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Title: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on February 27, 2014, 11:48:24 PM
What you do here is real simple. Just post up funny pickup lines.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 27, 2014, 11:52:38 PM
Here's an Aussie classic:


"Ever tripped on a rock?  How about a root?"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on February 27, 2014, 11:54:59 PM
You must be an Olympic gold medal, 'cause I'm going for ya
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2014, 12:16:10 AM
Do you have a sun burn or are you always this hot
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on February 28, 2014, 04:01:17 AM
"If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning!"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2014, 04:02:27 AM
I wanna live in your sock so I can be with you every step of the way
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on February 28, 2014, 04:06:35 AM
Wow, Ben, that sock one's actually good. XD


"Are you a Healer? 'Cause I just scraped my knee fallin' for you!"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2014, 04:08:43 AM
Are you religious? Because your the answer to all my prayers
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on February 28, 2014, 04:13:00 AM
"I'd count to one million with you! <hint hint>"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2014, 04:15:51 AM
I thought happiness started with an H. Then why does mine start with U
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: anoni on February 28, 2014, 05:00:26 AM
"You must be a magnet because from the back I found myself attracted to you... But as soon as you turned around I was immediately repulsed"

Alternatively

"You're extremely attractive, you must have a lot of mass"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Your like my little toe because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home hahahaha  X3
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on February 28, 2014, 04:28:16 PM
.... You guys what the hell XD


Speaking of hell I must be there cause my heart is melting for you XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2014, 04:29:48 PM
You must be a drill sergeant because my private is standing at attention
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Bandal on February 28, 2014, 11:02:06 PM
"your atomic number must be 11 cause your sodium fine!"   terrible pun I know  XD

Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 28, 2014, 11:18:26 PM
I hate to admit but I've been tricked by this (once):


Man: "I bet you a drink I can make you boobs wobble without touching them"


Woman: "Ok sure"


Man: *wobbles boobs with hands* "OK you win, what do you want to drink?"


*facepaw*



Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on February 28, 2014, 11:22:14 PM
Haha do you live on a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 28, 2014, 11:33:21 PM
"Do you come from the West Indies coz Jamaican me crazy?"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on March 01, 2014, 12:39:18 AM
Haha
Do you have a map I'm getting lost in your eyes
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Aconitum on March 01, 2014, 01:43:52 AM
"Are you an alien, cause your azz is out of this world."

Sent from my SCH-S738C using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: anoni on March 01, 2014, 06:40:45 AM
"Will you go out with me?"

Is the answer to that question ^ the same to this one?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Buna on March 01, 2014, 07:21:31 AM
"Are you a chemical element? Because Bro you should be mine"


                                              meh... I just thought of that.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 01, 2014, 11:37:02 AM
Here's one for you Buna:


"Apart we are cact'i', but together we could be cact'us'!" *nudge nudge*
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Buna on March 01, 2014, 05:46:36 PM
^I'll have to use that one sometime
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on March 02, 2014, 12:45:44 AM
Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called "bitch get in my car" i just hope it doesn't escape and make me call after it ...
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: anoni on March 02, 2014, 01:53:39 AM
Well, you must be made of Carbon, Uranium and Tellurium, because you are CUTe
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 02, 2014, 05:04:48 AM
Don't wake me up cause I just met the girl of my dreams
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on March 02, 2014, 05:14:03 AM
Hey there, Wanna play some atari?  ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on March 02, 2014, 05:16:12 AM
^I was considering posting that one, but thought it was too vague. XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 02, 2014, 05:24:59 AM
I just put my ex in a box so let's o to your play station


(Really hope ya'll catch my lame console puns XD*
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 02, 2014, 05:29:37 AM
You may do better with "Have you got any Lynx in you?  Would you like some?"


Or not.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Maine on March 02, 2014, 11:29:01 AM
"Are you a beaver? 'Cuz daaaaaaaammm!"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 02, 2014, 08:52:39 PM
... It's sad that the girls are out doing us in lame pick up lines XD


This is why we need to have monthly fourm battles over them XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Crevan Fox on March 02, 2014, 09:05:38 PM
Hey, are you a parking ticket? As you have 'fine' written all over you!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on March 02, 2014, 11:39:33 PM
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: anoni on March 03, 2014, 11:58:47 AM
I CAME FROM THE YEAR 1994 TO SAY

will you go out with me?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Crevan Fox on March 03, 2014, 05:39:04 PM
*Act like you're jumping on and breaking ice, then; when they ask what you're doing, say:*

Oh, don't mind me! Just breaking the ice! Hi, my name's ...
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 03, 2014, 07:04:26 PM
Quote from: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 02, 2014, 08:52:39 PM
... It's sad that the girls are out doing us in lame pick up lines XD


This is why we need to have monthly fourm battles over them XD


Maybe we just hear more of them?  Also there is some truth to the idea that a girl's pickup line need not be more complicated than "yes".




