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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: MrRazot on March 16, 2017, 07:22:59 PM
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The aim it to make a fake fact based on a word or topic that the previous user posted and using that word/topic in your "Fact".
E.g.
User 1: Sugar
User 2: did you know that sugar is actually an abbreviation for Sweeteners Under Genetic Atribution Research, which is why it is blamed for ADHD.
Hamburger
User 3: the hamburger was invented by Dr Ronald McDonald and is actually paid royalties for every burger sold.
Bananas
User 4: etc
Points to the more believable the fake fact is
To start us off: Video Games
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Many people have witnessed the rare 257th level of Pac Man being played.
Light bulb
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The term "Light bulb" comes from onions that were bio-luminescent. i.e. Light Bulbs
Tea
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Tea bags were invented BEFORE tea was first discovered.
Deck of cards
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A standard deck of cards has 40 Aces, 4 jokers and 2 YOLOs.
You can only play a YOLO card once.
In your life.
Ever.
Ok, I took it too far.
Oranges.
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In 1945 during the Battle of Berlin, allied forces started to use oranges when they ran out of grenades to coax out enemy troops from cover as their instincts would cause them to mistake the orange fruit to in fact be an actual grenade thus causing panic. This method proved to be surprising effective and was adapted into the soviet army until it's dissolve in 1991.
Ocean
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(And thus the pomme grenate/grenade was born :P)
Did you know the ocean isn't real? It's actually made up by the secret police to make you believe there is no such thing as a portal to another dimension.
Planes.
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(The "Ocean" was invented in WW2 by America to invade Japan. This was done in response to Japan using their invention of "Wind" to firebomb America via balloon.)
The average aeroplane requires at least 2000 units of hopes to 1000 units of dreams in order to fly a distance of 100KM.
This is why most Pilots and Flight attendants only seem happy.
Xbox
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Xbox one was actually the first Xbox in history although a Microsoft employ thought it would be too advanced for it's time so thought it would be a good idea to downgrading it hence brining to the world Xbox.
Playstation x3
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Playstation was invented by the 'competition' Microsoft to make it seem there is competition to make people choose, creating a sort of console wars hunger games.
In the end both consoles are just the same thing.
Nintendo .
o3o
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Nintendo switch was invented in Switcherland.
Pen
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(You can do better than that Vortex :P It is a fact that the Nintendo Zapper, is based on an actual working laser pistol that was in developed as a way for the Japanese military to combat a Godzilla invasion)
In communist Russia, it is was a standard stationary requirement for every man and woman to carry a ball point pen. Anyone found without one at any moment, was given the equivalent of a $200 fine, a brief jail sentence and a new pen. This lead to Russia being one of the worlds leading importers of stationary.
Bananas
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Bananas were once worshiped by the Bieuia tribe all the way back in the 6th century. The tribe was short lived but they left behind many banana cave drawings which were discovered in the dense amazon rain forest.
Pizza
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When people first came to america they discovered the pizza tree but it didn't take off until people figured out how to grow frozen pizza trees that bore pizza that could make it across the Atlantic.
Pants.
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Pants first came to america with christoper columbus but did not catch on till lewis and clark had to sell their pants to the indians to pay for gas in their volkswagon bus
Sandstone
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Sandstone is a building tool meant to carve and decorate Sandstone; First conceived by Sandy Stoner, this tool's intended purpose was to command sand and make soldiers... but it never happened... instead it just made gritty ice cream shops
Video Games
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Video games were first discovered completely by accident when a french inventor was playing monopoly with his family when he became outraged at having to go to jail, he threw the game at his tv and created video games
Alcatraz island
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The Alcatraz island's mating ritual involves aggressive dabbing to the song "Hurricane" from the musical Hamilton.
Anime
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In the 1960's the first anime was created which would be known as Corey in the House" by Hayato Ikeda himself and was issue all over the nation by the military.
Space
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The space race began when the russians discovered the moon was made of of cheese president kennedy declared "ill be damned if those red bastards are gonna get all the queso dip"
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Kalan kinda goofed so to continue this....
Deer
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(oh oops :$ )
Deer do not actually refer to each other as dear but rather take after bees and refer to each other as honey
Furries
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Furries wasn't an actual fandom/thing until someone tried to spell Fury to reference the Riddick stories. Due to a misspelling the word was written as Furry instead, leading people to believe there was a secret society or fandom revolving around furred creatures or Furries.
Pineapple.
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The MK 2 grenade which is sometimes referred to as " pineapple grenades " was invented in 1918 but few people know how the term pineapple grenade came to be, it was actually dubbed that due to a U.S solider named Fiaska Riota who in 1917 would stuck a grenade into a pineapple in order to created a improvised fragmentation grenade. John Browning would later start referring to the MK 2's as "pineapples" thanks to Fiaksa Riota. . . .
