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This is kind of to run parallel to the "How do you want to die thread" but more specifically, what would you like your last words to be?
I'd like mine to be either "I may be gay, but I don't have a soul, so no hell for me!"
Or "I see a light... lol jokes *dead*"
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"All those questions I never had are about to be answered."
"The password for my computer is ****."
"Since I'm about to die and all, could I possibly (Censored for your safety and my continued allowance on the Forums)?"
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1. Well this sucks
2. I'm going to that giant colander in the sky
3. The treasure is hidden in the...uhhhhh *dies*
4. You're adopted
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"Play me one more for the road make it a smooth jazz."
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Here are some calm and neutral ends.
"Please don't cry for me."
"Be this my retribution or my road to sanctity, I do not regret my life, only that I cannot stay with you any longer."
"Freedom is such a fleeting thing... We think just because we can live how we like, we are wholly free. No, we are all bound to the rules of the universe, life and death. Thus, I depart."
"I love you all."
And here are some more chaotic ones.
"**censor** you, and **censor** your *insert whatever is killing me/the reason for my death here*!"
"Killing me for the means of fulfilling your sick desires... It only means that you shall be risen against and destroyed."
*laugh forbodingly until dead*
Or anywhere in the midst of saying those things.
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1. *builds upto a sneeze, then dies without sneezing*
2. Can I have a sandwich?
3. Oh, I have this great, million dollar idea! *dies*
4. May my parting bring not sorrow, but joy, for I'm not leaving, I'm just going home.
5. Wait...tell Scarlet...I DO give a damn.
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Delete my browser history!!
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I told you I was sick
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1. "Don't be sad... Be happy that I'm going to a better pl- *dies*
2. "I've had a good run. Met a lot of good people, did great things... But now my time is up. Just remeber this... The tv remote is buried in the backyard- *dies*
3. "If I'm dying... I'm taking you with me!"
4. "Come closer... Closer... Closer, there. I got to tell you something... I was the one who ate your last cookie..." *dies*
5. "**** you! **** your country! And especially **** your!-" *dies*
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Don't worry...everything will be...
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1.(insert name here),i'm going somewhere and i don't think i'm can come back, but i want you to know you were the best thing that ever happened to me.
2.i...have..to tell you something my girlfriend is...is...is.*dies*
3.should of told you this sooner but i'm....*dies*
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For all my life I have been secretly exploring the true meaning of everything, hacking into the governments, everything... But just recently I found the conclusion... To the ultimate question...
The meaning of life, the universe and everything is... is... X_X [size=78%]*dead*[/size]
[size=78%]Something like that, anyway :P[/size]
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oh I won't be having any last words! :3 can't have any last words if you don't die!
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"Worth it." x_x
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"Tag! You're it!" :D
or
"lol pwned"
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Unnh... Link, I didn't want
you involved in this... I told
you not to leave the house...
Take my sword and shield and
listen. You can focus power in
the blade (hold the B Button).
...Then release it using the
secret technique handed down
by our people...
Link, you can do it!
Save the Princess...
Zelda is your... ... ...
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"whatever happens Amy and Rory, just stay back..."
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"Respawning in T minus 3 seconds... BEEP BEEP Error, could not login, user has lost connection to host x_x "
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[removed]....Although i dont hope to die anytime soon, you never know when your time comes.....
[removed]
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1. "It's about time!"
2. "one more 305..."
3. "Finally, i got a bone to pick with god."
4. "time to meet Kurt Cobain."
5. "i aint dyin'...i will never die."
6. "well, looks like grunge dies with me..."
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"See you later, space cowboy."
"Ch-check the bicycle seat..." *Dies*
"Ten points from gryffindor."
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I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!
Ha ha. References.
*ded*
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"the cure for cancer is-" *dies*
no; honestly, my last words would just be saying goodbye to my loved ones.. nothing to fancy...
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"I hid it under the....."
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I'd want to sing Bohemian Rhapsody before diving straight into Rick-Roll because trolling death is awesome <3
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I don't think I'd like any last words, to be honest. I'd want to die quietly, because by the time I was about to die, I would've wanted to say everything I had to say to everyone. Everyday, I tell the people I love that I love them. To make sure that they know. In case they die or I die. Silence would just say everything, in my opinion. Instead, I'd just give them a look. A smile. That's it, a smile. Then I would die. Because I think a smile is more poignant and significant than anything words can say.
But if I was just suddenly killed before I got to say everything I wanted to say, all I would say is: "Thank you..." I want everyone to know how grateful I am.
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Looks like its time for me to Go To Sleep....x.x
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"I got to say something... ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!" XD
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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY!
JEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIN-
(purple fists of fury go off)
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"You know, the closer it gets to me the more it looks like a piano..."
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My last words will be:
"Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
-Dylan Thomas
Basically I'd say this as words of encouragement towards those who would mourn my loss. I wouldn't want the darkness of night (Or my death) to consume them to the point in which they couldn't enjoy life anymore. Instead, I'd want them to 'rage against the dying of the light' or to continue living life as if it were their own last days on earth because hey; just because I'm gone doesn't mean they are :P.
But yeah, if I think of any others I'll post 'em :3.
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I would start singing wonderful world by Louis Armstrong.
:I see trees of green…red roses to…I see them bloom…for me and you. And I think to my self, what a wonderful world. I see sky's of blue…and clouds of white, the bright blessed day, the dark sacred night. And I think to my self, what a wonderful world. I hear baby's cry, I watch them grow. They'll learn much more, then ill ever know…and I think to my self…what..a..wonderful…woooooorld! *cough cough!* see you in heaven, my wonderful friends.…… x_x
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE)
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- "Burrow the computer with me" -dies-
- "Tell my friends i'll miss them" -passes out-
- "avenge me sister..." -lights out-
- "i lived a good life" -bhawwjjjj-
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"Im gonna take a nap,... wake me up when im not on earth anymore."
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hey y'all watch this
I would never dream of having a peaceful death too boring
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Hmm... I would have to say these three:
•I never regret a thing I've done
•the money's in the...
Or if I die in combat
•I gladly have my life for that of another's
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I like all these quotes, some of them are philosophical, some of them hilarious and some pop culture references xD
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1: COME GET SOME!!! YEAH YOU LIKE THAT!!!!
2: I drank what?
3: Shit!
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"Oh look a tunnel, I wonder where it………"
(Kinda weird but live and let die.)
[no pun intended]
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" I may be dying but at least I've made my mark" (for friends)
" you may have killed me but I will come back...And i will kill you."(person who kills me)
"I didn't like you anyways" (for Mean people)
"See me in the spirit world..We shall live for each other"(BF/GF)
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Well i have night terrors every night and i usually go out sreaming "F*** you!!"
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"We shall end this... Together!"
"I've lived to see my grandchildren all grown-up... Now it's time for me to leave. Don't forget me, because I won't forget you..."
"What could possibly go wrong?"
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my other ones would probably be "boy... that escalated quickly"
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pshhh, immortal people don't have last words.
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"Time for the boss battle, bring it on!" B)
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"Woe is me, I think I'm becoming a God!" or "What an artist the world is losing in me!"
Thank you, Roman Emperors Vespasian and Nero. :P
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"Hello beastie!" >u>
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"Bacon sammiches served in the next life."
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"If I find out I was buried in Lavender Town, I will make sure every step you take will be on top of Legos!"
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1. DAMN, not again!
2. Well, it was fun as long as it lasted.
3. I hope they have good internet connection in heaven.
4. I will see you again in Sovngard brother...
5. See ya suckers!
6. Give me a gun, I want to die in combat! [size=78%]([/size][/size]Im a big fan of norse mythology, and to get to "Heaven" you need to die in combat[size=78%][/size][size=78%])[/size] ^_^
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"I wonder if I can make this jump..."
