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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 02, 2008, 03:58:32 AM
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Here, you put up some products' (or person's) first slogans.
For example:
Hillary Clinton: Ready from the start.
first draft: Ready from the starting shot.
Get it?
GO!
eBay: Selling cheetos shaped like Jesus.
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Does it have to be a slogan related to yours? Like the wording in your two examples? If so I got nothin
But otherwise..
Nike: Just do it!
Puffs: A Nose in need, deserves puffs indeed (God I hate that one)
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no you make one up for the product.
Second Life: treating dialup users like crap since I joined.
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Everquest " Ever quest? We sure haven't"
Call of Duty 4 "Why Aim when you can spray!"
Microsoft " We're better then you, and we know it"
Nintendo Wii "New and exciting ways to play with your Wii"
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Tim Hortons' : Always Fresh
Sega Dreamcast: It's thinking...
Playstation 2: Live in your world play in ours
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NO MAKE IT UP HEDGERS!!!!
NBC: In forth place since the dark ages
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._. ok...
MArine Corps.: Visit exotic places meet exotic people then blow them up
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Furry Forums "Come have intelligent conversation with people who have lost their Humanity" (one of those double meaning things, don't read to much into it)
Sony "Live in your world, pay for ours"
McDonalds "We make 'Killer' food"
Command and Conquer "Instructions on the Box"
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Starbucks: Stealing your money for a cup of coffee that tastes the same as a cup of coffee from a gas station.
Wendy's: Placing fingers in chili since 1953!
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Portal: Make the companion cube your life long love
Half Life 2: It is time...
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CBS: We're totaslly SBC backwards, jsut WAAAYY cooler.. (WTF?)
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MAC: Hello I"m a MAC and i'm not worth the $2,000 you paid for me
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hahaha good one hedgers.
EXXON MOBILE: Screwing people's pockets with gas pumps since 2001!
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thanks xD
Coca-Cola: Sure we taste good...but have you tried Pepsi?
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Pepsi: We admit that Coke is ten times better.
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AOL: Screwing people over since 2000.
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Ford: Breaking down on the side of the road since 1912
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Chevy: Giving you car trouble since whenever we started.
Dodge: Wasting your tax money to build horrible trucks.
Ford: Pfft yea whatev'.
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Porsche - Official car of the national car jackers association
McDonalds - ... Did we mention, its cheap?
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Maxis29: There's more to me than meets the eye.
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Maxis isn't a product xD he's a living person
Mcdonalds: using a beef by product since 1964
Rap: sing to poems we wright that suck
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I know.
Master Hedgers: Wasting my time on the FF for one full year!
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McDonalds- It's only disgusting if you know what it is.
My Chemical Romance- 'Cause Iron Maiden is busy
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Wendy's: Uncooked fries since the dark ages.
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Giant tiger: Sure our prices are cheap...but have you seen what we sell?
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Kroger: Great food, High Gas Prices.
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Kittens- Like baby cats, but cuter!
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Puppys: Like baby dogs, only with sharper teeth and claws and are able to tear into different things without thinking.
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The Electric guitar: Giving music a helluva shake
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Canada: Dealing with cold season and colder season since 1875 ?
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Dispsosaurus - A Name you can trust!
Nintendo - Creating inspiration for furry art with every game.
Konami - All your Movie Stars are belong to our games!
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Sleep Number Beds: Causing Jesse to never wake up.
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Owosso, MI boring since... FOREVER!
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New Jersey: Giving bad smell since 1776
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The black Eyed Peas: We know we suck...but we play anyways...
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Logan, Ohio: The most boring place since 1825.
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speed guns: giving me tickets since i got my license
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The Government-Nobody could be dumber...
Windows-Constantly crashing since installation.
Furries-Misunderstood but not missed by the masses.
Nintendo-Awesome 'cause Miyamoto said so.
Sony-Buy our overpriced junk and we won't steal yours.
Microsoft-Conquering the Internet and building a better future...for Bill Gates...
Coca-Cola-Poision=Perfection
McDonalds-Cooking rats since 1989.
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NASCAR: making that same left turn for over 50 years
Canada: We invented it...but the americans stole it...
Hummer: Owning the off-roads since the ywere built...(except for the H2 and H3 XP)
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Wives: annoying you ever since you got married.
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speedlimits - made to be broken
fart cans - make you car sound like it has severe engine problems
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Nerds: made to own you in school.
