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Title: Your last words
Post by: anoni on February 06, 2013, 07:48:23 AM
This is kind of to run parallel to the "How do you want to die thread" but more specifically, what would you like your last words to be?

I'd like mine to be either "I may be gay, but I don't have a soul, so no hell for me!"
Or "I see a light... lol jokes *dead*"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Pea on February 06, 2013, 10:32:25 AM
"All those questions I never had are about to be answered."

"The password for my computer is ****."

"Since I'm about to die and all, could I possibly (Censored for your safety and my continued allowance on the Forums)?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 06, 2013, 10:37:27 AM
1. Well this sucks
2. I'm going to that giant colander in the sky
3. The treasure is hidden in the...uhhhhh *dies*
4. You're adopted
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Vosur Aekira on February 06, 2013, 10:48:16 AM
"Play me one more for the road make it a smooth jazz."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Midnight Madness on February 06, 2013, 08:41:53 PM
Here are some calm and neutral ends.

"Please don't cry for me."

"Be this my retribution or my road to sanctity, I do not regret my life, only that I cannot stay with you any longer."

"Freedom is such a fleeting thing... We think just because we can live how we like, we are wholly free. No, we are all bound to the rules of the universe, life and death. Thus, I depart."

"I love you all."

And here are some more chaotic ones.

"**censor** you, and **censor** your *insert whatever is killing me/the reason for my death here*!"

"Killing me for the means of fulfilling your sick desires... It only means that you shall be risen against and destroyed."

*laugh forbodingly until dead*

Or anywhere in the midst of saying those things.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Luke White-Heart on February 07, 2013, 03:42:52 AM
1. *builds upto a sneeze, then dies without sneezing*
2. Can I have a sandwich?
3. Oh, I have this great, million dollar idea! *dies*
4. May my parting bring not sorrow, but joy, for I'm not leaving, I'm just going home.
5. Wait...tell Scarlet...I DO give a damn.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rocoro T. Pup on February 09, 2013, 07:35:14 PM
Delete my browser history!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 09, 2013, 08:31:15 PM
I told you I was sick
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bayzan on February 10, 2013, 01:12:53 AM
1. "Don't be sad... Be happy that I'm going to a better pl- *dies*
2. "I've had a good run. Met a lot of good people, did great things... But now my time is up. Just remeber this... The tv remote is buried in the backyard- *dies*
3. "If I'm dying... I'm taking you with me!"
4. "Come closer... Closer... Closer, there. I got to tell you something... I was the one who ate your last cookie..." *dies*
5. "**** you! **** your country! And especially **** your!-" *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kid Blaze on February 10, 2013, 03:41:48 AM
Don't worry...everything will be...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JYNXthefox on February 10, 2013, 11:29:48 PM
1.(insert name here),i'm going somewhere and i don't think i'm can come back, but i want you to know you were the best thing that ever happened to me.
2.i...have..to tell you something my girlfriend is...is...is.*dies*
3.should of told you this sooner but i'm....*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kio on February 10, 2013, 11:43:19 PM
For all my life I have been secretly exploring the true meaning of everything, hacking into the governments, everything... But just recently I found the conclusion... To the ultimate question...
The meaning of life, the universe and everything is... is... X_X  [size=78%]*dead*[/size]

[size=78%]Something like that, anyway :P[/size]
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: on February 11, 2013, 08:18:15 AM
oh I won't be having any last words! :3 can't have any last words if you don't die!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kirona on February 11, 2013, 08:32:34 AM
"Worth it."  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kio on February 11, 2013, 09:54:30 PM
"Tag! You're it!"  :D


or


"lol pwned"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 12, 2013, 08:17:20 PM
Unnh... Link, I didn't want
you involved in this... I told
you not to leave the house...

Take my sword and shield and
listen. You can focus power in
the blade (hold the B Button).

...Then release it using the
secret technique handed down
by our people...

Link, you can do it!
Save the Princess...
Zelda is your... ... ...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: on February 12, 2013, 08:19:17 PM
"whatever happens Amy and Rory, just stay back..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kio on February 12, 2013, 08:25:34 PM
"Respawning in T minus 3 seconds... BEEP BEEP Error, could not login, user has lost connection to host  x_x "
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TechRoo on February 24, 2013, 05:31:38 PM
[removed]....Although i dont hope to die anytime soon, you never know when your time comes.....
[removed]
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Soma O))) on March 21, 2013, 07:10:18 PM
1. "It's about time!"
2. "one more 305..."
3. "Finally, i got a bone to pick with god."
4. "time to meet Kurt Cobain."
5. "i aint dyin'...i will never die."
6. "well, looks like grunge dies with me..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: RodentOfUnusualSize on March 21, 2013, 07:19:08 PM
"See you later, space cowboy."
"Ch-check the bicycle seat..." *Dies*
"Ten points from gryffindor."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rhoryc on March 22, 2013, 12:30:44 AM
I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!

Ha ha. References.

*ded*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: rookthebunwolf on April 26, 2013, 06:14:01 AM
"the cure for cancer is-" *dies*


no; honestly, my last words would just be saying goodbye to my loved ones.. nothing to fancy...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Maine on April 26, 2013, 10:27:05 AM
"I hid it under the....."
 
 
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sparky15756 on April 26, 2013, 11:22:19 AM
I'd want to sing Bohemian Rhapsody before diving straight into Rick-Roll because trolling death is awesome <3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Arylett Dawnsborough on April 28, 2013, 03:31:46 AM
I don't think I'd like any last words, to be honest. I'd want to die quietly, because by the time I was about to die, I would've wanted to say everything I had to say to everyone. Everyday, I tell the people I love that I love them. To make sure that they know. In case they die or I die. Silence would just say everything, in my opinion. Instead, I'd just give them a look. A smile. That's it, a smile. Then I would die. Because I think a smile is more poignant and significant than anything words can say.

But if I was just suddenly killed before I got to say everything I wanted to say, all I would say is: "Thank you..." I want everyone to know how grateful I am.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: DKanthrem on April 29, 2013, 09:11:03 PM
Looks like its time for me to Go To Sleep....x.x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bayzan on May 04, 2013, 12:23:05 AM
"I got to say something... ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!" XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: BakaFawkes on May 13, 2013, 02:57:19 PM
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!


JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIN-


(purple fists of fury go off)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Crevan Fox on May 13, 2013, 03:03:42 PM
"You know, the closer it gets to me the more it looks like a piano..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Drakos on May 13, 2013, 09:58:20 PM
My last words will be:

"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
-Dylan Thomas

Basically I'd say this as words of encouragement towards those who would mourn my loss. I wouldn't want the darkness of night (Or my death) to consume them to the point in which they couldn't enjoy life anymore. Instead, I'd want them to 'rage against the dying of the light' or to continue living life as if it were their own last days on earth because hey; just because I'm gone doesn't mean they are :P.

But yeah, if I think of any others I'll post 'em :3.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: nixon/monto on May 14, 2013, 03:43:21 AM
I would start singing wonderful world by Louis Armstrong.

:I see trees of green…red roses to…I see them bloom…for me and you. And I think to my self, what a wonderful world. I see sky's of blue…and clouds of white, the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night. And I think to my self, what a wonderful world. I hear baby's cry, I watch them grow. They'll learn much more, then ill ever know…and I think to my self…what..a..wonderful…woooooorld! *cough cough!*  see you in heaven, my wonderful friends.…… x_x
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Devon Bunny on May 15, 2013, 02:01:08 AM
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: LeafTheSwift on May 15, 2013, 03:31:26 AM
"Im gonna take a nap,... wake me up when im not on earth anymore."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: pawz9 on May 17, 2013, 02:57:58 AM
hey y'all watch this

I would never dream of having a peaceful death too boring
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NonstopFurry on May 30, 2013, 01:27:19 PM
Hmm... I would have to say these three:

•I never regret a thing I've done
•the money's in the...
Or if I die in combat
•I gladly have my life for that of another's
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on May 30, 2013, 02:37:00 PM
I like all these quotes, some of them are philosophical, some of them hilarious and some pop culture references xD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Lord_of_Fortune on June 02, 2013, 01:45:13 AM
1: COME GET SOME!!! YEAH YOU LIKE THAT!!!!
2: I drank what?
3: Shit!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: nixon/monto on June 02, 2013, 04:38:33 AM
"Oh look a tunnel, I wonder where it………"

(Kinda weird but live and let die.)
[no pun intended]
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firekitty on June 10, 2013, 03:41:41 AM
" I may be dying but at least I've made my mark" (for friends)
" you may have killed me but I will come back...And i will kill you."(person who kills me)
"I didn't like you anyways" (for Mean people)
"See me in the spirit world..We shall live for each other"(BF/GF)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sirius on June 11, 2013, 04:25:39 AM
Well i have night terrors every night and i usually go out sreaming "F*** you!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bayzan on June 17, 2013, 05:30:19 AM
"We shall end this... Together!"
"I've lived to see my grandchildren all grown-up... Now it's time for me to leave. Don't forget me, because I won't forget you..."
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: pawz9 on July 17, 2013, 06:08:02 AM
my other ones would probably be "boy... that escalated quickly"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: on July 17, 2013, 06:20:31 AM
pshhh, immortal people don't have last words.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Lolity on July 20, 2013, 08:19:29 PM
"Time for the boss battle, bring it on!"  B)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ST-84 Sahelanthropus on July 20, 2013, 08:26:17 PM
"Woe is me, I think I'm becoming a God!" or "What an artist the world is losing in me!"

Thank you, Roman Emperors Vespasian and Nero. :P
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Maine on July 31, 2013, 11:23:16 AM
"Hello beastie!" >u>
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Arquette on July 31, 2013, 11:54:34 AM
"Bacon sammiches served in the next life."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Deleted Profile on August 30, 2013, 11:51:00 AM
"If I find out I was buried in Lavender Town, I will make sure every step you take will be on top of Legos!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: sigols on September 18, 2013, 04:44:54 PM
1. DAMN, not again!
2. Well, it was fun as long as it lasted.
3. I hope they have good internet connection in heaven.
4. I will see you again in Sovngard brother...
5. See ya suckers!
6. Give me a gun, I want to die in combat! [size=78%]([/size][/size]Im a big fan of norse mythology, and to get to "Heaven" you need to die in combat[size=78%][/size][size=78%])[/size] ^_^
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Oedipus Rex on September 18, 2013, 05:53:38 PM
"I wonder if I can make this jump..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alexei on September 20, 2013, 12:26:02 AM

"I need mouth-to-ass resuscitation!"
*Laughs*
"I die happy knowing you fell for that"


-or-


"The treasure! The treasure I buried all those years ago..... It's worth millions! It's buried at.... at....." *Dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Drakos on October 11, 2013, 10:36:46 PM
I've got another one (Old topic I know, sorry >w<;)


"Hey, remember that time when....*Dies*"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: nixon/monto on October 14, 2013, 09:52:39 PM
(Saying this to my kin. If I ever have one.) 

"You ever seen the stars? Like actually look...I have and it's beautiful. Like the day I saw your beautiful eyes. We have lived a good life, now continue making it better, dont forget about me but don't morn for to long. See you later."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on November 06, 2013, 03:55:09 AM
"What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" X3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on November 06, 2013, 04:54:15 AM
"oh don't worry I cooked it my self"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cyril on November 06, 2013, 06:40:22 AM
"I didn't have enough luck, this time."

"I guess it had to happen, somehow."

This taste for the dramatic.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on November 06, 2013, 04:41:32 PM
"It's now your responsibility to remember me, I live on in you for now on..."

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: oddi on November 08, 2013, 08:48:34 PM
"goodbye friends i am gone"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on November 08, 2013, 10:37:12 PM
"and this is how you make a pipe bomb"
*blows up in hand*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NoahGoldFox on November 10, 2013, 03:03:15 PM
''Name a videogame character after me''
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 30, 2013, 07:38:51 AM
Get out of the den, the hunters know we're here!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lyzer on November 30, 2013, 08:44:08 PM
"Remember to ... (cough) to format my hard drive..." *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Armalite_ on November 30, 2013, 08:53:55 PM
"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."


or


"MARY! Build the bridge! The Nazis are coming!!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on December 01, 2013, 04:51:24 AM
"It is only a little fire..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MomoHyena on December 01, 2013, 05:48:23 AM
"How many energy drinks do I need to take before I see stars?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: pawz9 on December 01, 2013, 08:27:23 AM
"what could possibly go wrong"

"what do you mean its not supposed to do that"

"Sam take The Colt"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on December 02, 2013, 03:23:09 AM
"I will try anything once"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 02, 2013, 03:39:02 AM
"What does that button do?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 02, 2013, 02:54:14 PM
"Now that i see the light....is it the burning fire of hell or is it a Doctors Office?"


Or


"Where is that 26 cents you owe me Bro?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: cliffy on December 02, 2013, 03:45:58 PM
"I'm pretty sure this wire isn't hot."
"What? Why shouldn't I press it? But buttons ARE to be pressed!"
or most likely:
"I'll give it a try. For Science."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: nixon/monto on December 02, 2013, 05:31:38 PM
"Everyone's doing it man."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on December 02, 2013, 07:17:55 PM
"YOLO"


(You only live once so lets do something stupid and get ourselfs killed)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: cliffy on December 02, 2013, 07:23:08 PM
Mathematically speaking,
YOLO => YODO (You Only Die Once) so doing stupid stuff is stupid. ^^
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: on December 02, 2013, 07:46:49 PM
"Get out get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"-Karl Marx
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: pawz9 on December 03, 2013, 12:06:17 AM
"you only live once so just go f***ing nuts"
                                           Mitch Lucker
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alex Laetus on December 09, 2013, 05:02:15 AM
Definitely depend on how I'm dying... but I'd probably be like this if for some reason able to speak without a sudden death.


"Now I hope you know... and remember how much love I shared with you... and everyone I touched... please keep sharing it... this world needs much love."


"This has certainly been... one helluva ride... I've had lots of ups and downs... things I did, things I didn't do... but I just hope you know... I love you all."

If It were going to be like, quick death,

"Just so you all know, I hope you know how much I love you right now, and I will treasure the moments I've spent with you."

"Can I just hug one of you... I want to go out loving someone."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 09, 2013, 08:50:29 AM
Like Alex it would depend on the circumstances: so either one of two quotes as appropriate.
 
Bertrand Russell: Love is wise, hatred is foolish.
 
Or
 
Darth Sidious:  Wipe them out.  All of them.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Luggz on December 09, 2013, 09:03:53 AM
Don't touch my stuff!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lyzer on December 12, 2013, 02:57:23 AM
"I shouldn't have voided those warranties"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 12, 2013, 03:54:56 AM
Ha! I beat your Highest Score... too... easily
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lyzer on December 12, 2013, 04:19:20 AM
So it's the red one right...?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: on December 12, 2013, 04:19:50 AM
hold my drink and watch this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lyzer on December 12, 2013, 04:28:01 AM
Do you think he noticed?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 12, 2013, 04:29:03 AM
My real name is... is... Mish-... Mi-........*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 12, 2013, 04:31:16 AM
I Am SPARTACUS!!!!  x_x 
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 12, 2013, 04:35:55 AM
I TOLD HIM NOT TO- *Die*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 12, 2013, 04:37:58 AM
What did i say when i died...............................
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 12, 2013, 04:42:47 AM
An then I said...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 12, 2013, 04:44:51 AM
*Farts*  :3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 12, 2013, 04:51:29 AM
LOL, Do your worst, LMAO

His fart killed him XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 12, 2013, 04:52:44 AM
sshhhhhhh  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 12, 2013, 07:57:22 AM
My library book is overdu.. *gasp*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 14, 2013, 02:57:58 AM
"Delete my browser history"


"Hi hungry, I'm dead."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 14, 2013, 04:04:51 AM
Recover his key-strokes, avenge me!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 14, 2013, 04:24:23 AM
I pooped....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 14, 2013, 04:48:26 AM
 XD XD ^_^

((I just snorted))

*clears throat*

Last drinks gentlemen!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 14, 2013, 05:22:37 AM
Lmao :D this is what happening is when im tired lol

Hmmm....Ya know when I was a lad...I had prostitues on every City Offical.....x.x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 14, 2013, 07:00:53 PM
ITS OVER THE LIIIIMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 14, 2013, 07:10:43 PM
wanna have a lethal nerf fight?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 14, 2013, 10:02:50 PM
Is it too late to order the fish?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 16, 2013, 05:44:10 AM
Heffelumps and Woozles are REAL
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2013, 07:35:28 AM
You'll never take me alive Batman!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 16, 2013, 08:42:36 AM
I AM....dying....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2013, 08:50:16 AM
And now, the end is near and so I face the final curtain
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 16, 2013, 08:54:10 AM
Its a bird it a plane ya know what i don't even know what that is all i know is that this machines are keeping me alive *Power outage*  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2013, 12:11:55 PM
Shields up....!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nicklaus Morgan on December 16, 2013, 12:16:27 PM
Why me ?

Sent from my HUAWEI G510-0200 using Tapatalk

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2013, 01:21:23 PM
I think you have to cut the blue wire
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 16, 2013, 06:30:36 PM
Don't Shoo......
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 16, 2013, 07:28:15 PM
Don't worr,y it's not loaded
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 16, 2013, 08:24:16 PM
Look what i can do
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 17, 2013, 12:51:52 AM
Want to play Russian Roulette?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 17, 2013, 12:54:42 AM
Oh, speaking of.

I know a kid who did that, he is alive, but he has permenent barin damage for putting a bullet i his head.

 :(
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 17, 2013, 01:15:13 AM
Oh, speaking of.

I know a kid who did that, he is alive, but he has permenent barin damage for putting a bullet i his head.

 :(


Holy crap  :o


"I bet I can make that jump on my bike."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 17, 2013, 01:17:11 AM
The only thing he can do is Cry.

He was betting $15 Dollars on his  non-obliteration of his head.

Aaaanyway.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 17, 2013, 03:36:19 AM
PUMP UP THE JUICE
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 17, 2013, 05:39:54 AM
 This IS a Game... RESPAWN IN 3 SECONDS!!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 17, 2013, 05:41:52 AM
GO AWAY OR I WILL TAUNT YOU A 2nd TIME
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 17, 2013, 05:55:28 AM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 17, 2013, 06:00:18 AM
GAHHHHHHH....Blech....hahah just kidd.......... x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 17, 2013, 07:18:07 AM
I just needed one more hit.... *Die*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 17, 2013, 07:20:08 AM
Luke i am......your brother
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nicklaus Morgan on December 17, 2013, 09:19:59 AM
Ahahha ... Great last words  XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 17, 2013, 10:17:33 PM
Luke i am......your brother

 XD

"I'm commencing my trench run"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 17, 2013, 11:29:25 PM
FIRE ZE LAZORS

HACLAVESA=STEALF WEPWN!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 18, 2013, 12:12:38 AM
Yall aint gonna believe this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 18, 2013, 08:08:25 AM
Hey, does this grenade pin belong to anyone?..
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 18, 2013, 08:16:37 AM
Lmao whoops


I see my puppy
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: nixon/monto on December 18, 2013, 12:58:05 PM
"This looks like fun!" :)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 18, 2013, 02:59:02 PM
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 18, 2013, 03:42:04 PM
Hey look the Headless Horseman :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 18, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
I'm pretty sure this chicken is fully cooked.  *nom nom no...*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 12:30:20 AM
Whats in the box, mr. President?
Boom.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 19, 2013, 01:00:31 AM
This well can't be too deep.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 01:01:36 AM
This well can't be too deep.
Oh my, thats hilarious.


