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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Trinity_Zane on November 23, 2017, 02:20:03 AM
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SAMPLE:
1. (first person) Unfortunately a thief broke into my house
2. (second person) Fortunately I have a sword
3. (third person) Unfortunately he had a flamethrower
4. (fourth person and so on...) Fortunately it wasn't working
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Unfortunately I was thrown in jail
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Unfortunately someone happened to be underneath it
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unfortunately, neither am i XD
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unfurtunatly Cloud Titan is dead now
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unfortunatly cloud still is hurt
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fortunately, I have medical supplies
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unfortunately, it's in a transdimensional box. Might get medical supplies, might get... anything
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fortunately, it can't produce anything that would endanger anyone.
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unfortunately for moro the panda im an immortal astronaut who spends my leisure time fighting space goblins
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Fortunaly I've betted all my money on Cloud
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unfortunately, all you won was Monopoly money
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Fortunaly that money was represented in gold, as 1 million € value
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^ unforuntaley it was all stolen in transit and suspiciously ended up in my bank account
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fortunatly the bank dicided to put you in court as you got too much money in a short time
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^unfortunately you were the one who stole the money
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fortunatly it was on your bank account so they didnt suspect me
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^unfortunately you have a long criminal record which made you suspicious
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fortunatly the last of those crimes were 1 year ago, so they didnt suspect me
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^ unfortunately none of this mattered because there was an alien attack
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(how is that fotunate)
unfortunatly we were blast into space
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Fortunately people were rescued by anthro aliens.
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Unfortunately they were "rescued" and "contained for testing purposes"
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Fortunately, it was temporary holding to make sure there weren't any infectious diseases among the rescued.
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unfortunately someone jumped onto their ray gun controls and started a war.
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fortunately the war was quickly done as they killed the one with the gun
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unfortunately the anthro aliens no longer trusts people enough to let them live among them.
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fortunately they gave the humans a new planet, with water and food
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Unfortunately humans would now have to deal with foreign diseases.
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Fortunately, some humans became immune to the diseases.
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unfortunatly the aliens put those humans on another planet
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Fortunately having the two human groups separated prevented a war
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unfortunatly they got given space ships to start a war
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Fortunately they had no fuel or weaponry
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unfortunately the aliens gave fuel and weapons too
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Fortunately the humans are waaaaaay too small to operate the ships
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Unfortunately the ships are on auto-pilot
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fortunately the ships crashed
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unfortunately they crashed on the intended targets anyway
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fortunately no one got hurt
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unfortunately the crash released a new super virus on the planet
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fortunately humans were evolved a way so that the virus doesn't hurt
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unfortunately the virus killed all other life
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fortunately the humans escaped from the planet
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[size=0px]unfortunately the virus came with them[/size]
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fortunately on their new planet everybody was immune for the virus
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Unfortunately the virus decided to mutate.
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fortunately the virus died before that because it didn't get enough food
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Unfortunately it killed all animals on the planet
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fortunately the humans ate each other
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Unfortunately there was a floating fox hiding among the humans.
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fortunately the fox population grew and the humans could eat foxes instead
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Unfortunately, That is not what they did to the foxes.
The horror.
The horror.
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Fortunately the horror movie was good.
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Unfortunately there was no popcorn.
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Fortunately there were some snacks, very tasty.
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Unfortunately......They were being sold at movie theater prices.
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Fortunately, the movie theater was running a 75% discount that day.
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unfortunately, they only had twizzlers
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Fortunately I ran out of the theater upon this realization, heading to Taco Bell.
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unforstunately taco bell was closed
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Fortunately there was a KFC next to the Taco Bell to adventure towards directly after!
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Unfortunately, the KFC was actually made out of plastic and the people cardboard.
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Fortunately that lowered the price of the food items down to $0.
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Unfortunately, The fake KFC was a trap and you really walked into a time warp that brings you to king arthur's court.
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Fortunately I brought a time travel gun and leaped in window
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Unfortunately it didn't go to the right time
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Fortunately, it went to the future were time travel is easier then ever!
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Unfortunately they didnt have little bit of future money to pay to use it ,only had old money
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Fortunately old money is an antique!
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Unfortunately, most of the money was turned to goo due to the constant time jumping.
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Fortunately that goo was really valuable
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Unfortunately the goo turned into a dragon.
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Fortunately, The dragon is Tweak!
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Unfortunately I left the area, ending up in Maine.
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Fortunately you became a king . . of Maine.
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Unfortunately it turned out to be Florida wearing a Maine costume.
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Fortunately it was all a dream
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Unfortunately, you overslept and are an hour late for work.
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Fortunately, I didn't need to go to work, because I'm just that good at getting out of going to work.
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Unfortunately, you lost all your pants and only have boxers.
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Fortunately I didnt have to go out
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Unfortunately someone was going to visit
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Fortunately, I successfully installed my new router.
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Unfortunately, it didn't get a full 100mbps.
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Fortunately, I still get faster speeds than before though.
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Unfortunately, a giant enemy crab walked over to the router and snipped all the CAT5e cables so you would have to go to Bestbuy to buy overpriced replacements.
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Fortunately, I have a crab friend now.
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Unfortunately, you gave that crab a butterfly knife and now it wants to cut you like a cornish game gen.
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Fortunately a dinosaur stopped them
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Unfortunately, pastafarians showed up and said the dinosaur did not exist, as the flying spaghetti monster did not like that.
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Fortunately the spaghetti monster was a good meal :3
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Unfortunately the heartburn was horrible.
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Fortunately it gave superpowers
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Unfortunately the superpowers are being able to create more spaghetti and make it come to life.
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Fortunately the spaghetti is still safe for human consumption.
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Unfortunately the spaghetti transformed into pigs and the pigs ran down the streets!
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Fortunately, a dog named Pretty Slim Case came in and ate all the pigs!
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Unfortunately the world suddenly ripped apart and now everything is made of shadows.
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Fortunately, the shadows are friendly and decided to send everyone to mars!
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Unfortunately, everytime someone touches the shadows, they slowly become a shadow creature themselves.
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Fortunately being a shadow is fun!
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Unfortunately the Sun rises.
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Fortunately, The sun is eaten by a giant goat!
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Unfortunately that giant goat is now on a crash course with the earth.
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fortunately the goat was a space goat
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Unfortunately the goat went coast to coast.
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Fortunately a hero rose to put a stop to it
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Unfortunately the hero made you help.
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Fortunately the hero and the goat became friends and left earth together.
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Unfortunately the Earth turned out to be an infinite loop of entering and exiting the world.