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"I need mouth-to-ass resuscitation!"
*Laughs*
"I die happy knowing you fell for that"
-or-
"The treasure! The treasure I buried all those years ago..... It's worth millions! It's buried at.... at....." *Dies*
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I've got another one (Old topic I know, sorry >w<;)
"Hey, remember that time when....*Dies*"
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(Saying this to my kin. If I ever have one.)
"You ever seen the stars? Like actually look...I have and it's beautiful. Like the day I saw your beautiful eyes. We have lived a good life, now continue making it better, dont forget about me but don't morn for to long. See you later."
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"What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" X3
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"oh don't worry I cooked it my self"
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"I didn't have enough luck, this time."
"I guess it had to happen, somehow."
This taste for the dramatic.
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"It's now your responsibility to remember me, I live on in you for now on..."
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"goodbye friends i am gone"
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"and this is how you make a pipe bomb"
*blows up in hand*
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''Name a videogame character after me''
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Get out of the den, the hunters know we're here!
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"Remember to ... (cough) to format my hard drive..." *dies*
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"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."
or
"MARY! Build the bridge! The Nazis are coming!!!"
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"It is only a little fire..."
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"How many energy drinks do I need to take before I see stars?"
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"what could possibly go wrong"
"what do you mean its not supposed to do that"
"Sam take The Colt"
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"I will try anything once"
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"What does that button do?"
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"Now that i see the light....is it the burning fire of hell or is it a Doctors Office?"
Or
"Where is that 26 cents you owe me Bro?"
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"I'm pretty sure this wire isn't hot."
"What? Why shouldn't I press it? But buttons ARE to be pressed!"
or most likely:
"I'll give it a try. For Science."
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"Everyone's doing it man."
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"YOLO"
(You only live once so lets do something stupid and get ourselfs killed)
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Mathematically speaking,
YOLO => YODO (You Only Die Once) so doing stupid stuff is stupid. ^^
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"Get out get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"-Karl Marx
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"you only live once so just go f***ing nuts"
Mitch Lucker
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Definitely depend on how I'm dying... but I'd probably be like this if for some reason able to speak without a sudden death.
"Now I hope you know... and remember how much love I shared with you... and everyone I touched... please keep sharing it... this world needs much love."
"This has certainly been... one helluva ride... I've had lots of ups and downs... things I did, things I didn't do... but I just hope you know... I love you all."
If It were going to be like, quick death,
"Just so you all know, I hope you know how much I love you right now, and I will treasure the moments I've spent with you."
"Can I just hug one of you... I want to go out loving someone."
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Like Alex it would depend on the circumstances: so either one of two quotes as appropriate.
Bertrand Russell: Love is wise, hatred is foolish.
Or
Darth Sidious: Wipe them out. All of them.
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Don't touch my stuff!
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"I shouldn't have voided those warranties"
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Ha! I beat your Highest Score... too... easily
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So it's the red one right...?
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hold my drink and watch this
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Do you think he noticed?
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My real name is... is... Mish-... Mi-........*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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I Am SPARTACUS!!!! x_x
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I TOLD HIM NOT TO- *Die*
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What did i say when i died...............................
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An then I said...
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*Farts* :3
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LOL, Do your worst, LMAO
His fart killed him XD
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sshhhhhhh x_x
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My library book is overdu.. *gasp*
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"Delete my browser history"
"Hi hungry, I'm dead."
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Recover his key-strokes, avenge me!
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I pooped....
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XD XD ^_^
((I just snorted))
*clears throat*
Last drinks gentlemen!
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Lmao :D this is what happening is when im tired lol
Hmmm....Ya know when I was a lad...I had prostitues on every City Offical.....x.x
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ITS OVER THE LIIIIMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
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wanna have a lethal nerf fight?
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Is it too late to order the fish?
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Heffelumps and Woozles are REAL
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You'll never take me alive Batman!
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I AM....dying....
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And now, the end is near and so I face the final curtain
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Its a bird it a plane ya know what i don't even know what that is all i know is that this machines are keeping me alive *Power outage* x_x
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Shields up....!
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Why me ?
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I think you have to cut the blue wire
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Don't Shoo......
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Don't worr,y it's not loaded
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Look what i can do
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Want to play Russian Roulette?
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Oh, speaking of.
I know a kid who did that, he is alive, but he has permenent barin damage for putting a bullet i his head.
:(
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Oh, speaking of.
I know a kid who did that, he is alive, but he has permenent barin damage for putting a bullet i his head.
:(
Holy crap :o
"I bet I can make that jump on my bike."
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The only thing he can do is Cry.
He was betting $15 Dollars on his non-obliteration of his head.
Aaaanyway.
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PUMP UP THE JUICE
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This IS a Game... RESPAWN IN 3 SECONDS!!!!!
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GO AWAY OR I WILL TAUNT YOU A 2nd TIME
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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GAHHHHHHH....Blech....hahah just kidd.......... x_x
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I just needed one more hit.... *Die*
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Luke i am......your brother
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Ahahha ... Great last words XD
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Luke i am......your brother
XD
"I'm commencing my trench run"
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FIRE ZE LAZORS
HACLAVESA=STEALF WEPWN!
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Yall aint gonna believe this
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Hey, does this grenade pin belong to anyone?..
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Lmao whoops
I see my puppy
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"This looks like fun!" :)
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Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
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Hey look the Headless Horseman :D
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I'm pretty sure this chicken is fully cooked. *nom nom no...*
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Whats in the box, mr. President?
Boom.
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This well can't be too deep.
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This well can't be too deep.
Oh my, thats hilarious.
What would happen if i electrocuted my peiercings?
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"Mow my lawn" *bang*
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This well can't be too deep.
Oh my, thats hilarious.
What would happen if i electrocuted my peiercings?
Thank you :)
I'm just making toast in the bathtub, what could possibly go wrong?
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That one made me laugh even more.
Were trying the new, revovutionwry rubber grenades today.
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I think I might run out of funny ones really soon.
I'm very sure that its okay to use that chainsaw for a haircut.
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Just read te darwin awards.
Im mooostly sure you wont explode in the rocket.
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Watch this, I'm going to make a wood burned pattern on my eye.
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Im getting an mri now, with metal implants.
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There is no way I will be injured from eating these glass shards.
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Let me just check my rifle barrel
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I promise the safety is on. look.
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I know its not loaded....*BANG* Whoops
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Don't worry, we'll miss the iceberg
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Lets try the knife game, but with my head!
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Hey Eager Elephant!!
"Watch me balance this elephant on my nose"
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*Circus music*
I'm quite light.
For my build, that is.
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Are you sure trick or treating around here is a good idea?
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Ooo! Look! Free candy!
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I'm absolutely sure I should be standing in front of this tree when I cut it down.
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Look you see that gator i'ma go play with it
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*jumps into the wolf enclosure at a zoo* What could possibly go wrong with my fellow wolves.
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*Pokes a bear with a stick* "GIVE ME MY PICNICK BASKET*
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*flails in front of a horse* YOU'RE NOT HIDING, YOU'RE TOO BIG.
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*Pokes a horses butt*
Eh watch this
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Haaa!
I'm going to watch you get kicked into space. Say hi to some kerbals for me.
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*Wears red with a bull*
I bet i can run faster
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"I think I can unjam my toaster with this fork..."
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*Jumps into the polar bear enclosure* I'm gonna swim with this polar bear!
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This dam looks solid *tap tap*
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I am absolutely sure that ingesting one-hundred pounds of cheese will not harm me.