What would happen if i electrocuted my peiercings?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lyzer on December 19, 2013, 01:17:01 AM
"Mow my lawn" *bang*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 19, 2013, 01:21:23 AM
This well can't be too deep.
Oh my, thats hilarious.


What would happen if i electrocuted my peiercings?


Thank you  :)


I'm just making toast in the bathtub, what could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 01:33:01 AM
That one made me laugh even more.

Were trying the new, revovutionwry rubber grenades today.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 19, 2013, 01:36:18 AM
I think I might run out of funny ones really soon.


I'm very sure that its okay to use that chainsaw for a haircut.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 01:42:04 AM
Just read te darwin awards.


Im mooostly sure you wont explode in the rocket.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 19, 2013, 01:44:38 AM
Watch this, I'm going to make a wood burned pattern on my eye.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 01:45:48 AM
Im getting an mri now, with metal implants.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 19, 2013, 01:58:26 AM
There is no way I will be injured from eating these glass shards.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 19, 2013, 04:29:28 PM
Let me just check my rifle barrel
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: .: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :. on December 19, 2013, 08:09:13 PM
I promise the safety is on. look.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 19, 2013, 08:34:10 PM
I know its not loaded....*BANG* Whoops
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2013, 10:24:53 PM
Don't worry, we'll miss the iceberg
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 11:10:57 PM
Lets try the knife game, but with my head!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 19, 2013, 11:41:51 PM
Hey Eager Elephant!!

"Watch me balance this elephant on my nose"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 11:42:58 PM
*Circus music*

I'm quite light.

For my build, that is.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: .: ♥ Kiniia ♥ :. on December 19, 2013, 11:47:24 PM
Are you sure trick or treating around here is a good idea?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 19, 2013, 11:49:21 PM
Ooo! Look! Free candy!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 20, 2013, 02:00:03 AM
I'm absolutely sure I should be standing in front of this tree when I cut it down.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 20, 2013, 07:50:21 PM
Look you see that gator i'ma go play with it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 20, 2013, 08:58:03 PM
*jumps into the wolf enclosure at a zoo* What could possibly go wrong with my fellow wolves.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 20, 2013, 09:07:05 PM
*Pokes a bear with a stick* "GIVE ME MY PICNICK BASKET*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 20, 2013, 09:14:03 PM
*flails in front of a horse* YOU'RE NOT HIDING, YOU'RE TOO BIG.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 20, 2013, 09:19:35 PM
*Pokes a horses butt*
Eh watch this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 20, 2013, 10:30:47 PM
Haaa!

I'm going to watch you get kicked into space. Say hi to some kerbals for me.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 20, 2013, 11:04:26 PM
*Wears red with a bull*


I bet i can run faster
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 07:42:35 AM
"I think I can unjam my toaster with this fork..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 07:54:27 AM
*Jumps into the polar bear enclosure* I'm gonna swim with this polar bear!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 08:27:39 AM
This dam looks solid *tap tap*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 08:41:53 AM
I am absolutely sure that ingesting one-hundred pounds of cheese will not harm me.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 08:49:05 AM
That lava flow is gonna chicken out first
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 08:51:07 AM
This geyser will definitely not erupt.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 09:42:37 AM
Dragging the Moon closer to Earth will bring good fortune!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 09:54:30 AM
I can go to the sun, I'll just go at night.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 10:01:11 AM
There is no reason to believe the aliens will be hostile
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 10:07:34 AM
I bet I can tame that wild horse.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 10:10:53 AM
So this is the first time you've cooked stonefish?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 10:18:23 AM
Watch me break this cinder-block with my head.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 10:26:17 AM
Zombies are just folktales
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 10:29:19 AM
I bet I can jump off of a thirty story building and survive.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 10:35:56 AM
OK, I'll go first!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 10:40:12 AM
Lets get run over by this semi-truck.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 21, 2013, 11:22:20 AM
I might just log on for a minute...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 21, 2013, 05:20:36 PM
Ya know im thirsty and all we have is this antifreeze stuff....OH WELL DOWN THE HATCH
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 11:06:55 PM
Watch as I hug this barb-wired fence!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 21, 2013, 11:41:21 PM
{DANGER}
{OF DEATH}
       ]
We should totally go vault that fence.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 21, 2013, 11:58:05 PM
Its perfectly safe for me to be touching this broken telephone wire.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 12:02:55 AM
Black wire?
Sure, i'll lick it for 100 bucks.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 12:06:02 AM
This poison can't be that powerful.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 12:07:02 AM
Dude, I can make that jump!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 12:10:13 AM
Maybe if I eat this yellow paint I'll get the happiness inside of me.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 12:17:05 AM
Repeat that slowly.
"GET THE HAPPINESS INSIDE OF ME"

lets call everyone oranges in England, why don't we?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 12:22:50 AM
You did not just do that. :D


Watch this, I can cut an artery and not bleed out!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 12:31:26 AM
I just groaned and made a dying noise, I'm very squeamish.

lets put the creepy disk named "DO NOT PLAY" in the dvd player, shall we?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 12:43:25 AM
I apologize for offending.


Lets use an 80's cellphone for extended periods of time! There's no way I'll get radiation poisoning.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 12:53:27 AM
your not effendin' no one.
I'm just a squeamish.

Lets finds out how may times can we tazer ourselves until we die!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 12:59:52 AM
Lets eat this bag of cement!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 01:01:01 AM
"I'm going to die?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 01:10:24 AM
*My arm gets cut off* Its just a flesh wound.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 01:11:24 AM
"If it must be, so be it"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
Cyborg party!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 22, 2013, 02:03:58 AM
Hey look a car
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 02:05:53 AM
Shots shots shots shots shots!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 02:06:33 AM
I would like a bomb sandwitch, please.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 22, 2013, 02:12:27 AM
This won't hurt a bit!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 02:50:33 AM
I'm gonna ride on the outside of the car.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 22, 2013, 02:56:53 AM
I bet you......
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 02:57:55 AM
Lets go to space, on this rocket I made of cardboard!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 03:04:32 AM
Hey, this candy looks like pills!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 22, 2013, 03:15:05 AM
Look that tree looks good to climb :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 03:29:56 AM
I'm more than sure my stomach won't rupture after drinking a gallon of water in one sitting.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JollyGreenFox on December 22, 2013, 03:31:08 AM
Don't we all run on gas? *Glug Glug*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on December 22, 2013, 03:53:06 AM
What do you mean the warning is not English...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 22, 2013, 03:56:42 AM
Its a great idea to attach razor blades to this fan and shave with it.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 22, 2013, 03:02:19 PM
My PC is overheating, this compressed air with fix it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 22, 2013, 03:03:16 PM
Lets make a dry-ice bomb, and get real close.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 23, 2013, 12:33:11 PM
I simply must show the President my new replica pistol!  *waves gun* "Mr Presiden..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cifero Windtail on January 01, 2014, 06:02:05 PM
"All  my memories will be lost.... like tears in the rain....."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 01, 2014, 11:32:54 PM
Let's make a bomb.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 02, 2014, 03:49:03 AM
The Ice was too cold....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 02, 2014, 10:12:22 AM
No one ever dies from brainfreeze *Slurrrp*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 02, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
This is only the beginning.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 02, 2014, 11:23:12 PM
Let's Put a Fork In The Garbage Disposal!
*Ratats6iasdaysdasdgvlasdfvsdldkdngaosdgpajop*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 02:10:55 AM
Don't worry it's totally microwave safe.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 02:32:51 AM
RUN TOWARD THE GUNSHOTS
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 02:36:28 AM
I think its the red wire.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 02:41:34 AM
Lets play some nerf, but with REAL bullets!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 02:43:40 AM
Its not that high, lets just jump.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 02:44:53 AM
Woo! Going to Space!
Oh no,i forgot the spacesuit...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 02:52:15 AM
*crawls into a man-cannon* (voice echoes)  You shore this is safe?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 02:53:19 AM
This Bluderbuss looks unload--*BOOM*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 02:54:06 AM
LOOK MAA NO HANDS
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 03:01:18 AM
Let's trim the hedge with a LAWNMOWER!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 03:36:52 AM
it doesnt seem infected to me...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 03:38:04 AM
Lets go play the KNIFE GAME
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 03:40:54 AM
lets throw pears at the cops
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 03:50:41 AM
lol lets go give out free candy to cops
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 03:57:07 AM
lets dance in street!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 03:57:53 AM
Let's pretend were cops
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 03:59:13 AM
lets become super heroes
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 04:02:46 AM
Lets test weather we['ll bouncve if we jump off a high buliding!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 07:51:21 AM
Is that lightning? Sure looks like it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 07:52:04 AM
Lites drink some GASOLINE
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 07:53:06 AM
I dare us all to eat a spider
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 07:59:03 AM
How long can we go without sleep?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 08:01:42 AM
I can stay awake forever
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 03, 2014, 08:02:42 AM
Rissian ROulette!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wynter on January 03, 2014, 08:03:31 AM
Let's take all the drugs
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 04, 2014, 04:52:53 AM
I can eat a watermelon whole
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 04, 2014, 04:53:53 AM
How loud can these speakers go?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 04, 2014, 06:41:22 AM
Watch what happens when this baby hits 88! *forgets to step aside after 1 minute*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 04, 2014, 06:45:04 AM
Gordon--Remember What happened to that Poor Cat...
*HL2 REFERECE TO TELEPORT*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on January 10, 2014, 05:49:14 AM
"Yo Rambo what up with da knife"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on January 10, 2014, 09:59:53 AM
"Oh yeah? And what are you going to do about it?"

Most awkward last words ever
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 10, 2014, 01:39:30 PM
S'OK the prawns haven't been left out too long
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Maine on January 10, 2014, 02:00:35 PM
No no, it's fine; I've eaten these before...... o.o
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 10, 2014, 03:19:10 PM
I think the coast is clear
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 11, 2014, 05:55:36 PM
EAT THEM
NOMNOM *Boom*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 11, 2014, 07:34:13 PM
"Don't worry, it's not loaded" or something similar...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 12, 2014, 08:29:57 AM
I will infect myself with this deadly virus so the zombies don't attack me
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Maine on January 12, 2014, 09:54:27 AM
"Let's get straight to the point..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 12, 2014, 12:25:36 PM
Only 3 more counted posts until I'm a foxy fox...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on January 12, 2014, 03:48:09 PM
"Do you believe in time travel?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 12, 2014, 04:24:01 PM
So I just stand on the big X?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Maine on January 13, 2014, 12:37:33 PM
So I just stand on the big X?

I just died laughing.

"Do you know any funny jokes?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 13, 2014, 02:39:56 PM
Just because you see a few fins doesn't mean the water is "shark-infested"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 13, 2014, 07:36:47 PM
"That doesn't look like any camera I've ever seen before..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on January 14, 2014, 03:08:09 AM
"Corn Hole!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 15, 2014, 01:05:13 AM
"I'm on fire!"
"No, IM NOT SINGING STUPID LYRICS!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 15, 2014, 03:56:02 PM
"I can't believe I finally about to stage dive"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on January 16, 2014, 01:45:16 PM
"Don't worry, I'm a scientist"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 16, 2014, 03:59:52 PM
"OK I have the jumper cables, do I just clamp them onto...?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 16, 2014, 11:07:29 PM
"Lets eat fireworks!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on January 17, 2014, 02:04:18 AM
It doesn't look that deep!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 17, 2014, 02:21:36 AM
"It can't be that dangerous"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on January 17, 2014, 04:54:32 AM
Just a motorcycle is boring... Lets add fireworks
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 17, 2014, 10:18:59 PM
"We've got plenty of fuel, don't worry"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 17, 2014, 10:49:19 PM
I got a new bike!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on January 18, 2014, 01:58:22 AM
"NOOO, you light the stick of dynamite as so."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 20, 2014, 10:25:53 AM
"Would you mind pointing that the other way?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 20, 2014, 10:32:00 AM
"You fight me!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 21, 2014, 12:54:20 PM
"I'm sure he's gonna swerve first"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 24, 2014, 06:16:31 AM
Ill go first!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 25, 2014, 01:16:51 PM
"I just have this one atomic cookie, let's split it"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on January 25, 2014, 02:06:33 PM
"The only thing I can be sure of is that a new adventure begins when this old one ends."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 25, 2014, 04:36:18 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, lets eat some H2O2
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NekoPrincessAmaya on January 25, 2014, 08:05:36 PM
My last words would be


It seems that i can finnally be free from this worlds pain, please dont forget me i know you think as me as a freak but please never forget me
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on January 25, 2014, 08:27:53 PM
Mine will be "Whoops I died..."

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on January 25, 2014, 08:28:51 PM
"I think I smell gas"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 26, 2014, 12:03:41 PM
"Iocane powder, I'd bet my life on it"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HankTOBA on February 04, 2014, 04:48:28 AM
And who said that I shouldn't have put salt on the KFC?

#### you! I used your credit card!

I gave it all to charity...now you can't have any!

You thought that was chicken! It was your hamster!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on February 04, 2014, 05:00:50 AM
It was the cheese!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on February 04, 2014, 05:56:19 AM
Hey are you that one guy... on the wanted poster
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: foxyboxes on February 04, 2014, 11:33:25 PM
"Bury me at make out creek."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on February 04, 2014, 11:48:52 PM
High five bro. kamikaze!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on February 05, 2014, 01:52:16 AM
There is no ice
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 05, 2014, 09:50:42 AM
"Bury me at make out creek."

Awesome!

"Turn it up to 11"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 05, 2014, 10:17:48 AM
"ok, so I'm just supposed to sit in here, wait for the water to heat up, and ignore the guy peeling vegetables over there?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 05, 2014, 10:28:42 AM
"why are the jungle drums speeding up?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 05, 2014, 01:19:16 PM
I am invincible!
(http://www.theninemuses.net/pics/boris20.jpg)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 05, 2014, 02:29:35 PM
"Let's cross the streams"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on February 05, 2014, 02:30:00 PM
Make sure to keep your arms and legs INSIDE the carriage at all times, otherwise the friendly neiborhood lion will amputate them.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 06, 2014, 06:47:21 AM
Careful with that axe Eugene!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 06, 2014, 12:16:51 PM
Pfft, It's only a butter knife...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 06, 2014, 12:22:39 PM
That's not a knife, this is a knife!  >:3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 06, 2014, 12:28:55 PM
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aconitum on February 06, 2014, 12:47:11 PM
Justin Bieber looks like my little sister.

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 06, 2014, 12:53:06 PM
LOL, that's what Miley said:  http://zwingliusredivivus.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/ad_125437910.jpg%3Fw%3D455%26h%3D358 (http://zwingliusredivivus.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/ad_125437910.jpg%3Fw%3D455%26h%3D358)


Last words: And now, goodnight.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on February 06, 2014, 04:20:42 PM
Now, How do I stop the bleeding again?
*Spurts*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 07, 2014, 12:55:35 PM
I am an eagle, watch me soaring!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 07, 2014, 05:54:41 PM
"Careful with the pepper, it's getting in my nose!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cyril on February 09, 2014, 04:09:22 AM
"I'll be right back."

"Over here, stupid!"

"Goodbye."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 09, 2014, 07:31:13 AM
Watch! I can catch a bullet with my teeth :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on February 09, 2014, 03:12:13 PM
"UH! Bullets! MY ONLY WEAKNESS"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on February 09, 2014, 05:22:13 PM
QUICK THE MEDGUN!
*Explodes* BLEAH NOT THE DEATHGUn
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 10, 2014, 12:11:59 PM
"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 10, 2014, 12:52:56 PM
"I said you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 13, 2014, 10:07:16 PM
Watch this *cough* on the News, *Cough, groan* re-live my awesome... sssstory........
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 13, 2014, 10:16:19 PM
Everyone knows zombies aren't real :P
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 13, 2014, 10:17:22 PM
What does a taxidermist do anyway?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 14, 2014, 11:03:54 AM
"This bath is good but I'd like some toast..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on February 15, 2014, 12:45:12 PM
"OH NO! A pebble got stuck in the electrical outlet, I'll just use this metal knife to clear that right up!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 16, 2014, 09:33:06 AM
"THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on February 16, 2014, 03:55:49 PM
"Maybe I should cut... the green wire..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 16, 2014, 07:20:45 PM
This is probably against the rules, but it doesn't really cut it any other way x-x
(http://www.decibelmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/turisas-full-572x858.jpg)
"He followed me home.. Can I please keep him? :'3"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on February 18, 2014, 12:41:36 AM
" I Wonder what THIS button does! "
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 18, 2014, 03:59:50 AM
You're a cliché victor van doolin!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on February 18, 2014, 04:38:51 AM
Lets make a dry ice bomb.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ANormalKitty on February 18, 2014, 02:56:34 PM
"I've never really liked naps, so I'll probably not like being dead"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 18, 2014, 07:44:41 PM
Must suck to die form a heart attack
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 20, 2014, 11:49:42 AM
"OK, so auto-pilot will take us from here right?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 20, 2014, 11:55:32 AM
"You can't kill me!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 21, 2014, 08:50:22 PM
Alot of guys have been going lately, I wonder why... *Die* X__X
                                                                                   U
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Solntse on March 06, 2014, 04:16:43 AM
I hope Satan has my room ready.
I trapped a demon in this house, so whatever you do don't open the  *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on March 06, 2014, 04:25:29 AM
"Victory or Sovngarde!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on March 06, 2014, 05:31:37 AM
Im not insane....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: KaneQuicktail on March 08, 2014, 01:45:50 AM
There's a million dollars in....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on March 08, 2014, 11:28:08 AM
This guillotine is definitely fake.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Seyka on March 10, 2014, 09:16:30 PM
I spent my life knowing this would happen, now i will spend my death knowing it has happened, and can only get better... (Optimist way of thinking)

I spent my life affraid of death, know it came, and i dont want to be depressed forever with my lost... even though i know you will (???? way of thinking)

Dont feel sorry for me, since you will die too at one point (negative way of thinking)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on March 11, 2014, 05:31:36 AM
-let me not be remembered as a monster, for the real evil lurks within every one of us.-




Funny one!
-is there a Facebook status for 'Dead?'-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 11, 2014, 12:39:45 PM
-Don't let your Mother find what's under the mattress-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 11, 2014, 04:09:26 PM
"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than y.. AAARRGGGHHH!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: FurryJason100 on March 17, 2014, 04:51:31 AM
"I don't want to go."  :'(  (Whovian reference)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on March 17, 2014, 06:46:56 AM
It's over.. nine..... thou- CHKAGH  *die*


What does the fox- *BOOM*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 17, 2014, 04:39:31 PM
Trust me I am a pro at this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on March 17, 2014, 08:38:48 PM
I wanna play a game...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 17, 2014, 08:43:02 PM
I am going to join this game....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on March 17, 2014, 10:37:08 PM
We're playing a game...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 18, 2014, 04:11:02 PM
Stay Golden you guys, Stay Golden
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on March 18, 2014, 10:06:44 PM
Don't you, forget about me... Don't-Don't-Don't- don't you... Forget about m- *O NOES! I IS DED!*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Charlie on March 18, 2014, 11:30:28 PM
Burn my STUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFF!!!!!! *Slowly decreases in volume*


 0:)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 18, 2014, 11:33:14 PM
I think the ice is thick enough
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Charlie on March 18, 2014, 11:35:49 PM
Don't worry red buttons never hurt.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: BakaFawkes on March 19, 2014, 04:30:38 AM
Hey everyone, I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! YAAAAAAA-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 19, 2014, 03:58:22 PM
"Son I think it's time I told you the truth. I'm the one who took your... toothbrush"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 20, 2014, 01:47:06 AM
"I am sure the rope will hold as we climb down"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tyga on March 20, 2014, 01:52:15 AM
Hold my beer and watch this...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 20, 2014, 01:58:36 AM
Oh I can handle a little alcohol
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on March 20, 2014, 02:05:04 AM
"I got this..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: <.< No one >.> on March 20, 2014, 08:30:45 AM
"When I die... I want to be a screen saver *DED*"

Then the crowd around me pulls out their cameras and start snapping away :P
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tyga on March 20, 2014, 08:59:50 AM
nonono its the blue wire...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on March 20, 2014, 01:58:33 PM
Blue, no YELLOooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 25, 2014, 06:07:57 AM
I think it is cooked enough... I mean it is only pork
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Drakos on March 26, 2014, 02:55:10 AM
What's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Luggz on March 26, 2014, 05:15:13 AM
I have a great idea!

