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Title: That NOT-so-secret SECRET FORUM???
Post by: Trinity_Zane on January 15, 2016, 04:00:32 AM
Ever done something you weren't proud of...or maybe you were but couldn't find the courage to tell a friend or relative? If so...this is the place for you! We've all done funny, weird or perhaps embarrassing things!

No one should post inappropriate material here (that means YOU-the poster)

I'll start with one...when I was 11 I cut my sister's hair while she was sleeping lol.
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Post by: ST-84 Sahelanthropus on January 15, 2016, 04:28:59 AM
Well, there was this long and terribly dreadful period of time in my early life when I wasn't a furry. How horrible!
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 15, 2016, 06:19:44 AM
When I was younger I accidentally packed a snow ball with a rock in it and hit the principal, causing him to get stitches on the back of his head.
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Post by: Grey on January 15, 2016, 06:51:01 AM
I almost broke my head teacher's am when I was in primary school. Oops.
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Post by: 138 on January 15, 2016, 02:19:08 PM
One time I....uh, can't say that...

Well this other time I...hmm, can't say that either...

Maybe I'm just evil...
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Post by: kalan on January 15, 2016, 04:48:54 PM
I locked my brother and sister in a hog feeder once
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Post by: Dmscootr on January 15, 2016, 04:59:58 PM
We were playing pickle ball in gym while they were working on the bleachers and i hit a guy in the head with the ball on accident and he touched a live wire and caused the school to blow a fuse(hes okay)
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Post by: Galefargion on January 16, 2016, 12:38:12 AM
I once dated a girl AND her twin sister  XP  (Yeah im horrible I know, not me anymore)
I also shot a bottle rocket into a neighbors arm, He had to get stitches..
Also I... probably cant list that, but it involves" infront of someone shamelessly"  <.< >.>
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Post by: Oanta on January 16, 2016, 04:29:02 AM

I bit someone's arm in kindergarten.


I also hit my head with the claw side of a hammer "to see if it would hurt".  Spoilers: it did.
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Post by: Grey on January 24, 2016, 11:41:21 AM
I decided it would be a good idea to iron my arm when I was younger. Very bad idea.
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Post by: Setcho on January 24, 2016, 12:23:06 PM
I touched a sparkler after it just stopped -_-
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Post by: Dmscootr on January 24, 2016, 05:48:52 PM
one of my friends was farting so hard at a sleep over i sprayed a whole bottle of febreeze on his butt xD and when i ran away i got kicked in the nuts ahh i have such crazy sleepovers
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Post by: Riddle on January 24, 2016, 06:11:35 PM
This is awkward  x_x

Well... I have "accidentally" made people injure their heads 5 times (All those injuries needed to be sown, and 3 of those times were my brothers). From that time I became unsocial and was afraid (still am) to even get close to a person without panicing, and lost all of my friends including one of my older girlfriend (which was the sister of the person I accidentally injured)........ My real life is a tragedy.  :'(
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Post by: Dmscootr on January 24, 2016, 06:14:45 PM
Once played laxative roulette got 8 drinks dropped a chocolate laxative in one mixed em up gave them to my unsuspecting friends and waited x3
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 24, 2016, 06:54:11 PM
I blackmailed my sister to get her to do chores and things for me (I caught her "doing things" to one of her stuffed animals)
Title: Re: That NOT-so-secret SECRET FORUM???
Post by: Oanta on January 24, 2016, 11:47:21 PM
I blackmailed my sister to get her to do chores and things for me (I caught her "doing things" to one of her stuffed animals)


How long did that last?  Eventually blackmail ends in one or the other stopping their end of things.
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 25, 2016, 02:19:01 AM
I bet I could still do it man, I'm f*cking horrible
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 25, 2016, 02:27:53 AM
I used to be a horrible person, I still am. I just force my self to be nice most of the time, but that is if I get pissed off past my shyness.
Title: That NOT-so-secret SECRET FORUM???
Post by: Farewell on January 25, 2016, 04:44:26 PM
I don't like other girls, I only have one girl friend which is only at school and some online friends. It may not seem like it but I'm the meanest in my family (luckily I'm more chill online)... If you get past me, your fine.

I've called out a group of guys (young drunk adults) when I was ten or eleven (I like to sneak out at night) which resulted in them jumping out of their car after me, luckily I was faster and great at hiding.

And I'm a very very good manipulator. I got what I wanted when I was little. Getting money, expensive shit. Luckily I stopped... Sometimes I still do it. Along with I like to study and listen to others, so in the future I can easily break them... And sometimes I really enjoy it.
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 25, 2016, 08:26:42 PM
*huggles her* awh  :'(
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 26, 2016, 03:05:59 AM
When I was younger, I threw a heavy, babies building block at my best friend on impulse, and it hit her in the face. I don't know why I did it, my brain thought it would be fun.
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 26, 2016, 07:42:05 PM
I've read the bible, black bible, and the book of black earth, the book of black earth made the most sense to me. (basically gibberish as well)
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 26, 2016, 07:53:04 PM
Nix it is more lore than anything...

