The Furry Forums

Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: White Wolf Guardian on March 20, 2018, 11:24:43 AM

Title: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 20, 2018, 11:24:43 AM: There is a hill, you must claim the hill for yourself.

*Plants flag atop the hill* This is my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 21, 2018, 10:24:20 AM: *snaps flagpole across my knee*

My hill!

All hail Trixsie the Conqueror!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 21, 2018, 12:34:38 PM: Oh no you didn't *snaps finger*

*Throws the flag pole down the hill* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 22, 2018, 01:08:47 PM: *calls napalm strike*

I hope you like the smell of my hill in the morning!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 22, 2018, 07:25:37 PM: I will remember it fondly *Cancels the strike* (Claims hill again)
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Naval on March 22, 2018, 09:56:50 PM: *I blow up a bunch of colored balloons. While dancing afterwards.*

Pardon me , but while you were fighting. I claimed the hill for my people!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 23, 2018, 01:24:07 AM: *pushes willbert off* its mine!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 23, 2018, 05:32:28 PM: *Climbs on Emtile's head* Now this hill is truly mine.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Naval on March 23, 2018, 06:06:33 PM: *I float back up onto the hill.* Nope, sorry but this hill is mine.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 23, 2018, 06:14:08 PM: *pushes wolf off and kicks willbert down* mine!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Naval on March 23, 2018, 06:18:46 PM: *I get a little steamed and climb up with a balloon sword and whack you over the head.* This is my hill for the balloon people!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 23, 2018, 08:22:21 PM: *Sets up a giant fan and blows the balloon away* Haha, my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 25, 2018, 03:33:58 AM: *blows up the fan and plants a beacon* Kote Manada'yaim! For Mandalore!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 25, 2018, 09:55:48 AM: *tackles Rocco from behind* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 12:33:11 PM: *Kicks the snow leopard into the distance*

Looks like meows are blasting off again!

MY HILL <3
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 25, 2018, 12:51:51 PM: *chains you to a tree just off the hill*

I am still here
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 12:52:23 PM: *Eats the chain*

No you! *Claims hill*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 25, 2018, 12:53:23 PM: *Kicks away* "No!"
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 01:09:31 PM: *Flies down and flaps wings around the lizard* I claim the hill from the sky!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 25, 2018, 03:10:39 PM: *falls on you after flying one lap around the Earth* My hill... @.@
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 04:35:46 PM: *Whacks the snow leopard back into the sky with a homerun bat* I think this one's gonna be a photo finish!

My hill :D
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 25, 2018, 06:17:56 PM: *climbs over* mine!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 25, 2018, 07:09:25 PM: paces around the base of the hill, selectively 'marking' rocks, trees, and bushes. Once I make a complete lap of the hill I march to the top and announce:

"I have closed the sacred circle and officially claimed this hill as a private and sacred space. All may ascend this hill, but must do so in peace."

Lays down on the peak of the hill, and seems to merge into the very being of it.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 07:20:02 PM: *Destroys all the places of markings* NOW the hill shall be reclaimed!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 25, 2018, 07:22:52 PM: Looks at WWG with disdain.. "destroying doesn't change the markings... but OMG you touched them... yech..."

Grins evilly "Might want to wash your hands..."
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 25, 2018, 08:04:22 PM: *a piano ramly crashes on Fuzz' head and I come floating down with a parachute* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 10:02:28 PM: *Throws pancakes at Michen* NO! My hill..... *washes hands*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 25, 2018, 10:48:46 PM: Catches Michen in my maw, teeth bared... "Glad I have a hard head... or that might have hurt." throws Michen off the hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 11:38:31 PM: Michen was already gone o.o... *Picks up Fuzz and throws him off the hill* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 26, 2018, 12:39:29 AM: *blows up everyone on the hill*

"Fun times!" *twitches*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 26, 2018, 03:04:11 AM: *rides in in a V22 Osprey and lands on Emtile* My hill
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 26, 2018, 08:21:58 AM: *grabs the hill and moves it until it's under me* My hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 26, 2018, 10:46:09 AM: *Traps the snow leopard in a box and locks the case* Now it's my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 26, 2018, 11:34:34 AM: *sends people after wolf to "Take him away"*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 26, 2018, 10:03:09 PM: *knocks Emtile silly with my tail* My box! I mean hill...
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 27, 2018, 12:56:11 AM: *lifts, spins around and throws Michen* "why are we here again?"
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 27, 2018, 03:17:23 AM: I'm not sure myself The wolgon whispers to Emtile as he pushes the lizard off the hill.

My hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 27, 2018, 03:27:38 AM: distracts all, then hides the hill for safe keeping....

"My hill"
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 27, 2018, 03:29:01 AM: *Locates the hill with a hill radar detection method* NOW! This is my hill! *Reclaims hill*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 27, 2018, 03:33:27 AM: "no... If I can't have it no one can..." tunnels under hill and places large explosive charges, way more than needed to remove the hill...