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That lava flow is gonna chicken out first
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This geyser will definitely not erupt.
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Dragging the Moon closer to Earth will bring good fortune!
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I can go to the sun, I'll just go at night.
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There is no reason to believe the aliens will be hostile
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I bet I can tame that wild horse.
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So this is the first time you've cooked stonefish?
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Watch me break this cinder-block with my head.
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Zombies are just folktales
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I bet I can jump off of a thirty story building and survive.
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OK, I'll go first!
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Lets get run over by this semi-truck.
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I might just log on for a minute...
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Ya know im thirsty and all we have is this antifreeze stuff....OH WELL DOWN THE HATCH
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Watch as I hug this barb-wired fence!
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{DANGER}
{OF DEATH}
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We should totally go vault that fence.
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Its perfectly safe for me to be touching this broken telephone wire.
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Black wire?
Sure, i'll lick it for 100 bucks.
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This poison can't be that powerful.
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Dude, I can make that jump!
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Maybe if I eat this yellow paint I'll get the happiness inside of me.
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Repeat that slowly.
"GET THE HAPPINESS INSIDE OF ME"
lets call everyone oranges in England, why don't we?
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You did not just do that. :D
Watch this, I can cut an artery and not bleed out!
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I just groaned and made a dying noise, I'm very squeamish.
lets put the creepy disk named "DO NOT PLAY" in the dvd player, shall we?
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I apologize for offending.
Lets use an 80's cellphone for extended periods of time! There's no way I'll get radiation poisoning.
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your not effendin' no one.
I'm just a squeamish.
Lets finds out how may times can we tazer ourselves until we die!
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Lets eat this bag of cement!
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"I'm going to die?"
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*My arm gets cut off* Its just a flesh wound.
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"If it must be, so be it"
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Cyborg party!
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Hey look a car
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Shots shots shots shots shots!!
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I would like a bomb sandwitch, please.
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This won't hurt a bit!
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I'm gonna ride on the outside of the car.
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I bet you......
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Lets go to space, on this rocket I made of cardboard!
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Hey, this candy looks like pills!
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Look that tree looks good to climb :D
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I'm more than sure my stomach won't rupture after drinking a gallon of water in one sitting.
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Don't we all run on gas? *Glug Glug*
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What do you mean the warning is not English...
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Its a great idea to attach razor blades to this fan and shave with it.
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My PC is overheating, this compressed air with fix it
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Lets make a dry-ice bomb, and get real close.
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I simply must show the President my new replica pistol! *waves gun* "Mr Presiden..."
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"All my memories will be lost.... like tears in the rain....."
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Let's make a bomb.
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The Ice was too cold....
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No one ever dies from brainfreeze *Slurrrp*
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This is only the beginning.
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Let's Put a Fork In The Garbage Disposal!
*Ratats6iasdaysdasdgvlasdfvsdldkdngaosdgpajop*
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Don't worry it's totally microwave safe.
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RUN TOWARD THE GUNSHOTS
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I think its the red wire.
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Lets play some nerf, but with REAL bullets!
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Its not that high, lets just jump.
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Woo! Going to Space!
Oh no,i forgot the spacesuit...
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*crawls into a man-cannon* (voice echoes) You shore this is safe?
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This Bluderbuss looks unload--*BOOM*
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LOOK MAA NO HANDS
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Let's trim the hedge with a LAWNMOWER!
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it doesnt seem infected to me...
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Lets go play the KNIFE GAME
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lets throw pears at the cops
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lol lets go give out free candy to cops
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lets dance in street!
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Let's pretend were cops
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lets become super heroes
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Lets test weather we['ll bouncve if we jump off a high buliding!
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Is that lightning? Sure looks like it
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Lites drink some GASOLINE
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I dare us all to eat a spider
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How long can we go without sleep?
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I can stay awake forever
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Rissian ROulette!
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Let's take all the drugs
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I can eat a watermelon whole
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How loud can these speakers go?
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Watch what happens when this baby hits 88! *forgets to step aside after 1 minute*
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Gordon--Remember What happened to that Poor Cat...
*HL2 REFERECE TO TELEPORT*
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"Yo Rambo what up with da knife"
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"Oh yeah? And what are you going to do about it?"
Most awkward last words ever
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S'OK the prawns haven't been left out too long
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No no, it's fine; I've eaten these before...... o.o
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I think the coast is clear
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EAT THEM
NOMNOM *Boom*
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"Don't worry, it's not loaded" or something similar...
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I will infect myself with this deadly virus so the zombies don't attack me
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"Let's get straight to the point..."
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Only 3 more counted posts until I'm a foxy fox...
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"Do you believe in time travel?"
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So I just stand on the big X?
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So I just stand on the big X?
I just died laughing.
"Do you know any funny jokes?"
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Just because you see a few fins doesn't mean the water is "shark-infested"
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"That doesn't look like any camera I've ever seen before..."
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"Corn Hole!"
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"I'm on fire!"
"No, IM NOT SINGING STUPID LYRICS!"
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"I can't believe I finally about to stage dive"
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"Don't worry, I'm a scientist"
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"OK I have the jumper cables, do I just clamp them onto...?"
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"Lets eat fireworks!"
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It doesn't look that deep!
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"It can't be that dangerous"
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Just a motorcycle is boring... Lets add fireworks
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"We've got plenty of fuel, don't worry"
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I got a new bike!
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"NOOO, you light the stick of dynamite as so."
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"Would you mind pointing that the other way?"
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"You fight me!"
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"I'm sure he's gonna swerve first"
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Ill go first!!!
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"I just have this one atomic cookie, let's split it"
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"The only thing I can be sure of is that a new adventure begins when this old one ends."
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, lets eat some H2O2
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My last words would be
It seems that i can finnally be free from this worlds pain, please dont forget me i know you think as me as a freak but please never forget me
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Mine will be "Whoops I died..."
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"I think I smell gas"
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"Iocane powder, I'd bet my life on it"
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And who said that I shouldn't have put salt on the KFC?
#### you! I used your credit card!
I gave it all to charity...now you can't have any!
You thought that was chicken! It was your hamster!
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It was the cheese!
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Hey are you that one guy... on the wanted poster
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"Bury me at make out creek."
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High five bro. kamikaze!
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There is no ice
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"Bury me at make out creek."
Awesome!
"Turn it up to 11"
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"ok, so I'm just supposed to sit in here, wait for the water to heat up, and ignore the guy peeling vegetables over there?"
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"why are the jungle drums speeding up?"
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I am invincible!
(http://www.theninemuses.net/pics/boris20.jpg)
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"Let's cross the streams"
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Make sure to keep your arms and legs INSIDE the carriage at all times, otherwise the friendly neiborhood lion will amputate them.
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Careful with that axe Eugene!
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Pfft, It's only a butter knife...
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That's not a knife, this is a knife! >:3
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
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Justin Bieber looks like my little sister.
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LOL, that's what Miley said: http://zwingliusredivivus.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/ad_125437910.jpg%3Fw%3D455%26h%3D358 (http://zwingliusredivivus.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/ad_125437910.jpg%3Fw%3D455%26h%3D358)
Last words: And now, goodnight.
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Now, How do I stop the bleeding again?
*Spurts*
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I am an eagle, watch me soaring!!
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"Careful with the pepper, it's getting in my nose!!"
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"I'll be right back."
"Over here, stupid!"
"Goodbye."
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Watch! I can catch a bullet with my teeth :D
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"UH! Bullets! MY ONLY WEAKNESS"
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QUICK THE MEDGUN!
