARGE J00R LAZOR!!!!
:digimon: "
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Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.
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Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.
I think you just crossed the line.
One does not simply roundhouse kick the walls around Mordor to knock them into the denizens of Mordor. One must be Chuck Norris.
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Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.
I think you just crossed the line.
One does not simply roundhouse kick the walls around Mordor to knock them into the denizens of Mordor. One must be Chuck Norris.
What do you mean crossed the line?
One does not simply jump the bandwagon going into Mordor.
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Not even chuck norris simply walks into Mordor. Mordor walks into chuck norris.
I think you just crossed the line.
One does not simply roundhouse kick the walls around Mordor to knock them into the denizens of Mordor. One must be Chuck Norris.
What do you mean crossed the line?
One does not simply jump the bandwagon going into Mordor.
Chill man, tis only a joke. XD
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"One does not simply fart in Mordor, gas prices are to high as of late."
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"One does not simply fight your way into Mordor, it would take days, weeks even, just to get past the front door!"
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One does not simply come up with an INTELLIGENT way to enter Mordor. No, it's gotta' be 'Frodo, bear the ring into Mordor while we go on a happy waltz across the land' Naw. They wouldn't just gather all of the Middle Earthen men and crush Mordor with tactical superiority and then walk into Mordor.
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One can't walk simply Walk into Mordor, without first using a pimping air strike and paratrooper drop!
then you Drop the Hammer of the Emperor with Terminators leading and crush those puny Orcs!
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One does not simply fire patsy's magic bullet into Mordor! you need to collect the crate first!
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"One does not simply drop the F-Bomb in Mordor, you must use a more powerful H-Bomb instead."
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One does not simply drive a Honda into Mordor! One must drive a toyota! Orcs fear Japanese cars!
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One does not simply fly into Mordor, unless you like being shot down by a bunch of weird looking flying lizards (those things cannot be dragons, they are way too ugly for that)
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One does not simply fly into Mordor, unless you like being shot down by a bunch of weird looking flying lizards (those things cannot be dragons, they are way too ugly for that)
One Must not simply make fun of the Nazgul in Mordor, that is to invite death, dragon or not, ugly or not, those things are AWESOME!
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"One does not simply bribe their way with lemons into Mordor!"
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One does not simply send sharks with laser beams into Mordor, theres not water!
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One does not simply strap on an assault harness and a jump pack and fly into Mordor, noooo YOU NEED TO HACK YOUR WAY THROUGH! AND YOU NEED TO HAVE OVERLY SHINY ARMOR AND A CHAINSAW SWORD!!!
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One does not simply get confused by Gabag and then thrown into Mordor!
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"One does not simply waltz into Mordor, that's why you Foxtrot instead."
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One does not simply get Zits on the way into Mordor, you'll more likely get boils, or even boiled....
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"One does not simply reference Lord of the rings on the way into Mordor"
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One does not simply hurl a million cows into mordor with catapults that's supposed to be done at castle aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
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One does not simply send the chibi dragon squad into Mordor, they'd reduce it to rubble within minutes :th_PyongLlora:
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One does not simply send omega kawaii chibi cloud into mordor his magic won't work and David Lee Roth isn't there either
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"one does not simply call a friend on the way into mordor, your lucky to get one bar!"
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"One does not simply Smuggle pizza's into Mordor! Sauron is on a diet"
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On simply does not read the Twilight series whilst on their way into mordor! Or read the Twilight series at any time for that matter...
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one does not merely agree with Artemis on the way to mordor, you hug him for denouncing twilight"
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(personal yay!) One does not simply set up a lemonade stand on their way into mordor.
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one does not simply wear a mohawk into mordor. unless your me that is.
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One does not simply slay demons on the way into Mordor, you also have to instill fear into the orcs and goblins as well.
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One does not simply agree with chrono on their way into mordor!
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"One does not simply play the fiddle while doing a headstand into Mordor!"
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One does not simply slap Xion on their way into mordor!
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"One does not simply elope with Artemis into Mordor!"
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One does not simply question all logic on their way into mordor!
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One does not walk into Mordor, only way your getting in there is calling a Crusade
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One does not simply deny the right of Gab's opinion on there way into mordor!
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One does not simply conform in Mordor, you need originality!
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One does not simply commit suicide on their way into mordor! If they did what was the point of the whole trip? It's supposed to be some magically evil, not make you go suicidal... :D
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One does not simply put your right foot in, take your right foot out, and shake it all about into Mordor!
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One does not simply beat up don for doing to boogie woogie on their way into mordor!
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"One does not simply-
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finish xion's sentence on their way into morodor!