Here's a Star Trek theme one: Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 04, 2014, 01:59:18 AM
Ohhhh Myyyyyy >.>


And now the greatest pick up line ever, it works every time.








Hi, my name is, (insert name) and you are?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cheza on March 04, 2014, 02:10:09 AM
Here's my pickup line:
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/116/0/1/amulet_of_mara_by_ugrik-d4xnmb3.jpg)
^Should be a clear message for all who see it and understands what it is ^-^

As for a "proper" (if there is such a thing) pickup line:
"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 04, 2014, 02:16:19 AM
How cute Fluff :P Yeah I'mma call you Fluff :P


Are you a cat cause you are making me feline fine ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Solntse on March 06, 2014, 04:29:45 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van.


but in all seriousness:


"Are you Betty Crocker? Because you're making me super moist"
"Do you have a library Card? Because, I'm checking you out."
Baby somebody better call god, cuz' he's missing an angel.
Baby, if you words on a page, you'd be what they call 'fine print.'
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 06, 2014, 08:29:45 AM
Quote from: Lúa on March 06, 2014, 04:29:45 AM

"Are you Betty Crocker? Because you're making me super moist"



^SO, GOOD!  XD


"wanna raisin?  How about a date?"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: HyenaKing on March 07, 2014, 12:15:02 AM
.....*Poke*
HAIII
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 07, 2014, 12:31:15 AM
Baby are you Wi-Fi cause I'm feeling the connection :D
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: KaneQuicktail on March 07, 2014, 12:38:28 AM
Are we at war? cause baby you're the bomb.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Solntse on March 07, 2014, 01:57:40 AM
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: nixon/monto on March 07, 2014, 02:16:14 PM
"Can I call you the key master? Because you've got the key to my heart." ;)


Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 10, 2014, 07:42:14 PM
Here one for Zero (honestly I don't just think about you obsessively)


"I am no longer cactus, but you are succulent"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: KaneQuicktail on March 10, 2014, 09:26:57 PM
You're like the moon, you make me howl all night
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: NautilusWolf on March 11, 2014, 04:22:51 AM
Hey, my phone's getting a little lonely, call it sometime?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, titanium, fluorine, and uranium?
- because you are Be-Au-Ti-F-U-l.
Are you a line? I heard you're why the expression goes "fine line."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tim Siguire on March 11, 2014, 04:58:10 AM
Im not a George Lopez but baby, you've got that Wa-PA!!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Oedipus Rex on March 14, 2014, 12:58:50 AM
*Shuffles ackwardly over to a pretty lady*
"I am the Keymaster."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 18, 2014, 02:28:49 PM
^Hey I'm the Gatekeeper!!   :*




You should give out hand sanitizer, coz you're making me feel dirty
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 18, 2014, 04:33:38 PM
Wow these get worse and worse just oh lords
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: KaneQuicktail on March 18, 2014, 11:22:23 PM
You're so hot, you're melting the plastic in my underwear.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Charlie on March 18, 2014, 11:32:43 PM
Hey...








Wanna do it? ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: KaneQuicktail on March 18, 2014, 11:34:53 PM
Ayo gurl...
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/37/370b1762887b6ced26b6359186a02938fa2541519b8826d8fe09f999c7fad780.jpg)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: BakaFawkes on March 19, 2014, 04:37:47 AM
Oh my God  XD







Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Oedipus Rex on March 19, 2014, 01:34:20 PM

(http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/616356.jpg)
Eyyyyyy...
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 19, 2014, 04:36:46 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?




Yes




Oh I um well shit that's different




This was me in Walmart today boy was I caught off guard XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: nixon/monto on March 19, 2014, 06:37:20 PM
I guess they were flirting with you ;) if they said that...or they are an angel (or a demon) which is doubtful.
"Are you a vampire? Because I think you stole my heart."


Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 19, 2014, 07:43:28 PM
You must be a tiramisu, I just can't stop talking about you. (Wolgons only)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: <.< No one >.> on March 20, 2014, 08:36:48 AM
Got these badass pickup lines from Beavis And Butthead

 Beavis And Butthead Classic Pick Ups
 
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: nixon/monto on March 22, 2014, 08:16:07 PM
"That's a nice everything you have there." ;) (from the Yogscast.)


Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Oedipus Rex on March 31, 2014, 01:20:08 AM

Quote from: nixon/monto on March 22, 2014, 08:16:07 PM
"That's a nice everything you have there." (from the Yogscast.)
Actually, that is a referance to the Minecraft Creeper.
"That's a nice everything you have there; it would be a shame if something were to happen to it..."


Staying on topic...
*Stares awkwardly at some lady.*
"We would make beautiful children..."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on April 01, 2014, 04:30:21 AM
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure...You're a very fine person, and I'm quite fond of you.


