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Title: The avatar above you is going door-to-door, what are they selling?
Post by: Momma Bird on December 26, 2017, 07:49:43 AM

So, decided to try creating my own game, let's see how well this goes.


You find that the avatar above you is going door-to-door selling a product. What are they selling?


EDIT: Corrected spelling error.
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Post by: ? on December 26, 2017, 08:26:18 AM
They are selling a bunch of seeds and berries  ^_^ 


I'll take some strawberries please  :P
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Post by: Momma Bird on December 26, 2017, 05:55:13 PM
You are in luck, we have a fresh batch of strawberries :)!


You are selling pies but no plates or utensils, so they better have their own!

Apple pie is my favourite, I think about it a lot to.
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Post by: Bricket on December 26, 2017, 06:02:01 PM
Birdseed
Tons and tons of birdseed
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Post by: TenOfSwords on December 26, 2017, 06:48:47 PM
They are selling tickets to a train festival.
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Post by: Bricket on December 26, 2017, 06:54:29 PM
He would be selling... ten swords
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Post by: kiindling on December 26, 2017, 08:20:26 PM
Selling miniature trains
And inviting you to the miniature train convention whilst they're at it
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Post by: ? on December 26, 2017, 08:24:25 PM
They are selling flying pirate ships, they keep a armada over head wherever they go in case they make a sell as they go door to door     ^_^
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Post by: Momma Bird on December 27, 2017, 12:57:26 AM
Hair gel. Hair gel that smells like pie.
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Post by: ? on December 27, 2017, 02:14:24 AM
They sold wings  :P   fake ones of course
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Post by: Michen_S on December 30, 2017, 10:34:41 AM
Little Eevee hats! I don't want one, but thanks for the offer.
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Post by: kiindling on December 30, 2017, 03:38:01 PM
Little sparkly charms and what not
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Post by: Momma Bird on December 31, 2017, 04:16:32 AM
Sketch pencils, sketch pads, and other forms of art supplies. I would buy, if I knew how to sketch better.
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Post by: juliet on December 31, 2017, 04:19:19 AM
Feather hair charms! I lovingly buy a few, because who doesn't need charming accessories?  :*
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Post by: Bricket on December 31, 2017, 04:33:58 AM
I guess you'd sell tattoo coupons
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Post by: Michen_S on December 31, 2017, 04:01:37 PM
Lego trains!

No thanks though.
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Post by: lightstone on December 31, 2017, 04:08:09 PM
oh sounds intresting this game


yoda dolls, just yoda dolls to promote the new starwars movie
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Post by: kiindling on December 31, 2017, 09:43:24 PM
His soul




'Nough said
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Post by: lightstone on December 31, 2017, 11:18:58 PM
Bad time. Fireworks everywhere
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Post by: Bricket on December 31, 2017, 11:21:43 PM
Christmas hats, time to dump the stock
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Post by: lightstone on December 31, 2017, 11:22:51 PM
First thing tomorrow morning as I’m at my grandmas
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Post by: Alistair on January 01, 2018, 03:01:43 AM
Automatic sandwich machines.
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Post by: Momma Bird on January 01, 2018, 03:36:30 AM
Haircare products.
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Post by: lightstone on January 01, 2018, 04:40:44 AM
feathers for pillows
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Post by: Momma Bird on January 01, 2018, 07:38:54 AM
In your case, you are not selling. You are handing out flyers in search of your hat. I hope you find it.
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Post by: Michen_S on January 01, 2018, 10:17:04 AM
Fur dye! ...or is it feather dye? I can't tell.
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Post by: ? on January 01, 2018, 03:18:01 PM
I bunch of snow : P
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Post by: kiindling on January 01, 2018, 05:54:05 PM
Picnic hampers c:
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Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 01, 2018, 05:58:54 PM
SHOWER CURTAINS AT THE LOW-LOW PRICE OF 19.99!!!
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Post by: kiindling on January 01, 2018, 06:00:36 PM
Tapes of their own banging tunes c;
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Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 01, 2018, 06:02:05 PM
World maps with all of the names scrambled >w>
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Post by: Michen_S on January 01, 2018, 08:21:27 PM
Furry art!
I'll take this one, and that one, and that one...
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Post by: ? on January 01, 2018, 08:49:33 PM
They mare selling robots!!!
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Post by: George on January 01, 2018, 11:00:31 PM
Baked goods, perhaps
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Post by: kiindling on January 01, 2018, 11:11:35 PM
Karaoke machines
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Post by: lightstone on January 02, 2018, 04:58:07 AM
In your case, you are not selling. You are handing out flyers in search of your hat. I hope you find it.
XD XD XD  i actually laughed out loud
"your going door to door." "yes" "your openly camagning" "sure" "thats new" "honestly its knd of draining" "burr" "sir" "is there anything you wouldn't do" "no im chasing what i want and you know what" "what" "i learned that from you"