Watch this!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Drakos on March 26, 2014, 08:37:06 PM
Oh, I almost forgot to ask....how's....-dead-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 27, 2014, 02:51:59 PM
I will miss you all.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on March 29, 2014, 05:40:18 AM
This botox poison won't do a thing if I drink it.


Just watch.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: KaneQuicktail on March 29, 2014, 12:56:33 PM
Hey, look what I can do!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Colioli4 on March 29, 2014, 09:59:06 PM
To the stars, and beyond!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Drakos on March 29, 2014, 10:30:42 PM
But I was just getting started!....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on March 30, 2014, 10:33:34 AM
"Oh... so I was not supposed to press that button..."

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: <.< No one >.> on April 05, 2014, 08:06:05 AM
Morons! You all know those rumors about Pop rocks and Soda isn't true right?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on April 07, 2014, 01:15:10 AM
I am sure the patch I made on the parachute is good enough
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Razielll on April 07, 2014, 02:23:49 AM
This isnt over...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on April 07, 2014, 04:56:59 AM
I think it is bullet proof
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: OriontheFox on April 07, 2014, 08:02:18 PM
Really guys? You think this snake will hurt us?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thalion on April 07, 2014, 08:09:50 PM
We're not getting any younger!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 08, 2014, 06:27:40 PM
If you strike me down I shall become m...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: OriontheFox on April 08, 2014, 09:53:36 PM
Aw man! It didn't work!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thalion on April 09, 2014, 02:19:52 AM
We're almost there!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: OriontheFox on April 09, 2014, 02:48:14 AM
Here we go!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thalion on April 09, 2014, 07:49:14 AM
Oh look a penny!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: hdrgn on April 10, 2014, 08:13:22 AM
Did you say there was a bomb in the trunk of the car? *boom*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HankTOBA on April 22, 2014, 03:34:53 AM
How hard can it be?!
Y'know I saw Jeremy Clarksen do it once, it must be a great idea!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on April 22, 2014, 10:28:18 AM
"Don't try this at home"?
Challenge accepted.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tyga on April 22, 2014, 10:31:35 AM
"I wonder what would happen if I poked anoni with a sharp stick"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on April 22, 2014, 10:36:37 AM
"I wonder what would happen if I poked myself with a sharp stick"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on April 22, 2014, 10:47:23 AM
"Screw this, I'm out!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on April 22, 2014, 11:33:18 AM
"look, they're just blanks"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 23, 2014, 01:17:26 AM
See, I told you it was safe!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Fuyutsuki on April 23, 2014, 04:54:03 AM
"I always meant to tell you, the treasure is buried at..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Colioli4 on April 23, 2014, 04:20:22 PM
"Yeah... I always meant to tell you... I'm colourblind..." (explosion)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on April 23, 2014, 05:55:54 PM
*looks down at shot in chest* its ok... I cant die *falls over*

"Yeah... I always meant to tell you... I'm colourblind..." (explosion)
((I am really color blind and I feel like I will be in one of those situations one day))
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Colioli4 on April 23, 2014, 08:01:36 PM
*looks down at shot in chest* its ok... I cant die *falls over*

"Yeah... I always meant to tell you... I'm colourblind..." (explosion)
((I am really color blind and I feel like I will be in one of those situations one day))

((Let's hope it will not come that far...  :o))

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No, it is A FREAKING ASTROID RUN FOR YOUR... (Explosion)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 24, 2014, 05:24:42 AM
I have the answer! I Know their weakness! *Instant Death Crush*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on April 25, 2014, 04:59:28 AM
Y'all ain't gonna believe this s$&t.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: hdrgn on April 25, 2014, 05:03:36 AM
Wow, cyanide tastes great  :D ......wait...... cyanide?  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 25, 2014, 05:23:47 AM
I think... I think i'm cold
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on April 27, 2014, 03:54:10 AM
I see a beautiful field of flower at the end of a tunnel
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on April 27, 2014, 03:58:22 AM
Naaaaah, this food is safe.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on April 27, 2014, 05:36:50 AM
Oh my...
a bunch of flashy buttons...
they look REALLY dangerous and i shouldn't press them....




* Smashes the buttons wildly *
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: hdrgn on April 27, 2014, 06:10:38 AM
Cut the blue then the red? or the purple then the red then the blue? oh whatever i will just cut them all *cuts wires*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on April 27, 2014, 08:36:29 AM
Up up down down left right left right.... B A..... SHIIIIT
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 27, 2014, 03:32:29 PM
No wait, let me explai...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on April 27, 2014, 05:35:40 PM
I said turn left... I SAID TURN LEFT!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on April 27, 2014, 05:41:35 PM
How can this day get any worse?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on April 27, 2014, 05:56:44 PM
Hey, guys, watch me test out my Bigfoot trap!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 27, 2014, 08:28:21 PM
I've been sold to Disney  D:
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on April 27, 2014, 10:05:50 PM
This job as the royal taster really isn't that bad :)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 05, 2014, 03:30:21 PM
Though I am about to die of massive internal injuries caused by a spike of frozen human waste falling from a plane... it still makes a better love story than Twilight.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on May 07, 2014, 04:11:03 AM
^greatest ever^

I regret nothing... well maybe betting my life
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 08, 2014, 02:38:19 AM
I'm Batman
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on May 08, 2014, 04:43:20 PM
Don't let your mother find what's under my bed!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Salix on May 10, 2014, 08:07:42 PM
1) That looks safe enough.
2) Wanna go lick some bright-colored toads?
3) Ow.
4) I'll be right back...
5) Zelda is your...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on May 24, 2014, 07:09:40 AM
When you see me, you'll shit bricks!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on June 02, 2014, 03:04:03 AM
Look to the sky before you die, It's the last time you will. Oh hey, a meteor about to crush me!
(Guess the band and Lyrics?)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on June 08, 2014, 11:47:57 PM
the number nine
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on June 09, 2014, 01:30:11 AM
You need to find four!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rainor on June 09, 2014, 01:32:20 AM
Mine would be "Goodbye old friend" because I'm a huge X-Men fan or "I'm with you till the end of the line"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on June 09, 2014, 01:51:01 AM
what do you mean it started to move!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on June 09, 2014, 02:49:02 AM
"That's... that's meant to be there... right doc?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on June 09, 2014, 02:57:58 AM
TIMBER...*crushed by tree*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Elisif on June 09, 2014, 12:57:11 PM
Before I die I just... I just wanted to say that... that...

*dies, causing huge suspense*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 09, 2014, 05:35:59 PM
"The truth is I'm really the Dread Pirate Roberts"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on June 09, 2014, 10:58:44 PM
What if I told you I'm a figment of your imagination?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Elisif on June 09, 2014, 11:03:52 PM
Oatmeal cookies..... Are.... Are evil...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JYNXthefox on June 11, 2014, 01:40:33 AM
i got one " LEEROYYYY JANGKINS"  XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: aperson1 on June 15, 2014, 02:04:15 AM
"Man, life is overrated." *dies* *suddenly becomes alive again* "also I was the one who ate all your cookies." *dies again*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Elisif on June 15, 2014, 02:02:00 PM
Dear diary, I shall now kill myself
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 16, 2014, 10:41:07 PM
Got any grapes?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on June 18, 2014, 07:28:55 AM
*walks through desert* *hears a click* "awww man" *explodes*

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cyril on June 18, 2014, 10:02:33 AM
Get out of my way!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Elisif on June 18, 2014, 12:42:22 PM
NO DONT LOOK AT ME! ILL DISA-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: juliet on June 18, 2014, 02:29:20 PM
It can't be that hard.


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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 21, 2014, 07:47:46 PM
That'll never fit! D=
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SadDubwool on June 21, 2014, 09:56:01 PM
This is charlie whisper 40 tango drawing in air su-OH JESUS IM GOING DOWN IM GOING DOWN AHHHHHHH-*Boom*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zephyr on June 22, 2014, 01:09:01 AM
Meh, what's the worst that could happen? ^_^


*dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cifero Windtail on June 22, 2014, 02:23:33 AM
i got one " LEEROYYYY JANGKINS"  XD


(JENKINS :p)


*going over a waterfall*SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*splash*

[LATER..]

*surfaces* -IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!! *dies from screaming too long* (Anyone get the reference? Minus the death?)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Luggz on June 22, 2014, 11:12:43 AM
I can do that! Here, hold my beer.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Elisif on June 22, 2014, 11:35:40 AM
*Sets beer down*

Oh yeah? I can do better
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on June 23, 2014, 11:16:39 AM
"I know it'll work! I mean, it's never been done before or anything, but I'm sure it will!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Elisif on June 23, 2014, 12:30:20 PM
Strongest bottle of alcohol eh? I can handle that
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zephyr on June 23, 2014, 03:47:13 PM
Trust me, im a professional!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cifero Windtail on June 23, 2014, 04:17:38 PM
.... Rose.... Bud.....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Elisif on June 24, 2014, 12:38:41 PM
Aww crap... You're gonna leave me in the pc and forget aren't ya?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zephyr on June 25, 2014, 12:09:46 AM
Oh?


I wonder what this button does?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on June 27, 2014, 03:14:56 PM
"Uuuugggghhhh.... But I don't WANT to."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SadDubwool on June 27, 2014, 03:19:51 PM
"FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Dies*" ,"You IDIOT YOU PUT A NUKE IN THE OVE-*Boom*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 03, 2014, 02:28:08 PM
"This should just take a few minutes"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zephyr on July 03, 2014, 02:31:34 PM
Huh...
Is this thing loaded?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: aperson1 on July 06, 2014, 04:02:20 PM
"Don't worry, it's not loaded" -Terry Kath, 1978
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on July 06, 2014, 07:13:46 PM
"Oh don't worry, they're just blanks!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on July 06, 2014, 07:17:08 PM
"beautiful... just beautiful"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on July 07, 2014, 12:56:50 AM
My name... is really *cough* ....Rkkkggghhh... Coach
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on July 12, 2014, 01:32:49 PM
*jumps in hole* I thought you said there was water at the bottom *voice fades followed by a splat*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on July 13, 2014, 05:37:29 PM
"Forinthry shall rise again!!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: <.< No one >.> on July 15, 2014, 03:43:14 AM
"Well, geuss it's time to cash in"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on July 22, 2014, 05:28:54 AM

The best way is, to not look at me as aperaon, but as a target.
Did the same to my dogs. R.I.P.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thalion on July 29, 2014, 05:32:41 PM
Geronimo! :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on July 30, 2014, 12:45:23 PM
Owch !
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on July 30, 2014, 01:42:55 PM
"Why, Master? Why?!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on July 30, 2014, 01:50:11 PM
"We don't need the envirosuits, the atmosphere is breathabl..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on July 30, 2014, 01:53:07 PM
"You -DARE- attack a god?!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on July 30, 2014, 02:30:19 PM
"ASSIMILATE THIS!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: aperson1 on July 30, 2014, 05:26:11 PM
"But maybe it's a nice zombie..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on July 31, 2014, 06:23:13 AM
"You just have to pretend to be a zombie and they won't come after you, watch"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SadDubwool on July 31, 2014, 06:46:43 AM
*Star war's music*"I WILL DEAFEAT YOU DARTH-*Get's decapitated*"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cyril on August 04, 2014, 09:20:46 PM
"I need more time!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on August 04, 2014, 10:57:44 PM
"SILENCE!!! -I- decide!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on August 07, 2014, 01:13:53 AM
"Its your turn now"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: alpha wolf on August 07, 2014, 01:45:53 AM
GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShiroTenshiRyu on August 07, 2014, 02:45:13 PM
"Veronica I...."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on August 07, 2014, 09:57:47 PM
"Fall tale mercy"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Luggz on August 09, 2014, 10:39:56 AM
"You don't need protective clothing when using power tools!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShilaSiku on August 09, 2014, 02:46:06 PM
that was easy
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on August 10, 2014, 12:36:13 AM
"Why is "One-winged angel" playing all of a sudden?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on August 10, 2014, 04:54:23 AM
"Dude c'mon we'll be Youtube famous!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Caesium Iodide on August 10, 2014, 05:55:23 AM
"Dude c'mon we'll be Youtube famous!"


Children of Poseidon is the only thing I thought of when you said that.




[size=78%]"Hey, I found this bear and it's sleeping so I think we should go [/size]vandalize its cave."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on August 11, 2014, 10:44:07 AM
"Do it for the vine"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: aperson1 on August 11, 2014, 03:41:41 PM
"" :P
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SadDubwool on August 12, 2014, 01:08:46 AM
"Oh hey i giant saw....*Slips on a puddle* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShilaSiku on August 13, 2014, 08:33:05 PM
I wonder what this timer is for... I hope it is cookies *BOOM!*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on August 27, 2014, 02:53:21 AM
Good try, I bet that was a warning shot!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: saph the sergal on August 27, 2014, 02:55:21 AM
thank you for your order
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on August 28, 2014, 09:17:43 AM
There's a higher chance of getting killed by a falling piano than
...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShilaSiku on August 29, 2014, 03:33:08 PM
Zombies are people too
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on August 29, 2014, 03:33:59 PM
Leather face looks friendly.
Title: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on August 29, 2014, 03:54:45 PM
"Save yourself kid... Save your-URK!"


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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Shing Softbrush on September 01, 2014, 07:52:14 AM
1.There must always be a Lich King
2.Be sure to feed them bacon
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Crystali on September 02, 2014, 07:24:44 PM
cya at the other side lol  ;) AND REMEMBER THT *urk*  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on September 03, 2014, 08:26:16 AM
Theres absolutely nothing wrong with the 100's of bacteria in this water
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: aperson1 on September 06, 2014, 03:13:43 PM
Theres absolutely nothing wrong with the 100's of bacteria in this water

If you knew how much bacteria is in the average ocean or lake, you likely wouldn't want to go swimming. Ever again.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SadDubwool on September 06, 2014, 03:33:18 PM
Bacteria is in almost everything..on everything  IS EVERYTHING!!!




BACTERIA IS LOVE-BACTERIA IS LIFE


*Expoldes from Bacteriaception*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on September 06, 2014, 07:09:57 PM
Don't be too happy with the sugar in the coffee!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on September 06, 2014, 10:53:28 PM
Fine, i'll do a Barrel Roll.

^ Has no relation to you buddy heh heh ^
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on September 07, 2014, 01:37:27 AM
What's this do?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ulfur on September 08, 2014, 03:55:03 PM
This is why I don't go into dark unfamiliar places.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on September 11, 2014, 01:36:06 AM
You will never catch me alive!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Crystali on September 13, 2014, 08:27:03 AM
i used to be an adventurer like you but then...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on September 13, 2014, 09:39:26 AM
"Arrows"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thalion on September 17, 2014, 02:02:30 PM

Luffy says it best for me!

http://youtu.be/JsoRLfo_eys (http://youtu.be/JsoRLfo_eys)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on September 17, 2014, 02:47:11 PM
Its yellow and when you get it into your eye You'll be dead


(http://images.raiworld.com/image.svc/route/trein-720.jpg)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on September 21, 2014, 11:34:28 PM
what antidote?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 22, 2014, 06:17:04 PM
I don't always eat Mentos but when I do I wash them down with coke.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on September 22, 2014, 09:28:25 PM
I'm telling you, this is not break-away glass; just watch!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thalion on September 23, 2014, 07:05:44 PM
WHEEEEEEE! :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on September 24, 2014, 08:48:57 AM
Oh f**k it's a bus
Gets run over by a bus


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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on September 24, 2014, 09:01:51 PM
looking into the barrel of a gun couldn't possibly be dangerous
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HunterShaddCraii on September 24, 2014, 10:02:32 PM
What happens when I do this?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on September 24, 2014, 11:29:06 PM

What happens when I do this?
All I can think of in response to this is death by science. Most probably chemistry


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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 25, 2014, 05:42:29 AM
first class of Humanities, walk into room and find a pile of dog shit, about 2 cups worth.

I have found the best last words ever!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on September 25, 2014, 03:52:41 PM
Eureka!
(I wonder what happened)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on September 25, 2014, 07:56:07 PM
0010 1010 is the answer!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on September 26, 2014, 01:54:48 AM
I can definitely jump 20ft and survive
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 26, 2014, 10:24:15 AM
One simply walks into Mordor...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thalion on October 02, 2014, 07:48:25 PM
This is what my phantoms wanted
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on October 02, 2014, 08:07:09 PM
*jumps behind a criminal*
I'M BATMAN!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on October 02, 2014, 08:16:59 PM
*sees his actual fursona but less human and more animal mentally*
Aakor?


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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on October 02, 2014, 09:28:33 PM
Cyanide is perfectly safe, just watch
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on October 02, 2014, 09:31:50 PM
I don't want to live on this world anymore.
*flys off and gets hit by a commit*


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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on October 02, 2014, 09:39:49 PM
And you thought I was going to die, Hahaha!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on October 02, 2014, 09:43:50 PM
I am invincible!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on October 07, 2014, 05:06:38 AM
I'm telling you, it's not loaded!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on October 07, 2014, 05:11:18 AM
Spare me no mercy. Make it feel so bad its euphoric.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 08, 2014, 11:29:25 AM
Even you can't stop me now Batman!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 08, 2014, 03:23:53 PM
I can't tell which ones red or green because they're all greeeeeey!
(Colorblind dog joke lol)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alex_Mclean on October 08, 2014, 07:35:40 PM
No, it's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on October 08, 2014, 08:59:22 PM
Russian roulette is perfectly harmless
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on October 09, 2014, 10:45:33 PM
Delete my browser history......XD jk I would say, "help my music grow"  ^_^
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 10, 2014, 11:28:56 AM
I shouldn't have bought the cheap one!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Xoury on October 10, 2014, 02:44:14 PM
"That's weird" he said in a confused voice as he blankly stared at whatever the hell was in front of him.