+points if you get it
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on April 01, 2014, 11:59:34 AM
Are you in IT?
Cause you made my Floppy Disk a Hard Drive
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 01, 2014, 04:43:36 PM
Do you come here often?  Would you like to?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Crevan Fox on April 01, 2014, 11:01:51 PM
This is one brilliant pickup line!

(http://hamodia.com/hamod-uploads/2013/04/4-BIZ-4-GM.RB_.jpg)

Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Timmy Fox on April 01, 2014, 11:05:39 PM
Quote from: Crevan Fox on April 01, 2014, 11:01:51 PM
This is one brilliant pickup line!
YES XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA <3
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Thalion on April 06, 2014, 04:29:03 AM
You: Did it hurt?

Them: Did what hurt?

You: When you fell from heaven baby! :3
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tyga on April 06, 2014, 01:29:55 PM
Arn't you tired? because you've been running through my mind all night!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Thalion on April 06, 2014, 03:39:02 PM
I should buy some burn heals because your the hottest one here
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 08, 2014, 10:09:46 PM
Did you just give me a parking ticket?  Coz damn you're fine!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: OriontheFox on April 08, 2014, 10:19:47 PM
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

omg found this and loled so hard.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: hdrgn on April 09, 2014, 04:30:06 AM
Hahaha   XD pickup lines are very funny to me
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Thalion on April 09, 2014, 07:47:51 AM
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: hdrgn on April 09, 2014, 07:51:29 AM
Thats awesome  XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tyga on April 09, 2014, 11:16:51 AM
Him: Excuse me but do you have any kiwi in you?


Her: No I dont


Him: Would you like some?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Thalion on April 09, 2014, 11:17:47 AM
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: OriontheFox on April 09, 2014, 12:52:03 PM
I need some Zantax cuz my heart's burning for you!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Thalion on April 09, 2014, 07:30:59 PM
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: vulpes inculta on April 19, 2014, 06:49:30 AM
"So your a bartender?"
"Yep."
"How about you give me a shot?"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Mr. Red on April 19, 2014, 10:46:18 AM
Hey I lost my Teddybear, so I was wondering could I cuddle you instead?  ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cheza on April 19, 2014, 11:16:52 AM
There be monsters under my bed... Can I sleep in yours? ;__;
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Mr. Red on April 19, 2014, 11:19:05 AM
I have to write school newspaper abou the finer things in life so can I interview you? XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 28, 2014, 06:03:41 AM
Whoa, I missed a few steps and almost fell in love with you.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Grim on April 28, 2014, 03:14:32 PM
"If you were a sandwitch in McDonald's, they'd call you McBeauty"


"You look just like my girlfriend. Future girlfriend."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on April 28, 2014, 03:19:35 PM
"There's no strangers to love..."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 28, 2014, 10:46:31 PM
"You've touch my heart, let me try and touch yours" *grope*
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: NautilusWolf on April 29, 2014, 02:52:07 AM
Are you from Moscow? Because you're Russian my heart.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: ✡ on April 29, 2014, 02:54:23 AM
hey baby is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on April 29, 2014, 04:01:02 AM
"You know the rules, and so do I."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tyga on April 29, 2014, 06:49:59 AM
I've actually heard this one in the pub


"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on April 29, 2014, 06:58:28 AM
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of...You wouldn't get this from any other guy!"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 29, 2014, 10:46:00 AM
"If you want my attractive friend you'll have to come through me first!"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Mr. Red on April 29, 2014, 08:03:31 PM
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cifero Windtail on May 02, 2014, 10:06:38 PM
"I dissect girls for a living. Did I mention that I'm utterly insane?"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise


Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise


Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.

"I shalt never cause water to leak from your ocular organs."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 05, 2014, 04:52:15 AM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise


Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.

"I shalt never cause water to leak from your ocular organs."


"There are no circumstance under which I would utter a farewell statement with an implied permanence, (nor simply leave without a farewell)"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on May 05, 2014, 04:55:45 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 05, 2014, 04:52:15 AM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise


Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.

"I shalt never cause water to leak from your ocular organs."


"There are no circumstance under which I would utter a farewell statement with an implied permanence, (nor simply leave without a farewell)"

"There are no circumstance under which I would present false information as if it were truthful."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 05, 2014, 05:00:29 AM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 05, 2014, 04:55:45 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 05, 2014, 04:52:15 AM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise


Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.

"I shalt never cause water to leak from your ocular organs."


"There are no circumstance under which I would utter a farewell statement with an implied permanence, (nor simply leave without a farewell)"

"There are no circumstance under which I would present false information as if it were truthful."


Far be it from me to do any or all of the above mentioned things, however in addition I do hereby swear I shall not make you into a sweet dish to be consumed after the main course.