Pong
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If a game of Pong is played for 3 minutes without any points being scored, a second ball is added. This happens every three minutes. The longest time that this has happened for is one hour, leaving us a total of 20 balls.
Poland
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There is more to turtles than you can see. When they withdraw into their shells, there is a smaller turtle inside that can walk around his shell home like a studio apartment
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(Galefargion, you should real the rules of the game :P)
Believe it or not, according to a consensus in 2015: Poland actually like's being invaded.
On top of this, 60% of those who partook stated "It's a shame Russia didn't invade".
Pokemon
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Pokemon was really invented by aliens, the concept was given to Satoshi Tajiri in a dream caused by those said aliens. Nintendo refuses to come clean with the facts, that is why Mario was created to cover up this fact!
Birds
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According to 50% of professionals, birds lay eggs as a safety precaution to save them from falling from heights, as the eggs will grow wings mid-fall, fluttering back to the nest.
Konami
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Hideo Kojima was actually never fired from Konami because he always knew he would be kicked, so the contract he signed was actually a fake one :p .
DLC
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All DLC is pre-installed when you receive the game, but they are locked behind a 1,000 digit long password. When you "purchase DLC", you are simply purchasing a password to activate it.
London
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The concrete supports of the London Bridge erodes three nanometers every year, due to the river Thames freezing and thawing around it.
So, yes, it will fall down. Eventually.
Textbooks.
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Textbooks of the future will allow students to link to their phone and actually text allowing for easier texting in class without teachers noticing
Pokemon
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The Pokémon "MissingNo" can be captured and used without the game breaking, however it is so powerful that a story spread that it can't be used, just so that others won't use it.
Tea
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"Tea" is actually an anagram of "eat," and it was never meant to be consumed as a drink, but in its natural solid form.
Ghosts.
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Many people that "ghosts" are a made up thing, but a recent study has shown that this idea is in fact false.
However the idea of "ghosts" is also completely wrong, it is not a lost soul but in fact an energetic field.
EU
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The idea that the EU was set up to have countries work together, to bring peace and political cooperation among the European countries is, in fact, not true. This was all a well-designed plan by Germany to control the whole of Europe and thus they never truly lost the war. It was all a sham.
Earth quakes.
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Earth quakes are caused by huge giants living in the core of earth. Usually when they have an argument they tend to be a bit aggressive so as a result they shake the earth. x3
Google
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When the mafia was being rolled up in the States and also in Italy, they decided to be a bit more sneakier and focus on the internet. They used their contacts and large amount of money to create a search engine now know as Google. Slowly through Google they tend to overthrow ruling governments to take over the world themselves.
Vampires.
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Modern vampires tend to prefer synthetic blood due to it being low fat and without diseases.
Eye
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No single creature or being on Earth has eyes naturally. It is implanted by aliens so they can see and monitor everything we do.
Which gives me an idea...
Aliens.
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There was such no life in earth EVER. The real aliens are us humans who inhabited this planet billion years ago!
Colors
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Colour is an illusion, no single organism actually can see colour, but our brains fill in that part of information as we would go insane and hallucinate if we did not see colour. Much like with certain brain or eye diseases.
Swimming pools.
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Injuries in swimming pools were greatly reduced when the italians added water in 1734
Milk jugs
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Milk jugs were originally made to carry 'nectar milk' or 'nectar juice' of the gods, but this would have caused a problem where people would live immortally and so the milk jugs were re-designed to just hold regular milk.
So boring o3o
Flowers.
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Flowers used to be the dominant species on earth but god got bored with them so he forced them to stay put in one place and never speak again EVER. Therefore other organisms developed that could beat the power of the flowers x3
Retina
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Little is it known the rentia contains the ability for x-ray vision but scientists just havent discovered the method to unlocked this power. Sooner than you know natural x-ray vision will be a thing of reality.
Soviet Union
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The soviet Union was a great place for people, respected human rights and should be an example for all.
Communism
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Rumor has it communism is actually the best way of governing on the planet.
Theocracy
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Theocracy is the government where a real person leads it
North Sea
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Did you know? The North sea is actually named after Edward North, 1st Baron North, of England.
Skateboarding
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Skateboards were based upon a very old transportation method. Usually, logs under heavy objects made them easily moveable, but fixed wheels under an object seemed to save much manpower. The skateboard was the first making use of that adjustment in the name of fun.
Computer code
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The term computer code actually derives from the phrase "computer co-development language" but it got abbreviated because it was too long to say all the time.
Orthopedics
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Orthopedics are the people that ask overworriedly about every single body part wether it's in good shape.
knowledge