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Title: Unfortunately Fortunate
Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 23, 2017, 02:20:03 AM
SAMPLE:

1. (first person) Unfortunately a thief broke into my house

2. (second person) Fortunately I have a sword

3. (third person) Unfortunately he had a flamethrower

4. (fourth person and so on...) Fortunately it wasn't working

ect.




Unfortunately I was thrown in jail
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 23, 2017, 03:02:40 AM
Unfortunately someone happened to be underneath it
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 23, 2017, 03:05:30 AM
unfortunately, neither am i  XD
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Post by: lightstone on November 23, 2017, 05:11:07 AM
unfurtunatly Cloud Titan is dead now
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Post by: lightstone on November 23, 2017, 05:32:49 AM
unfortunatly cloud still is hurt
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Post by: TenOfSwords on November 24, 2017, 11:13:45 AM
fortunately, I have medical supplies
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Post by: Dazed on November 24, 2017, 11:15:30 AM
unfortunately, it's in a transdimensional box. Might get medical supplies, might get... anything
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Post by: TenOfSwords on November 24, 2017, 11:41:28 AM
fortunately, it can't produce anything that would endanger anyone.
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 24, 2017, 10:47:04 PM
unfortunately for moro the panda im an immortal astronaut who spends my leisure time fighting space goblins
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Post by: Bricket on November 24, 2017, 10:49:01 PM
Fortunaly I've betted all my money on Cloud
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 24, 2017, 10:53:34 PM
unfortunately, all you won was Monopoly money
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Post by: Bricket on November 24, 2017, 10:54:13 PM
Fortunaly that money was represented in gold, as 1 million € value
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 24, 2017, 10:56:45 PM
^ unforuntaley it was all stolen in transit and suspiciously ended up in my bank account
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Post by: lightstone on November 25, 2017, 05:36:20 AM
fortunatly the bank dicided to put you in court as you got too much money in a short time
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 25, 2017, 05:48:30 AM
^unfortunately you were the one who stole the money
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Post by: lightstone on November 25, 2017, 05:49:32 AM
fortunatly it was on your bank account so they didnt suspect me
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 25, 2017, 05:57:28 AM
^unfortunately you have a long criminal record which made you suspicious
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Post by: lightstone on November 25, 2017, 05:58:23 AM
fortunatly the last of those crimes were 1 year ago, so they didnt suspect me
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on November 26, 2017, 09:45:18 PM
^ unfortunately none of this mattered because there was an alien attack
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Post by: lightstone on November 28, 2017, 04:49:45 AM

(how is that fotunate)