:D
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on May 29, 2014, 05:36:28 PM
Can I give you a nickel to tickle my pickle?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on May 29, 2014, 09:49:53 PM
How about you come and sit on my lap.
we can talk about whatever comes up.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 31, 2014, 04:43:21 PM
If you click on my links I'll block your pop-up
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Honey Bun on June 02, 2014, 03:13:57 AM
I hurt my lip..... can you kiss it better? *sad puppy eyes*
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on June 02, 2014, 03:16:03 AM
Do you know how to stay warm in the winter?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: sigols on June 15, 2014, 07:37:43 AM
Disclaimer: use at your own risk.

*when they look for something in their purse* "do you find it, my hearth, cuz I know you have it"
* for the guys; I have a 12 inch tounge and can breathe with my ears.
* for the girls; I can suck a golfball trough a garden hose.

" nice thighs you got there, I wanna use them as earmuffs"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Elisif on June 15, 2014, 02:03:47 PM
I'm bored... Wanna date?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: sigols on June 17, 2014, 01:15:02 PM
You know, sex burns (just find up a suiting number) calories a minute, wanna work out?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Buna on June 27, 2014, 03:17:53 PM
"You wanna to come to my place and play house? You be the door and I slam ya"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: SadDubwool on June 27, 2014, 03:22:19 PM
"Hay baby is your body from mcdonald's?CAUSE IM LOVING IT!!!!"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Farewell on June 27, 2014, 10:43:04 PM
If u were a booger I'd pick u first ;)


Used phone
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cifero Windtail on June 28, 2014, 08:14:05 PM
Hi, I believe you to be a compatible genetic mate for reproduction, let's have sex.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: sigols on July 01, 2014, 10:38:12 AM
Nice legs you got there, when do they open?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 01, 2014, 12:34:37 PM
Is your name Nike?  Coz I wanna Just Do It!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on July 01, 2014, 01:57:11 PM
Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest - it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: <.< No one >.> on July 15, 2014, 04:16:34 AM
Hey baby, if you were a rock and I was Dwayne Johnson then we could have sex in my bed.  B) (This one would probably if both of you were drunk)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on July 15, 2014, 05:07:25 AM
Ay girl, you must be Gillette, because you the best a man can get
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 15, 2014, 06:33:13 AM
This would work for a guy who plays a reed musical instrument bc it just makes sense okay?

Hey girl, this reed ain't the only thing I can get wet.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: <.< No one >.> on July 15, 2014, 06:41:53 AM
I should of ordered red instead of blue 'cause you have me on fire  :*
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 15, 2014, 10:53:58 AM
[Yoda voice] "Always in motion is the future... of your hips"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on July 15, 2014, 10:12:41 PM
"Do you like bread?"

Gets them every time
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on July 16, 2014, 04:10:47 AM
"Hey wanna **censor**"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on July 16, 2014, 04:35:34 AM
Nice one, Ben. XD

How bout...
(http://i.imgur.com/DyKUaCs.jpg)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on July 16, 2014, 06:50:35 PM
Haha nice
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: aperson1 on July 16, 2014, 07:50:00 PM
Very sound logic.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on July 17, 2014, 01:25:25 AM
She looks so confused at first then she's like well we do both have chicken so why not
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on July 20, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
Are you a flashbang? cuz you're stunning
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on July 20, 2014, 09:03:11 PM
hey baby, you delta tango foxtrot?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Caesium Iodide on July 20, 2014, 11:05:58 PM
Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 02:30:56 AM
My doctor prescribed more vitamin U.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on July 21, 2014, 02:33:44 AM
I'm doing an experiment and need a test subject.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 02:36:40 AM
Could I borrow your phone number? I lost mine.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on July 21, 2014, 02:44:05 AM
Wanna see who's bigger?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 02:50:19 AM
Are you a fermata? Because I really want to hold you.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tim Siguire on July 21, 2014, 03:29:24 PM
Hey, wanna go somewhere? Cause I just found you a date.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 21, 2014, 10:16:51 PM
It's a good thing I'm thirsty because you look like a tall drink of water.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: vulpes inculta on July 26, 2014, 07:18:37 AM
That guy who watches you sleep? Yeah, Thats me.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 26, 2014, 08:11:59 AM
Wanna play doctor?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: anoni on July 26, 2014, 03:08:37 PM
Wanna meet up later?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Jack Lionheart on July 27, 2014, 12:46:57 AM
Do you run a candy store? Because you're just about the sweetest girl I've ever met.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on August 21, 2014, 01:56:24 PM
There are two types of people in the world: those who don't love you more than life itself, and me.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on August 21, 2014, 06:58:56 PM
You hair is chocolate brown.
I like chocolate.
Do you like chocolate?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on August 31, 2014, 06:59:43 PM
"Have you ever tasted <your species here>?"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Snow Kittie on August 31, 2014, 09:24:18 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on August 31, 2014, 06:59:43 PM
"Have you ever tasted <your species here>?"


This.


This is perfect.
Title: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on August 31, 2014, 09:36:43 PM
"If you were a fazer you'd be set to stunning."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: mark the fox on September 01, 2014, 03:44:03 AM
Hey girl are you from china? Because I'm chinaphuck!