*Explodes* BLEAH NOT THE DEATHGUn
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"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
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"I said you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"
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Watch this *cough* on the News, *Cough, groan* re-live my awesome... sssstory........
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Everyone knows zombies aren't real :P
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What does a taxidermist do anyway?
-
"This bath is good but I'd like some toast..."
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"OH NO! A pebble got stuck in the electrical outlet, I'll just use this metal knife to clear that right up!"
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"THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there!"
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"Maybe I should cut... the green wire..."
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This is probably against the rules, but it doesn't really cut it any other way x-x
(http://www.decibelmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/turisas-full-572x858.jpg)
"He followed me home.. Can I please keep him? :'3"
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" I Wonder what THIS button does! "
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You're a cliché victor van doolin!
-
Lets make a dry ice bomb.
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"I've never really liked naps, so I'll probably not like being dead"
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Must suck to die form a heart attack
-
"OK, so auto-pilot will take us from here right?"
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"You can't kill me!"
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Alot of guys have been going lately, I wonder why... *Die* X__X
U
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I hope Satan has my room ready.
I trapped a demon in this house, so whatever you do don't open the *dies*
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"Victory or Sovngarde!!"
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Im not insane....
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There's a million dollars in....
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This guillotine is definitely fake.
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I spent my life knowing this would happen, now i will spend my death knowing it has happened, and can only get better... (Optimist way of thinking)
I spent my life affraid of death, know it came, and i dont want to be depressed forever with my lost... even though i know you will (???? way of thinking)
Dont feel sorry for me, since you will die too at one point (negative way of thinking)
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-let me not be remembered as a monster, for the real evil lurks within every one of us.-
Funny one!
-is there a Facebook status for 'Dead?'-
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-Don't let your Mother find what's under the mattress-
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"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than y.. AAARRGGGHHH!!"
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"I don't want to go." :'( (Whovian reference)
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It's over.. nine..... thou- CHKAGH *die*
What does the fox- *BOOM*
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Trust me I am a pro at this
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I wanna play a game...
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I am going to join this game....
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We're playing a game...
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Stay Golden you guys, Stay Golden
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Don't you, forget about me... Don't-Don't-Don't- don't you... Forget about m- *O NOES! I IS DED!*
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Burn my STUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFF!!!!!! *Slowly decreases in volume*
0:)
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I think the ice is thick enough
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Don't worry red buttons never hurt.
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Hey everyone, I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb! YAAAAAAA-
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"Son I think it's time I told you the truth. I'm the one who took your... toothbrush"
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"I am sure the rope will hold as we climb down"
-
Hold my beer and watch this...
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Oh I can handle a little alcohol
-
"I got this..."
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"When I die... I want to be a screen saver *DED*"
Then the crowd around me pulls out their cameras and start snapping away :P
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nonono its the blue wire...
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Blue, no YELLOooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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I think it is cooked enough... I mean it is only pork
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What's the worst that could happen?
-
I have a great idea!
Watch this!
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Oh, I almost forgot to ask....how's....-dead-
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I will miss you all.
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This botox poison won't do a thing if I drink it.
Just watch.
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Hey, look what I can do!
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To the stars, and beyond!
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But I was just getting started!....
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"Oh... so I was not supposed to press that button..."
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Morons! You all know those rumors about Pop rocks and Soda isn't true right?
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I am sure the patch I made on the parachute is good enough
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This isnt over...
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I think it is bullet proof
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Really guys? You think this snake will hurt us?
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We're not getting any younger!
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If you strike me down I shall become m...
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Aw man! It didn't work!
-
We're almost there!
-
Here we go!
-
Oh look a penny!
-
Did you say there was a bomb in the trunk of the car? *boom*
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How hard can it be?!
Y'know I saw Jeremy Clarksen do it once, it must be a great idea!
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"Don't try this at home"?
Challenge accepted.
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"I wonder what would happen if I poked anoni with a sharp stick"
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"I wonder what would happen if I poked myself with a sharp stick"
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"Screw this, I'm out!"
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"look, they're just blanks"
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See, I told you it was safe!
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"I always meant to tell you, the treasure is buried at..."
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"Yeah... I always meant to tell you... I'm colourblind..." (explosion)
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*looks down at shot in chest* its ok... I cant die *falls over*
"Yeah... I always meant to tell you... I'm colourblind..." (explosion)
((I am really color blind and I feel like I will be in one of those situations one day))
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*looks down at shot in chest* its ok... I cant die *falls over*
"Yeah... I always meant to tell you... I'm colourblind..." (explosion)
((I am really color blind and I feel like I will be in one of those situations one day))
((Let's hope it will not come that far... :o))
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No, it is A FREAKING ASTROID RUN FOR YOUR... (Explosion)
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I have the answer! I Know their weakness! *Instant Death Crush*
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Y'all ain't gonna believe this s$&t.
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Wow, cyanide tastes great :D ......wait...... cyanide? x_x
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I think... I think i'm cold
-
I see a beautiful field of flower at the end of a tunnel
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Naaaaah, this food is safe.
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Oh my...
a bunch of flashy buttons...
they look REALLY dangerous and i shouldn't press them....
* Smashes the buttons wildly *
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Cut the blue then the red? or the purple then the red then the blue? oh whatever i will just cut them all *cuts wires*
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Up up down down left right left right.... B A..... SHIIIIT
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No wait, let me explai...
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I said turn left... I SAID TURN LEFT!
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How can this day get any worse?
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Hey, guys, watch me test out my Bigfoot trap!
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I've been sold to Disney D:
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This job as the royal taster really isn't that bad :)
-
Though I am about to die of massive internal injuries caused by a spike of frozen human waste falling from a plane... it still makes a better love story than Twilight.
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^greatest ever^
I regret nothing... well maybe betting my life
-
I'm Batman
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Don't let your mother find what's under my bed!
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1) That looks safe enough.
2) Wanna go lick some bright-colored toads?
3) Ow.
4) I'll be right back...
5) Zelda is your...
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When you see me, you'll shit bricks!
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Look to the sky before you die, It's the last time you will. Oh hey, a meteor about to crush me!
(Guess the band and Lyrics?)
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the number nine
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You need to find four!
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Mine would be "Goodbye old friend" because I'm a huge X-Men fan or "I'm with you till the end of the line"
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what do you mean it started to move!
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"That's... that's meant to be there... right doc?"
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TIMBER...*crushed by tree*
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Before I die I just... I just wanted to say that... that...
*dies, causing huge suspense*
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"The truth is I'm really the Dread Pirate Roberts"
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What if I told you I'm a figment of your imagination?
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Oatmeal cookies..... Are.... Are evil...
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i got one " LEEROYYYY JANGKINS" XD
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"Man, life is overrated." *dies* *suddenly becomes alive again* "also I was the one who ate all your cookies." *dies again*
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Dear diary, I shall now kill myself
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Got any grapes?
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*walks through desert* *hears a click* "awww man" *explodes*
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Get out of my way!
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NO DONT LOOK AT ME! ILL DISA-
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It can't be that hard.
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That'll never fit! D=
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This is charlie whisper 40 tango drawing in air su-OH JESUS IM GOING DOWN IM GOING DOWN AHHHHHHH-*Boom*
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Meh, what's the worst that could happen? ^_^
*dead*
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i got one " LEEROYYYY JANGKINS" XD
(JENKINS :p)
*going over a waterfall*SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*splash*
[LATER..]
*surfaces* -IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!! *dies from screaming too long* (Anyone get the reference? Minus the death?)
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I can do that! Here, hold my beer.
-
*Sets beer down*
Oh yeah? I can do better
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"I know it'll work! I mean, it's never been done before or anything, but I'm sure it will!"