I've secretly been trained in weapons  and the art or war/death I also study and mostly live by bushido.
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Post by: Cheza on January 26, 2016, 08:16:02 PM
Back at the orphanage, I used to sneak small food-items (like chocolate pudding cups or fruit) into my hoodie-pockets and up to my room. Was always scary since I had to pass the office to get from the kitchen to my room, but I never got caught.
The biggest thing I managed to smuggle was a tub of Ben&Jerry's ice cream (It was mine to begin with, so I guess noone really cared/noticed it was gone)


I'd also cheat to get more computer-time (we were allowed 30 minutes a day except for on Wednesdays when we weren't allowed anything at all. But if you booked the computer for the 30 minutes before this insanely popular TV-show everyone but me cared about started, you could easily sit for another 30 minutes and noone would care since they were all glued to the TV)




...Feels nice to finally get to confess my sins xP
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 26, 2016, 08:24:41 PM
I'm still texting my ex, even though he's wanted for being 4 years older than me and we shouldn't be talking, I haven't heard from him in 6 days and I'm so worried...
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Post by: Farewell on January 26, 2016, 08:26:34 PM
I own a BD T-shirt. A friend bought it for me haha
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Post by: Eesha on January 26, 2016, 09:02:18 PM
Skipped lunch when I was in elementary school, teacher freaked out when they came back.
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Post by: Razuel on January 27, 2016, 02:38:38 AM
When I was 3 I had this kiddie tool belt with real small tools (Hammer, and ruler/level), so one day when I had it on, my sister tried to take it from me and I hit her lightly on the head with the hammer, dropped it, then ran. Also when I was 7 my sister had a sleepover with some friends, and at night (9pm/10pm area) they began to watch silent hill, and naturally being curious I went to see what they were doing, (now my sister had one of those beds with an elegant head and toe barrier design) when my sister told me to leave I simply crouched and closed the door and luckily one of her friends was leaning against the toe barrier of the bed, and as the music in the movie began to escalate I slowly creeped up to the backside of this friend and abruptly grabbed her shoulders and went "AAAH", afterwards I ran downstairs with a smug smile, down to my mother. The next morning I was told that her friend leaped off the bed and broke a mirror pane that was leaning against a wall, but she wasn't hurt... badly.
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Post by: Oanta on January 27, 2016, 04:54:29 AM
A group of us played Cards Against Humanity with my friend's brother. I'm pretty sure he is about 12 or so.
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 27, 2016, 04:57:47 AM
I should actually be dead. Hell ive flat lined one to many times...
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Post by: kalan on January 27, 2016, 05:49:28 AM
I should actually be dead. Hell ive flat lined one to many times...

Ummmmmm how come
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 27, 2016, 05:55:20 AM
I guess I'm too hard to kill kalan XD (all jokes aside I was always revived before it was too late or the person failed. And yes I've had quite a few people try to kill me.)
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Post by: kalan on January 27, 2016, 06:45:14 AM
I guess I'm too hard to kill kalan XD (all jokes aside I was always revived before it was too late or the person failed. And yes I've had quite a few people try to kill me.)

Why are people trying to kill you
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 27, 2016, 06:58:23 AM
Were, and your guess is as good as mine.
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 27, 2016, 06:12:00 PM
I tell people to be confident and to not be so insecure, but I have a really negative body image and I'm always worried about what I look like..
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 27, 2016, 06:14:57 PM
^a cute little ball of fluff like you? Nah.

(on topic)

I had to put someone into a coma to stay alive, and yes they were trying to kill me, no I do nit regret what I had to do.
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Post by: kalan on January 27, 2016, 07:08:00 PM
Yes tempest is a cute ball of fur

Where do you live styxx the, the slum of rio?

Ive never seen dr who or star trek
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 27, 2016, 08:46:07 PM
Tempest is, but I'm 6' tall and obnoxiously weird


I don't like bacon, or pork of any kind
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Post by: Styxx Von Doom on January 27, 2016, 10:42:28 PM
Kalan I used to live in sandefjord norway. I got mixed in with the wrong people. Even part of my family were against me.
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Post by: Tempest (Red Panda) on January 29, 2016, 04:50:20 PM
Polyamoric <3 i love it


I'm scared to go to the dentist, just because I'm scared that they'll put me on laughing gas and I'll tell my mom that I smoke weed, love s*x and all my other secrets that I've kept from her.