*whatever the hell being a thing that is doing something anomalous
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on October 10, 2014, 05:21:11 PM
Not again...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on October 10, 2014, 09:01:33 PM
Don't worry, I've been doing this for a few years so I'll be- *Splat*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 16, 2014, 03:01:00 PM
HE'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!  D:
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: saph the sergal on October 17, 2014, 12:04:01 PM
damit anoni not agai
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 17, 2014, 12:37:38 PM
What? My names Naismith... Why?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 17, 2014, 01:19:12 PM
Is this map in miles or kilometres?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on October 19, 2014, 10:02:20 PM
I'm telling you I can jump the grand canyon in this car
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on October 20, 2014, 08:05:39 PM
So what do I win?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Mittens on October 20, 2014, 09:49:44 PM
I hope you weren't expecting anything in my will, I'm broke.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on October 20, 2014, 10:45:54 PM
I'll be fine.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on October 20, 2014, 10:46:31 PM
Don't worry I'm safe!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on October 21, 2014, 12:14:02 AM
Does it smell like chloroform to you?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Mittens on October 21, 2014, 12:24:31 AM
Listen here, I have left my life's fortune in a 4 digit combination safe. The code is 2-7-8 *dies a troll*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Na-Senpai on October 21, 2014, 02:01:36 PM
Hopefully I am surrounded by my loved ones and get a chance to spread these words.
1. " All these memories I've had. All the memories I've shared. This to be my final moment in life. I'm glad to have them here once more to reflect on."
2. "Many things I regretted  in my life. But I spent most of it looking up and never down. Always have a chin up even in your final hour."
 
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Katarrah on October 21, 2014, 02:50:57 PM
"Don't worry about me! I'll be back to haunt you in no time."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on October 21, 2014, 03:08:16 PM
I would say something cryptic and ambiguous like:
"If we burn we will find water, if we drown we will be find warmth and if we do both the first candle will be extinguished and we will be welcomed into the white room, where our questions will be answered."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 26, 2014, 10:18:06 PM
"I didn't even eat the mousse"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Hycanith on October 27, 2014, 02:27:58 PM
"Bang."

(Reference, reference, REFERENCE!)


PS: see you space cowboy.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on October 27, 2014, 02:50:58 PM
^Bebop til you drop!


"I'm Batman!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on November 01, 2014, 12:18:37 PM
Were on a budget so either take the viagra or tylenol.
(Red pill, Blue pill reference)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cayden on November 01, 2014, 12:22:37 PM
"Nonesense! This is the perfect place for a holiday home! I think the cliff goes on much fartheeeeeeeee-..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 01, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
"S-s*ka!" Yes. I'd curse at them in Russian.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 01, 2014, 03:10:38 PM
Don't worry, the bleeding will stop soon
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zephyr on November 01, 2014, 03:18:24 PM
What are you gonna do? Stab me?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 01, 2014, 05:08:24 PM
"Pfah. I'm perfectly safe up here! No way that pseudogiant's shockwave can get me!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 02, 2014, 07:58:33 PM
See ya shortly!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ulfur on November 02, 2014, 08:00:56 PM
I think we lost them
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 02, 2014, 09:47:01 PM
Let's have a My Little Cthulhu convention!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 02, 2014, 09:53:31 PM
"I will see you on the otter side."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 02, 2014, 09:55:46 PM
"Uh... No. There's no snipers."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on November 03, 2014, 02:07:24 AM
I was not made to make sense!!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 03, 2014, 05:18:27 PM
"Eureka I've d..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 03, 2014, 05:27:03 PM
"Brain scorcher? What's that?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on November 05, 2014, 10:10:20 PM
This laser is not deadly at all!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Hycanith on November 08, 2014, 03:29:38 PM
*Sorry if this one has already been said*

"Don't worry guys, it's a dud!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 08, 2014, 05:23:27 PM
"Pfeh... They're just bandits! It's not like they'll do anything!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on November 08, 2014, 05:32:35 PM
"You and what army?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on November 08, 2014, 07:03:33 PM
"Hehe... You're cute!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on November 09, 2014, 04:28:51 AM
Pffft, I'll just respawn.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dax Declan on November 13, 2014, 04:03:30 AM
"Watch this!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: AndrewZeCat on November 18, 2014, 08:53:01 PM
"I don't have to unplug the power to the computer. I am just gonna put back this hard drive."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SilverSolstive on November 20, 2014, 11:03:39 PM
1.Hey, what does this button do?
2.Mother, is that you?
3.I can't die like this!
4.I don't do death.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SerebroVolk on November 21, 2014, 09:21:44 PM
(if its death by firing squad)
"any last requests?
"yeah a bulletproof vest?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on November 22, 2014, 01:53:22 AM
I'm sorry for everything
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on November 22, 2014, 05:47:53 AM
^ You made me feel ^


This quicksand is SLOOOW
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SerebroVolk on November 22, 2014, 11:33:42 PM
to quote gary larson
"who let this clown in here?!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Peanut B. Rawket on November 25, 2014, 12:19:34 AM
THIS. IS. Poland.


* Holefalling sounds *
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on November 30, 2014, 02:58:48 AM
Freedom
This isn't over
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on November 30, 2014, 12:00:20 PM
Stay happy my friends, just stay happy...

*Falling over a cliff*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 01, 2014, 04:56:24 AM
Im sure these bugs are just friendly... They didn't attack earth for nothing!

*Giant Wasp stings me.. * Fatality! Wasp wins!



Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on December 01, 2014, 08:54:37 AM
Wait no dude, I am not immortal, no plea...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MarcatTheCat on December 02, 2014, 04:51:40 AM
"dude, hold my beer, lemme show you something awesome I can do."
"The money is in the..." *dies*
"Nah, I've done this a billion times before. I know what I'm doing."
"round-winning kill!"

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on December 02, 2014, 09:15:14 AM
Oh snap, I arh I *Dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: AndrewZeCat on December 03, 2014, 12:31:46 PM
Don't worry, I know how to catch and not get bitten by a snake. I have been watching animal planet.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 06, 2014, 09:21:32 AM
Got any last words? Say it...  "Bang"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 07, 2014, 07:21:43 PM
"Typical narrow-minded Jedi"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on December 08, 2014, 08:38:00 AM
"Please no. don't kill me I am too cute to die... Arrrhhh *Dies*"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on December 08, 2014, 09:16:07 PM

during a spelling bee on the seventh floor:

"D-E-F-I-N-I-S-T-R-A-T-A-O-N  Defenestration"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 23, 2014, 03:31:36 PM
^lol


"I'm sure the gas is turned off"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 24, 2014, 03:49:55 PM
It's not the fall that gets you. It's when you hit-..........
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on December 25, 2014, 03:53:50 AM
Arh this doesn't taste like soda...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 25, 2014, 05:35:41 AM
Hit me baby, One more time!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on December 25, 2014, 08:19:15 AM
"How nice of you to invite me over for dinner"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 25, 2014, 03:12:16 PM
"Now watch as I upload my consciousness to this computer network"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: PEFA Harker on December 25, 2014, 03:18:35 PM

"Workers,*gasp*,of,the,*gasp*,world,uni...te!""Again, DO NOT touch the lever when I'm-"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 25, 2014, 05:15:35 PM
"Here, take the wheel, I just have to send this text..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on December 26, 2014, 02:05:56 AM
Please don't kill me, i am too cute to die, ...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MarcatTheCat on December 26, 2014, 03:53:58 AM
"you work the pedals, I get the wheel!"

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SadDubwool on December 26, 2014, 03:56:40 AM
"Dead space man! put that syringe in my eye!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MarcatTheCat on December 26, 2014, 04:07:21 AM
isn't it like, a drill? I mean, in dead space 2

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on December 26, 2014, 06:08:21 PM
((It's a syringe.))

"I AM LINECAT! DO NOT MAR ME!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 26, 2014, 09:13:13 PM
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on December 27, 2014, 03:16:41 AM
I eat pain.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on December 27, 2014, 03:44:03 PM
Se you all very soon
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 29, 2014, 05:24:29 AM
"I don't care! I have to wash my hands!"




(.... at this rate, those are gonna be my last words... >->)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MarcatTheCat on December 29, 2014, 05:49:33 AM
I told you I was sick

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 30, 2014, 06:49:57 AM
"SAFETY TORCH! Put it in your gas ta-"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 30, 2014, 02:22:10 PM
"Just don't let Tim Burton direct my bio-pic..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ori on January 01, 2015, 06:54:03 PM
UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE I think my heart lost the beat

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 01, 2015, 07:24:32 PM
"Screw you dragon!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ori on January 01, 2015, 07:48:02 PM
I'll go say hi to Hades, Thanatos, Osiris... Is that ever-*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dax Declan on January 03, 2015, 08:10:20 AM
Executioner - "any last words?"
Me - "Yes. Just. three."
Executioner *waits* "... okay. *kills me*

I hope someone gets that reference.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 03, 2015, 09:57:11 AM
Hmmm.. nothing.


I see a bird! "That's a plane dude." Why's it so big?


(And my dumb character dies) XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 03, 2015, 01:32:02 PM

Soon we'll come to the end of life's journey
And perhaps we'll never meet anymore
'Til we gather in Heaven's bright city
Far away on that beautiful shore


If we never meet again this side of Heaven
As we struggle through this world and its strife
There's another meeting place somewhere in Heaven
By the side of the river of life


Where the roses bloom forever
And where separation comes no more
If we never meet again this side of Heaven
I will meet you on that beautiful shore


All they say we shall by the river
Where no spurn clouds ever darken the sky
And they say we'll be happy in Heaven
In that wonderful sweet by and by


If we never meet again this side of Heaven
As we struggle through this world and its strife
There's another meeting place somewhere in Heaven
By the side of the river of life


Where the roses bloom forever
And where separation comes no more
If we never meet again this side of Heaven
I will meet you on that beautiful shore



Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 04, 2015, 08:56:58 PM
((Is that a song?))


And here comes the cavalry!...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on January 04, 2015, 08:58:05 PM
I shoulda eaten the Doritos!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ori on January 04, 2015, 10:50:57 PM
You were better off leaving me alive, for when we both are in heaven or heck you better start running. (Evil dying grin.)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on January 04, 2015, 11:08:04 PM
I have never in my.. L-life expected that to-h-happen ... *AARRGGHH died*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on January 06, 2015, 06:12:09 AM
Just gonna check the mail box, what could possibly go wron--
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on January 06, 2015, 04:52:21 PM
Ill have the jerk chicken
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ingvar on January 07, 2015, 11:05:15 PM
As my friend Einstein once said "God does not play dice" everything happens for a reason.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dax Declan on January 07, 2015, 11:37:10 PM
Tell my wife ... She's a terrible cook.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on January 09, 2015, 03:00:41 AM
New game last to pull his chute wins
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 09, 2015, 06:42:55 AM
That's a dumb game. IM IN
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on January 09, 2015, 09:18:46 AM
Trust me, Russian roulette totally works with a semi-auto. Only one bullet in the 15 bullet mag! Watch
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 13, 2015, 07:11:06 PM
"Can you smell something burning?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on January 13, 2015, 07:19:11 PM
What does this do
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: nixon/monto on January 16, 2015, 01:19:04 AM
"...just this once...I wanted everyone..to live. no one should die for no reason. lets hope my reason doesn't go to waste."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on January 16, 2015, 01:27:20 AM
I think its a dud
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Midnight Madness on January 16, 2015, 02:25:21 AM
"Nah, there's no way anyone would do anything that crazy with so many people around."

I have a very bad habit of accidentally jinxing things.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Neofito the Wolf on January 16, 2015, 03:49:10 AM
hey bro watch this!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 16, 2015, 03:51:39 AM
I have hugged hundreds of people with this bomb on me. You'll be fine.
That 1% chance of death.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 17, 2015, 01:53:46 PM
"I wouldn't like me when I'm angr..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on January 17, 2015, 11:38:50 PM
This is it...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on January 20, 2015, 09:22:35 PM
home work, what homework?


or


"they let me keep my spleen"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on January 20, 2015, 09:34:43 PM
"let my story live on...-dead- bleh"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 21, 2015, 03:41:44 AM
"Any last words? Any last words?!! .. Can I get a pizza?" *Blegh*  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on January 21, 2015, 03:54:00 AM
I seen it work on the internet
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on January 22, 2015, 10:50:25 AM
 I hate when that happens, Arh it doesn't matter ...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ENOJI Kengura on January 22, 2015, 03:16:06 PM
was I not supposed to drink that drink that looked like water(vodka)?....bleh x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 22, 2015, 05:32:40 PM
"Yeah... that's not my real IP address"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 23, 2015, 02:35:20 PM
"I caught one! I caught one!" splat & munch XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Past on January 23, 2015, 07:13:13 PM
"I done goofed."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on January 23, 2015, 07:14:48 PM
Its alright i took a class at the community center *goes boom*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on January 23, 2015, 09:30:30 PM
two to one, i like those odds.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rocket on January 23, 2015, 11:28:51 PM
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"
Killed by a fatal stab wound
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rattatat on January 24, 2015, 01:20:37 AM
"Chop me up small, I'd do the same to you." (Dota 2 Pudge death)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Titius on January 24, 2015, 01:26:58 AM
Only 4 words: Live well, die happy :)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on January 24, 2015, 02:50:36 AM
"it's just..."*sneeze*" a cold..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 24, 2015, 06:43:17 PM
My only regret... is that I didn't get to eat fried chicken one more time...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: GuardianofAkoron on January 26, 2015, 02:56:43 AM
You know what, **censor** it, hand me that boomerang. Gonna learn how to use this thing even if it kills me!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on January 26, 2015, 03:01:23 AM
I mean really how hard can it be it's just nuclear fusion
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 26, 2015, 03:16:43 AM
Hey, I just noticed this button I pushed says self-destruct. What does that mean?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zae on January 26, 2015, 04:31:46 AM
I want to state the obvious, like in any Shakespeare play.
"Agh! I am now dead." *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on January 26, 2015, 06:44:08 AM
Player one loses...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bayzan on February 06, 2015, 11:29:47 PM
"See you on the other side..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: GuardianofAkoron on February 07, 2015, 08:48:31 AM
Well, looks like i'm *Puts on explosive shades* Gonna die http://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY (http://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY) *Blows up*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on February 07, 2015, 11:50:22 AM
Mittie: No one deserves this.

Merloon: I have waited to do this for a long time now Mittie  >:3


Mittie: No, You ... *Dies*


Merloon: Sweet dreams Mittie.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Teiko on February 07, 2015, 01:59:45 PM
I know now why you cry, but it is something i can never do   B)


PUT THA COOKIE DOWN!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on February 07, 2015, 07:19:41 PM
today we learn about fire safety children!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on February 07, 2015, 07:20:48 PM
It's okay! I can swim!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on February 07, 2015, 07:21:46 PM
You tild me that would work LIAR
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on February 07, 2015, 07:26:34 PM
today is a good day for bird watching.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on February 07, 2015, 11:07:31 PM
Com ... plete my ... objective *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on February 07, 2015, 11:09:15 PM
I trust merloon with my life
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on February 07, 2015, 11:10:12 PM
@Kalan "That is proberly a bad idea :D"

No one survives FOREVER! *Dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Teiko on February 08, 2015, 01:18:17 AM
*Teiko gets shot by an arrow and is dying. Friend comes over to hear his final words. Teiko leans up and says, "NOT TODAY!!!"


...dies anyway*


I heard that from a comedian last night   XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 08, 2015, 01:28:53 AM
"Pah, one woof equals ten penguins, and there's only 7 of you!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on February 08, 2015, 09:49:45 AM
"You'll never take me alive coppers!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rattatat on February 10, 2015, 01:55:51 PM
Damn, I was two weeks away from retirement.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on February 10, 2015, 02:35:27 PM
happy birthday honey i bought you a treadmill and a set of new kitchen knives!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on February 10, 2015, 03:58:15 PM
cut the blue wire its always the blue wire 
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on February 10, 2015, 04:58:42 PM
no, the mine field is that way, why?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on February 11, 2015, 08:08:44 PM
Just... one... more... cookie!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: CrazyCat on February 12, 2015, 01:44:21 AM
The gold is hidden under the...
*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on February 12, 2015, 01:45:32 AM
Relax he's tame
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on February 12, 2015, 01:46:56 AM
I knew it! I knew the cake was a...
*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 14, 2015, 05:46:29 AM
Real suffering is not known
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 14, 2015, 06:11:27 AM
Hey you!!! BLONDIE!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 14, 2015, 06:12:46 AM
This gun isn't loaded, right?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 14, 2015, 07:16:55 AM
"I'm sure they're friendly"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Past on February 14, 2015, 09:59:59 AM
"I'm so gonna mess with you if I become a ghost. :3 "

(CRAZYCAT! I remember you! But you don't remember me because I changed my username since then. XD )
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 14, 2015, 02:44:38 PM
"It's OK I read about this on Wikipedia"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on February 14, 2015, 03:31:53 PM
Oh no you did not do that ...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Caesium Iodide on February 14, 2015, 03:52:10 PM
What could possibly go wrong??
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on February 14, 2015, 06:04:42 PM
"WAIT, THAT'S IT! All we need to create a theory of everything is...."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 14, 2015, 06:14:20 PM
"Quick rub off the blackboard, Anoni's coming!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on February 14, 2015, 06:24:46 PM
I forgot what was in this beaker oh well add it anyways
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 14, 2015, 07:22:57 PM
Are you sure this rollercoaster is safe?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alice stormwater on February 15, 2015, 01:29:49 AM
Of corse the sugery is safe I have the best doctors in the world.

Usaly best if your having a sexual sugery done.....

Even in death I still serve thee!

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: CrazyCat on February 15, 2015, 11:03:08 PM
Respawning in 3, 2, 1...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 15, 2015, 11:11:32 PM
This sword is really heavy...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: CrazyCat on February 15, 2015, 11:16:28 PM
ALLAHU AKBAR!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on February 15, 2015, 11:20:06 PM
Its all in the landing
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 16, 2015, 12:44:58 AM
Careful with that tray of knives, I just waxed the floor.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on February 16, 2015, 02:31:13 AM
"Pfft i think i can handle a few zombies."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 19, 2015, 04:34:15 PM
"give me the remote"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on February 19, 2015, 10:47:13 PM
"Did you just say... I'm not cute?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on February 25, 2015, 04:45:19 PM
quick the Muppet's are arresting Chopin for breaking and entering, grab a bazooka and come help!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on February 26, 2015, 09:23:40 AM
That is right miss Prower i did say you where not cute, but i did not mean it of cause, Please Don't hurt me ...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 26, 2015, 12:11:21 PM
Hi there furs!! I need a jacket before I freeze.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 26, 2015, 03:43:50 PM
This day could not get any better :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on February 26, 2015, 03:50:30 PM
most likely 




ooooooooohhhhhhhhh whee that smarts!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on February 26, 2015, 11:50:48 PM
Are you are you
Coming to the tree
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on February 26, 2015, 11:58:04 PM
That only happens in movies...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: anoni on February 27, 2015, 05:16:56 AM
I'm surprised this hasn't been a last word yet (as far as I know)


"AHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sodapon8 on February 27, 2015, 05:38:37 AM
My last word "rosebud"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 28, 2015, 01:22:51 PM
"There can be only one!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on March 01, 2015, 07:59:27 AM
It doesn't look that far of a jump.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 01, 2015, 11:50:22 AM
"Is anyone gonna eat that?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 01, 2015, 02:09:40 PM
If you think ya can than ya can
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on March 03, 2015, 11:49:40 AM
Hi, Kalan argh Nice sword :3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on March 03, 2015, 12:00:37 PM
hmm... not sure why the locals are all running away
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dubaku on March 03, 2015, 01:25:54 PM
Make sure to... *cough* make sure to record... project... runway. I will haunt you if you don't.