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Strongest bottle of alcohol eh? I can handle that
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Trust me, im a professional!
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.... Rose.... Bud.....
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Aww crap... You're gonna leave me in the pc and forget aren't ya?
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Oh?
I wonder what this button does?
-
"Uuuugggghhhh.... But I don't WANT to."
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"FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Dies*" ,"You IDIOT YOU PUT A NUKE IN THE OVE-*Boom*
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"This should just take a few minutes"
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Huh...
Is this thing loaded?
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"Don't worry, it's not loaded" -Terry Kath, 1978
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"Oh don't worry, they're just blanks!"
-
"beautiful... just beautiful"
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My name... is really *cough* ....Rkkkggghhh... Coach
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*jumps in hole* I thought you said there was water at the bottom *voice fades followed by a splat*
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"Forinthry shall rise again!!!"
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"Well, geuss it's time to cash in"
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The best way is, to not look at me as aperaon, but as a target.
Did the same to my dogs. R.I.P.
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Geronimo! :D
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Owch !
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"Why, Master? Why?!"
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"We don't need the envirosuits, the atmosphere is breathabl..."
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"You -DARE- attack a god?!"
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"ASSIMILATE THIS!"
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"But maybe it's a nice zombie..."
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"You just have to pretend to be a zombie and they won't come after you, watch"
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*Star war's music*"I WILL DEAFEAT YOU DARTH-*Get's decapitated*"
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"I need more time!"
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"SILENCE!!! -I- decide!"
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"Its your turn now"
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GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
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"Veronica I...."
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"Fall tale mercy"
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"You don't need protective clothing when using power tools!"
-
that was easy
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"Why is "One-winged angel" playing all of a sudden?"
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"Dude c'mon we'll be Youtube famous!"
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"Dude c'mon we'll be Youtube famous!"
Children of Poseidon is the only thing I thought of when you said that.
[size=78%]"Hey, I found this bear and it's sleeping so I think we should go [/size]vandalize its cave."
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"Do it for the vine"
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"ॐ" :P
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"Oh hey i giant saw....*Slips on a puddle* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
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I wonder what this timer is for... I hope it is cookies *BOOM!*
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Good try, I bet that was a warning shot!
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thank you for your order
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There's a higher chance of getting killed by a falling piano than
...
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Zombies are people too
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Leather face looks friendly.
-
"Save yourself kid... Save your-URK!"
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1.There must always be a Lich King
2.Be sure to feed them bacon
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cya at the other side lol ;) AND REMEMBER THT *urk* x_x
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Theres absolutely nothing wrong with the 100's of bacteria in this water
-
Theres absolutely nothing wrong with the 100's of bacteria in this water
If you knew how much bacteria is in the average ocean or lake, you likely wouldn't want to go swimming. Ever again.
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Bacteria is in almost everything..on everything IS EVERYTHING!!!
BACTERIA IS LOVE-BACTERIA IS LIFE
*Expoldes from Bacteriaception*
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Don't be too happy with the sugar in the coffee!
-
Fine, i'll do a Barrel Roll.
^ Has no relation to you buddy heh heh ^
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What's this do?
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This is why I don't go into dark unfamiliar places.
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You will never catch me alive!
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i used to be an adventurer like you but then...
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"Arrows"
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Luffy says it best for me!
http://youtu.be/JsoRLfo_eys (http://youtu.be/JsoRLfo_eys)
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Its yellow and when you get it into your eye You'll be dead
(http://images.raiworld.com/image.svc/route/trein-720.jpg)
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what antidote?
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I don't always eat Mentos but when I do I wash them down with coke.
-
I'm telling you, this is not break-away glass; just watch!
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WHEEEEEEE! :D
-
Oh f**k it's a bus
Gets run over by a bus
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looking into the barrel of a gun couldn't possibly be dangerous
-
What happens when I do this?
-
What happens when I do this?
All I can think of in response to this is death by science. Most probably chemistry
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first class of Humanities, walk into room and find a pile of dog shit, about 2 cups worth.
I have found the best last words ever!
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Eureka!
(I wonder what happened)
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0010 1010 is the answer!
-
I can definitely jump 20ft and survive
-
One simply walks into Mordor...
-
This is what my phantoms wanted
-
*jumps behind a criminal*
I'M BATMAN!
-
*sees his actual fursona but less human and more animal mentally*
Aakor?
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Cyanide is perfectly safe, just watch
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I don't want to live on this world anymore.
*flys off and gets hit by a commit*
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And you thought I was going to die, Hahaha!
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I am invincible!
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I'm telling you, it's not loaded!
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Spare me no mercy. Make it feel so bad its euphoric.
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Even you can't stop me now Batman!
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I can't tell which ones red or green because they're all greeeeeey!
(Colorblind dog joke lol)
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No, it's fine, I know what I'm doing.
-
Russian roulette is perfectly harmless
-
Delete my browser history......XD jk I would say, "help my music grow" ^_^
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I shouldn't have bought the cheap one!
-
"That's weird" he said in a confused voice as he blankly stared at whatever the hell was in front of him.
*whatever the hell being a thing that is doing something anomalous
-
Not again...
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Don't worry, I've been doing this for a few years so I'll be- *Splat*
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HE'S COMIN' RIGHT FOR US! D:
-
damit anoni not agai
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What? My names Naismith... Why?
-
Is this map in miles or kilometres?
-
I'm telling you I can jump the grand canyon in this car
-
So what do I win?
-
I hope you weren't expecting anything in my will, I'm broke.
-
I'll be fine.
-
Don't worry I'm safe!
-
Does it smell like chloroform to you?
-
Listen here, I have left my life's fortune in a 4 digit combination safe. The code is 2-7-8 *dies a troll*
-
Hopefully I am surrounded by my loved ones and get a chance to spread these words.
1. " All these memories I've had. All the memories I've shared. This to be my final moment in life. I'm glad to have them here once more to reflect on."
2. "Many things I regretted in my life. But I spent most of it looking up and never down. Always have a chin up even in your final hour."
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"Don't worry about me! I'll be back to haunt you in no time."
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I would say something cryptic and ambiguous like:
"If we burn we will find water, if we drown we will be find warmth and if we do both the first candle will be extinguished and we will be welcomed into the white room, where our questions will be answered."
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"I didn't even eat the mousse"
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"Bang."
(Reference, reference, REFERENCE!)
PS: see you space cowboy.
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^Bebop til you drop!
"I'm Batman!"
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Were on a budget so either take the viagra or tylenol.
(Red pill, Blue pill reference)
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"Nonesense! This is the perfect place for a holiday home! I think the cliff goes on much fartheeeeeeeee-..."
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"S-s*ka!" Yes. I'd curse at them in Russian.
-
Don't worry, the bleeding will stop soon
-
What are you gonna do? Stab me?
-
"Pfah. I'm perfectly safe up here! No way that pseudogiant's shockwave can get me!"
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See ya shortly!
-
I think we lost them
-
Let's have a My Little Cthulhu convention!
-
"I will see you on the otter side."
-
"Uh... No. There's no snipers."
-
I was not made to make sense!!!!!
-
"Eureka I've d..."
-
"Brain scorcher? What's that?"
-
This laser is not deadly at all!
-
*Sorry if this one has already been said*
"Don't worry guys, it's a dud!"
-
"Pfeh... They're just bandits! It's not like they'll do anything!"
-
"You and what army?"
-
"Hehe... You're cute!"
-
Pffft, I'll just respawn.
-
"Watch this!"
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"I don't have to unplug the power to the computer. I am just gonna put back this hard drive."
-
1.Hey, what does this button do?
2.Mother, is that you?
3.I can't die like this!