oh uhhm.... you sell cookies
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Post by: ? on January 03, 2018, 02:41:51 PM
They are selling yarn
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Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 02:50:50 PM
you're selling sea shells
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Post by: ? on January 04, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
You will sell Umbrellas
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Post by: lightstone on January 05, 2018, 04:42:18 AM
you can sell disney DVD's ill have them all thank you
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Post by: Bricket on January 05, 2018, 04:43:20 AM
Tickets to the Netherlands
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Post by: lightstone on January 05, 2018, 05:05:09 AM
tickets to belgium
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Post by: ? on January 05, 2018, 02:46:08 PM
They were selling chicken wings
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Post by: Michen_S on January 05, 2018, 06:44:15 PM
Stolas? R-really? I prefer scarfs... Personal reasons.
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Post by: ? on January 05, 2018, 06:52:07 PM
They were selling plushies
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Post by: Dazed on January 05, 2018, 06:55:23 PM
Selling oversize mousepads
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Post by: ? on January 05, 2018, 07:12:35 PM
They are selling cheese!!  :P
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Post by: Michen_S on January 05, 2018, 07:19:39 PM
Thoughts about pumpkin pie. Trying to earn easy money, pal?
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Post by: lightstone on January 06, 2018, 04:35:00 AM
stroopwaffels to the american
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Post by: George on January 07, 2018, 05:34:38 AM
Glowing rocks

that's more username related I admit.
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Post by: ? on January 07, 2018, 06:05:03 PM
They are selling performances
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Post by: Cheza on January 07, 2018, 06:09:55 PM
Yarn spun out of their own fur.
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Post by: Dazed on January 07, 2018, 06:19:17 PM
Selling bootleg pokemon games.


They're great fun, really.