Dimes to Diamonds

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 05, 2015, 04:49:51 PM
"Don't...eat... the... yellow... snow!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dubaku on March 06, 2015, 06:45:48 PM
"Wax... my... weasel."

Dimes to Diamonds

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on March 06, 2015, 06:48:47 PM
That would be not so great
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on March 08, 2015, 09:48:14 PM
When I said "drop it", I didn't mean literally!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Fenox Helkiin on March 08, 2015, 10:14:55 PM
Aaahhhhh s**t.... *kaboom*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Teiko on March 09, 2015, 04:32:38 PM
Are you free tonight, or are you going to charge me?  ;) ;)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on March 12, 2015, 05:20:20 PM
"Nobody knows my plans, NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW!! MUAH HAH HAH HAH HAH..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 12, 2015, 06:39:22 PM
I fear none one cycborg or otherwise
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 12, 2015, 10:46:40 PM
*singing to staying alive*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 13, 2015, 01:27:14 AM
DON'T...TELL...MOM...she'll kill me if she knew it was me who set the house on fir...x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 13, 2015, 02:30:53 AM
I will have war
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 14, 2015, 12:03:02 AM
Hold my beer and watch this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on March 14, 2015, 12:31:14 AM
-Sings I will survive-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on March 14, 2015, 05:17:43 AM
"You wouldn't kill something so cute."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 14, 2015, 05:27:13 AM
No but I'd throw a cup of tea at something that cute
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on March 14, 2015, 05:33:51 AM
What is it with you and tea? :?

Back on topic

"Is chocolate poisoness to eevees?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 14, 2015, 06:21:18 AM
"No regets"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 14, 2015, 10:24:44 AM
"And for my most daring trick, I will open a portal to the moon!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 15, 2015, 12:42:15 AM
I have a few favourites.


"Is that a truck?"


"Don't be ridiculous. Why would a cake be poisoned?"


"Quick brain, witty last wor..."


"You won't shoot m...oh..."


"Have fun killing me, when I'm already DEAD! haha!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on March 15, 2015, 03:04:44 AM
I always thought it would be more.... explody
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 15, 2015, 03:20:55 AM
Shed not a tear for me it is i who weep for you
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cinder42 on March 15, 2015, 08:27:27 AM
"You know all those times all the chocolate and stuff went missing in the house and I swore it wasnt me? Yeah, that was me."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ChronoWolf on March 15, 2015, 08:35:52 PM
In the words of Ned Kelly: "Such is life"  :/
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NautilusWolf on March 15, 2015, 08:50:38 PM
Hit it.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Poli "Lissy" Drax on March 15, 2015, 10:22:55 PM
"Better say something inspiring."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on March 16, 2015, 01:59:57 PM
have soul must travel
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cinder42 on March 16, 2015, 05:16:02 PM
If dogs dont go to heaven, I want to go where the dogs go
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 17, 2015, 05:12:43 AM
Worst merry-go-round ever!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: drakewithout on March 17, 2015, 01:42:05 PM
you are next
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 17, 2015, 03:39:25 PM
I knew it had to be you
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 17, 2015, 08:53:36 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHICH WIRE IS RED, I'M COLOR BLIND

*picks one at random, gigantic explosion*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 17, 2015, 09:36:40 PM
"I'm on the highway to he-"

*Impaled by road sign*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 18, 2015, 03:22:45 AM
So this is how it ends i always imagined more unicyles and bears
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cinder42 on March 18, 2015, 03:27:22 AM
You dont know me!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sigah on March 18, 2015, 11:46:50 PM
"This is what I get for getting out of bed today."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on March 19, 2015, 02:40:04 AM
"Now it can't possibly get any worse."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 19, 2015, 02:43:04 AM
Well they said it couldn't e done i guess they were right
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 19, 2015, 03:43:29 AM
F**k batman!!!
Title: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on March 19, 2015, 04:32:08 AM
I thought I was invincible... They were right never make a deal with the devil, man... Bleh x-x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Angder on March 19, 2015, 10:27:09 AM
So I just fell into a vat of toxic waste... I wonder what my superpower will be!! :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 19, 2015, 10:32:55 AM
Brimstone!!!

*Killed by bomb fly*

(BOI reference :) )
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on March 19, 2015, 11:17:09 PM
Oh Fox...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 20, 2015, 07:33:56 AM
I can too!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on March 20, 2015, 10:35:57 AM
Smells like fire...


*Killed by pyromaniac*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cinder42 on March 20, 2015, 05:02:31 PM
Well this is gonna be messy....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cifero Windtail on March 21, 2015, 06:03:38 AM
I bet I could deflect a sword with my abdominals!


*messily disemboweled*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 24, 2015, 06:59:20 AM
I'm sorry I stole your squeak.
x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Oktek on March 24, 2015, 09:18:59 AM
"I'm not dying... I'm just changing form!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Soldier Blitz on March 24, 2015, 09:40:40 AM
"Clear.... My internet history...." Blitz then randomly died infront of everyone.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on March 24, 2015, 09:57:20 AM
"Honestly, there's no such thing as spontaneous combustion" *boom*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on March 24, 2015, 10:47:21 AM
@MrRazot Hahahhahah Wo Mr Eagle Eye, nice one :D

Mittie: Hold this Merloon, don't ever give it up

Merloon: Yes yes trust me :P
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 27, 2015, 04:23:31 AM
I can jump that
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on March 27, 2015, 04:36:22 PM
Psha! I can take these guys! they are nothing!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on March 27, 2015, 05:35:35 PM
It gets better.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dax Declan on March 28, 2015, 05:27:02 PM
Duck Season
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on March 28, 2015, 11:00:48 PM
Rabbit Season!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 30, 2015, 01:06:12 AM
No! Duck Season FIRE!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 30, 2015, 01:11:37 AM
Wolf season, wait oh crap
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 30, 2015, 01:13:58 AM
HA! What a moron!!! x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on March 30, 2015, 01:23:51 AM
Hes not as big as he looks
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on March 30, 2015, 06:21:01 AM
Hold on to those eggs dear

((one free belly rub to whomever gets the reference))
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 02, 2015, 07:55:11 PM
^That's so 2012




"Let's Thelma and Louise this shit!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Skael on April 03, 2015, 02:00:26 AM
Either "That's fine, I'm just gonna rot"

or "I'm not gonna rot ! Not ever ! I've eaten too much Macdonald's for that"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 03, 2015, 02:38:10 AM
^^I guess that means Trixie gets a belly rub! *I run towards her with my paws outstretched*
Come here Trixie!

OT: "I told you it wouldn't work!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Teiko on April 03, 2015, 03:03:46 AM
DAYUM giiiirl how u fittin all that in dem jeans?? XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 03, 2015, 04:01:40 AM
"Oh hi Mark"


(cookie if you get the reference)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on April 03, 2015, 04:17:17 AM
Give me a minute what was the name of it the movie thing damn I'll remember
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 03, 2015, 04:21:17 AM
^smashing last words, i how to model myself after you one day :)

Wow!  This water tastes an awful lot like bleach...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on April 03, 2015, 04:30:49 AM
THE ROOM the room Grovy where is my cookie
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 03, 2015, 04:33:39 AM
*throws a cookie to you*


GG
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on April 03, 2015, 04:47:41 AM
*Lays on my back and noms the cookie*

Thank you
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 04, 2015, 10:03:08 AM
THIS one goes HERE, THAT one goes THERE!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 04, 2015, 02:30:29 PM
No Trixsie. THAT goes THE- oh no wait...you were rig- *thud*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 05:36:41 AM
Don't look under my mattress!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on April 07, 2015, 08:13:07 AM
This coffee taste like, oh okay ...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 07, 2015, 05:22:29 PM
"I didn't get my belly rub from Furme, prepare for critical meltdown!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 07, 2015, 05:52:55 PM
"My kidneys are on fire!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 05:55:09 PM
Maybe that belly rub would be helpful?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 07, 2015, 06:26:52 PM
"I've eaten too much, don't touch my belly..." *explodes*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 07:30:56 PM
Uh-Oh...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 07, 2015, 07:40:49 PM
"OK, now write this down, I'm not gonna say it twi..."  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 08:13:02 PM
I'm sorry, but Chuck Norris is stup...x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on April 07, 2015, 08:32:05 PM
Oh ouch furme

You wouldnt stab a guy with glasses would you
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 08:45:19 PM
What is that thing falling from the sky? *stares at it*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 07, 2015, 09:20:12 PM
(That's terrible!! XD)

How bad could it be?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 08, 2015, 07:34:23 AM
Do it for the vine!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 08, 2015, 05:15:51 PM
"To be or not to be... not to be"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on April 08, 2015, 05:36:09 PM
"Hey officer what should you never say to a cop. I can't breathe"


(Why do I feel like this one might not go down well?  :S [size=78%])[/size]
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cinder42 on April 08, 2015, 09:15:03 PM
"Tell.... my sister...... I love her......... but she's a bitch....."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 09, 2015, 04:36:25 AM
Haha! What more do I have to lose!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on April 09, 2015, 04:51:13 AM
*talking to a crazy chick*

"I'm sorry but I'm breaking up with you"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on April 10, 2015, 03:49:12 AM
*Pulls pin*

What was the countdown
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 11, 2015, 08:27:53 PM
had my last words yesterday.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on April 11, 2015, 08:31:43 PM
Those who never felt death never experienced life.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dax Declan on April 23, 2015, 04:23:01 AM
*Is driving*
"Honey stop nagging me! I think I can handle a simple merge!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on April 23, 2015, 08:34:31 AM
I seen this in a movie
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Angder on April 23, 2015, 10:17:47 AM
Good news! that dead guy is not a ghost!  :D
 
He's actually a Zombie.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on April 24, 2015, 01:21:36 AM
Lets flip a coin for it!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on April 24, 2015, 01:24:52 AM
If you were gonna kill me you would have done it already

*turns my back*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on April 24, 2015, 01:00:43 PM
uh... No... no contact here. we are clear, repeat, we are clear.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on May 01, 2015, 09:18:17 AM
OMG this is awesome! Why hasn't anybody done this yet? x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: sketchyVagrant on May 07, 2015, 01:54:22 AM
* as I lay on my death bed*

I hid the *cough* three... Billion do * cough* dollars... In the... *dies*

*my ghost self proceeds to enjoy watching everyone and their brother hunt down non existent money.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on May 08, 2015, 05:39:29 AM
*Driving off cliff* I never should have listened to that TomTom
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on May 08, 2015, 09:29:10 AM
"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on May 24, 2015, 06:48:15 PM
I told you that frozen meat was expired...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on May 25, 2015, 01:53:13 AM
I am sorry world.... I am sorry
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on May 25, 2015, 02:19:47 AM
Well thats not how it worked in the movie
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaskaTheOtter on May 25, 2015, 02:40:50 AM
Inter Valhalla coated in chrome
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on May 26, 2015, 07:17:24 AM
Ok. Now lets turn around.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on May 26, 2015, 07:23:40 AM
FREEDOM
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rakisuta on May 26, 2015, 11:24:04 AM
As I leave this world, may I enter a new one.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on May 26, 2015, 12:41:39 PM
Curse you Aquaman!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on May 26, 2015, 01:52:25 PM
XD Aquaman is a joke, Lmao. The laughing stock of DC. XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on May 26, 2015, 01:55:02 PM
That's what makes my death so lame lol
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rakisuta on May 26, 2015, 04:06:19 PM
I dunnoooooooooooo, it'd be pretty cool to talk to dolphins xD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on May 26, 2015, 04:20:03 PM
I think Aquaman would have killed us by reading those XD


It's as funny as it gets, Aqualad. XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Gone forever on May 26, 2015, 04:27:07 PM
Boo Aquaman XD

OT: was that cheese or a candle I ate?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aiko Kitsune on May 27, 2015, 12:44:44 AM
T-the puppy are hi.....hidden in the.......
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on May 27, 2015, 11:27:59 PM
Some variant of, "Whoops", "Oops", "Oop", "Shit"


Or all four
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Prower on June 03, 2015, 07:42:45 PM
"Are you sure you cleaned the shotgun barrel thoroughly?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on June 03, 2015, 07:50:04 PM
My million pound emergency stash is..... Is! *dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on June 04, 2015, 07:29:41 AM
Seriously Zarco?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on June 04, 2015, 07:42:40 AM
Where... *cough* the **censor**... *cough, cough* did I put... *cough, cough* my nanobots... *cough*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NekosandWerewolves on June 05, 2015, 07:52:41 PM
1. I'm so sorry Freddy...

2. Could someone look after my daughter?

3. Resurrect me in a couple of days. Maybe 3.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aiko Kitsune on June 05, 2015, 10:09:32 PM
I should of done a barrel roll
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: JYNXthefox on June 06, 2015, 02:11:13 AM
Shhh, your going to fine, everything okay, close your eyes and look away baby, just remember...i love you.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Akyra on June 11, 2015, 02:46:04 AM
I LOVED YOU DAMIEN
dont ask
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lonewolfthesniper on June 11, 2015, 03:00:54 AM
we had one heck of  ride huh
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on June 11, 2015, 08:55:39 AM
It have been fun.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NekosandWerewolves on June 11, 2015, 02:30:15 PM
We had some funny last words, but this thread is making me weepy.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: George on July 16, 2015, 03:17:10 PM
What are you gonna do, stab me?!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Udldu on July 16, 2015, 04:27:49 PM
Goddammit... you know that... you've done enough to... kill me... stop it with the--
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: George on July 16, 2015, 04:59:50 PM
Lemme see if I can disarm it, I bet I can figure it out.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbLBS5JBV8U#)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on July 16, 2015, 05:06:57 PM
*on a building* Hey watch this, saw it on a video and he di- AHH!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Paradox on July 16, 2015, 08:37:19 PM
Favorite last words: "Hold my beer, I'm gunna try sumthin'."

Personally, I'd just sing "Highway to Hell", or perhaps use the mummy's voice and say "Death... is only the beginning."

Of course, I don't believe in an afterlife, but those jokes are extremely entertaining XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 16, 2015, 09:49:03 PM
I get hit, real bad. Some guy comes, kneels next to me. I gesturing him over, as if to whisper in his ear
I then shout, with vigor, "NOT TODAY!" and then keel over and die
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: AralyynMare on July 16, 2015, 11:22:00 PM
"If I could be with you tonight
I would sing you to sleep
Never let them take the light behind your eyes
One day I’ll lose this fight
As we fade in the dark
Just remember you will always burn as bright"
I would just slowly sing this and then just turn my head and drift off to haunt the hell outta everyone
*tears up while singing mcr*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on July 17, 2015, 06:25:08 AM
Ugh! A true saiyan sprinkles when he tinkles! Ughbleh-I'm dead-aigh~
(If anyone gets the reference XD)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 17, 2015, 06:31:53 AM
(I got that.  XD ) I would call the person over when I'm dieing and I'll be like "Deez..." And he'll be like "Deez who?" Then i'll be like "DEEZ NUTS! GOT HIM!" And I slap it in the face and then die.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on July 18, 2015, 03:05:10 AM
"Well this is a predicament"
"I regret nothing!"
Or
"I have a secret, once I ..." *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on July 18, 2015, 03:09:03 AM
"Bury me with my phone"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 18, 2015, 04:59:27 AM
"I was at your girlfriends house last night!" Dies... x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Radio on July 18, 2015, 06:50:18 AM
Fools. Everyone knows that i am the master when it comes to slathering myself in gravy  B)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on July 18, 2015, 06:52:53 AM
Me: theres some money i hid about 30, 000

Guy with me: where is it?

Me: its-its-its.....

Guy: yeah go on!?

*dies*

muahahaha
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Radio on July 18, 2015, 06:54:08 AM
I AM JACK THE RI-
*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on July 18, 2015, 08:26:39 AM
"NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zane the Fox on July 18, 2015, 10:24:12 AM
Bro....get my box out of the room before mom see it. It all of my billion dollar. The key is ..