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Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: mark the fox on September 01, 2014, 03:44:45 AM
Hey girl, you remind me of lil Caesars because your hot and I'm ready;)


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Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on September 01, 2014, 04:03:55 AM
Quote from: DATAdies on August 31, 2014, 09:36:43 PM
"If you were a fazer you'd be set to stunning."

Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on February 28, 2014, 04:01:17 AM
"If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning!"

Y0U SIT 0N A THR0NE 0F LIES
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: mark the fox on September 01, 2014, 04:39:07 AM
Let's play house, here you be the door and I'll slams you


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Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Shing Softbrush on September 01, 2014, 07:49:54 AM
I've heard that you are an Epic mount
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tim Siguire on September 01, 2014, 01:57:22 PM
I can't sing like any celebrities but you make me hit a high note every time I see you!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: aperson1 on September 04, 2014, 03:04:53 AM
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on September 05, 2014, 02:46:00 AM
Quote from: aperson1 on September 04, 2014, 03:04:53 AM
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
0h man, that's great!  XD



0n subject..."Follow me. I need your help."
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Crystali on September 05, 2014, 05:36:03 AM
yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

 "I'm digging u like a shovel ma!"

 Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass

 Watch your step gurl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

 Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!

 "The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate"

 "Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!"

 Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cuz I put the D in Raw

 "Just get in tha car, bitch... im famous"

LMFAOO! -DEAD-
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cifero Windtail on September 05, 2014, 02:58:16 PM
Hi, do you want to share 3/4 of a cup of saliva?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: aperson1 on September 10, 2014, 03:23:10 PM
This guy.

(http://i.imgur.com/N5nqKrW.gif)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on September 10, 2014, 08:24:29 PM
Are you the terms and conditions?
because I want to blindly agree to everything you say!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 15, 2014, 04:04:40 PM
How much does a snow plow weigh?  Enough to break the ice ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 15, 2014, 04:26:30 PM
If i could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U next to I.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on September 15, 2014, 07:54:46 PM
I'm here, now what are your other 2 wishes?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on September 15, 2014, 08:00:14 PM
Yo, I heard dating is a numbers game. Can I have yours?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MrRazot on September 15, 2014, 08:11:57 PM
Sorry, I've lost my number. Can I have yours?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on September 15, 2014, 08:19:40 PM
Imma teach you some math, girl. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray we don't multiply
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 16, 2014, 03:48:53 AM
(A rather naughty one tehe.)
What's your favourite number? Mine is 69.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 17, 2014, 04:27:40 PM
How would you like to be the 'I' in vixen? ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Crystali on September 21, 2014, 08:13:09 PM
Quote from: aperson1 on September 10, 2014, 03:23:10 PM
This guy.

(http://i.imgur.com/N5nqKrW.gif)

omgg im dyingg
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tim Siguire on September 28, 2014, 12:45:46 PM
Hi, you've reached the Hotline of 1-800-CanIGetYoNumbuh?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on September 28, 2014, 01:25:04 PM
I'm **censor** dying right now!!!


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Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 28, 2014, 05:45:56 PM
Wanna be a Shiba Inu? What about a Shiba Inme? ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on October 28, 2014, 10:14:09 PM
^ Oh wow trix. I think I just died of laughter from that! xD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 28, 2014, 10:37:17 PM
*giggles*

I got the idea from the kissing thread... :D

Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on October 29, 2014, 12:15:36 AM
Still it's a good one.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 29, 2014, 09:42:49 PM
How bout this: "I'm like a cookie, if you lick me I'm yours"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on October 29, 2014, 09:44:25 PM

Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on October 29, 2014, 09:42:49 PM
How bout this: "I'm like a cookie, if you lick me I'm yours"
Wouldn't it be better if you used ice cream?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 29, 2014, 09:47:03 PM
That's what she said XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on October 29, 2014, 09:51:08 PM
Yes, yes it was.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 29, 2014, 09:54:30 PM
Use these words to for a sentence: "Come on back to my place"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on October 29, 2014, 09:57:37 PM
Girl, you're like a cupcake. All that's missing is the frosting
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on October 29, 2014, 09:59:01 PM
^ a naked cupcake? sounds delicious. Tehe...
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on October 29, 2014, 10:00:49 PM
Happy birthday, girl. Come on back to my place so you can blow out the candle ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 29, 2014, 10:03:46 PM
I'm like a birthday candle, blow me and you can make a wish!