unfortunatly we were blast into space
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Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 21, 2017, 05:39:00 PM
Fortunately people were rescued by anthro aliens.
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Post by: MrRazot on December 21, 2017, 09:06:51 PM
Unfortunately they were "rescued" and "contained for testing purposes"
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Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 22, 2017, 03:42:26 AM
Fortunately, it was temporary holding to make sure there weren't any infectious diseases among the rescued.
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Post by: ? on December 22, 2017, 03:44:12 AM
unfortunately someone jumped onto their ray gun controls and started a war.
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Post by: lightstone on December 22, 2017, 04:48:41 AM
fortunately the war was quickly done as they killed the one with the gun
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Post by: Cheza on December 22, 2017, 11:32:58 AM
unfortunately the anthro aliens no longer trusts people enough to let them live among them.
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Post by: lightstone on December 23, 2017, 04:41:23 AM
fortunately they gave the humans a new planet, with water and food
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Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on January 02, 2018, 03:44:16 PM
Unfortunately humans would now have to deal with foreign diseases.
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Post by: The Past on January 02, 2018, 07:53:20 PM
Fortunately, some humans became immune to the diseases.
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Post by: lightstone on January 03, 2018, 11:57:08 AM
unfortunatly the aliens put those humans on another planet
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 11, 2018, 05:23:48 AM
Fortunately having the two human groups separated prevented a war
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Post by: lightstone on January 11, 2018, 05:35:05 AM
unfortunatly they got given space ships to start a war
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 11, 2018, 05:36:45 AM
Fortunately they had no fuel or weaponry
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Post by: lightstone on January 11, 2018, 05:39:41 AM
unfortunately the aliens gave fuel and weapons too
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 11, 2018, 05:40:32 AM
Fortunately the humans are waaaaaay too small to operate the ships
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Post by: Bricket on January 11, 2018, 06:04:29 AM
Unfortunately the ships are on auto-pilot
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Post by: lightstone on January 12, 2018, 04:40:10 AM
fortunately the ships crashed
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 13, 2018, 02:50:19 PM
unfortunately they crashed on the intended targets anyway
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Post by: lightstone on January 14, 2018, 04:49:39 AM
fortunately no one got hurt
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 18, 2018, 05:24:33 PM
unfortunately the crash released a new super virus on the planet
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Post by: lightstone on January 19, 2018, 04:54:02 AM
fortunately humans were evolved a way so that the virus doesn't hurt
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 19, 2018, 05:47:36 PM
unfortunately the virus killed all other life
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Post by: lightstone on January 20, 2018, 04:43:34 AM
fortunately the humans escaped from the planet
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 20, 2018, 02:13:14 PM
[size=0px]unfortunately the virus came with them[/size]
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Post by: lightstone on January 20, 2018, 02:44:10 PM
fortunately on their new planet everybody was immune for the virus
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Post by: Cheza on January 26, 2018, 01:45:44 PM
Unfortunately the virus decided to mutate.
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Post by: lightstone on January 27, 2018, 04:46:48 AM
fortunately the virus died before that because it didn't get enough food
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Post by: Rocco Rex on January 28, 2018, 12:29:48 AM
Unfortunately it killed all animals on the planet
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Post by: lightstone on January 28, 2018, 04:51:25 AM
fortunately the humans ate each other
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 10, 2018, 06:33:12 AM
Unfortunately there was a floating fox hiding among the humans.
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Post by: Thorns on March 24, 2018, 06:10:56 AM
fortunately the fox population grew and the humans could eat foxes instead
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Post by: David Black on March 24, 2018, 07:02:02 AM
Unfortunately, That is not what they did to the foxes.
The horror.


