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Title: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 02, 2008, 03:58:32 AM
Here, you put up some products' (or person's) first slogans.

For example:

Hillary Clinton: Ready from the start.
first draft: Ready from the starting shot.

Get it?

GO!




eBay: Selling cheetos shaped like Jesus.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Somebody on April 02, 2008, 12:35:13 PM
Does it have to be a slogan related to yours? Like the wording in your two examples? If so I got nothin

But otherwise..

Nike: Just do it!
Puffs: A Nose in need, deserves puffs indeed (God I hate that one)
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 04, 2008, 11:00:53 AM
no you make one up for the product.

Second Life: treating dialup users like crap since I joined.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Somebody on April 04, 2008, 03:14:22 PM
Everquest  " Ever quest? We sure haven't"

Call of Duty 4 "Why Aim when you can spray!"

Microsoft " We're better then you, and we know it"

Nintendo Wii "New and exciting ways to play with your Wii"
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 04, 2008, 10:06:06 PM
Tim Hortons' : Always Fresh

Sega Dreamcast: It's thinking...

Playstation 2: Live in your world play in ours



Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 06, 2008, 03:46:38 AM
NO MAKE IT UP HEDGERS!!!!

NBC: In forth place since the dark ages
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 06, 2008, 04:48:24 AM
._. ok...



MArine Corps.: Visit exotic places meet exotic people then blow them up
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Somebody on April 06, 2008, 03:53:28 PM
Furry Forums "Come have intelligent conversation with people who have lost their Humanity" (one of those double meaning things, don't read to much into it)

Sony "Live in your world, pay for ours"

McDonalds "We make 'Killer' food"

Command and Conquer "Instructions on the Box"
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 06, 2008, 08:47:47 PM
Starbucks: Stealing your money for a cup of coffee that tastes the same as a cup of coffee from a gas station.

Wendy's: Placing fingers in chili since 1953!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 07, 2008, 12:17:41 AM
Portal: Make the companion cube your life long love

Half Life 2: It is time...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on April 07, 2008, 03:56:47 AM
CBS: We're totaslly SBC backwards, jsut WAAAYY cooler.. (WTF?)
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 07, 2008, 04:14:49 AM

MAC: Hello I"m a MAC and i'm not worth the $2,000 you paid for me
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 07, 2008, 10:49:48 AM
hahaha good one hedgers.

EXXON MOBILE: Screwing people's pockets with gas pumps since 2001!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 11, 2008, 01:57:20 AM
thanks xD

Coca-Cola: Sure we taste good...but have you tried Pepsi?
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 11, 2008, 10:49:18 AM
Pepsi: We admit that Coke is ten times better.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: iKero-chu™ on April 11, 2008, 12:24:31 PM
AOL: Screwing people over since 2000.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 11, 2008, 09:09:26 PM
Ford: Breaking down on the side of the road since 1912
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 12, 2008, 06:38:59 PM
Chevy: Giving you car trouble since whenever we started.

Dodge: Wasting your tax money to build horrible trucks.

Ford: Pfft yea whatev'.

Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Somebody on April 12, 2008, 07:35:49 PM
Porsche - Official car of the national car jackers association

McDonalds - ... Did we mention, its cheap?

Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 12, 2008, 09:44:41 PM
Maxis29: There's more to me than meets the eye.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 13, 2008, 02:14:17 AM
Maxis isn't a product xD he's a living person


Mcdonalds: using a beef by product since 1964

Rap: sing to poems we wright that suck
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 13, 2008, 02:16:23 AM
I know.

Master Hedgers: Wasting my time on the FF for one full year!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Arke on April 13, 2008, 02:16:53 AM
McDonalds- It's only disgusting if you know what it is.
My Chemical Romance- 'Cause Iron Maiden is busy
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 13, 2008, 02:42:09 AM
Wendy's: Uncooked fries since the dark ages.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 13, 2008, 02:58:27 AM
Giant tiger: Sure our prices are cheap...but have you seen what we sell?
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 13, 2008, 02:59:09 AM
Kroger: Great food, High Gas Prices.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Arke on April 13, 2008, 02:59:45 AM
Kittens- Like baby cats, but cuter!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 13, 2008, 03:03:19 AM
Puppys: Like baby dogs, only with sharper teeth and claws and are able to tear into different things without thinking.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 13, 2008, 03:06:40 AM
The Electric guitar: Giving music a helluva shake
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 13, 2008, 03:10:47 AM
Canada: Dealing with cold season and colder season since 1875 ?
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Somebody on April 13, 2008, 03:11:09 AM
Dispsosaurus - A Name you can trust!