Dead
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on July 18, 2015, 05:38:50 PM
Clear my computer history! Bleh! X-x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Udldu on July 18, 2015, 09:49:57 PM
NO! I can't *HACK* die yet... *plays Minecraft music*

Ahhhh... I'm free...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on July 18, 2015, 11:17:49 PM
"Don't worry, I've done this before"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: tengu42 on July 18, 2015, 11:32:03 PM
And this children, is a rattlesnake. You can tell by its -AAAarghh!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on July 19, 2015, 12:14:36 AM
Watch and learn noobs!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on July 19, 2015, 12:15:05 AM
im coming to haunt you first
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 19, 2015, 12:21:56 AM
"Tell my army of Ninja's.....I love them."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on July 19, 2015, 12:47:24 AM
I dont think anyone has used this yet so im gonna

Oooooo what does this button do
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 19, 2015, 01:08:35 AM
"Don't worry, the fluctuations are well within normal parameters."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on July 19, 2015, 01:19:54 AM
Hey jerk

*kicks bruce banner in the knee*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 19, 2015, 01:45:17 AM
"What did the fox say?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Khaki (on hiatus) on July 19, 2015, 02:39:54 AM
"Eh, What do you mean 'cut the red wire'? ...They all look grey to me..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zane the Fox on July 19, 2015, 06:09:10 AM
Now which way this gun to fac....BANG
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on July 19, 2015, 09:51:10 AM
Wow... Guys look it's a star!! It's getting close make a wish!! I wish that I ca-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 19, 2015, 04:53:50 PM
Say hello to my little friend! *nuke go's off.*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zane the Fox on July 21, 2015, 01:16:51 PM
 Falling to doom* FIND ME A WIFE AND TELL HER I LOVE HER
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 21, 2015, 06:49:49 PM
"My only regret...was never getting my soda."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Radio on July 21, 2015, 06:53:03 PM
Arnold Reference
"I'll be back"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on July 21, 2015, 08:25:07 PM
Yea I watched a video on YouTube on how to do it.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aiko Kitsune on July 21, 2015, 09:03:07 PM
yes the cookie was nice  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Radio on July 21, 2015, 09:05:58 PM
Look OUT!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on July 21, 2015, 09:06:40 PM
here pass me that chainsaw
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Radio on July 21, 2015, 09:08:03 PM
I'll show you how its done!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on July 21, 2015, 09:09:15 PM
hold my beer
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Radio on July 21, 2015, 09:12:44 PM
To BATTLE!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 22, 2015, 01:30:11 AM
My only regret...was never getting to second base...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Henri on July 22, 2015, 12:47:06 PM
Re spawning in 3... 2.... 1.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on July 22, 2015, 12:52:32 PM
"Man, these apples I got from Lucien LaChance sure are tasty!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zarconite on July 22, 2015, 01:11:53 PM
"Next time.. Mr fox!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 22, 2015, 08:32:19 PM
"I had the time of my life..and it was all because of you.''
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zane the Fox on July 24, 2015, 07:20:12 AM
Oh let me out of here. *Pull the lever for the sub outside door*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cial on July 24, 2015, 08:09:57 AM
"why is there a rope here*pulls* OH SHI..*gets crushed by falling elephant*"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on July 24, 2015, 01:29:48 PM
Pshhh, I'll show you how its done
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on July 24, 2015, 02:59:05 PM
Screw it im doing it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 25, 2015, 04:27:26 PM
I'm going to die...*plays the final Countdown.*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on July 25, 2015, 04:36:19 PM
I knew you were young but even then I expected....well more
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 25, 2015, 04:40:36 PM
I am...your....mother...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zane the Fox on July 25, 2015, 09:00:49 PM
I am.....your...long lost...da
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ryan Naismith on July 25, 2015, 10:54:45 PM
Aah...myla.... don't... don't let them get my rifle!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 26, 2015, 09:09:18 PM
Say hello to the devil for me...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on July 26, 2015, 09:31:14 PM
I HAVE THE POOOOOOWAAAAAAA-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on July 26, 2015, 09:47:51 PM
ayyyy lmao
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on July 27, 2015, 01:14:37 AM
This isnt over, Oh nevermind I guess it is *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on July 27, 2015, 03:56:38 AM
Good thing I have an extra life.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on July 27, 2015, 03:58:24 AM
I can jump it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Obey138 (Matthew "Fluffy") on July 27, 2015, 06:53:36 AM
<insert David Guetta's Titanium lyrics here>
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on July 27, 2015, 07:02:49 AM
<i will survive lyrics here>
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: George on July 27, 2015, 07:35:15 AM
"You'd never actually pull that trigger. I know you."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on July 27, 2015, 07:48:18 AM
"I shall sing you the song of my people"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: George on July 27, 2015, 08:02:58 AM
"I already checked my math! Let's just get this ship off the ground!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on July 27, 2015, 08:58:01 AM
ive been expecting you mrbond
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blisk on July 27, 2015, 08:48:23 PM
No stupid you jump on the mine!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grey on July 27, 2015, 08:50:08 PM
This is what I get for not letting the kettle boil.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: That Nutty friend on July 28, 2015, 04:03:54 AM
"I was hoping for a more dramatic end that this" then I would snicker to my self and die
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: moonwolf101 on July 29, 2015, 11:43:16 PM
Die? Ha!

"I will fight til my last breath!" Meaning, I won't die until I get killed.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 12:43:54 AM
Yolo  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on July 30, 2015, 02:29:28 AM
Well crap
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zane the Fox on July 30, 2015, 07:14:54 AM
No wife. I the boss in this house. I choose what to watch. What to eat. What to..  Where ya goin?
........What that for?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blisk on July 30, 2015, 04:25:01 PM
B*tch please I've got this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Udldu on July 31, 2015, 03:57:31 PM
Nono, I can do this. Bleach can't possibly kill me, right?

By the way...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpdOyoqsXzo
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWqW3HWJsr8#)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on August 05, 2015, 12:15:07 AM
Wow really, i really though you where dead...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nautilus567 on August 05, 2015, 01:14:39 AM
So long, suckers! and thanks for all the fish!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: CrazyCat on August 05, 2015, 02:57:54 AM
Nono, I can do this. Bleach can't possibly kill me, right?

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/418/148/0f5.gif)

Couldn't help myself
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on August 05, 2015, 01:43:35 PM
"Of course I can fly a plane, how hard can it be?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Grovygrunge on August 05, 2015, 04:07:25 PM
"50/50 chance you say? My kinda odds!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blisk on August 05, 2015, 06:14:09 PM
I can't read the expiration date...it smells good to me
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: CrazyCat on August 05, 2015, 10:49:52 PM
Hold my beer
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on August 06, 2015, 01:04:21 AM
Well done God, you got me, but I will win the war
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on August 06, 2015, 02:44:35 AM
I can beat the train
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on August 06, 2015, 03:04:28 PM
Of course I'm fire resistant, our bodies are 90% water!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blisk on August 06, 2015, 06:31:15 PM
Special set of skills? HA! good luck...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bayzan on August 07, 2015, 04:33:59 AM
"My famous last words shall be these..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on August 08, 2015, 05:20:33 AM
Superman can do it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blisk on August 08, 2015, 07:11:14 PM
C'mon push the button!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nautilus567 on August 08, 2015, 07:56:05 PM
C'mon push the button!

I have a baaad felling about this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Zane the Fox on August 08, 2015, 10:12:59 PM
Let see.
To feed the lion
Frist open the cage door.
Drop meat at............
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blisk on August 08, 2015, 11:09:00 PM
I don't belive you
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Udldu on August 11, 2015, 02:35:38 AM
No! No, no, n– look, I'm out of the car! Le– you– dammit, I'm not doing anything! What is it with you cops?! i–
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on August 11, 2015, 02:38:33 AM
I got this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on September 27, 2015, 11:14:07 PM
I had the time oh my life..and it's all becuase oh YYoooouuu!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on September 28, 2015, 03:20:54 AM
"ur an fogit" ~ Wolx' s last words
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Valentina on September 28, 2015, 04:20:02 AM
"i was never important from the start but because of you i felt important"- Vales last words.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on September 28, 2015, 11:48:44 AM
Argh... HEEEELP! - Mitties Last Words
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on September 28, 2015, 12:14:39 PM
Hey, I don't belive in God. *angel turns me into ahses.*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on September 28, 2015, 12:52:00 PM
"ill rek u 1v1 me skrub" *Gets beaten to a pulp*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HagenK on September 28, 2015, 12:59:01 PM
i'm sorry i let you down  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Yena the Wolf on September 28, 2015, 03:16:12 PM
1. Yayy......

2. Could someone calm Archie down....?

3. Patchy... I'm sorry... x.x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on September 28, 2015, 03:16:44 PM
Gg m8
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on September 28, 2015, 03:34:10 PM
You know what I've told you already?  It's worse than that.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on September 28, 2015, 05:55:55 PM
Well, ummm I guess I should have gotten that one up.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on September 28, 2015, 05:58:21 PM
I bet you I can stop a train like superman
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Yena the Wolf on September 28, 2015, 06:06:45 PM
I so scared... I don't wanna die... not like this...  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on September 28, 2015, 06:29:47 PM
Well...ummm good bye chap.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on September 28, 2015, 06:31:10 PM
Yo hold my beer yo
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on September 28, 2015, 06:39:20 PM
u w0t m8
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on October 01, 2015, 04:51:39 AM
dont do drugs
stay in school
eat your teeth
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Yena the Wolf on October 01, 2015, 02:14:40 PM
1. My demon-goat friend, Dante is in the other room. Hug the poor thin- X.X

2. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *ded*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on October 01, 2015, 02:16:05 PM
Its my first day of school.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on October 01, 2015, 03:23:32 PM
Finally! I am at Confuzzled now nothing bad will happen the entire event *gets killed by a falling signpost*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on October 03, 2015, 01:41:55 PM
Probbably it would just be "I think i'm going to dead."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: moonwolf101 on October 03, 2015, 04:08:54 PM
"If I'm going down, I deserve it"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on October 03, 2015, 05:09:17 PM
"You don't get any of my stuff"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on October 04, 2015, 08:11:03 PM
*steals all wolxs stuff*

Mine now
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on October 14, 2015, 03:46:17 AM
You don't know what I'm capable of SUSBOY
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Caesium Iodide on October 14, 2015, 04:49:01 AM
Ladies don't start fights, they finish them. But I'm not a lady… /cracks knuckles and lights a cigarette/
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on October 14, 2015, 06:00:29 AM
Pfft, women can't fight
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aiko Kitsune on October 14, 2015, 06:47:28 AM
I only wanted to love...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on October 14, 2015, 12:33:43 PM
Well this is awkward
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 14, 2015, 12:57:05 PM
Is it true that all dogs go to heaven?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Arcizo on October 14, 2015, 02:33:10 PM
"Who will the world revolve around now?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dontier_S on October 17, 2015, 10:51:26 PM
Well, something better than "Hold my beer, watch this." Is always good.

Though I travel on, be at peace and have joy, for I go now to rest and if it is necessary come again for another adventure.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on October 19, 2015, 02:08:22 PM
I wish I could get that soda...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Keinai on October 19, 2015, 05:57:41 PM
"See you soon."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on October 19, 2015, 06:16:39 PM
"I was 30 years from retirement...."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 19, 2015, 08:58:53 PM
Words, words.

"Disappointed"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on October 20, 2015, 12:34:36 AM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/19/001fc0e0507507639aaab08c984b8663.jpg)

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 20, 2015, 12:36:48 AM
Maybe Hitler was right?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on October 20, 2015, 12:37:57 AM
Maybe Hitler was right?

I did Nazi that coming, Anne Frankly I find that offensive
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 20, 2015, 12:38:59 AM
Those are your last words, because I keel u for bad joke.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on October 20, 2015, 12:43:16 AM
Well quit Stalin, Shiroku  :P
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 20, 2015, 12:44:49 AM
"Omf u are going to die."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr.Vice Jameson on October 20, 2015, 01:15:14 AM
Yep, you got me, I deserved that
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 20, 2015, 01:21:59 AM
Smoking doesn't kill!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on October 20, 2015, 01:29:42 AM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/19/7f9d3c485f6d1c9afd85dbe406d33f91.jpg)

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Setcho on October 20, 2015, 01:41:10 AM
"I'm gonna wake him up"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 20, 2015, 01:53:26 AM
My third wish? A furry zombie apocalypse.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aelyn Frostwolf on October 21, 2015, 05:19:39 PM
"Masking tape is overrated!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on October 21, 2015, 05:28:50 PM
"You do know I can regenerate?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 21, 2015, 05:54:33 PM
I will survive!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Past on October 21, 2015, 08:46:41 PM
I'm going to Disney World!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 21, 2015, 09:33:23 PM
Just do it!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Caesium Iodide on October 21, 2015, 09:42:25 PM
This is a new reed.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 22, 2015, 12:12:05 AM
What? Science has gotten to that point?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Quoth The Raven on October 25, 2015, 01:03:34 PM
"**censor** this shit I'm out"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on October 25, 2015, 01:31:57 PM
lol rip
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on October 25, 2015, 01:38:07 PM
*Slayer Angel of Death screech* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA@AAAAARGH!!!####
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on October 25, 2015, 01:40:53 PM
See you later skrubs, btw I've always hated you...  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NamelessTraveler on October 26, 2015, 03:35:55 AM
Eh. I guesssss.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lonewolfthesniper on October 26, 2015, 03:39:19 AM
sexy and you know it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: NamelessTraveler on October 26, 2015, 03:51:20 AM
I guess the milk WAS expired...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 26, 2015, 03:56:36 AM
I'm gonna touch the butt!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Keinai on October 26, 2015, 04:07:45 AM
The files are IN the computer!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lonewolfthesniper on October 26, 2015, 04:10:03 AM
you got a light
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dante Zairou on October 26, 2015, 12:39:54 PM
The bodies are burried in the basement
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 26, 2015, 12:59:16 PM
Your dead to me.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on October 26, 2015, 01:10:08 PM
"I knew the consequences..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dante Zairou on October 26, 2015, 08:37:21 PM
You were adopted
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 26, 2015, 09:19:45 PM
So THAT'S the meaning of life.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on October 28, 2015, 01:24:38 AM
I will not forget anything of this...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on October 28, 2015, 03:14:15 PM
"I have 99 lifez, but thiz izn't one...." x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 28, 2015, 03:17:07 PM
<3 <3 <3
<3 <3 </
<3 <3
<3 </
<3
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X_X
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on October 28, 2015, 03:20:44 PM
(I belive thats a Zedla refence.)


Yolo!!!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 28, 2015, 03:21:58 PM
Please, I don't want to die a virgin!
*doesn't die as a virgin*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on October 28, 2015, 03:26:59 PM
"If only...I....had my Spinach...."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on October 29, 2015, 02:06:58 AM
Bite my shiny metal ass
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: mosskid on October 31, 2015, 04:41:11 AM
good game
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on October 31, 2015, 07:22:21 AM
If there is a better negator of why to buy and pay later, it's that the price of admission is to become a self hater.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on November 05, 2015, 09:49:54 AM
"I'm not a fan of mega evolutions"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MrRazot on November 05, 2015, 10:00:53 AM
"Lucario is literally the worst Pokémon"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on November 05, 2015, 10:09:34 AM
"Charizard isn't even a dragon-type"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on November 05, 2015, 10:12:58 AM
I can beat perry, its only swords
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on November 05, 2015, 02:43:34 PM
"Cheap combos.....Bloodborne... x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dante Zairou on November 05, 2015, 06:37:39 PM
The treasure is in the....*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on November 05, 2015, 06:52:47 PM
"I was only a little boy...."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on November 11, 2015, 12:55:01 PM
You deactivated my Trap card
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rudy Allen on November 12, 2015, 12:26:42 AM
"I hope Hitler saves me a seat.."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ShirokuTheHusky on November 12, 2015, 12:54:26 AM
At least I got to fursuit. And something else
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on November 12, 2015, 02:46:40 PM
  I only wanted to hug a t rex....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on November 12, 2015, 02:55:13 PM
This is not the end, im gonna come back and haunt you
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on November 12, 2015, 03:07:15 PM
................Aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!........... "Dead."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on November 24, 2015, 06:40:50 PM
Plums, and toenails.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on November 24, 2015, 06:44:15 PM
I belive i'm on fire. T_T
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Devon "[Aiwendil"] on December 21, 2015, 02:50:15 AM
"I'm sorry I was not all I should be."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on December 21, 2015, 03:01:48 AM
Oh boy! Explosives!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 21, 2015, 03:45:55 AM
Go. Get out of here. I'll hold them off as long as I can.


I'll watch you burn in hell from heaven above.


Anubis, my friend and guide. I have awaited thee.


I will always be at your side. Whenever you need me, just think of me and I will be there.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aiko Kitsune on December 21, 2015, 11:59:43 PM
It will be fine I've done this before
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 22, 2015, 05:49:06 AM
"[Insert HUGE Star Wars spoiler], lol" *dies with a trollface*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 22, 2015, 03:22:07 PM
Sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. English! Do you speak it?!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on December 22, 2015, 03:29:50 PM
Seriously? You're threatening me with an egg whisk?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on December 22, 2015, 04:33:27 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20151222/8d849e9e7c5cb0dd24b34fc7f97389bb.jpg)

COME ON! KILL ME I'M HERE!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 22, 2015, 04:39:00 PM
If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you can imagine.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dmscootr on December 22, 2015, 04:58:06 PM
Ya I defused the bomb see its right here
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 22, 2015, 05:15:50 PM
You guys have given me things I once thought I could never have. Thank you, I've made mistakes, but my life will now end with no regrets at all.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 22, 2015, 05:21:22 PM
You're really a fool, you know that? Did you really think I was aiming my attack at you? Now your link to the demon realm is severed. And I will bring you into the embrace of death, even at the cost of my own life. Your war against the gods ends here Olivia Ragnok. Let us end this war for good and all with our blood.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 22, 2015, 05:26:46 PM
Wow, dude! You really suck at golf.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 22, 2015, 05:33:43 PM
*loses rock, paper, scissors* Fine I'll get it...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 22, 2015, 05:35:36 PM
Hold on a minute, I think the bullet is stuck, let me see here...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on December 22, 2015, 05:36:19 PM
[Lets out a scream, explodes]
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Booplesnoot on December 22, 2015, 06:56:21 PM
I hate semantics. Just let me die.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: FengoBlu on December 23, 2015, 02:34:53 AM
Welp, at least it was over easy. *back flips off the railing of a boat, gets eaten by sharks and then said sharks explode.*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 23, 2015, 08:22:16 AM
What, so you don't think I can jump all the way over there without looking?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on December 23, 2015, 12:05:45 PM
Remember your purpose. Forget me.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Preeminent on December 24, 2015, 04:34:23 AM
I will see you, In the underworld...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 24, 2015, 04:29:25 PM
Oh come on! It's just a spider!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Booplesnoot on December 24, 2015, 06:30:14 PM
Ta-ta for now.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 24, 2015, 07:14:47 PM
Oh, don't cry. I'm just dying, like the hundreds of other people right now.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Booplesnoot on December 24, 2015, 07:22:10 PM
My name isn't Michelle.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 24, 2015, 07:42:27 PM
What!? It's no-
*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaze on December 24, 2015, 08:09:40 PM
Delete my browser history!!

This. This would be my last words as well
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: DarkHound on December 24, 2015, 10:52:58 PM
"you come one step closer and ill pull the trigger!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rho'Syn Ilwynog on December 24, 2015, 10:55:36 PM
"Please put another 25 cents in the slot to continue"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on December 25, 2015, 01:45:53 AM
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/24/8e269801fcc6f8444689bab8a82ca890.jpg)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dmscootr on December 25, 2015, 04:50:49 AM
The million dollars is under the- *Dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Wolxikin on December 25, 2015, 01:46:11 PM
Merry...Christmas... x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 25, 2015, 07:28:16 PM
Pssh! I can make that!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 26, 2015, 09:39:37 AM
It's just a flesh wound...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on December 26, 2015, 03:58:54 PM
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Booplesnoot on December 26, 2015, 04:44:04 PM
Do you like waffles?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dmscootr on December 26, 2015, 04:59:23 PM
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"


OOOH ive heard this where did I hear it from
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 26, 2015, 05:08:15 PM
Was it Skyrim? *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 26, 2015, 05:08:44 PM
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"


OOOH ive heard this where did I hear it from


It's from the opening sequence of Skyrim
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 26, 2015, 05:10:06 PM
*comes back to life* That's what I thought *dies again*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dmscootr on December 26, 2015, 05:12:47 PM
I want this to be how I end (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3T2Z-1spT8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3T2Z-1spT8))
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 26, 2015, 09:23:12 PM
I could use some healing here!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: William Dynwood on December 27, 2015, 12:28:52 AM
Run off ya fools!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 27, 2015, 12:32:01 AM
Heh, did your grandma give you that BB-gu-*POW*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on December 27, 2015, 05:05:17 PM
All units converge on the colossal titan!

(Gets eaten by titan.)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Celle on December 29, 2015, 06:31:23 PM
 Sh*t! I forgot to delete my histo- *dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaze on December 29, 2015, 06:35:02 PM
Bury me with all of my stuff......
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 29, 2015, 06:36:44 PM
Bury me with all of my stuff......