(Works better from a boy... but whatevs)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on October 29, 2014, 10:05:50 PM
Yo girl, you like peppers? 'Cause soon Imma be Jalapeño pussy
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 29, 2014, 10:07:52 PM
Ha!  That took me a moment to get that XD



Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Aconitum on October 29, 2014, 10:12:09 PM
Oh my god yes!! XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Crystali on November 14, 2014, 11:18:54 AM
LMFAOOO

hi arent u that guy from Macdonalds? and he is like ''no'' and ur like
CUZ IM LAVIN IT!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 14, 2014, 11:53:44 AM
Heeeyyy gurl! Are you a flashbang? Because you're stunning!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 01:35:11 PM
Damn Girl, are you a five paragraph order? Because I want to SMEAC dat ass
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Oniixx on November 14, 2014, 05:55:21 PM
do you have a map? because im lost in your eyes       ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 06:15:33 PM
Are you into double feeds?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 06:24:05 PM
Quote from: Dubaku on October 29, 2014, 10:05:50 PM
Yo girl, you like peppers? 'Cause soon Imma be Jalapeño pussy
The pickup line god!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 14, 2014, 06:27:59 PM
Do you want to know why we're like carbon in a diamond? Because we have a bond that makes us almost indestructible.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:21:01 PM
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 07:22:32 PM
Quote from: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:21:01 PM
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat
Good luck with that one haha  XD
Title: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 14, 2014, 07:24:09 PM
Quote from: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:21:01 PM
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat
What is this instrument? I need to try it out.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:26:24 PM
Hey, I was in the Army


That'll get you as much sex as you want

Works better if your in uniform



And that tool is my dick
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 07:30:35 PM
Quote from: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:26:24 PM

And that tool is my dick

Haha lol
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 14, 2014, 07:33:39 PM
Oh, umm... Oops. *blushes*
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:50:35 PM
Haha  XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 07:51:34 PM
*hugz*
That's my pickup line
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: .: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :. on November 14, 2014, 07:54:14 PM
do you work in an orphanage?


Cos i'd like to give you some kids.


^ pick-up line that was actually used on me.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 08:00:33 PM
Haha thats great


My dick just died. Can I bury it in you?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 08:02:19 PM
You might as well just walk up and ask, "you wanna have sex?" haha  XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 08:06:15 PM
I've done that and it worked
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
Quote from: Ben on November 14, 2014, 08:06:15 PM
I've done that and it worked

Haha no way!  XD
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 14, 2014, 08:16:27 PM
I don't think I would be your friend if I knew you in real life Ben.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 08:22:30 PM
I wonder why :V
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 14, 2014, 08:32:56 PM
Haha why not
Title: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 14, 2014, 08:34:12 PM
I get irritated by players.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 14, 2014, 08:37:38 PM
Yo Ben, yous a playa dawg? That's swaaag.
(I hate people who talk like that  X3)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on November 14, 2014, 11:37:28 PM
Dayum, girl, you like a new Bugatti, Imma wake up inside you one day (BTW Ben, bruh, the jalapeño pussy pickup line, you posted that like three posts after I did that, whassup with that?)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 15, 2014, 01:57:28 AM
(I didn't go back and read)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 16, 2014, 02:16:06 PM
Buy me a diamond ring and I'll throw in a pearl necklace
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 16, 2014, 02:50:08 PM
Okay I'll do it!!!
Title: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 16, 2014, 03:26:25 PM
Here Trixsie.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 16, 2014, 03:29:52 PM
No she's mine!! *pushes lotty and takes the ring*
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 16, 2014, 03:31:49 PM
Lotty! What are you doing? You're mine!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 16, 2014, 03:34:00 PM
Yeah go take Naismith, Trixsie is mine!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 16, 2014, 03:37:28 PM
*giggles* I was... Umm... Testing the emoji out. *smiles and slyly takes the ring back* here Nai have it.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 16, 2014, 03:41:26 PM
*Opens my combat pack and digs through it finding a ring* here Trixsie this one is for you
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 16, 2014, 05:03:34 PM
(pffft!, I'd like one from the Argyle mine and I have other caveats also)




Your beauty has changed my life, keep the change.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 16, 2014, 05:06:00 PM
Thanks for the change, I can use that to pay you for being beautiful.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 16, 2014, 05:08:40 PM
(I wanna show Naismith my drawing but he not here!! Wanna preview Lotty?)


Um... pickup line:  This whole song
If You Really Loved Me by Tim Minchin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPpatfueTqI#)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 16, 2014, 05:12:32 PM
(Yeah! I want a preview)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 16, 2014, 06:00:46 PM
(( Trixsie is making naughty art  XD ))
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 16, 2014, 06:11:47 PM
(Ratbag wolf!  As it happens I am, but Naismith's isn't naughty.  In fact I've ADDED a shirt!)




Is there anyone on board who can pilot an aircraft?  Because we're going down!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 16, 2014, 06:42:15 PM
(Oo~ you'll have to let me see this other art when it's done ;))
Have you walked through fire? Because you're smoking hot!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 17, 2014, 12:06:12 AM
((Iiiim baaaack!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 17, 2014, 12:53:36 AM
((Nainai! Yay!))
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 17, 2014, 12:54:37 AM
Are you lotty? 'Cause you're a hottie!