"Wild he-he appear!"
Thank you, poor translations.
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Post by: ? on January 07, 2018, 10:10:32 PM
They sold blue goggles
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Post by: Michen_S on January 07, 2018, 10:15:07 PM
Party snacks! Eh, why not? I'll take some.
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Post by: lightstone on January 08, 2018, 04:45:15 AM
you sold fur, why
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Post by: George on January 08, 2018, 05:24:15 AM
Disney merchandise
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Post by: lightstone on January 08, 2018, 05:33:23 AM
you sold cows you experimented on
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Post by: Michen_S on January 08, 2018, 11:29:26 AM
Moonstones! ...Where did you get them from, exactly?
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Post by: Bricket on January 08, 2018, 11:32:48 AM
Snowballs, a speciality during winter
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Post by: Momma Bird on January 08, 2018, 12:24:24 PM
Emergency whistles. Sorry, not interested, but I have a vacuum for sale if you would like.
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Post by: ? on January 08, 2018, 02:34:49 PM
They sold bird feeders  XP
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Post by: lightstone on January 09, 2018, 04:47:54 AM
you sold pies obviously
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Post by: George on January 09, 2018, 05:53:01 AM
Clothes. Trying to sell the clothes you don't wear anymore.
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Post by: ? on January 09, 2018, 02:43:09 PM
They sold space ships
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Post by: lightstone on January 10, 2018, 04:44:04 AM
you sold hugs, ill have one
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Post by: ? on January 10, 2018, 02:33:02 PM
They are selling new doors  XP
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Post by: lightstone on January 11, 2018, 04:49:32 AM
you are selling 10 dollar bills
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Post by: ? on January 12, 2018, 03:40:57 PM
They are selling space ships
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Post by: lightstone on January 13, 2018, 04:52:52 AM
your selling knock-off Disney movies
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on January 27, 2018, 07:48:43 AM
Saint John's Finger Bones (points if you get the reference).
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 28, 2018, 12:22:29 AM
Magazine subscriptions
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Post by: lightstone on January 28, 2018, 04:47:09 AM
green paint for ears
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Post by: ? on January 28, 2018, 03:54:23 PM
they are selling bones
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 28, 2018, 03:55:51 PM
His new book, "How to Get a Piece of the Pie"
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Post by: lightstone on January 29, 2018, 04:45:31 AM
black paint for mussels
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 29, 2018, 02:05:23 PM
Prank dictionaries
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Post by: ? on January 29, 2018, 02:38:44 PM
They are selling a box of limes
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Post by: lightstone on January 30, 2018, 04:38:12 AM
you are selling doors
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Post by: Michen_S on January 30, 2018, 11:25:25 AM
Googly eyes... Why in the world. Are you selling googly eyes. Door to door? Like, of all the things you could sell...
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 30, 2018, 12:37:50 PM
Glue? Why in the world would you go door to door selling Glue? That's bound to cause a sticky situation
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Post by: ? on January 30, 2018, 02:31:47 PM
They are selling helicopters, woah what a great deal
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Post by: lightstone on January 31, 2018, 04:46:41 AM
you are selling hair of celebrities  :?
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Post by: ? on January 31, 2018, 06:25:04 PM
They sold boxes of paper
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Post by: lightstone on February 01, 2018, 04:56:16 AM
you sold paper just paper
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Post by: ? on February 01, 2018, 03:01:47 PM
They are selling popcorn
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Post by: Michen_S on February 01, 2018, 03:09:45 PM
Safety blankets!
Uh-huh... What makes them safer than normal blankets, exactly?
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Post by: Bricket on February 01, 2018, 11:09:18 PM
Stroopwafels, you're dutch afterall
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Post by: dominic on February 02, 2018, 03:41:24 AM
A box of spiders.


Just the box.