4.I don't do death.
-
(if its death by firing squad)
"any last requests?
"yeah a bulletproof vest?"
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I'm sorry for everything
-
^ You made me feel ^
This quicksand is SLOOOW
-
to quote gary larson
"who let this clown in here?!"
-
THIS. IS. Poland.
* Holefalling sounds *
-
Freedom
This isn't over
-
Stay happy my friends, just stay happy...
*Falling over a cliff*
-
Im sure these bugs are just friendly... They didn't attack earth for nothing!
*Giant Wasp stings me.. * Fatality! Wasp wins!
-
Wait no dude, I am not immortal, no plea...
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"dude, hold my beer, lemme show you something awesome I can do."
"The money is in the..." *dies*
"Nah, I've done this a billion times before. I know what I'm doing."
"round-winning kill!"
-
Oh snap, I arh I *Dies*
-
Don't worry, I know how to catch and not get bitten by a snake. I have been watching animal planet.
-
Got any last words? Say it... "Bang"
-
"Typical narrow-minded Jedi"
-
"Please no. don't kill me I am too cute to die... Arrrhhh *Dies*"
-
during a spelling bee on the seventh floor:
"D-E-F-I-N-I-S-T-R-A-T-A-O-N Defenestration"
-
^lol
"I'm sure the gas is turned off"
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It's not the fall that gets you. It's when you hit-..........
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Arh this doesn't taste like soda...
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Hit me baby, One more time!
-
"How nice of you to invite me over for dinner"
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"Now watch as I upload my consciousness to this computer network"
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"Workers,*gasp*,of,the,*gasp*,world,uni...te!""Again, DO NOT touch the lever when I'm-"
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"Here, take the wheel, I just have to send this text..."
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Please don't kill me, i am too cute to die, ...
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"you work the pedals, I get the wheel!"
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"Dead space man! put that syringe in my eye!"
-
isn't it like, a drill? I mean, in dead space 2
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((It's a syringe.))
"I AM LINECAT! DO NOT MAR ME!"
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"What could possibly go wrong?"
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I eat pain.
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Se you all very soon
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"I don't care! I have to wash my hands!"
(.... at this rate, those are gonna be my last words... >->)
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I told you I was sick
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"SAFETY TORCH! Put it in your gas ta-"
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"Just don't let Tim Burton direct my bio-pic..."
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UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE I think my heart lost the beat
-
"Screw you dragon!"
-
I'll go say hi to Hades, Thanatos, Osiris... Is that ever-*dies*
-
Executioner - "any last words?"
Me - "Yes. Just. three."
Executioner *waits* "... okay. *kills me*
I hope someone gets that reference.
-
Hmmm.. nothing.
I see a bird! "That's a plane dude." Why's it so big?
(And my dumb character dies) XD
-
Soon we'll come to the end of life's journey
And perhaps we'll never meet anymore
'Til we gather in Heaven's bright city
Far away on that beautiful shore
If we never meet again this side of Heaven
As we struggle through this world and its strife
There's another meeting place somewhere in Heaven
By the side of the river of life
Where the roses bloom forever
And where separation comes no more
If we never meet again this side of Heaven
I will meet you on that beautiful shore
All they say we shall by the river
Where no spurn clouds ever darken the sky
And they say we'll be happy in Heaven
In that wonderful sweet by and by
If we never meet again this side of Heaven
As we struggle through this world and its strife
There's another meeting place somewhere in Heaven
By the side of the river of life
Where the roses bloom forever
And where separation comes no more
If we never meet again this side of Heaven
I will meet you on that beautiful shore
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((Is that a song?))
And here comes the cavalry!...
-
I shoulda eaten the Doritos!
-
You were better off leaving me alive, for when we both are in heaven or heck you better start running. (Evil dying grin.)
-
I have never in my.. L-life expected that to-h-happen ... *AARRGGHH died*
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Just gonna check the mail box, what could possibly go wron--
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Ill have the jerk chicken
-
As my friend Einstein once said "God does not play dice" everything happens for a reason.
-
Tell my wife ... She's a terrible cook.
-
New game last to pull his chute wins
-
That's a dumb game. IM IN
-
Trust me, Russian roulette totally works with a semi-auto. Only one bullet in the 15 bullet mag! Watch
-
"Can you smell something burning?"
-
What does this do
-
"...just this once...I wanted everyone..to live. no one should die for no reason. lets hope my reason doesn't go to waste."
-
I think its a dud
-
"Nah, there's no way anyone would do anything that crazy with so many people around."
I have a very bad habit of accidentally jinxing things.
-
hey bro watch this!
-
I have hugged hundreds of people with this bomb on me. You'll be fine.
That 1% chance of death.
-
"I wouldn't like me when I'm angr..."
-
This is it...
-
home work, what homework?
or
"they let me keep my spleen"
-
"let my story live on...-dead- bleh"
-
"Any last words? Any last words?!! .. Can I get a pizza?" *Blegh* x_x
-
I seen it work on the internet
-
I hate when that happens, Arh it doesn't matter ...
-
was I not supposed to drink that drink that looked like water(vodka)?....bleh x_x
-
"Yeah... that's not my real IP address"
-
"I caught one! I caught one!" splat & munch XD
-
"I done goofed."
-
Its alright i took a class at the community center *goes boom*
-
two to one, i like those odds.
-
"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"
Killed by a fatal stab wound
-
"Chop me up small, I'd do the same to you." (Dota 2 Pudge death)
-
Only 4 words: Live well, die happy :)
-
"it's just..."*sneeze*" a cold..."
-
My only regret... is that I didn't get to eat fried chicken one more time...
-
You know what, **censor** it, hand me that boomerang. Gonna learn how to use this thing even if it kills me!
-
I mean really how hard can it be it's just nuclear fusion
-
Hey, I just noticed this button I pushed says self-destruct. What does that mean?
-
I want to state the obvious, like in any Shakespeare play.
"Agh! I am now dead." *dies*
-
Player one loses...
-
"See you on the other side..."
-
Well, looks like i'm *Puts on explosive shades* Gonna die http://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY (http://youtu.be/7uW47jWLMiY) *Blows up*
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Mittie: No one deserves this.
Merloon: I have waited to do this for a long time now Mittie >:3
Mittie: No, You ... *Dies*
Merloon: Sweet dreams Mittie.
-
I know now why you cry, but it is something i can never do B)
PUT THA COOKIE DOWN!!!
-
today we learn about fire safety children!
-
It's okay! I can swim!
-
You tild me that would work LIAR
-
today is a good day for bird watching.
-
Com ... plete my ... objective *dies*
-
I trust merloon with my life
-
@Kalan "That is proberly a bad idea :D"
No one survives FOREVER! *Dies*
-
*Teiko gets shot by an arrow and is dying. Friend comes over to hear his final words. Teiko leans up and says, "NOT TODAY!!!"
...dies anyway*
I heard that from a comedian last night XD
-
"Pah, one woof equals ten penguins, and there's only 7 of you!!"
-
"You'll never take me alive coppers!"
-
Damn, I was two weeks away from retirement.
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happy birthday honey i bought you a treadmill and a set of new kitchen knives!!
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cut the blue wire its always the blue wire
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no, the mine field is that way, why?
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Just... one... more... cookie!
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The gold is hidden under the...
*dies*
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Relax he's tame
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I knew it! I knew the cake was a...
*dies*
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Real suffering is not known
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Hey you!!! BLONDIE!!!!!!!
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This gun isn't loaded, right?
-
"I'm sure they're friendly"
-
"I'm so gonna mess with you if I become a ghost. :3 "
(CRAZYCAT! I remember you! But you don't remember me because I changed my username since then. XD )
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"It's OK I read about this on Wikipedia"
-
Oh no you did not do that ...
