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Creative Arts and Media => Roleplay => Fun RP => Topic started by: Nishjin on August 18, 2016, 05:16:11 AM
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*Jumps into the room cause why not*
Hullo Firefly! ^_^
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*runs into the room - smacks Nishjin in the face with a pillow*
You spelled Firefly wrong!
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*Grabs suspiciously nunchuck shaped pillows*
It had to rhyme!
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I'll rhyme you in the face with these pillows!
*pulls out another pillow - charges at Nish with duel wield pillows*
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C'mon man, you know it's akimbo.
*Firefly charges into a log where Nish had been*
Amine reference!
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Ah, a substitute jutsu... I should've known!!! XP
*looks around for the real Nishjin - holding up pillows*
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*Tackles Firefly from behind and play bites him*
Rawr eksdee!
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*yelps - thwacks Nishjin with the pillow*
Eksdee is XD
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*Expert pillow dodge cause Imma ninja!*
Eksdee is whatever I want it to be!
*Smacks Firefly upside the head with the pillows*
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*does a triple back flip - pulls out a super soaker*
You might be able to dodge a pillow... But I'd like to see you dodge this XP
*sprays Nishjin*
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*Picks up a flamethrower from the armoury in this Matrix-style room where anything can happen. I mean, if the fatty Firefly can do backflips...*
Water versus fire, les do dis.
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Who you callin fatty?! Im fit and fwoofy
*pumps super soaker :P - aims it at Nishjin*
You feeling lucky punk? Did I pump it it 5 times or 6? ;)
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I don't plan on playing Canadian roulette. But Lady Luck is my b***h.
*Pulls the trigger*
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*Sprays the water into the fire - Uses Canadian super powers to turn the water into ice*
True, you may have lady luck... But I have the magical Canadian Vanilla powers of Don Cherry! (Aka hockey god)
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*Obviously ignoring the fact that ice is worse at defeating fire than water is because water is a liquid, Nishjin bends the laws of physics and makes time stop for a second. Or maybe it was a minute. I couldn't really tell.*
Wait, so where are we?
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You can bend the laws of physics but I can put out fire with ice! Not with any ice! True north ice! ... where are we?
*Snaps fingers*
We're in a hockey rink! ;)
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Nah man.
*Snaps his fingers*
We're in a dojo hockey rink!
*Grabs a pair of nunchucks off the wall*
Let's duel, you choose your weapon.
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*pulls out duel Katanas*
I took these swords from a wolf who called them Akimbo katanas... But these ;) are duel katanas
Come at me! *giggles*
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*Snickers a little*
Pffft, those are super easy to defend against. I'll be the gentleman and let you make the first move.
*Snaps his fingers and is suddenly in ninja attire*
If you can find me!
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*Slides around on the ice looking for Nishjin*
Come out-Come out wherever you are :P
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*Bops Firefly on the back of the head and giggles*
You'll have to do better than that!
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What the!
*spins around - looks around*
Where are you!! <.< >.>
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*Voice seems to come from all directions*
I'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time... Like Schrodinger's cat, you'll have to find me before I'm any place specific.
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Two can play at this ;)
*throws down a smoke bomb*
Now we play cat and mouse *giggles*
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*A loud thud is heard behind Firefly*
Oomph! Curse your dang Canadian ice.
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*Turns around - giggles*
Found you Nishjin! Now it's time to accept your fate
*holds up the Katanas*
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*Poof! Log!*
I bribed the local lumber mill workers, I can do this all day!
*Giggles*
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Another substitute Jutsu?!?! Grrrrrr!!!.... I have a new idea
*sheaths the Katanas - pulls out a sniper with an infrared scope - locates Nishijin's heat outline through the scope*
This time nothing will save you *giggles*
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*Throws out an infrared smoke grenade*
This is what jets use to detract heatseeking missiles!
*Flattens on the ground so he's hard to aim at*
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I can't see anything now!
puts down the sniper - pulls out duel pistols - spins the pistols like a cowboy*
Alright, C'mon out! The Vanilla gates of Upendi await your arrival ;) No more hiding!
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*Takes out a pair of akimbo Mac11's*
Oh, you know I can't resist a good akimbo duel.
*Appears in front of Firefly through the smoke*
Arrite, we have to take 10 steps back then draw. Let's do it!
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Okie dokie! *starts taking the 10 steps back*
They don't call me deadshot Firefly for nothing, I hope you're ready!
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If you give a hundred percent per person that calls you that, that's the percentage that I'm sure you'll win.
*Takes the ten steps into the smoke*
Although it's hard to shoot what you can't see...
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*firefly whispers to himself - giggling*
you're right, it's hard to shoot what you can't see
*Firefly subtly pulls out two grenades - pulls the pins and rolls them into the smoke towards Nishjin*
Bomb voyage ;)
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*Hears the pins being pulled*
Nah fam, I'm good, no need for that.
*Jumps out of the smoke towards Firefly, guns blazing*
Raaaaaaawrrr!
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Oh dear... This is a set back
*runs away out of blast radius - draws pistols*
Catch me if you can XD
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Playing the Gingerbread Man with a ninja isn't the smartest move!
*Super speeds and runs circles around Firefly*
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*bursts through a wall yelling.*
COWABUNGA!
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*yips loudly from the explosion - hides behind cover - peeks over*
Eeeeek!! where did you come from?!
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*Looks at the newcomer*
Woah! You broke the laws of physics! And the laws of the forum! And the laws of society!
How did you get here? This is a Inception-style dream world for me and Firefly.
*Points a longbow at Nixon*
It's time you woke up. B)
*Fires the arrow*
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*couldnt dodge arrow. hit right in the heart.*
"Eng! All i wanted...was to say hi and have fun."
*disintegrates like ask into the wind.*
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Rest easy Nixon :'( You'll be remembered as a hero
*wipes away a tear*
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Haha! Now, Firefly, my movie reference puns will destroy you too!
*Laughs evilly, kinda like "Muahahahaha" but less stereotypical*
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Movie puns? Never!
*Pulls out a sticky bomb from my invisible pocket - Throws it a Nishjin*
Stick around ;)
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*Dodges and pulls out a large grenade lobber*
Sorry, but I've gotta stick to my guns!
*Starts launching random sticky 'nades*
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Eeek!!!!!
*flees from the grenades - hides behind a wall*
I should be safe here :P
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*Presses a button, a vault falls right next to Firefly*
I'm sure you'd like to think so...
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What is that!!! D:
*pokes the vault with a stick - perks ears*
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I had that dropped there. You said you were... "safe". ^_^
*Walks to the vault*
I wonder what the combo wombo to unlock it is.
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*looks at Nishjin as he approaches*
Well uh... I suppose you're not trying to kill me anymore. What's in the vault?
*tilts head*
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I dunno. Let's find out, shall we?
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*makes a cheeky smile at Nishjin - pulls out a block of C4 and places it on the vault door - holding the detonator*
You might wanna stand back ;)
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*Throws down a Halo 3 bubble shield*
I'm good m8.
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*steps in the bubble shield - detonates the C4 - the door blasts open*
That was easy :P
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Heresay, you didn't press the Easy Button!
Whatever, let's see what's inside.
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*Follows Nishjin inside - ears perked*
I hope this isn't a trap!!
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*Arbitrary Indiana Jones Music*
There's a gold artifact on this podium and a big round rock on that overhang...
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Alright here's the plan... You grab the gold artifact and I'll run away if anything bad happens
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Orlynow?
*Shoves Firefly towards the podium*
Let's switch places! ^w^