((;3))
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Sage Desrochers on November 17, 2014, 04:43:41 AM
Are you single? Because i'd bang you like a screen door in a hurricane

(Heheh...what the hell did i just write.. X3)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 17, 2014, 03:25:02 PM
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Oniixx on November 17, 2014, 05:18:20 PM
are you high? cause im at an altitude of 69
 
 ;) ;)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 17, 2014, 05:21:04 PM
Ohhhhhh that was bad
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Oniixx on November 25, 2014, 02:28:48 PM
i agree i think i forgot part of it.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Ben on November 25, 2014, 03:28:24 PM
Haha didn't need the extra part it would've been bad no matter what
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: George on November 26, 2014, 01:38:24 AM
"you wanna talk about beautiful? then go see yourself in a mirror"
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Babydoll Animis on November 26, 2014, 05:35:20 AM
*cracks knuckles*
"If you were a tree... you would be a good tree..."
"Did you just fart? cause you blew me away"
"Your face... i like that..."
"I lost my number. Can i have yours?"
"You... Me... Twister,."
"If you were a sandwhich youd be a BLTen outta Ten babe"
Tht satisfy you all?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Enzay on November 26, 2014, 01:13:07 PM
Quote from: SubAnimus on November 26, 2014, 05:35:20 AM
*cracks knuckles*
"If you were a tree... you would be a good tree..."
"Did you just fart? cause you blew me away"
"Your face... i like that..."
"I lost my number. Can i have yours?"
"You... Me... Twister,."
"If you were a sandwhich youd be a BLTen outta Ten babe"
Tht satisfy you all?

You just picked up, like 8 girls right there XP
(or guys, depending on your taste)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: BakaFawkes on December 10, 2014, 06:08:42 AM
It took God seven days to make the world, you must be pretty awesome if it took nine months to make you.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 26, 2014, 08:01:29 AM
I've got a bucket of fried chicken. Wanna do it?




(The things you hear on the internet...)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MarcatTheCat on December 26, 2014, 09:52:26 PM
that's team fortress 2.
let's be like a keyboard, so U and I are always right next to each other.

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Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 28, 2014, 06:26:07 AM
(Yes it is.)


Hey (gender!) *knockknockknockknockknock* DO YOU WANT TO BE MY (boy/girl) FRIEEEEEEEND? (To the tune of "Do you want to build a snowman".)


(Not my original idea, but my original idea was very inappropriate. >->)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on December 28, 2014, 08:09:05 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue
I can tell of a future that features you
Let's make it true
Wanna be mah boo?

So, girl, whatcha say
Wanna be mah bae startin today?

(Maybe rap this out, even though it's short)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Babydoll Animis on December 28, 2014, 10:28:25 AM
*bumps into person of interest* oh im sorry... *looks at said person's face* although it would be hard for me to miss you in the first place
(i think thats how it goes)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 30, 2014, 07:15:00 AM
Hi there. Wanna kiss?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Babydoll Animis on December 30, 2014, 07:22:53 AM
yes... -3-
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on December 30, 2014, 07:55:54 AM
(*sigh* can't believe I'm saying this. But everywhere I go, especially on video games, I here this phrase.)

Bring that azz here, boii!!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: SilverSolstive on January 07, 2015, 01:30:24 AM
(Lol that one is hilarious.)
(CONTENT REMOVED)



I will find you, and I...will...HUG YOU!!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Babydoll Animis on January 07, 2015, 09:26:50 AM
XD naughty naughty!)))


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X3 i done made  mahself blush!
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on January 07, 2015, 01:05:32 PM
(How to deal with rejection)
Dayum, girl, why you bein' so salty? You know it's only makin' me thirstier.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 07, 2015, 02:00:53 PM
Hi there. Heard of Pickup 52? Well, you're Pickup Number 1.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Midnight Madness on January 07, 2015, 11:38:12 PM
Please keep all "pickup lines" free of sexual content or suggestive content, as such things are against the rules, regardless of it being serious or not.
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: MarcatTheCat on January 14, 2015, 03:06:18 AM
"I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED-CHICKEN TRAMPS! I am a woman. I like my men dangerous, mysterious- You want to be MY LOVER?! Earn it." -Spy, 2k14
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: Dubaku on January 14, 2015, 06:28:52 AM
I suppose I could trade my Koenigsegg for a Hoenigsegg (hehe, hoe)
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: nixon/monto on January 15, 2015, 05:16:42 PM
hey there are you a pepper?