((All of it, just everything! X3 ))


Ok, I'm just gonna move a little further back to take the picture...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Celle on December 29, 2015, 06:37:30 PM
 But first, lemme take a selfie Cx
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on December 29, 2015, 06:57:20 PM
Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly, he got juju eyeball, he one holy roller, he got hair down to his knees, got to be a joker he just do what he please~ *dies.*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 29, 2015, 09:08:43 PM
Mamma Mia!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 29, 2015, 09:27:26 PM
I leave all of my belongings and wealth to my pomeranian.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on December 30, 2015, 02:56:16 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20151230/3bfd9cb94195b14002dea1de4adf96f4.jpg)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on December 30, 2015, 02:59:36 AM
Wair, what are you doing with that pencil?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on December 30, 2015, 03:02:02 AM
What are you gonna do with that big rubber di...[dead]
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dmscootr on December 30, 2015, 04:02:39 PM
Pfft i can make this jump
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on December 30, 2015, 04:25:56 PM
I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy… I'm sorry that you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dmscootr on December 30, 2015, 04:36:02 PM
i cannot make it just leave me tell my wife i loved her tell my daughter Susanna that im sorry that i cant be there to raise her and that i will always love her and tell my baby boy when hes born that even though i was never there for him that i loved him anyways 
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on December 30, 2015, 09:01:17 PM
I don't wanna fade away. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWnXsUSFVa8)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 30, 2015, 09:03:38 PM
*Finds a car charger* Dude... get the camera!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on December 30, 2015, 09:09:13 PM
Zu'u unslaad! Zu'u nis oblaan!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on December 30, 2015, 09:18:59 PM
Zu'u unslaad! Zu'u nis oblaan!


Skyrim reference, huh? I like that :P
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Celle on January 18, 2016, 10:46:54 PM
 TELL CHANDLER RIGGS I LOVE HIM! *dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 19, 2016, 07:37:25 AM
"Just -one- more try..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Eesha on January 19, 2016, 04:30:50 PM
"I bet you I can land in top of that tower !"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 19, 2016, 04:43:19 PM
"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on January 19, 2016, 09:48:09 PM
Ornstein and Smough were here.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Booplesnoot on January 20, 2016, 01:15:39 AM
I'm so sorry
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Razuel on January 20, 2016, 01:49:42 AM
"Today is of rejoice, don't mourn on my death, just carry on, live on your life to the best of your ability and don't fall astray."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 20, 2016, 01:51:08 AM
I'm so sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLz54rWO2xM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLz54rWO2xM) ~-~
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 20, 2016, 01:58:15 AM
"This is the last time I accept an invitation from a mysterious robed stranger."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on January 20, 2016, 02:01:20 AM
Who like minecraf?!

(Get's mobbed by haters.)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on January 20, 2016, 02:04:42 AM
Final Fantasy 7 is overhyped.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on January 29, 2016, 05:08:29 AM
Wahahahahahaa! *starts choking*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Galefargion on January 29, 2016, 09:28:34 AM
Long hard ride. I enjoyed every moment
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Riddle on January 29, 2016, 04:02:56 PM
I have cheated death before!   :/
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 29, 2016, 04:04:57 PM
The cold never bothered me anyway.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on January 29, 2016, 11:33:27 PM
Never again.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on January 29, 2016, 11:41:06 PM
HOT DAMN THAT WAS FUN
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on January 30, 2016, 01:08:54 AM
"You always hear about forks and wall sockets.. Not -spoons- and wall sockets. I'm sure it's perfectly ok."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tim Siguire on February 03, 2016, 08:05:03 PM
They say that the fall never kills you. It's the sudden landing that does.
Ever heard an air heart attack?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on February 09, 2016, 01:33:42 PM
Good night.

*slept next to a volcano*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 10, 2016, 07:02:35 PM
Give me five minutes and I'll be back. Death is a horrible chess player
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on February 13, 2016, 03:03:31 AM
They say that the fall never kills you. It's the sudden landing that does.
Ever heard an air heart attack?
Genius!


Really now, you can kiss someone to death, hm?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on February 17, 2016, 07:17:00 AM
Hey look, lava! I wonder if I can swim in it!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on February 18, 2016, 08:23:28 AM
*drinks some delicious tea while in the bed of a nursing home, hospital or at home*
This is good.
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/e/e5/Metal_gear_solid_4_screenshots_%289%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Stripey on February 18, 2016, 09:02:15 AM
"My only regret is not having a good comment for the 'your last words' thread"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Farewell on February 18, 2016, 04:06:52 PM
Do you think I care?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Riddle on February 18, 2016, 05:37:54 PM
kcab emoc lliw I! :3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on February 18, 2016, 05:50:00 PM
"you will forever suffer the curse of styxx!" Falls down in a hilarious was with a twitching leg
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Crest Is Dead ((For Now)) on February 19, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
The path you walk on has no end. Each step you take is paved with the people that could guide you. Their souls will help. I shall help You. You shall have peace. Hear me. My spirit will be watching you! It will be guiding you!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Riddle on February 19, 2016, 08:23:40 PM
Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium! ;) (problem solved :P)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Styxx Von Doom on February 19, 2016, 09:25:14 PM
It would probably be a "mehh..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SadDubwool on February 20, 2016, 06:01:14 AM
Ow. I've been impaled. ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHH!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Riddle on February 20, 2016, 06:48:27 PM
¨So, what do you want from me in return?¨
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cecilia Peromi on February 22, 2016, 12:00:08 PM
Raccoon City sounds lovely!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Klyde on February 22, 2016, 11:53:31 PM
WAIT! I've got something to tell you....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 23, 2016, 02:31:39 AM
"I think I finallly understand the secrets of CHIM"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: [INACTIVE] on February 23, 2016, 02:48:47 AM
gg.... no re....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on February 23, 2016, 02:58:11 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAH AHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on February 23, 2016, 03:00:55 AM
"If those Whiterun guards can take down a dragon, then so can we"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on February 23, 2016, 06:27:45 AM
"THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Celestial_Dragon on February 23, 2016, 08:39:46 AM
Hey, coffee can't kill you
It only makes you stronger
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on February 23, 2016, 09:00:25 AM
"Pfft! What, *hic* you don't think I can shoot this *hic* apple off my own head *hic*" *cocks gun*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Poli "Lissy" Drax on February 24, 2016, 01:43:08 PM
..Hey, did it suddenly get warmer in here?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Udldu on March 20, 2016, 04:22:48 PM
There's never been a tornado exactly where I am for more than ten years!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Riddle on March 21, 2016, 07:53:45 AM
Are you sure that juggling axes is safe? :S
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Proto Triose on March 21, 2016, 10:50:56 AM
Kids. I did have a favorite child. My favorite child was *flatline*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kara on March 21, 2016, 10:43:15 PM
"Unquote."


Yep, guess what my first word was.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: dvdog on March 22, 2016, 09:36:55 PM
"I'm coming back for that pie"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rocco Rex on March 24, 2016, 05:22:11 PM
"Continue the fight"
"SCREW YOU!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Klyde on March 24, 2016, 09:25:29 PM
"What, again?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Udldu on March 24, 2016, 10:42:33 PM
"I hate soap!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: FengoBlu on April 01, 2016, 12:44:34 AM
"This is your fault Bob. When I return from the dead your butt will be my grass."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on May 08, 2016, 11:42:15 PM
I'm Immortal :3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ZalTheRaccoon on May 09, 2016, 12:01:07 AM
My last words would definitely be "Chef is a 2014 American comedy-drama film written, produced, directed by and starring Jon Favreau, and co-starring Sofía Vergara, John Leguizamo, Scarlett Johansson, Oliver Platt, Bobby Cannavale, Dustin Hoffman, and Robert Downey, Jr. Favreau plays a professional chef who, after a public altercation with a food critic, quits his job at a popular Los Angeles restaurant and returns to his home town of Miami to fix up a food truck. He reconnects with his ex-wife and invites their young son to join him in driving the truck back to L.A. while selling Cubanos in various cities along the way. Favreau wrote the script after directing several big-budget films, wanting to go "back to basics" and to create a film about cooking. Food truck owner and chef Roy Choi served as a co-producer and oversaw all of the menus and food prepared for the film. Principal photography took place in July 2013 in Los Angeles, Miami, Austin and New Orleans. Chef premiered at South by Southwest on March 7, 2014 and was released theatrically on May 9, 2014 by Open Road Films. It grossed over US$45 million at the box office and was well received by critics."


I'm so immature  XD
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tani Rose Anna Kuykendall on August 01, 2016, 02:01:30 PM
Beam me up Scotty, what's that?  Out of the Irish whiskey? Perfect time then, I die before something worse then the potato famine that took my elders.

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tani Rose Anna Kuykendall on August 01, 2016, 02:03:19 PM
Beam me up Scotty, what's that?  Out of the Irish whiskey? Perfect time then, I die before something worse then the potato famine that took my elders.

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(Aka Scotty is a type of whiskey and it's an old Irish joke my family made up. Makes no sense but that's the fun of it x3)

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: PossumDeMort on August 01, 2016, 03:06:01 PM
"Told you i was sick."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 01, 2016, 07:33:25 PM
Water and electricity don't mix...duh

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 01, 2016, 07:39:13 PM
Is that a train?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 01, 2016, 07:44:27 PM
Pretty sure I can reach that tree branch

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaze on August 01, 2016, 07:54:14 PM
^ This steak tastes funny...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 01, 2016, 07:55:48 PM
It's getting closer....

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: slim on August 01, 2016, 11:21:03 PM
Release half life 3  XD

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 01, 2016, 11:22:50 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 02, 2016, 01:10:22 AM
What could possibly go wrong?

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 02, 2016, 01:18:08 AM
Did you just?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 02, 2016, 02:20:00 AM
Aw, **censor**. I can't die, I don't know what my last words should be!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ori on August 03, 2016, 03:11:06 AM
(In the best singing voice I can muster)
I set fi~re to the Rain~
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: [INACTIVE] on August 03, 2016, 04:15:52 AM
This is good... Isn't it?

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on August 03, 2016, 05:02:17 AM
It has been a long, long life. I have seen my nation progress through the centuries. I have watched my children and grandchildren rule as proper leaders should. I have seen Delacia freed from their corrupt rulers, to see happiness, peace and prosperity come to the good people there. And now, I can only wish to see one thing. One thing I have wished to see ever since that horrible war.

I wish to see you, my Lilly. To see you waiting for me as I enter the Duat.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 03, 2016, 06:32:03 AM
Not really sure how to follow that...that was deep...

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ori on August 03, 2016, 09:58:25 AM
I will never die! - Mordecai.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 03, 2016, 12:17:28 PM
BOMB! GET DOWN!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 03, 2016, 04:05:22 PM
Relax...it's not poisonous

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 03, 2016, 04:13:41 PM
I left a million dollars under the....
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ori on August 04, 2016, 10:33:42 AM
My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first! I left everything I own in One Piece.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 04, 2016, 05:41:13 PM
I'M INVINCIBLE

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 04, 2016, 05:43:18 PM
Honestly, to all the people who don't get that reference: get out


"This is the best idea ever"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: sha-draw on August 04, 2016, 05:49:04 PM
"This isnt how this is supposed to end..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 04, 2016, 08:58:51 PM
Honestly, to all the people who don't get that reference: get out


"This is the best idea ever"
Lol...agreed

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 05, 2016, 01:07:44 AM
I wonder what having ebola feels like...

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on August 05, 2016, 01:15:53 AM
"Wait, what?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 05, 2016, 02:31:40 AM
The cure for cancer is...

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: HyenaKing on August 05, 2016, 06:30:28 PM
THere's plenty of time to be dead.
But here I come.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 06, 2016, 12:31:09 AM
Good luck finding the treasure...bitches

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on August 06, 2016, 11:37:01 AM
Nope. Not a timelord.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Riddle on August 06, 2016, 12:20:13 PM
¨Please listen! It's not worth it! If you jump, then I'll jump too...¨
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 06, 2016, 08:30:53 PM
Look buddy, we're both gonna get out of this sinking ship safely.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 07, 2016, 02:14:01 AM
Nothing will happen. This homemade plane is totally safe.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 07, 2016, 09:07:43 PM
I wonder how sharp this blade is

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 08, 2016, 12:52:31 AM
Who the hell is this guy?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on August 08, 2016, 04:55:41 AM
You there. Identify yourself.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 09, 2016, 01:16:57 AM
I have to make sure I post right before Ori
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 09, 2016, 01:20:29 AM
Slenderman isn't dangerous

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on August 10, 2016, 04:32:18 AM
You honestly think killing me is going to help your cause? You're doing more harm than good for everyone else you claim to be helping, all because of my uniform and for no other reason.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 10, 2016, 05:07:49 AM
Who the hell do you think you are, trying to intimidate me with your fu- *bang*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 10, 2016, 05:13:22 AM
Jesus is that a m9 pistol...at least have a **censor** desert eagle or at least have it akimbo style....jesus that gun takes like 8 shots to down someone i cant believe *bang

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 10, 2016, 05:15:14 AM
Pffft, no duh. Any idiot can use a gun, it takes a true master to wield an akimbo set of pistols. Nothing less than a god can hold them upside down.
Here, I'll show you!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 10, 2016, 09:13:18 AM
Honey...what are u doing with that pillow...

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 10, 2016, 11:50:34 AM
*Stops texting and puts phone down*
What the?!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 10, 2016, 11:51:59 AM
U can't kill me

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 10, 2016, 11:55:43 AM
The parachute will open soon
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aiko Kitsune on August 12, 2016, 11:51:22 PM
See nothing bad happens when i drive
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 15, 2016, 05:01:38 AM
Attachment. Nuff' said.

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 05:14:44 AM
Save her
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 15, 2016, 05:20:52 AM
No, no, no, Jason, my man, it's spelled C-H-A-I-N-S-A-W. Wait, what are you doing?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on August 15, 2016, 09:28:37 PM
"Sure, I can come over for dinner later"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ori on August 15, 2016, 09:41:15 PM
You just had to put a hole in my hundred dollar shirt. Huh?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 15, 2016, 09:53:12 PM
Is that my blood?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 16, 2016, 10:10:10 AM
Hey honey can u make me a sandwich? (Srry. Had to do it)

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 17, 2016, 01:11:44 AM
(http://www.wayofcats.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/carefullylaidplan.jpg)

Nuff' said.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 17, 2016, 02:58:14 PM
Disregard the constitution
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 17, 2016, 05:09:07 PM
Bury my coffin in Vanilla Icecream
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 18, 2016, 04:44:52 AM
Don't look up things on the Deep Web... How do you think I got ki-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on August 19, 2016, 12:53:00 AM
Am I dead yet?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 19, 2016, 04:17:53 AM
I always wondered what was in the light... Time to find out.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Shoon on August 19, 2016, 12:23:31 PM
i am always the last one laughing *detonates mana nuke*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on August 19, 2016, 02:37:12 PM
Saucy.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 19, 2016, 02:49:18 PM
I left the oven on, dang it!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 19, 2016, 10:24:20 PM
Stingrays love foreplay

Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 19, 2016, 10:54:02 PM
Erase my internet history!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aelyn Frostwolf on August 19, 2016, 11:03:11 PM
Now this is where I left the family treasure-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 20, 2016, 03:19:15 AM
Hahahaha, still alive.
You need to finish the job, you idiot
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aelyn Frostwolf on August 20, 2016, 10:30:15 PM
I've invented a new type of parachute!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 20, 2016, 10:31:22 PM
Trust me, this Dynamite is very stable  ^_^
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 20, 2016, 10:38:19 PM
No Firefly, Vanilla is a terrible choice for icecream
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on August 20, 2016, 10:39:43 PM
(Firefly you seem to be happy about death :P i enjoy you more alive :3)

NO! Tell Mittie i am sorry!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 20, 2016, 10:42:31 PM
Skya, to be fair: Swedes are better than Danes and Norway should join Sweden
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 21, 2016, 06:10:51 AM
I would sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2016, 10:21:49 AM
No Nishjin, memes are not fun
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 21, 2016, 06:26:44 PM
Last words? Where I'm going, I don't need last words!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2016, 06:27:52 PM
Nishjin for the last time: Dank Memes are terrible.
Also put that gun down
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 21, 2016, 06:31:43 PM
Yeah it was a Back to the Future reference. You gonna do something about it?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 21, 2016, 06:32:13 PM
What does this button do?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2016, 06:32:43 PM
Firefly, bet I can make this jump?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 21, 2016, 06:34:08 PM
Aw, c'mon Bricket. I'll 1up you, thirty more feet!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 21, 2016, 06:35:53 PM
You're both fools! I can fly!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 21, 2016, 06:36:48 PM
Take me with you, Firefly!
*Grabs on*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 21, 2016, 06:40:02 PM
Wait... I can't fly
*falls*

AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 21, 2016, 06:41:37 PM
Firefly, you fool!
*Tries to use Firefly as a jump pad*
Bricket, pull me up!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2016, 06:42:10 PM
Hey guys, you bet I can land this plane?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 21, 2016, 06:43:12 PM
I must be dreaming. Wake me up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on August 21, 2016, 06:49:27 PM
Look, it's C4.
What's the worst thing that could happen?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on August 22, 2016, 05:51:49 AM
I think hes referring to Area 51.....

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on August 22, 2016, 06:47:45 AM
This glass is so clear I can't even see it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 22, 2016, 08:34:26 PM
No Firefly, vanilla is NOT Canada's national ice cream flavor.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thisaccountnolongerinuse on August 22, 2016, 08:47:34 PM
Wheres a stunt double when you need one
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on August 24, 2016, 04:02:51 AM
Haha yea right, you must be joking
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Tina on August 24, 2016, 11:41:27 PM
*thing that happened while playing dungeons and dragons. May not 100% what was said.*

My friend: are you sure we should go down there? There were a lot of zombies down there last time.

Me: It will be fine, we cleared out a few last time we went down there. How bad could it be this time?

*last words of Halt the Half-orc Barbarian...until he got a raised dead spell cast cast on him.*

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dax Declan on August 25, 2016, 05:56:37 AM
Bury my shit with me
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on August 26, 2016, 03:24:54 AM
^So you mean this? (http://burymewithmymoney.com/)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on October 17, 2016, 01:19:01 AM
"Find me a tub of Ben&Jerry's Baked Alaska, and I'll ride that rollercoaster 5 times in a row"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on October 17, 2016, 01:43:21 AM
I made it that far
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on October 17, 2016, 04:20:33 AM
(Oh, hey, look, one of the few threads that were updated so slowly my post is still there!)

