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Furry Chat => General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Trixsie Vixen on May 31, 2014, 02:20:30 PM
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This games requires you to give a scenario and three options of how to respond. The next must choose the least undesirable option (the Lesser of Three Evils) then provide a scenario and three options for the next poster.
For example:
Poster 1, A car crashes through your kitchen do you?
1 - Make tea
2 - Repair the car
3 - Film an insurance ad
Poster 2, Make Tea, I lurves dat tea ^_^
You give Indiana Jones a lift in you plane do you?
1 - Steal his whip
2 - Hide a snake in the plane
3 - Tell him not to make Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Poster 3, 2 coz snakes on a plane XD
etc...
I'll start.
You find a cockroach in your microwave popcorn, do you?
1 - Just nom away regardless
2 - Give it another minute and hope it pops
3 - Resell it as a 'Brand New Flavour!"
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3 - Resell it as a brand new flavour
You notice a You see a stray furry wandering lost. Do you?
1 - Feed him
2 - Take him home and love him and squeeze him
3 - Go all big game hunter on his ass
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3 because it'll get the most controversial response
You've stood in something a dog left behind. What do you do?
1 - Wipe it on the living room carpet
2 - Wipe it off with a stick and put the stick through a letterbox
3 - go to a shoe shop and switch old shoe with an identical one
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3. I never paid for poop-shoes
You try skydiving and your main chute fails, do you?
1 - try the emergency chute
2 - Just aim for someone you don't like and become Falling Justice
3 - Start writing a stern letter to the manufacturer
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1. try the emergency chute.
You have to bore someone to death, what do?
1. Take him to a Justin Bieber/One Direction concert.
2. Buy him a Wii U.
3. Give him a macbook.
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3. Give him a macbook
(#1 might result in him getting mobbed by rabid fanbois and #2 has too many good games to bore someone with :P)
Your worst enemy wants to have a debate. Who do you send in your place?
1. A high school nerd
2. A mentally challenged kid
3. A 9/11 Truther
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2. A mentally challenged kid
You have to sell your game console with technology considered new from 7 years ago, how do you proceed?
1. Third party developer support.
2. A marketing team that names the console slightly different from one that already exists.
3. Remake an old game that was successful in the 90s.
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2 Because puns and alliteration are the highest expression of genius (hence newspaper headlines)
A team of anime heroes arrives at your house and tell you that you have been chosen as their newest member to help save mankind from some epic badguy, do you?
1 Make sure your hair is really spikey
2 Quickly develop a mysterious backstory to justify your surliness
3 Say "no thanks I'm watching Saddle Club reruns"
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2 - my parents abandoned me at a young age to a group of ninjas when they found out about my Mysterious Power.
You've got a single piece of gum left. what do you do?
1 - Sharpen it and kill a pidgin for lunch
2 - chew on it and dispose of it under the table when you're done
3 - use it to booby trap a door to drop a bucket of water on an unsuspecting victim
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1. Sharpen it to kill Razot's cousin.
You have a top hat and a pocket full of something.
1. Miracles
2. Fire water
3. Shekels
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2 I know miracles can turn water into wine but there's always some catch.
A friend has a 40 year old highly collectible Mr Spock toothbrush. When they are out you use it against their instructions and an ear snaps off. Do you?
1 Fish around for the ear and try and repair it
2 Just go to town and forget about it
3 Try to fashion a replacement one from a porcelain pig
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3. I'll use the collectible Boba Fett figure from Trixie's top shelf collection and fix 'er right as rain.
You and your friends have been captured by pirates on an island, you
1. Knife the nearest pirates you can find, run through the wilderness, and fall into the river.
2. Look at the floating font in front of your face and think you have gone insane.
3. Look through the computer screen in the sky and ask the gods of the keyboard why they do these terrible things to figments of their imagination.
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3. Look through the computer screen in the sky and ask the gods of the keyboard why they do these terrible things to figments of their imagination.
When is it darkest?
1. Before the Dawn
2. When your light bulb blows
3. When you realise you've been living under your bed.
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3. I live underneath the beds of Finland.
When you were a bucket:
1. You thought about collecting fish.
2. I have no hands.
3. I have no mouth and I must scream.
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3. I have no mouth and I must scream
The worst music meme
1. What does the fox say
2. Let it go
3. What is love
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1 What does the fox say
Due to the upcoming Weblympics you have to billet accomodation for one of your online acquaintences. Who do you put up for a week?
1 - The 4chan girl who makes everything about pedobear
2 - The First post! guy who stalks you on Instagram
3 - Pr0nman the redditor who thinks they must provide constant evidence of rule 34 via masked links
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2-FIRST! Why not right?
A man points a gun at you and demands your wallet, you...
1-stab him
2-turn and say, "no, gimme YOUR wallet."
3-tell him you don't speak English..in English.
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2, and they better have cash...
You are asked to create an evil character for a new series of MLP. Would you?
1 - Make it a demonic pony with super cute exaggerated proportions.
2 - A human with a taste for equine flesh.
3 - A sparkly vampire.
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3. I would lure viewers in to think this is a cute sparkly vampire, but then suddenly he goes all alucard on their asses and everything is destroyed.
... And then I guess there saved by friendship or something
A lion is charging at you! Do you:
1. Charge at HIM, like a boss
2. Put spicy sauce on you so to try and get the lion not to eat you
3. Explode.
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2 It always seems to help a situation
A beloved film franchise has been greenlit to produce another in the series, but without using all the same cast and crew. Which is more tolerable?
1 - A new lead actor you loathe.
2 - A director who always destroys your childhood.
3 - A pretentious popstar replacing the orchestral composer.
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1- My childhood can remain ( Somewhat ) intact and my ears will also remain intact. and i can just tape the old actor's face to the screen when the lead actor appears!
There are three hallways leading to three different locations! Which one shall you choose?
1- A never ending labyrinth with the large amount of fire, swinging axes, spikes, and poisonous raccoon scorpion snake cheetahs with wheels!
2- A big blue swirly mystery portal!
3- The secret cow level.
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2 - always choose the big swirly portal thing!
An enormous object is on a collision course with Earth. Would you rather?
1 An asteroid
2 A meteor
3 A comet