*This box is made of whole spiders, not just the juice*
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Post by: lightstone on February 02, 2018, 05:09:55 AM
you sold crushyroll premium accounts
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Post by: ? on February 02, 2018, 03:28:56 PM
You sold a lot of wings
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Post by: lightstone on February 02, 2018, 04:27:17 PM
you sold popcorn
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Post by: ? on February 02, 2018, 04:53:33 PM
you are selling jetpacks
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Post by: Michen_S on February 02, 2018, 07:58:42 PM
You're selling the house I live in? Do you really think I believe that?
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Post by: lightstone on February 03, 2018, 04:49:33 AM
you are selling valentines day choclate
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Post by: Michen_S on February 03, 2018, 10:50:34 AM
Pillow fights! Wait. Do you sell them or do- *gets hit with a pillow*
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Post by: ? on February 03, 2018, 04:51:40 PM
They are selling snow
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Post by: Bricket on February 04, 2018, 04:56:08 AM
Crosswords puzzles that make you question everything
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Post by: lightstone on February 05, 2018, 08:21:21 PM
you are selling awards, can me has some i'm running low
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Post by: ? on February 09, 2018, 02:40:50 PM
They are selling grapes
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Post by: lightstone on February 10, 2018, 04:49:10 AM
you are selling computer mice
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 10, 2018, 05:48:07 AM
They're selling pet lions.
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Post by: ? on March 16, 2018, 06:20:28 PM
They are selling tea
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Post by: Naval on March 16, 2018, 06:54:31 PM
They are selling sweaters made out of 100% organic Eevee fur.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 18, 2018, 09:41:37 PM
They are selling tiny balloon pets.
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Post by: ? on March 19, 2018, 01:42:52 PM
They tried to sell flying lessons
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 20, 2018, 01:10:32 AM
Sold safari balls to the kids after the Safari Zone closed!
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Post by: ? on March 26, 2018, 07:44:41 PM
They are selling apple seeds
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Post by: Michen_S on March 26, 2018, 10:00:21 PM
Pillows! I'll take one.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 27, 2018, 02:16:31 AM
The snow leopard is handing out faux snow leopard tails.
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Post by: ? on April 02, 2018, 02:55:41 PM
They were selling entire planes
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 04, 2018, 03:00:42 AM
Selling potted flowers without birth certificates.
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Post by: ? on April 06, 2018, 01:22:13 PM
They sold stars
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 01:36:31 PM
Selling peep kabobs on bamboo chutes.
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 06, 2018, 02:03:33 PM
They would open their wing to reveal rows and rows of watches for sale.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 02:19:17 PM
Was selling skillets by carrying them around in his mouth.
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 06, 2018, 08:46:40 PM
Tried to sell me a subscription to "Hwugs and Cwuddles Monthly OwO", whatever that is.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 01:31:56 AM
Was selling JCPenny's catalogs 50% off!
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 09, 2018, 08:27:00 AM
Selling Anglo-Saxon Warriors to protect your garden.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 01:41:09 PM
Selling magazines filled with dreams.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 09, 2018, 08:55:49 PM
Selling Little Emtile Dolls.
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Post by: ? on April 10, 2018, 02:08:04 PM
They sold miniature mountain figures
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 10, 2018, 09:01:46 PM
They tried to sell me pokedolls of all the different eveelutions
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Post by: ? on April 11, 2018, 03:04:48 PM
They sold roller-skates
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 11, 2018, 08:51:58 PM
Sold me a cookbook with different recipes for pie
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 11, 2018, 11:05:46 PM
Sold hunter from Spyro
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 12, 2018, 05:12:36 AM
Sold me a bottle of goat's milk.
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Post by: ? on April 12, 2018, 02:06:09 PM
They sold volleyballs
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 14, 2018, 12:12:58 PM
That eevee was seen running around selling mint leaves!
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Post by: ? on April 16, 2018, 02:16:18 PM
They were selling rides around in the sky
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 17, 2018, 03:32:06 AM
Caught selling soap containers again!
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Post by: ? on April 17, 2018, 01:45:01 PM
They are selling tea
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Post by: Naval on April 17, 2018, 02:18:11 PM
They are selling cookies contained it there tail.  XP
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 03:56:15 AM
Selling used armor polish
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 18, 2018, 04:36:26 AM
Selling an army
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Post by: AceAurora on April 18, 2018, 04:53:07 AM
Rock Climbing Lessons
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 05:47:30 AM
A book called "A Comprehensive Guide to Effective Snarling"
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Post by: ? on April 18, 2018, 06:38:54 PM
They are selling  highfive lessons
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 18, 2018, 08:54:05 PM
They sold me some "gourmet" rare candies.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 01:50:40 AM
He's selling tiny red wolves on a silver plate, the silver plate is always included, but only with a zero down money financing guarantee, no money due at signing.
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 02:51:18 AM
He keeps trying to sell me this joke book, but keeps breaking off in the middle of his sales pitch, laughing hysterically at whatever's inside.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 02:51:55 AM
He's trying to sell partially finished boxes of See's candies, those truffles inside are hard to resist after all.
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Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 02:53:31 AM
He keeps selling me on a fine suit. I now own 30!
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 02:55:40 AM
He was selling tongue extensions
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:00:26 AM
Tried to sell me a bottle of oil that was actually called "The Original Snake Oil"
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:04:43 AM
Sold me a book called "Your Wolgon and You: a Guide to Proper Maintenance and Care"
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Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 03:06:22 AM
Sold me waving lessons!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:06:34 AM
(Yes... yes... all according to plan)

Tried to sell me a picture of a wolf waving at me everytime I looked at the photograph in a unique angle.
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:13:39 AM
Sold me a greeting card filled with awful puns scrawled all over it, and told me it was his "finest masterpiece"
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:18:19 AM
(I would have said pawesome clawwork!)