Delete my internet history. It's fine if you look through it, but don't let anyone else. My computer password is... fourwordsalluppercase ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: 138 on October 17, 2016, 05:08:22 AM
"SHOOT STRAIGHT YA BASTARD"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Firefly Wolfy on October 19, 2016, 05:50:47 PM
Pineapple belongs on pizza... *dies*
<3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: heteroclite on October 19, 2016, 05:59:47 PM

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on October 19, 2016, 08:52:51 PM
But how do I know you're the real Mr Krabs?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaze on October 25, 2016, 09:25:22 PM
don´t take my stuff when i die. get your own!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on October 28, 2016, 12:28:16 PM
"Would you mind pointing that thing some other way?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Snufkin silverclaw on November 07, 2016, 08:46:34 PM
What are you doing with those hotdogs :$
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on November 07, 2016, 08:48:38 PM
Thanks for the uplifting words buddy, but they matter as much as me; they don't
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on December 01, 2016, 02:23:36 AM
"Watch this!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Freddy on December 01, 2016, 02:26:20 AM
"STAY GOLD, PONYBOY, STAY GOLD."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on December 01, 2016, 02:29:45 AM
" haha don't worry foxes always land on their feet. . . . or was it cats? . . . . . . . "
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on December 01, 2016, 02:41:09 AM
"OH LOOK, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! IMMA GO SAY HI!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: heteroclite on December 01, 2016, 06:06:16 PM
Just let me see Darren King shred one last time...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on December 01, 2016, 07:10:53 PM
"Yeah, this was a pretty stupid idea"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on December 01, 2016, 07:17:39 PM
"Aaall....ah...arc....bar...." I take out a pin to a gernade and smile.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on December 01, 2016, 11:59:18 PM
*playing Pokémon*
Game: "A wild Mewtwo appears!"
Me: Oh cool, Imma battle it.
Me: *clicks Battle*
Mewtwo: Dis gonna be easy...
*later*
Me: *still has 50hp*
Mewtwo: *has 2hp left*
Mewtwo: Y'know what
Mewtwo: Screw dis
Me: Oh god no please don't
Mewtwo: *causes a massive explosion that wipes out the universe*
Me: Dammit mewtwo
Me: *dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Naval on December 02, 2016, 03:14:04 PM
    I trip over a soda can and then snap my neck but before that I say."I curse you cola!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kara on December 03, 2016, 05:47:09 AM
"I never knew I could talk.."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Freddy on December 03, 2016, 05:32:46 PM
 Damnit, I never got to meet Matt Dillon.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nevercanth on December 03, 2016, 08:49:42 PM
"Hey, can you hold this for a second?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on December 05, 2016, 08:18:40 PM
We tried, didn't we?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on December 07, 2016, 01:26:09 PM
Ha. I can easily jump that!  X3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on December 08, 2016, 11:57:17 PM
"I believe I can flyyy!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on December 09, 2016, 01:26:54 PM
I'm too fast to get caught!! 
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 02:57:39 PM
You bet I can hug this train
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:37:57 PM
"WHAT THE FA-"


Would totally scream that in an incoming nuclear warhead.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on December 19, 2016, 03:39:22 PM
*nuke gets dropped*
oh yes please
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:42:19 PM
WHAT THE FAA-- BOOOM!

HURRR HURRRRRR HURRRRR-!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Doops on December 19, 2016, 03:56:30 PM
"Burry me with my money" JK it would be "Finally, I get to see what all of man kind has been dreaming about since the dawn of time"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bronzeee on December 19, 2016, 03:59:25 PM
My 10 billion dollars are hidden at..


At...


At.........


*death*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on December 23, 2016, 09:22:01 AM
What are you gonna do... Stab me?

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Alka Wolf on December 23, 2016, 10:44:17 AM
"Tell my sisters... they're still cows..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bronzeee on December 23, 2016, 12:44:38 PM
" Consuelo... Oscar... Consuelo... Oscar.."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Alistair on December 23, 2016, 12:57:32 PM
"I can totally survive this fall, watch."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Doops on December 25, 2016, 05:51:08 AM
"STAY GOLD, PONYBOY, STAY GOLD."


Love that book
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bronzeee on December 25, 2016, 06:01:01 AM
Do you believe in Karma?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: kalan on December 25, 2016, 06:32:17 AM
Tell me something, do you bleed?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on December 25, 2016, 06:44:00 AM
Honestly, I had the worst 3 weeks; what's the next bad thing that can happen?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Dr. Alka Wolf on December 25, 2016, 06:44:52 AM
Nah, I've had a bad luck streak for a while now, everything will be fine now.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on December 31, 2016, 01:07:57 AM
Well, SAO was pretty good, especially Kirito.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on December 31, 2016, 08:36:07 AM
Trump is going to do great
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: htedomsa on December 31, 2016, 03:23:43 PM
 "I am forever."

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on December 31, 2016, 07:40:13 PM
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaze on December 31, 2016, 09:03:47 PM
"Well, screw you too..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on December 31, 2016, 09:33:22 PM
This is fun  :)            x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on December 31, 2016, 09:43:21 PM
Cyanide is tasty
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on January 02, 2017, 12:06:30 AM
I absolutely adore this tea! Although I taste a slight tinge of almond milk...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 02, 2017, 12:09:35 AM
What, so you don't think I dare lighting a firecracker like a cigarette?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Nishjin on January 02, 2017, 12:12:15 AM
61 Tylenol, so what? My head just hurt a lot!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on January 03, 2017, 09:13:47 AM
Hai, Wanna be friends?   :D                         x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: SpaceHippie on January 03, 2017, 12:13:03 PM
"Thats not supposed to happen"


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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on January 03, 2017, 04:45:42 PM
I trustz yew  ^_^
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Ræfóa Aldrnari on January 03, 2017, 09:42:11 PM
"If I don't get bit by a radioactive spider, how will I ever get superpowers?"


(You're awesome if you get that reference XP )
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on January 05, 2017, 05:30:01 AM
Hi, wanna play!?  :D     ohh Whats this gam. . ..    x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Malina on February 02, 2017, 07:01:03 PM
(Ded thread revival!)


Look how fast I can go luv!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on February 02, 2017, 07:17:22 PM
*goes to antifa protest*
I like Donald Trump
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Malina on February 02, 2017, 07:22:47 PM
@Bricket - The best way to go xDD


Yelling "CYKA BLYAT" at an angry drunk Russian man
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on February 07, 2017, 11:13:11 PM
*In a room full of cat-hating dog people* "Cats are the best species. Dogs aren't nearly as elegant or-- Oh. Darn it..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on February 12, 2017, 09:26:57 PM
Hey this game, looks fun  :D    x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cal Bluepaws on February 13, 2017, 07:10:05 PM
"Oh look, a butterfly!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on February 13, 2017, 11:38:04 PM
I is stronger than I lookz  :3
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Karamelle on March 08, 2017, 03:09:36 PM
BEES !!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 08, 2017, 03:29:21 PM
Ohh where are we going?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Karamelle on March 08, 2017, 03:56:55 PM
Am i a cat ?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ReyReyTheNobody on March 12, 2017, 02:54:07 AM
I'm telling you, man, Spontaneous Human Combustion is totally real.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaiiine on March 12, 2017, 03:07:44 AM
Hey, do you hear that? No, that. No dude, tha-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Taliaka Anichezachi on March 12, 2017, 03:08:19 AM
I am sorry for everything...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 12, 2017, 03:17:41 AM
Ohh what's this game? :o
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaiiine on March 16, 2017, 12:14:48 AM
What are you gonna do, stab me?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Aiko Kitsune on March 16, 2017, 01:19:40 AM
The last cookie is mine
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 16, 2017, 01:20:45 AM
I read it in a book!  :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cal Bluepaws on March 16, 2017, 02:35:57 AM
That's the security alarm? I really thought it was-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 16, 2017, 04:04:57 AM
Ha! That's just a myth
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 16, 2017, 07:37:37 PM
You do know how to drive this, right?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 16, 2017, 07:57:01 PM
I'm immune to that!  :D
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 16, 2017, 08:22:13 PM
Get me out of this shopping cart... no, don't put propane tanks on it... AAH!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 16, 2017, 08:25:05 PM
Woah, so much stuff to d . . . .    x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 16, 2017, 08:34:07 PM
I shall invent the flying office chair!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 16, 2017, 08:45:40 PM
I can climb ladders no problem  :)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cal Bluepaws on March 16, 2017, 11:24:06 PM
Oh, don't worry. I know what it i-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Haikei on March 16, 2017, 11:28:04 PM
"I want you to give my laptop to my best friend and tell him to smash the harddrive to bits" *dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 16, 2017, 11:29:14 PM
Hey! No Droop it  .Drop i . . . ..   x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 17, 2017, 08:20:48 PM
Look, it says "rat poison", not jackal poison. I'll be fine.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 18, 2017, 06:56:25 AM
Ha, I've been training for this
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on March 18, 2017, 10:57:06 AM
Victoria, I'm dying. Please name a hall, a museum, and a lower body piercing after me. That will be Victoria's Secret! Go, sell flimsy teddies my darling!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on March 18, 2017, 05:25:44 PM
How long will I be king for?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on March 18, 2017, 05:44:52 PM
I'm going to nap    ^_^               x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cal Bluepaws on March 19, 2017, 02:19:47 AM
I don't think that's why that button is labeled "DANGER", but OK then, i'll press it!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ~Nova~ on April 06, 2017, 10:15:40 AM
The fire extinguisher is empty! Get the hairspray!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on April 06, 2017, 11:15:04 AM
wow, that looks fun  ^_^
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on April 06, 2017, 08:00:44 PM
"I leave all that I own to my cat Guppy"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on April 09, 2017, 11:32:02 AM
If I should fall, remember what you see here.
(https://josmarlopes.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/glory1.png)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 11, 2017, 05:52:35 PM
vrything can go wrong, so if I don't rturn, look aftr th hous for m!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on April 11, 2017, 05:56:11 PM
Im getting a littlez thirsty
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on April 14, 2017, 07:54:23 AM
"Hey, look, this black notebook like just like a Death Note! I'm gonna write my name in it so no one steals it."

*Realization in 3... 2...*

"... Oh crap."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Devon "[Aiwendil"] on April 23, 2017, 02:58:02 AM
Maybe in the next life...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on April 23, 2017, 07:18:46 AM
Anyways, just going on a quick holiday to Night Vale, see you in a few days!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on May 07, 2017, 03:16:03 AM
I can't die! I'm a therian and my fursona is a REAPER! I'm practically immortal, right?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on May 07, 2017, 08:13:52 AM
"Shut it squidface, don't you tell me what to do."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kromas Ndorai on May 07, 2017, 10:31:14 AM
"In retrospect, I may have caused a very, very minor major distortion in space time... Oops."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: max snow on May 07, 2017, 01:13:34 PM
RESTORE FACTORY SETTINGS!!!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on May 07, 2017, 03:20:35 PM
"Hey, look! A red button that says 'DO NOT PUSH'! I'm gonna touch it!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Kimber on May 07, 2017, 03:52:18 PM
"I got you big time."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: max snow on May 07, 2017, 04:17:49 PM
You will be next
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Valegretto on May 15, 2017, 07:20:49 PM
"I'll respawn!... i hope"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 15, 2017, 07:21:48 PM
Bring it on zombie-ninja-demons!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on May 18, 2017, 09:57:15 AM
"Wait a minute... This isn't my house!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on May 18, 2017, 04:05:06 PM
Hmm... reverse polarity of the neutron flow? Er... no, it'll be fi-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: max snow on May 18, 2017, 09:25:26 PM
somewhere in my house i buried 1000lb of cocaine and the cure for blindness have fun
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Winter_Deathpaw on May 19, 2017, 09:24:57 PM
Watch me jump that barrier

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Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Sub-Zero Knight on May 21, 2017, 03:37:46 PM
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the kn-- HEY WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S NOT MY KNEE--"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Lord Isscarus on May 25, 2017, 02:13:49 AM
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R.I.P. Billy Mays, I really miss all the energetic infomercials he made, he will truly be missed.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: max snow on June 01, 2017, 05:28:11 PM
I will have my rev.... ugh
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 02, 2017, 02:31:09 PM
Look, we both know that you're not going to kill me.

*Own corpse comes out of time machine*

...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on June 04, 2017, 08:40:08 PM
Don't worry, I already checked it
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on June 06, 2017, 02:01:13 PM
Which idiot of an engineer put a ladder over the hatch?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on June 08, 2017, 11:41:26 AM
"Seriously tho, was it really a good idea to send the only colour-blind person we know to go cut the wire?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Blaiiine on June 09, 2017, 07:50:18 AM
"Yes, it's a grenade and yes, the pin was missing when I fou-"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: cuzyeahboi on June 11, 2017, 12:06:15 PM
"Dam sun, I didn't know spiders could be that bi-"
R.i.p the fennec fox whose head is now in a web somewhere probably
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 25, 2017, 11:41:17 PM
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
*isnt wearing glasses.*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on September 26, 2017, 03:42:59 AM
SOME... BODY ONCE TOLD *gets shot*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: cuzyeahboi on September 26, 2017, 03:49:34 AM
ME THE WOOOOORLD WAS GONNA RO- *is shot*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on September 26, 2017, 12:03:53 PM
ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOO- *shot*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Polaris on September 26, 2017, 12:07:14 PM
"So, this was it then?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: cuzyeahboi on September 26, 2017, 09:15:10 PM
*is revived* IN THE SHED, *shot*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: The Magic Otter on September 26, 2017, 09:44:37 PM
What's a clown doing in this sewer?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on October 01, 2017, 12:10:52 AM
"The rainbow will always be with me."


"Kill me and you'll have nobody left by your side"


"My life is with God now"


And


"I am now forgived of all sins."

Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on October 03, 2017, 06:29:08 PM
mom, dad i am a furry


if i died after they died


ill go tell mom and dada im a furry now
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on October 07, 2017, 08:25:09 PM
i cant run but i can hide
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Devon "[Aiwendil"] on October 26, 2017, 01:21:22 PM
finally, it stops.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Brisky on October 26, 2017, 04:29:14 PM
(https://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+read+everything+you+wrote+carefully+and+i+agree+with+_6156fa764192e1cbb52e8bf997676c79.gif)

Sorry, I absolutely could not help myself from throwing in this classic...

IT IS A DISASTER!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pudca45VPA)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: ? on October 26, 2017, 04:30:23 PM
Ha! That tank can’t reach me I’m upsta . . . . * booom *  x_x
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on October 26, 2017, 10:26:27 PM
I'm sorry I couldn't do more
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Rob_Silvermyst on October 26, 2017, 10:57:19 PM
Do not think on how I died. Think about how I lived.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on October 27, 2017, 03:46:08 AM
*singing a disney song when died*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Snufkin silverclaw on January 09, 2018, 09:01:09 PM
I gotta go with. "What are you gonna do stab me" *gun shot*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on January 10, 2018, 04:49:14 AM
when i die with a friend next to me "d- d- delete... my... search history"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on January 10, 2018, 01:13:07 PM
There ain't any bullets in that gun.*shoots* oh.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on January 10, 2018, 01:33:53 PM
No, it looks like I was wrong.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Brisky on January 10, 2018, 03:24:07 PM
"No, they want you to think that it's the red wire..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on January 11, 2018, 02:18:56 PM
This is a dud bomb right? *explosion*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on January 12, 2018, 04:43:07 AM
"our love is god"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: TenOfSwords on January 12, 2018, 11:42:53 AM
Don't worry, this is the safest, most secure place on earth.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: EspressoExpressions on January 16, 2018, 08:16:38 AM
"Oops. Awwww, ****."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on January 17, 2018, 04:33:16 AM
our love is god
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on January 18, 2018, 12:12:15 AM
Wait!.............. Okay fire.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Corran Orreaux on February 06, 2018, 01:44:25 PM
You can't kill the samurai pope of Ireland!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 09, 2018, 01:57:47 PM
See, Kirk IS better than Picard...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on February 09, 2018, 03:31:12 PM
How many times do I have to tell you.... Aim for the head..... Wait, not on me!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on February 09, 2018, 03:50:07 PM
What are you gonna do? Outsource me?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Brisky on February 09, 2018, 04:41:12 PM
Guess what? A buddy of mine took more than 70 RPG's to the face and was he got nothin'! Yeah, that's 'rite! Nothin'!

Soo, guess what? you can take that fancy tandem warhead of yours, and shove it where the sun don't shine, cus I ain't scared of it!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on February 10, 2018, 03:10:05 PM
In the immortal words of Cinderella:


(http://why-ed.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/**censor**-that-shit-im-going-naked.jpg)
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Bricket on February 10, 2018, 03:14:02 PM
Now, young Skywalker... you will die.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on February 11, 2018, 04:31:11 AM
ooh, you think you can kill me, well i can kill you fir--
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Thorns on February 12, 2018, 09:38:40 AM
Play this song when I di-


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl-E6EkOS-A
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: lightstone on February 13, 2018, 04:42:28 AM
i haven't got all korok seeds yet
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on February 13, 2018, 01:02:16 PM
SPONGEBOB IS GOD!!!! *dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 10, 2018, 06:29:12 AM
I was just trying to help.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on March 10, 2018, 08:05:10 AM
Skip the lecture and do it! I have plans this afternoon that don't wanna do.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 10, 2018, 03:05:39 PM
...this isn't vanilla flavor.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Darknimesis on March 15, 2018, 01:04:55 PM
1. What's the worst that could happen.


2. Do you smell almonds


3. Hey look a wolf.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 15, 2018, 08:05:16 PM
"Is that the smell of propa-"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on March 16, 2018, 07:31:21 PM
My mom has my phone and i rather be dead than *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 16, 2018, 07:33:33 PM
"Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Cheza on March 16, 2018, 07:38:12 PM
"Would you mind pointing that thing some other way?"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Brisky on March 16, 2018, 07:48:48 PM
Brisky: "I wonder if the test depth of this submarine is really that accurate. I mean, there's what, like forty men on this thing? They've got to have cut in some slack, right?"

XO: *Holds back tears* "Con, passing eighteen-hundred feet..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on March 16, 2018, 10:32:01 PM
I don't give a crap about any of you. Wait i didnt mean it!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on March 16, 2018, 10:43:16 PM
What's that beeping noise?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Trixsie Vixen on April 06, 2018, 06:03:24 PM
No, it's definitely not an electric fence...
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Brisky on April 06, 2018, 08:52:12 PM
I'm humanoid, I can have chocolate!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 09, 2018, 02:02:28 AM
I did try, but that wasn't enough.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on April 09, 2018, 11:13:40 PM
Please hear me out. For just $19 a month you can get your life se- *dead*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Buna on April 10, 2018, 01:51:36 AM
Yo you lackin?
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 13, 2018, 11:35:06 AM
This is not the right street!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MuttButt on April 13, 2018, 12:16:04 PM
delete my browser history
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 13, 2018, 02:27:44 PM
I don't think that was gatorade.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Masterbrady7 on April 13, 2018, 10:46:40 PM
"You may have hated me, but just know..."*Dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 15, 2018, 06:36:50 PM
I think I'm going to just explode this model city on my living room table for a Dungeons and Dragons game.
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on April 22, 2018, 03:24:02 AM
.......................................................... Sus

*dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 22, 2018, 12:23:47 PM
This is a tuna sandw-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: AceAurora on April 23, 2018, 03:05:47 AM
I poisoned the wine.  The antidote is in -dies-
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on April 23, 2018, 04:38:58 PM
It was you all along!
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: MaverickTheFur on May 21, 2018, 06:38:33 PM
"why did i approach that strange man in the alley?"
"69 *dies*"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Emtile on May 22, 2018, 12:12:07 PM
"No stop i'm gonna die laughing Ahahaha! Ahaha-" *dies*
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 25, 2018, 01:27:16 AM
"You're a lizard, Harry!"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Brisky on May 25, 2018, 03:21:55 PM
"Wait, are the CO meters tripping?"

"No, the batteries are probably just drained..."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 25, 2018, 03:53:51 PM
"I'm telling you, I cut the power, it will be fine."
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: Oriaan on May 25, 2018, 07:41:41 PM
"these brownies from the old lady down the street are great"
Title: Re: Your last words
Post by: White Wolf Guardian on May 25, 2018, 11:12:27 PM
"This red apple is not orange."