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Title: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 15, 2017, 04:23:10 PM
There's very little to this game.
Step 1: release your anger at the keyboard and slap on top of it. Let what you hit stand for others. Slap all you want. Slap more if you think the amount of hitted letters is too small.
Step 2: make a correct sentence with the letters you just hit. The first word starts with the first hit letter, the second with the second, and so on with every next.
Step 3: admire(?) the result.


Like:


edxmi


Every daily xylophone mocks idiots.
Well, there you go, I suppose...
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 15, 2017, 04:37:26 PM
fjfdjk

First joy for directly joking kings.


I have no idea.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 15, 2017, 04:39:12 PM
That's the ticket!


dio


Direct interstellar oracle
I had to do something.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Jibz on May 16, 2017, 08:26:15 AM
Sjduhcsi

Sometimes, Jordan doesn't understand how classical singing is
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ventus Fall on May 16, 2017, 08:53:51 AM
Liking the concept. Really is a neat game with the game mechanics :D

ghbjervalkj

Germany hauled bears jokingly evacuating rich villainous allies lurking kicking jenny's.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: MrRazot on May 16, 2017, 08:58:27 AM
dMtu,lssY


Don't Monkeys taste underwhelming, like some stale Yoghurt?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: ? on May 16, 2017, 10:40:34 AM
ibibg




I been into bee's garage
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Post by: Cheza on May 16, 2017, 12:06:10 PM
pitgwjg




Previously I thought goats were just goats
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 16, 2017, 12:07:27 PM
ktutytytyoi

Oh great...

King Tutankhamun used to yell to your other insects.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on May 16, 2017, 01:18:29 PM
fgvufd

Furry gold vains utilize freaky doors.

Are they gold doors, at least?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 11:51:08 AM
jnefnjfesujn


Oh great I only made it worse for myself


Jesting Nonagons eat freaked neon just for every sale utilising jerky nitpickers.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 12:03:01 PM
uhz4zhst

Uncommon herrings zoom 4 zombie house safety trainings!

Herrings zoom safety trainings? And why zombie houses?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 12:14:49 PM
fr.ijrfujnfr


Friday rattles international jokes really fast under jammed nonstop flying roosters.


Jammed flying roosters.
Um... It works out?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ventus Fall on May 17, 2017, 12:23:08 PM
ytddkjh bghf

You tubing down dingle's killing jerry's horses
big green horses fall


Stop killing Jerry's horses. You're mean ;3;
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 12:23:48 PM
waesdghjl;lbbugyi

When all enemies see daggers glimmer, help jam lullabies; look before buying useful gnome yeast igils.

I wonder what a gnome yeast igil would sound like... @.@
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 12:26:23 PM
4ed4efwifbhu


4 every diary 4 enemies face watery instantly flailing butter hub undertakers.


Is there even a butter hub?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 17, 2017, 12:31:38 PM
erfuhfuiugftyi

Every rat feeds under hotel floors united, inside umbrella gardens for the yearly incarnation.

That made more sense in my head.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 12:31:55 PM
uhdshukfdsjgf

Unknown high definition sounds hunger under kamikaze fighters despite serious juggling gravity flows.

Guys? What planet am I on? There's something wrong with, like, all scientific laws here.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 17, 2017, 12:33:03 PM
hwtotl

Hey, who turned out the lights?

RIP Proper Dave.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 12:33:42 PM
jltrvf


Just let the rest vaporise forever.


Well, at least this one has some logic...
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 12:38:48 PM
ghggvgvbvgvg

Good helpers give goalies very gracefully vinyl battery vehicle gaming vacation grapes.

So. Many. G's. Daaah.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 12:40:31 PM
edijoed


Enemy dealers insert jacked overly expensive diamonds.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 12:43:39 PM
iyc

Ice yelly combo.

Maybe I should keep creating long sentences.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 12:46:14 PM
rf


Rifle Fire.


Too easy. Longer sentences also tend to be funnier for obvious reasons.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on May 17, 2017, 12:47:49 PM
ydfut

Your daily futuristic ukelele translator.

Never mind, you don't need long sentences.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ventus Fall on May 17, 2017, 12:54:04 PM
hgdgm

Horses gamble dodgy games mate.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on May 17, 2017, 01:10:19 PM
,uyhk


Utilise your hot kettle.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 12, 2017, 07:33:21 AM
rsgsrb

Red suns grow silver rabbit buns.

Sure. All I needs is an evening sun and I'll get a beautiful bunny-shaped bread in my back yard. Totally makes sense.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Cheza on June 12, 2017, 07:59:35 AM
lfksrikj6easu


Looking for known snow rabbits illegally knowing just 6 evil alchemists screaming unbox.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 12, 2017, 08:14:14 AM
ghgu.puij/dj

Green hotdogs giggle urgently. Perhaps utilizing international jars/disc jockeys?