Nintendo - Creating inspiration for furry art with every game.

Konami - All your Movie Stars are belong to our games!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 13, 2008, 03:13:05 AM
Sleep Number Beds: Causing Jesse to never wake up.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dakota on April 22, 2008, 02:07:11 AM
Owosso, MI boring since...  FOREVER!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 22, 2008, 03:00:11 AM
New Jersey: Giving bad smell since 1776
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 23, 2008, 03:05:06 AM
The black Eyed Peas: We know we suck...but we play anyways...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on April 23, 2008, 07:39:35 PM
Logan, Ohio: The most boring place since 1825.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dakota on April 23, 2008, 07:44:53 PM
speed guns: giving me tickets since i got my license
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: flames on April 24, 2008, 01:46:15 PM
The Government-Nobody could be dumber...
Windows-Constantly crashing since installation.
Furries-Misunderstood but not missed by the masses.
Nintendo-Awesome 'cause Miyamoto said so.
Sony-Buy our overpriced junk and we won't steal yours.
Microsoft-Conquering the Internet and building a better future...for Bill Gates...
Coca-Cola-Poision=Perfection
McDonalds-Cooking rats since 1989.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on April 25, 2008, 12:03:15 AM
NASCAR: making that same left turn for over 50 years

Canada: We invented it...but the americans stole it...

Hummer: Owning the off-roads since  the ywere built...(except for the H2 and H3 XP)
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Leon Aster on June 03, 2008, 03:33:10 AM
Wives: annoying you ever since you got married.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dakota on June 03, 2008, 03:38:39 AM
speedlimits - made to be broken
fart cans - make you car sound like it has severe engine problems
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Leon Aster on June 03, 2008, 03:41:15 AM
Nerds: made to own you in school.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: DaiRraito IS, FurryLAE. on June 04, 2008, 12:49:22 AM
5 year olds : Made to bug you until you kill yourself   =3    =3    =3  
(( you see, 5 yearolds were manafactured, real kids went from 4 to 6))

^^^  Part of actual slogan
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on June 04, 2008, 03:06:33 AM
Conventions: Build it...and nerds will come...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on June 04, 2008, 03:45:51 AM
Jay Leno: Promoting chin enlargement since 1993
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on June 04, 2008, 04:00:34 AM
   Garry's Mod: Promoting new and confusing ways to kill an npc since we started!
   Windows Vista: Screwing more people than an adult video store.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Leon Aster on June 04, 2008, 05:01:12 AM
Pepper Spray: made to fend off perverts since 1861.  xD
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on June 04, 2008, 07:30:36 AM
Lazy Gamer comments on the Wii: IT'S A TRAP TO MAKE YOU ACTIVE.

Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: flames on June 04, 2008, 06:33:27 PM
Flames-Spouting insane ramblings since '93
Square Enix-Proud creators of the 55th remake of Final Fantasy VII
Ninjas-The awesome alternative to pirates
Pirates-Because Ninjas don't drink rum
Racists-They discriminate because they care......about themselves
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on June 04, 2008, 10:52:59 PM
Rockstar- Blood, gore, un needed swearing? and pure unadulterated fun?  We're there!!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Leon Aster on June 05, 2008, 03:23:35 AM
Computers: Made to waste time since 1 B.C..
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: flames on June 05, 2008, 07:30:56 PM
Flames-The guy who'll listen to your needs, if you have problems, pain or you find that your heart bleeds...
Scatman-Awesome song insanity in its purest form...
DBZ-The source of millions crying out "It's over 9000!!!"
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on June 05, 2008, 10:54:14 PM
Dragon Ball Z - The reason kids are chargin' their lazers and shoopin' de whoopin'
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 05, 2008, 11:28:57 PM
America- Hell on Earth since 1450
Delta- sending you out to your death every morning, afternoon, and night since 1970
Dave- boring you to death since he was born :P (Love you dave!)
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: flames on June 06, 2008, 03:55:23 PM
Postmortem Falls-Writing great poems and denying it all...
Rain-Standard weather of Britain...Glorious, isn't it?
Keyboards-The forbidden luxury for typing...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on June 06, 2008, 08:10:10 PM
 Smitty the Pirate: All your rum are belong to I !
 Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians.  ( I am watching you Hedgers >_> )
 MTV: Shouldn't we be getting some music?
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on June 06, 2008, 09:29:29 PM
((why would we try? our army sucks lol))