-
What could possibly go wrong??
-
"WAIT, THAT'S IT! All we need to create a theory of everything is...."
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"Quick rub off the blackboard, Anoni's coming!"
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I forgot what was in this beaker oh well add it anyways
-
Are you sure this rollercoaster is safe?
-
Of corse the sugery is safe I have the best doctors in the world.
Usaly best if your having a sexual sugery done.....
Even in death I still serve thee!
-
Respawning in 3, 2, 1...
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This sword is really heavy...
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ALLAHU AKBAR!
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Its all in the landing
-
Careful with that tray of knives, I just waxed the floor.
-
"Pfft i think i can handle a few zombies."
-
"give me the remote"
-
"Did you just say... I'm not cute?"
-
quick the Muppet's are arresting Chopin for breaking and entering, grab a bazooka and come help!!!!
-
That is right miss Prower i did say you where not cute, but i did not mean it of cause, Please Don't hurt me ...
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Hi there furs!! I need a jacket before I freeze.
-
This day could not get any better :D
-
most likely
ooooooooohhhhhhhhh whee that smarts!
-
Are you are you
Coming to the tree
-
That only happens in movies...
-
I'm surprised this hasn't been a last word yet (as far as I know)
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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My last word "rosebud"
-
"There can be only one!"
-
It doesn't look that far of a jump.
-
"Is anyone gonna eat that?"
-
If you think ya can than ya can
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Hi, Kalan argh Nice sword :3
-
hmm... not sure why the locals are all running away
-
Make sure to... *cough* make sure to record... project... runway. I will haunt you if you don't.
Dimes to Diamonds
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"Don't...eat... the... yellow... snow!"
-
"Wax... my... weasel."
Dimes to Diamonds
-
That would be not so great
-
When I said "drop it", I didn't mean literally!
-
Aaahhhhh s**t.... *kaboom*
-
Are you free tonight, or are you going to charge me? ;) ;)
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"Nobody knows my plans, NOBODY CAN STOP ME NOW!! MUAH HAH HAH HAH HAH..."
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I fear none one cycborg or otherwise
-
*singing to staying alive*
-
DON'T...TELL...MOM...she'll kill me if she knew it was me who set the house on fir...x_x
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I will have war
-
Hold my beer and watch this
-
-Sings I will survive-
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"You wouldn't kill something so cute."
-
No but I'd throw a cup of tea at something that cute
-
What is it with you and tea? :?
Back on topic
"Is chocolate poisoness to eevees?"
-
"No regets"
-
"And for my most daring trick, I will open a portal to the moon!"
-
I have a few favourites.
"Is that a truck?"
"Don't be ridiculous. Why would a cake be poisoned?"
"Quick brain, witty last wor..."
"You won't shoot m...oh..."
"Have fun killing me, when I'm already DEAD! haha!"
-
I always thought it would be more.... explody
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Shed not a tear for me it is i who weep for you
-
"You know all those times all the chocolate and stuff went missing in the house and I swore it wasnt me? Yeah, that was me."
-
In the words of Ned Kelly: "Such is life" :/
-
Hit it.
-
"Better say something inspiring."
-
have soul must travel
-
If dogs dont go to heaven, I want to go where the dogs go
-
Worst merry-go-round ever!!!!
-
you are next
-
I knew it had to be you
-
I DON'T KNOW WHICH WIRE IS RED, I'M COLOR BLIND
*picks one at random, gigantic explosion*
-
"I'm on the highway to he-"
*Impaled by road sign*
-
So this is how it ends i always imagined more unicyles and bears
-
You dont know me!
-
"This is what I get for getting out of bed today."
-
"Now it can't possibly get any worse."
-
Well they said it couldn't e done i guess they were right
-
F**k batman!!!
-
I thought I was invincible... They were right never make a deal with the devil, man... Bleh x-x
-
So I just fell into a vat of toxic waste... I wonder what my superpower will be!! :D
-
Brimstone!!!
*Killed by bomb fly*
(BOI reference :) )
-
Oh Fox...
-
I can too!!!!
-
Smells like fire...
*Killed by pyromaniac*
-
Well this is gonna be messy....
-
I bet I could deflect a sword with my abdominals!
*messily disemboweled*
-
I'm sorry I stole your squeak.
x_x
-
"I'm not dying... I'm just changing form!"
-
"Clear.... My internet history...." Blitz then randomly died infront of everyone.
-
"Honestly, there's no such thing as spontaneous combustion" *boom*
-
@MrRazot Hahahhahah Wo Mr Eagle Eye, nice one :D
Mittie: Hold this Merloon, don't ever give it up
Merloon: Yes yes trust me :P
-
I can jump that
-
Psha! I can take these guys! they are nothing!
-
It gets better.
-
Duck Season
-
Rabbit Season!
-
No! Duck Season FIRE!
-
Wolf season, wait oh crap
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HA! What a moron!!! x_x
-
Hes not as big as he looks
-
Hold on to those eggs dear
((one free belly rub to whomever gets the reference))
-
^That's so 2012
"Let's Thelma and Louise this shit!"
-
Either "That's fine, I'm just gonna rot"
or "I'm not gonna rot ! Not ever ! I've eaten too much Macdonald's for that"
-
^^I guess that means Trixie gets a belly rub! *I run towards her with my paws outstretched*
Come here Trixie!
OT: "I told you it wouldn't work!"
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DAYUM giiiirl how u fittin all that in dem jeans?? XD
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"Oh hi Mark"
(cookie if you get the reference)
-
Give me a minute what was the name of it the movie thing damn I'll remember
-
^smashing last words, i how to model myself after you one day :)
Wow! This water tastes an awful lot like bleach...
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THE ROOM the room Grovy where is my cookie
-
*throws a cookie to you*
GG
-
*Lays on my back and noms the cookie*
Thank you
-
THIS one goes HERE, THAT one goes THERE!
-
No Trixsie. THAT goes THE- oh no wait...you were rig- *thud*
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Don't look under my mattress!
-
This coffee taste like, oh okay ...
-
"I didn't get my belly rub from Furme, prepare for critical meltdown!"
-
"My kidneys are on fire!"
-
Maybe that belly rub would be helpful?
-
"I've eaten too much, don't touch my belly..." *explodes*
-
Uh-Oh...
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"OK, now write this down, I'm not gonna say it twi..." x_x
-
I'm sorry, but Chuck Norris is stup...x_x
-
Oh ouch furme
You wouldnt stab a guy with glasses would you
-
What is that thing falling from the sky? *stares at it*
-
(That's terrible!! XD)
How bad could it be?
-
Do it for the vine!
-
"To be or not to be... not to be"
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"Hey officer what should you never say to a cop. I can't breathe"
(Why do I feel like this one might not go down well? :S [size=78%])[/size]
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"Tell.... my sister...... I love her......... but she's a bitch....."
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Haha! What more do I have to lose!
-
*talking to a crazy chick*
"I'm sorry but I'm breaking up with you"
-
*Pulls pin*
What was the countdown
-
had my last words yesterday.
-
Those who never felt death never experienced life.
-
*Is driving*
"Honey stop nagging me! I think I can handle a simple merge!"
-
I seen this in a movie
-
Good news! that dead guy is not a ghost! :D
He's actually a Zombie.
-
Lets flip a coin for it!
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If you were gonna kill me you would have done it already
*turns my back*
-
uh... No... no contact here. we are clear, repeat, we are clear.