cause i want to be jalapeno.  ;)
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 15, 2015, 05:39:40 PM
Did you break my metronome?  Coz my heart just skipped a beat.
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Post by: kalan on January 15, 2015, 07:56:53 PM
I have several leather bound books
My apartment smells of rich mahogany  XD
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 15, 2015, 10:07:20 PM
^lol  you win! XD
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Post by: AvianFur on January 16, 2015, 08:41:36 PM
Hey girl, are you gasoline? Cause even though you expensive I'd still pump you in my van.
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 16, 2015, 10:32:53 PM
I would give you my heart but you stole it before I could ^_^
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Post by: DenisonCamo on January 17, 2015, 01:01:19 AM
Are you a diamon because you seem pretty.
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Post by: Tim Siguire on January 17, 2015, 02:28:05 AM
*bumps into woman, knocking her down*


"Oh, im sorry." *reaches out* "you were so pretty, I was blinded. Let me help you up to a Nice Dinner."
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Post by: anoni on January 17, 2015, 05:24:04 AM
You must be my anti-matter equivalent, because I'm absolutely attracted to you

(ALTERNATIVELY)

I must be an electron and you a proton, because I'm positively attracted to you :3
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Post by: MrRazot on January 17, 2015, 06:36:35 AM
Quote from: anoni on January 17, 2015, 05:24:04 AM
You must be my anti-matter equivalent, because I'm absolutely attracted to you
Damn, but that first one could have quite the reaction.

Hello, do you like... bread?
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 17, 2015, 05:48:22 PM
You have such a beautiful smile!  May I have a taste?
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Post by: Teiko on January 27, 2015, 12:56:52 PM
Did you just fall out of a B-52?

'Cause you da bomb.
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Post by: kalan on February 07, 2015, 09:04:54 PM
I lost my number can i have yours
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Post by: Teiko on February 17, 2015, 07:59:10 AM
I hope I don't get in trouble for this one  XD


"Want to know my favorite beverage...?  :?


...Mount And Do"  ;)
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Post by: Tim Siguire on February 17, 2015, 08:54:51 AM
Hello there. You're hot as a pepper, let me be your doctor. ;)
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 19, 2015, 04:10:18 PM
You make me feel comfortable, you give me support and you have a soft touch.  Won't you be my bra?
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Post by: DenisonCamo on February 20, 2015, 01:27:07 PM
Would be my zelda if I was to link with you? XD
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Post by: Kamina on February 20, 2015, 03:59:30 PM
Hey girl, is it just me or are you Wow? >.> <.< X3

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Post by: DenisonCamo on February 20, 2015, 08:14:28 PM
hey are you female cat? i ask because i like p****
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Post by: CrazyCat on February 24, 2015, 04:34:16 AM
"Hey, are you an engineer? Cause you're erectin' my dispenser"
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Post by: Dubaku on March 10, 2015, 12:19:34 PM
Girl, Imma call you Ghost, 'cause you mah boo.

Dimes to Diamonds

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Post by: Tim Siguire on March 11, 2015, 07:37:52 PM
You ever heard of a pickup line? You should call me on it.
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Post by: Cinder42 on March 15, 2015, 09:06:03 AM
Im no weather man..... but I know you're getting more than six inches tonight
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Post by: Ben on May 03, 2015, 10:03:06 PM
On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?
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Post by: Gone forever on May 04, 2015, 05:56:57 AM
Me: You look like you need tickets to the gun show.

Them: what gun show?

Me: *flexes* BAYUM

Them:
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Post by: Persephone on May 10, 2015, 03:52:28 AM
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a sweet ass (;
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Post by: kalan on May 10, 2015, 04:30:08 PM
Quote from: Furme on May 04, 2015, 05:56:57 AM
Me: You look like you need tickets to the gun show.

Them: what gun show?

Me: *flexes* BAYUM

Them:

You should have used this on me I would have been putty in your hands sooner
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Post by: Gone forever on May 26, 2015, 01:14:41 PM
_ _/( °-° )    -^( °-° )
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Post by: lonewolfthesniper on June 14, 2015, 06:32:31 AM
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Post by: Tim Siguire on June 15, 2015, 10:53:48 PM
Well then.


I heard you're freaky. Can I get a show?
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Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 19, 2015, 04:20:19 PM
I appreciate a kind word [removed]... and I don't wanna hear a word outta you ;)
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Post by: EchoesAbove on June 21, 2015, 04:53:02 PM
Quote from: Persephone on May 10, 2015, 03:52:28 AM
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a sweet ass (;

I need to remember that one!
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Post by: Ben on June 22, 2015, 03:07:31 AM
Are you going to be walking to your car alone later? Because if so I'll be sitting over there waiting
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Post by: lonewolfthesniper on June 26, 2015, 06:05:09 AM
 this just this
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Post by: Ben on June 27, 2015, 03:11:29 PM
Haha yup
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Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on July 02, 2015, 06:28:34 AM
Uhm....


DOYOUWANTTOPUTYOURMOUTHONMYMOUTH!?
Title: Re: Pickup lines
Post by: The Past on July 02, 2015, 07:06:51 AM
We have already said to avoid posting sexually suggestive lines. This thread is too prone to inappropriate content and shall be locked.