Okay, who would even think that if they saw green giggly hotdogs? I'd think it was an alien invasion...
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Malina on June 12, 2017, 11:24:45 AM
utxc hjlkn


Under the x-ray cabin holds juvenile lobsters knowing nothing


what even
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 12, 2017, 01:40:47 PM
jpl-tfu
Jigsaw puzzles live - that's freely unlockable.

Sooo, I can do this by unlocking Frankenstein experiments? Is that how it works?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 12, 2017, 02:19:52 PM
rdctfvygb

Rudy ducks, covering tiny fork vines you grabbed before.

Stop stealing those vines, nature needs to be protected man!
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Cheza on June 12, 2017, 04:05:30 PM
Yftfecyjyswginibzr


You find three freezing elephants coveting your jumper. You say well guys I need it because zebras riot.


Such a horrible excuse.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 12, 2017, 06:48:56 PM
ncids

New: citrus insecticides! Doubly sweet!

Good marketing stunt. <.<
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Malina on June 12, 2017, 08:24:17 PM
oihnikhlon
Only in Holland, nothing is kept here, less oily nuggets
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 18, 2017, 12:15:07 PM
fnujfef


Firstly, not unaware judges feast every Friday.


...Do they?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 18, 2017, 02:28:30 PM
bvhb

Bring very hairy barbarians!

Where in the world do you need hairy barbarians for? o.O
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Bricket on June 18, 2017, 02:29:29 PM
RSGQC

Ruben Saw Great Questions Coming

Wut
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 18, 2017, 02:30:18 PM
trfohji


Tactical race for overly heated jiggly images.


Those won't be of high quality, I can tell.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 18, 2017, 02:37:50 PM
hng

Hungry nostrill gnome

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/234/765/b7e.jpg)
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 18, 2017, 02:42:14 PM
That meme is actually typical for this game, you know that?


io;edunl


I oil every dragster until noobs leap.


You gotta admit that this drives your creativity...
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 19, 2017, 10:15:23 AM
fevuge\sg

Ferns eating viciously utilizing green east/southern grass.

Sometimes I know what I'm doing a little bit. This is one of those rare cases.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Bricket on June 19, 2017, 11:12:36 AM
trwbterg


Ten Reviewers wrote bitterly the enormous regessive guidances.

This one turned out well
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 19, 2017, 03:06:04 PM

*Slaps with head*reytu


Reality excites you to undo.


Yeah, I couldn't really get this one to work out.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Cheza on June 23, 2017, 06:28:56 PM
rpowåqjgnh




Really pretty origami wolf åt/ate gelatinous jelly grapes. Noone harmed.
(Åt translates to ate)




Sounds like a really weird newspaper headline... >->
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 23, 2017, 07:35:57 PM
nwposgm

Nefarious weathermen pilfered our secret gem moustache.

So secret, in fact, even I didn't know we had one...
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 24, 2017, 08:40:04 AM
ttttuy7


The totally terrible treasure used your 7.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 24, 2017, 09:34:24 AM
reygdss7stebh

Rocket elevated yetis guide dinosaurs stealthily, sweeping 7 swords to evacuate bread houses.

How can they be stealthy whilst evacuating, let alone with rocket control?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 24, 2017, 09:36:59 AM
fh vjgs


free honor vaporises jesters' glow sticks.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 24, 2017, 09:57:31 AM
qyrnxgbh

Quit yelling rudely now, xenophobe glasses became hostile!

...It made more sense in my head.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 24, 2017, 10:01:07 AM
frrrfgtgthyhy
(Oh no I made it harder for myself)


Fear really ridiculously rude fighters getting through gates that hate your heated yoghurt.


Don't worry, gates can't hate heated yoghurt, so don't fear any fighter coming through one.
...Right?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Michen_S on June 24, 2017, 10:15:10 AM
yedyks

Youth exercise deities: yearning ketchup specialties?

I tried.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on June 24, 2017, 10:20:46 AM
slkadfn


Serious leggy kangaroos always die from nothingness.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Cheza on July 16, 2017, 11:31:14 AM
5eydrtf




5 evil yoghurts did rob the fortress.






How's that for a headline?
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: TenOfSwords on July 16, 2017, 12:26:59 PM
e.usRUOIAD

Eh. Usually, some Random Umbrella Opens Inside A Doorway.


Ask nothing.
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: NiZeKiHo on July 16, 2017, 02:44:22 PM
mnrs


Man not right sir
Title: Re: Slap your keyboard!
Post by: Ara Av-Toa on July 16, 2017, 02:46:47 PM
rtfyhuhu


Really terrible frozen yoghurt hoarded unused hollow underwear.


Yeah... sure...
Because yoghurt can wear that in the first place...