Starts counting down

10, 9, 8,....
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 27, 2018, 09:34:57 AM: *comes out of a warp pipe carrying all the explosives Fuzz put down and throws it away* My hi-BOOOOM!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 27, 2018, 11:03:41 AM: *Walks in with ownership documents*

This is my hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 27, 2018, 12:14:59 PM: *Takes to documents, tears them up and throws it at your face*

"No."
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 27, 2018, 12:20:53 PM: *tapes them back together*

This hill is mine
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 27, 2018, 12:22:02 PM: borrows lots of buckets from Cheza, fills each bucket with dirt from the hill, tears up ToS's deed again and puts a piece of it in each bucket

.. gives each their own bucket...
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 27, 2018, 12:28:44 PM: *builds a house*

This house is mine, as is the hill its on.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 27, 2018, 12:39:42 PM: *Uses 11 swords to defeat the 10 swords* Now the hill shall be mine!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 27, 2018, 12:42:44 PM: *finds 2 more swords*

Not so fast!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 27, 2018, 02:21:34 PM: *throws a holy hand grenade from the bushes*

♪ Ha-lelujah BOOOOM!

*comes out wearing an army helmet* This means war! For MY hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 28, 2018, 01:45:53 PM: *Throws a boomerang at the snow leopard and knocks it all the way to Luxembourg*

Now, this is my hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 28, 2018, 06:26:07 PM: *Shoots white off*

Its mine!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 29, 2018, 04:07:28 AM: pauses to look at the insanity on this hill.. pads off to the next hill over and lays down on the peak to watch..

"THIS is my hill..."
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 29, 2018, 08:45:26 AM: This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

*More paperwork ensues* My hills!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 29, 2018, 08:50:47 PM: *comes back like a boomerang and lands on the hill Fuzz is standing on* Hah! My...

When did this hill appear?
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 30, 2018, 12:24:31 AM: *Slides infront of michen* "boop"
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 30, 2018, 12:14:01 PM: *claws Emtile in the face* My...

I forgot my claws were blunt.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 30, 2018, 12:17:58 PM: howls loudly in protest of MY new hill being attacked... calls in a large pack of Dire Wolves who form a defensive perimeter at the base, eating anyone foolish enough to try to enter.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 30, 2018, 01:50:40 PM: *Uses "Attack of the Coywolves" Luck +10*

Woah, what a coincidence, I guess this is my hill now.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Corran Orreaux on March 30, 2018, 03:03:54 PM: *Reads Vogon poetry to white*

This is a rather nice hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 30, 2018, 05:02:46 PM: *Opens "Charles Dickens: Great Expectations"* After you're done reading this, you'll be bored for all eternity.

My hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Corran Orreaux on March 30, 2018, 05:20:45 PM: *Tosses cinnamon toast crunch off of the hill*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7md0kT1rUB0
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 31, 2018, 01:54:32 PM: *plants a cake in your face* My hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 31, 2018, 02:04:44 PM: rallies Dire Wolves and retakes the second hill ...
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Corran Orreaux on March 31, 2018, 02:18:52 PM: *Summons swarm of angry tacos*

This is MY HILL!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 31, 2018, 02:30:45 PM: *runs off to the other hill that's now unguarded* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 31, 2018, 02:52:46 PM: brings in the ORIGINAL Ac/DC band members adn sets up the stage on the peak of the second hill... Concerts starts as the sun goes down, will probably last well into the dawn!!!!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 03:42:45 PM: *Uses Aerosmith to scare the AC/DC band off* Alright, now it's my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Fuzzpaws on March 31, 2018, 05:02:43 PM: laughs at the thought that Aerosmith could scare Ac/DC... but talks to both bands, they agree to combine adn put on a super concert!

I charge admission to my hill..
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 31, 2018, 05:08:13 PM: *Blasts brutal slam metal* I am here again!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 05:13:46 PM: *Kicks the lizard into the distance* Now, I control the hill territory!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 31, 2018, 06:36:36 PM: *showers white in white paint* no reason
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 06:44:26 PM: *Whites internally* I will send you into the abyss! *Drops Emtile into an alternate dimension with no hill* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Corran Orreaux on March 31, 2018, 07:22:34 PM: Emtile, NOO!

*Wail of pain makes white cry and run away*

I'll name this hill Emtile, the hill of love.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 07:25:57 PM: *Stops crying* What the heck, it's time for you to be hecked! *Hecks externally*

My hill now.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on March 31, 2018, 07:37:08 PM: *comes back as a 6th dimension demon and sets. White on fire*

"Now you're grey."
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 07:38:41 PM: AAAAAAA *freezes self to get colder*

Okay, I'm a little singed, but I won't stop! *Whaps the lizard with a giant newspaper* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on March 31, 2018, 07:59:53 PM: ♬ I came in like a wrecking ball
C R A S H
♫ Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
MY HIIIILL!
♪ Left me crashing in a blazing fall
♩ All you ever did was... wre-e-eck meee
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 31, 2018, 08:37:57 PM: *Kicks the music reference to the moon*

Oh no, I have to take the hill again.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 18, 2018, 02:46:32 PM: Please, may I have the hill?