Basshunter: the hunters of the bass

beer: My anti-drug
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: flames on June 07, 2008, 12:57:13 AM
Europe-We get everthing later than all of you! (Still waiting for Brawl...-_-')
Caffeine-The best invention made for the best people
Rum-Why is it always gone?
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 07, 2008, 01:00:14 AM
Flames- still denying he writes as well as I supposedly do
~Postmortem Falls~- denying the credit till the day I die
Smitty- full of rum since birth
E.I.T.C- full of bull&^%$ and high-priced rum! :P
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: flames on June 07, 2008, 01:12:37 AM
Flames-Stores over 9000% of your RDA of Insanity.
Postmortem falls-Modest or mad? Find out in this week's issue of Stalker Weekly!
The Furry Forums-The home of countless, made and run by a numbered few...with 'love'...
IMVU-Not listening to your demands since its birth...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 07, 2008, 04:58:24 PM
Postmortem Falls- Mad beyond belief and full of Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
Isabella- Childish boy with dreams of becoming a girl. :P (Love you dear.)
Flames- Great grandson of a nut hut escapee.
Smitty- One messed up kid.
Creeping Death- Psychotic since birth and still rocking my world! :)
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: ¿ Jesse Pawman ? on June 07, 2008, 06:13:01 PM
Sammie: is now going to be my great-grandmother instead of daughter cuz that's just weird.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 07, 2008, 07:45:37 PM
ok, fine.
Jesse- greatest great grandson of all time.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Soryu/Miayuki Isumi on June 07, 2008, 07:49:06 PM
Thomas: Truely wanting to be female since he started roleplaying =P (love you too grammy and yeah you tell the truth)
Sam : Having an awesome accent ftw!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: flames on June 07, 2008, 07:53:50 PM
(^ I can agree with that...Sam, your accent rocks!)
MegaMan-There are now 'only' OVER 9000 Megamen...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 07, 2008, 08:50:04 PM
(Does not.)
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Octavia on June 08, 2008, 04:00:44 AM
Fleamarkets: If you can't find it here...you don't need it...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 08, 2008, 06:47:50 PM
Anyways....

Creeping Death-soon to be husband of a psycho
Postmortem Falls-deadly psychotic wolf from Hell and one creepy chick~ :)
Isabella-poor child. She's related to me.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Somebody on June 08, 2008, 08:34:29 PM
Predator - All the technology in the galaxy but ya still can't overcome arnold's god modding. (Arnold rocks!)

Aliens - If we only knew "she" would be comming back... humans are scary

Marines - We want whatever Arnold is taking...
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 08, 2008, 11:36:44 PM
xD That's good tezz.

Tezztor-Godzilla in a sexier skin.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on June 09, 2008, 02:06:19 AM
 Ãƒâ€šÃ‚  Smitty the Pirate: If I told you I would have to kill you.
 Ãƒâ€šÃ‚  IMVU: We are full of fail!
 Ãƒâ€šÃ‚  Mountain Dew: Tricking you into a stomach ache.
 Ãƒâ€šÃ‚  Duct tape: If there was no duct tape there would only be madness.
   The Furry Forums: Serious business going down here.
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Dr. Strange on June 09, 2008, 11:55:22 AM
Coke: Making all your stomach aches go away- in four hours.
Sprite: Drink of the gods! (Of hell maybe.)
Vodka: Fastest killer of good men since birth
Jack Daniels: Best times of your life you'll never remember. Dunno why you love that smell so much.
Scotch: Worst alcoholic beverage to come out since 1940, full of dirt!
Title: Re: Products' First Slogans.
Post by: Smitty the Airship Pirate on June 10, 2008, 01:17:43 AM
  Smitty:  !@#$ I've been Rickrolled!  
  The internet: Giving people a home since its creation