The horror.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 25, 2018, 10:11:28 PM
Fortunately the horror movie was good.
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Post by: David Black on March 26, 2018, 03:46:36 PM
Unfortunately there was no popcorn.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 27, 2018, 03:04:23 AM
Fortunately there were some snacks, very tasty.
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Post by: David Black on March 27, 2018, 04:37:55 PM
Unfortunately......They were being sold at movie theater prices.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 28, 2018, 01:49:27 PM
Fortunately, the movie theater was running a 75% discount that day.
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Post by: Trinity_Zane on March 31, 2018, 11:41:51 PM
unfortunately, they only had twizzlers
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 04, 2018, 03:13:19 AM
Fortunately I ran out of the theater upon this realization, heading to Taco Bell.
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Post by: Thorns on April 06, 2018, 06:53:31 AM
unforstunately taco bell was closed
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 06, 2018, 10:37:07 AM
Fortunately there was a KFC next to the Taco Bell to adventure towards directly after!
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 09, 2018, 08:24:29 AM
Unfortunately, the KFC was actually made out of plastic and the people cardboard.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 01:23:02 PM
Fortunately that lowered the price of the food items down to $0.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 09, 2018, 08:32:59 PM
Unfortunately, The fake KFC was a trap and you really walked into a time warp that brings you to king arthur's court.
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Post by: ? on April 10, 2018, 02:31:00 PM
Fortunately I brought a time travel gun and leaped in window
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Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on April 11, 2018, 02:40:31 AM
Unfortunately it didn't go to the right time
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 11, 2018, 02:00:13 PM
Fortunately, it went to the future were time travel is easier then ever!
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Post by: ? on April 11, 2018, 03:09:20 PM
Unfortunately they didnt have little bit of future money to pay to use it ,only had old money
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Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on April 12, 2018, 10:56:43 PM
Fortunately old money is an antique!
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 12, 2018, 11:06:22 PM
Unfortunately, most of the money was turned to goo due to the constant time jumping.
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Post by: ? on April 13, 2018, 02:15:29 PM
Fortunately that goo was really valuable
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 15, 2018, 02:31:53 PM
Unfortunately the goo turned into a dragon.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 15, 2018, 09:44:48 PM
Fortunately, The dragon is Tweak!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 16, 2018, 02:01:52 AM
Unfortunately I left the area, ending up in Maine.
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Post by: ? on April 16, 2018, 02:20:34 PM
Fortunately you became a king . .  of Maine. 
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 17, 2018, 03:48:24 AM
Unfortunately it turned out to be Florida wearing a Maine costume.
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Post by: ? on April 17, 2018, 01:55:28 PM
Fortunately it was all a dream
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 17, 2018, 01:58:47 PM
Unfortunately, you overslept and are an hour late for work.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 01:51:58 AM
Fortunately, I didn't need to go to work, because I'm just that good at getting out of going to work.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on April 19, 2018, 05:20:33 AM
Unfortunately, you lost all your pants and only have boxers.
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Post by: ? on April 19, 2018, 02:12:40 PM
Fortunately I didnt have to go out
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Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on April 19, 2018, 10:29:43 PM
Unfortunately someone was going to visit
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Post by: WingedZephyr on April 19, 2018, 10:49:16 PM
Fortunately, I successfully installed my new router.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 10:58:11 PM
Unfortunately, it didn't get a full 100mbps.
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Post by: WingedZephyr on April 19, 2018, 11:00:19 PM
Fortunately, I still get faster speeds than before though.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 11:02:40 PM
Unfortunately, a giant enemy crab walked over to the router and snipped all the CAT5e cables so you would have to go to Bestbuy to buy overpriced replacements.
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Post by: WingedZephyr on April 19, 2018, 11:22:22 PM
Fortunately, I have a crab friend now.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 19, 2018, 11:34:57 PM
Unfortunately, you gave that crab a butterfly knife and now it wants to cut you like a cornish game gen.
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Post by: ? on April 20, 2018, 06:22:24 PM
Fortunately a dinosaur  stopped them
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 21, 2018, 04:22:34 AM
Unfortunately, pastafarians showed up and said the dinosaur did not exist, as the flying spaghetti monster did not like that.
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Post by: ? on April 24, 2018, 02:36:05 PM
Fortunately the spaghetti monster was a good meal  :3
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 26, 2018, 02:43:18 AM
Unfortunately the heartburn was horrible.
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Post by: ? on April 26, 2018, 02:27:13 PM
Fortunately  it gave superpowers
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Post by: MisterCarey991 on April 27, 2018, 11:59:32 AM
Unfortunately the superpowers are being able to create more spaghetti and make it come to life.
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Post by: Alistair on April 27, 2018, 12:38:29 PM
Fortunately the spaghetti is still safe for human consumption.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 27, 2018, 02:46:39 PM
Unfortunately the spaghetti transformed into pigs and the pigs ran down the streets!
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on May 02, 2018, 03:19:56 AM
Fortunately, a dog named Pretty Slim Case came in and ate all the pigs!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 02, 2018, 03:43:35 AM
Unfortunately the world suddenly ripped apart and now everything is made of shadows.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on May 02, 2018, 04:02:04 AM
Fortunately, the shadows are friendly and decided to send everyone to mars!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 02, 2018, 04:43:08 AM
Unfortunately, everytime someone touches the shadows, they slowly become a shadow creature themselves.
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Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on May 03, 2018, 11:29:04 PM
Fortunately being a shadow is fun!
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 04, 2018, 02:53:14 AM
Unfortunately the Sun rises.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on May 04, 2018, 05:05:21 AM
Fortunately, The sun is eaten by a giant goat!
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Post by: Alistair on May 04, 2018, 08:35:56 AM
Unfortunately that giant goat is now on a crash course with the earth.
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Post by: Thorns on May 06, 2018, 03:51:10 PM
fortunately the goat was a space goat
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 16, 2018, 01:16:59 AM
Unfortunately the goat went coast to coast.
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Post by: ? on May 18, 2018, 03:13:17 PM
Fortunately a hero rose to put a stop to it
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Post by: KeahiNimbusLeHyena on May 19, 2018, 06:04:47 PM
Unfortunately the hero made you help.
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Post by: Corran Orreaux on May 19, 2018, 09:39:01 PM
Fortunately the hero and the goat became friends and left earth together.
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Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 20, 2018, 03:40:11 PM
Unfortunately the Earth turned out to be an infinite loop of entering and exiting the world.