*pouts and choirs of angels sigh their anguish*

It would mean so much to me!

*eyes glistening*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on May 18, 2018, 04:30:45 PM: *headbutts Trixsie from behind*

That's what you could expect from reviving this thread!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 18, 2018, 05:57:57 PM: *Kicks the snow leopard into the distance* And that's what you get for attacking the reviver!

MY HILL
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on May 18, 2018, 06:26:26 PM: *Teleports back into a secret chamber of the hill*
huehueHUEHUEHUE
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 18, 2018, 06:33:35 PM: *Is completely unaware of this occurrence and sits on top of the hill* This is still uhh... my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on May 18, 2018, 06:51:36 PM: *comes out of a well-hidden hatch and sneaks up on White*

MY HILL!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 18, 2018, 08:47:30 PM: *Screams externally* Don't scare me like that! Wait a minute, this is my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on May 19, 2018, 12:10:56 PM: Nope! *climbs on top of White* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 19, 2018, 03:57:19 PM: *Shrieks* Wait a minute... if you're on top of me, that means you have become a hill! MY HILL
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on May 19, 2018, 05:30:59 PM: That's what you think, but you are my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 19, 2018, 10:23:47 PM: *Gasp* No! I am my own hill, all three of these hills are my hills!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Oriaan on May 25, 2018, 07:48:05 PM: *Plants a giant flag*
Mine now! ;)
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on May 25, 2018, 08:37:22 PM: *jumps off of White and onto the flag*

*gets 4000 points* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on June 01, 2018, 10:32:31 PM: *Unplugs the Michendo Entertainment System and claims the hill* Well, that was easy.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on June 02, 2018, 03:38:59 PM: *turns the hill upside down so White falls off*
*turns the hill back again on it's place so White ends up under the hill*

That was easy. (https://www.myinstants.com/instant/that-was-easy/)
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: draco on June 04, 2018, 12:23:19 AM: *breathes fire* nah it's my mudaflippin hill

Post Merge: June 04, 2018, 12:24:48 AM
*flaps wings* notin yu can du see
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on June 04, 2018, 04:49:21 AM: *Tiny wolgon hops onto draco's head* My hill now!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on June 06, 2018, 02:23:34 AM: *Stands next to both of them...........*
"........... Hey"
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on June 06, 2018, 01:10:49 PM: *launches all three of you in the air with a gigantic spring mechanism* Thanks for visiting, come down soon! But uh... Not too soon.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on June 07, 2018, 11:45:22 PM: *comes down too soon*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 11, 2018, 09:23:41 AM: So... Can I just have the hill or do I need to unleash the cyber dragons?
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on June 11, 2018, 07:38:12 PM: Moves the hill until it's located under me*
My hill.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on June 12, 2018, 10:44:36 PM: *lays down and reads a book ontop of the hill*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Corran Orreaux on June 13, 2018, 06:22:58 AM: *Sticks a flag through Emtile and into the hill and claims it for Spain*

My Hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: L. Jay Echoes on June 15, 2018, 08:03:56 PM: *Blows nose on flag, unsharpens James's horns with a poolstick cue, then picks up whatever book Emtile was reading. Fails to invest any focus amid the chaos and Carnage.*

Don't nobody go nowheres. I'mma actually come back n' bring in the real artillery >:(
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Michen_S on June 15, 2018, 08:58:54 PM: *boops jechoes' nose* My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Corran Orreaux on June 25, 2018, 10:03:49 PM: *Reads Michen Robert's rules of order*

You'll be so bored, you'll have no choice but to run away, my hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on June 28, 2018, 01:20:07 AM: "That's interesting..." *tries to push james off the hill*
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: hanngnecessary on July 03, 2018, 10:36:49 PM: wait, how did i get on a hill!?
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: L. Jay Echoes on July 05, 2018, 09:50:50 AM: You climbed here. And now you gonna climb right back down, sucka.

*Chews up a whole clove of garlic, threatens to smooch hangnnecessary, then brandishes a gooey flyswatter at James and Emtile.*

Mine all mine.
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Corran Orreaux on July 05, 2018, 02:53:13 PM: *Invades France, sells all of France's almond milk to Poland, use the money to buy a position as a Cardinal in the Catholic church, rises to pope, and excommunicates Jechoes, thus making all titles he holds fair game for grab from any rival lord that can and his claim on them null and void*

My hill!
Title: Re: The Hill Thread
Post by: Emtile on July 06, 2018, 02:09:25 AM: *pushes you off*

Mine!