The UNSC GA-TL1 Longsword-class Interceptor. This baby provides three major roles: starfighter, interceptor and bomber. She's packing 110mm rotary cannons, 120mm ventrals, a Shiva nuclear missile, AGSM-10 missiles and to top it off Moray space mines. It can blow Seraphs out of the sky, nuke a Covie base and pull a classic A-10 drive by.
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Not all women may love you, but all Longswords will BRRRRT for you.