Sold several guitars that were completely made of fur and elephant hairs!
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Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 03:19:54 AM
They sold me a bar tender who only makes Tequila sunrises
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 03:23:05 AM
Sold me a mixtape of their best songs
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:27:21 AM
Tried to sell me a pizza hut deed to the janitorial closet.
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Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 03:31:34 AM
Tried to sell  a used mop to be...It was still dripping wet.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 03:32:42 AM
(Oh, well I can use that to clean up a mess or two I suppose)

Was trying to sell me a cheese sculpture in the shape of a Pythagorean theorem
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Post by: AceAurora on April 19, 2018, 03:47:05 AM
Tried to sell me a copy of Jekyll and Hyde for the NES. Then some guy in a white shirt with a pocket protector stole it from me....Who was that Angry Video Game guy?
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 19, 2018, 05:01:29 AM
Sold me a gift card to "Free Hugs Inc." When I went to the store to use it, it was just a cardboard box with a wolgon inside.
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Post by: ? on April 19, 2018, 02:03:09 PM
Sold hunting lessons
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 20, 2018, 06:19:06 AM
Sold me a fluffy fur coat.
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Post by: ? on April 20, 2018, 01:25:52 PM
They were selling jet fighters
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 20, 2018, 01:48:22 PM
Attempted to sell me a R.Y.N.O. but I couldn't afford it on my first playthrough.
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Post by: notched on April 21, 2018, 08:32:29 AM
Roofing. Not just roofing, *professional* roofing.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 21, 2018, 05:26:22 PM
Tried to sell plans of invasion of my own property.
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Post by: ? on April 26, 2018, 02:23:52 PM
They tried to sell the colour green
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Post by: MisterCarey991 on April 26, 2018, 03:38:21 PM
Ironic, but I can't stop thinking about you being a pokeball seller.  XD
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Post by: Hunter568 on April 26, 2018, 05:15:46 PM
Sold me a cool bandana
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Post by: MisterCarey991 on April 27, 2018, 09:04:18 AM
(I love bandanas, haha.)

I guess you will sell weapons, since your name is hunter.  XP
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Post by: ? on April 27, 2018, 01:28:46 PM
They were selling colourful face masks
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Post by: MisterCarey991 on April 27, 2018, 01:39:24 PM
I have a lot of face mask, I could sell some.

You have sold me a pie but you regret it, that's why you're thinking about it.  XP
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 03:21:02 PM
They were selling secondhand pies, which was made the pie even more interesting.
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Post by: MisterCarey991 on April 27, 2018, 04:15:02 PM
That's something I would actually do, hahaha.
I can stop thinking of you selling insurances, your icon is like:
-C'mon, dude, medical and house insurance for half price.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 29, 2018, 01:55:33 AM
(Maybe I DO sell those things!)

Selling a variety of mismatched shoes!
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Post by: ? on May 04, 2018, 07:56:56 PM
Sold planets
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 12, 2018, 01:54:37 AM
Sold pizza made of popcorn to teenagers.
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Post by: Hunter568 on May 12, 2018, 05:45:32 AM
Sold me his cool shades
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 13, 2018, 05:35:41 PM
Sold me a used laptop from 2007!
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Post by: ? on May 14, 2018, 06:46:23 PM
They are selling tea
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Post by: Hunter568 on May 16, 2018, 06:21:45 AM
Sold me some full restores.
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Post by: ? on May 18, 2018, 02:52:50 PM
They sold bones they found
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2018, 01:22:44 PM
Sold me some miniature hats!