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5 year olds : Made to bug you until you kill yourself =3 =3 =3
(( you see, 5 yearolds were manafactured, real kids went from 4 to 6))
^^^ Part of actual slogan
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Conventions: Build it...and nerds will come...
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Jay Leno: Promoting chin enlargement since 1993
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Garry's Mod: Promoting new and confusing ways to kill an npc since we started!
Windows Vista: Screwing more people than an adult video store.
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Pepper Spray: made to fend off perverts since 1861. xD
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Lazy Gamer comments on the Wii: IT'S A TRAP TO MAKE YOU ACTIVE.
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Flames-Spouting insane ramblings since '93
Square Enix-Proud creators of the 55th remake of Final Fantasy VII
Ninjas-The awesome alternative to pirates
Pirates-Because Ninjas don't drink rum
Racists-They discriminate because they care......about themselves
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Rockstar- Blood, gore, un needed swearing? and pure unadulterated fun? We're there!!
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Computers: Made to waste time since 1 B.C..
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Flames-The guy who'll listen to your needs, if you have problems, pain or you find that your heart bleeds...
Scatman-Awesome song insanity in its purest form...
DBZ-The source of millions crying out "It's over 9000!!!"
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Dragon Ball Z - The reason kids are chargin' their lazers and shoopin' de whoopin'
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America- Hell on Earth since 1450
Delta- sending you out to your death every morning, afternoon, and night since 1970
Dave- boring you to death since he was born :P (Love you dave!)
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Postmortem Falls-Writing great poems and denying it all...
Rain-Standard weather of Britain...Glorious, isn't it?
Keyboards-The forbidden luxury for typing...
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Smitty the Pirate: All your rum are belong to I !
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians. ( I am watching you Hedgers >_> )
MTV: Shouldn't we be getting some music?
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((why would we try? our army sucks lol))
Basshunter: the hunters of the bass
beer: My anti-drug
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Europe-We get everthing later than all of you! (Still waiting for Brawl...-_-')
Caffeine-The best invention made for the best people
Rum-Why is it always gone?
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Flames- still denying he writes as well as I supposedly do
~Postmortem Falls~- denying the credit till the day I die
Smitty- full of rum since birth
E.I.T.C- full of bull&^%$ and high-priced rum! :P
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Flames-Stores over 9000% of your RDA of Insanity.
Postmortem falls-Modest or mad? Find out in this week's issue of Stalker Weekly!
The Furry Forums-The home of countless, made and run by a numbered few...with 'love'...
IMVU-Not listening to your demands since its birth...
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Postmortem Falls- Mad beyond belief and full of Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
Isabella- Childish boy with dreams of becoming a girl. :P (Love you dear.)
Flames- Great grandson of a nut hut escapee.
Smitty- One messed up kid.
Creeping Death- Psychotic since birth and still rocking my world! :)
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Sammie: is now going to be my great-grandmother instead of daughter cuz that's just weird.
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ok, fine.
Jesse- greatest great grandson of all time.
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Thomas: Truely wanting to be female since he started roleplaying =P (love you too grammy and yeah you tell the truth)
Sam : Having an awesome accent ftw!
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(^ I can agree with that...Sam, your accent rocks!)
MegaMan-There are now 'only' OVER 9000 Megamen...
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(Does not.)
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Fleamarkets: If you can't find it here...you don't need it...
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Anyways....
Creeping Death-soon to be husband of a psycho
Postmortem Falls-deadly psychotic wolf from Hell and one creepy chick~ :)
Isabella-poor child. She's related to me.
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Predator - All the technology in the galaxy but ya still can't overcome arnold's god modding. (Arnold rocks!)
Aliens - If we only knew "she" would be comming back... humans are scary
Marines - We want whatever Arnold is taking...
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xD That's good tezz.
Tezztor-Godzilla in a sexier skin.
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 Smitty the Pirate: If I told you I would have to kill you.
 IMVU: We are full of fail!
 Mountain Dew: Tricking you into a stomach ache.
 Duct tape: If there was no duct tape there would only be madness.
The Furry Forums: Serious business going down here.
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Coke: Making all your stomach aches go away- in four hours.
Sprite: Drink of the gods! (Of hell maybe.)
Vodka: Fastest killer of good men since birth
Jack Daniels: Best times of your life you'll never remember. Dunno why you love that smell so much.
Scotch: Worst alcoholic beverage to come out since 1940, full of dirt!
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Smitty: !@#$ I've been Rickrolled!
The internet: Giving people a home since its creation