-
OMG this is awesome! Why hasn't anybody done this yet? x_x
-
* as I lay on my death bed*
I hid the *cough* three... Billion do * cough* dollars... In the... *dies*
*my ghost self proceeds to enjoy watching everyone and their brother hunt down non existent money.
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*Driving off cliff* I never should have listened to that TomTom
-
"I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque"
-
I told you that frozen meat was expired...
-
I am sorry world.... I am sorry
-
Well thats not how it worked in the movie
-
Inter Valhalla coated in chrome
-
Ok. Now lets turn around.
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FREEDOM
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As I leave this world, may I enter a new one.
-
Curse you Aquaman!
-
XD Aquaman is a joke, Lmao. The laughing stock of DC. XD
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That's what makes my death so lame lol
-
I dunnoooooooooooo, it'd be pretty cool to talk to dolphins xD
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I think Aquaman would have killed us by reading those XD
It's as funny as it gets, Aqualad. XD
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Boo Aquaman XD
OT: was that cheese or a candle I ate?
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T-the puppy are hi.....hidden in the.......
-
Some variant of, "Whoops", "Oops", "Oop", "Shit"
Or all four
-
"Are you sure you cleaned the shotgun barrel thoroughly?"
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My million pound emergency stash is..... Is! *dead*
-
Seriously Zarco?
-
Where... *cough* the **censor**... *cough, cough* did I put... *cough, cough* my nanobots... *cough*
-
1. I'm so sorry Freddy...
2. Could someone look after my daughter?
3. Resurrect me in a couple of days. Maybe 3.
-
I should of done a barrel roll
-
Shhh, your going to fine, everything okay, close your eyes and look away baby, just remember...i love you.
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I LOVED YOU DAMIEN
dont ask
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we had one heck of ride huh
-
It have been fun.
-
We had some funny last words, but this thread is making me weepy.
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What are you gonna do, stab me?!
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Goddammit... you know that... you've done enough to... kill me... stop it with the--
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Lemme see if I can disarm it, I bet I can figure it out.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbLBS5JBV8U#)
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*on a building* Hey watch this, saw it on a video and he di- AHH!!
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Favorite last words: "Hold my beer, I'm gunna try sumthin'."
Personally, I'd just sing "Highway to Hell", or perhaps use the mummy's voice and say "Death... is only the beginning."
Of course, I don't believe in an afterlife, but those jokes are extremely entertaining XD
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I get hit, real bad. Some guy comes, kneels next to me. I gesturing him over, as if to whisper in his ear
I then shout, with vigor, "NOT TODAY!" and then keel over and die
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"If I could be with you tonight
I would sing you to sleep
Never let them take the light behind your eyes
One day I’ll lose this fight
As we fade in the dark
Just remember you will always burn as bright"
I would just slowly sing this and then just turn my head and drift off to haunt the hell outta everyone
*tears up while singing mcr*
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Ugh! A true saiyan sprinkles when he tinkles! Ughbleh-I'm dead-aigh~
(If anyone gets the reference XD)
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(I got that. XD ) I would call the person over when I'm dieing and I'll be like "Deez..." And he'll be like "Deez who?" Then i'll be like "DEEZ NUTS! GOT HIM!" And I slap it in the face and then die.
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"Well this is a predicament"
"I regret nothing!"
Or
"I have a secret, once I ..." *dies*
-
"Bury me with my phone"
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"I was at your girlfriends house last night!" Dies... x_x
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Fools. Everyone knows that i am the master when it comes to slathering myself in gravy B)
-
Me: theres some money i hid about 30, 000
Guy with me: where is it?
Me: its-its-its.....
Guy: yeah go on!?
*dies*
muahahaha
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I AM JACK THE RI-
*dies*
-
"NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!"
-
Bro....get my box out of the room before mom see it. It all of my billion dollar. The key is ..
Dead
-
Clear my computer history! Bleh! X-x
-
NO! I can't *HACK* die yet... *plays Minecraft music*
Ahhhh... I'm free...
-
"Don't worry, I've done this before"
-
And this children, is a rattlesnake. You can tell by its -AAAarghh!
-
Watch and learn noobs!
-
im coming to haunt you first
-
"Tell my army of Ninja's.....I love them."
-
I dont think anyone has used this yet so im gonna
Oooooo what does this button do
-
"Don't worry, the fluctuations are well within normal parameters."
-
Hey jerk
*kicks bruce banner in the knee*
-
"What did the fox say?"
-
"Eh, What do you mean 'cut the red wire'? ...They all look grey to me..."
-
Now which way this gun to fac....BANG
-
Wow... Guys look it's a star!! It's getting close make a wish!! I wish that I ca-
-
Say hello to my little friend! *nuke go's off.*
-
Falling to doom* FIND ME A WIFE AND TELL HER I LOVE HER
-
"My only regret...was never getting my soda."
-
Arnold Reference
"I'll be back"
-
Yea I watched a video on YouTube on how to do it.
-
yes the cookie was nice x_x
-
Look OUT!
-
here pass me that chainsaw
-
I'll show you how its done!
-
hold my beer
-
To BATTLE!!
-
My only regret...was never getting to second base...
-
Re spawning in 3... 2.... 1.
-
"Man, these apples I got from Lucien LaChance sure are tasty!"
-
"Next time.. Mr fox!"
-
"I had the time of my life..and it was all because of you.''
-
Oh let me out of here. *Pull the lever for the sub outside door*
-
"why is there a rope here*pulls* OH SHI..*gets crushed by falling elephant*"
-
Pshhh, I'll show you how its done
-
Screw it im doing it
-
I'm going to die...*plays the final Countdown.*
-
I knew you were young but even then I expected....well more
-
I am...your....mother...
-
I am.....your...long lost...da
-
Aah...myla.... don't... don't let them get my rifle!
-
Say hello to the devil for me...
-
I HAVE THE POOOOOOWAAAAAAA-
-
ayyyy lmao
-
This isnt over, Oh nevermind I guess it is *dies*
-
Good thing I have an extra life.
-
I can jump it
-
<insert David Guetta's Titanium lyrics here>
-
<i will survive lyrics here>
-
"You'd never actually pull that trigger. I know you."
-
"I shall sing you the song of my people"
-
"I already checked my math! Let's just get this ship off the ground!"
-
ive been expecting you mrbond
-
No stupid you jump on the mine!
-
This is what I get for not letting the kettle boil.
-
"I was hoping for a more dramatic end that this" then I would snicker to my self and die
-
Die? Ha!
"I will fight til my last breath!" Meaning, I won't die until I get killed.
-
Yolo x_x
-
Well crap
-
No wife. I the boss in this house. I choose what to watch. What to eat. What to.. Where ya goin?
........What that for?
-
B*tch please I've got this
-
Nono, I can do this. Bleach can't possibly kill me, right?
By the way...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpdOyoqsXzo
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWqW3HWJsr8#)
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Wow really, i really though you where dead...
-
So long, suckers! and thanks for all the fish!
-
Nono, I can do this. Bleach can't possibly kill me, right?
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/418/148/0f5.gif)
Couldn't help myself
-
"Of course I can fly a plane, how hard can it be?"
-
"50/50 chance you say? My kinda odds!"
-
I can't read the expiration date...it smells good to me
-
Hold my beer
-
Well done God, you got me, but I will win the war
-
I can beat the train
-
Of course I'm fire resistant, our bodies are 90% water!
-
Special set of skills? HA! good luck...
-
"My famous last words shall be these..."
-
Superman can do it
-
C'mon push the button!
-
C'mon push the button!
I have a baaad felling about this
-
Let see.
To feed the lion
Frist open the cage door.
Drop meat at............
-
I don't belive you
-
No! No, no, n– look, I'm out of the car! Le– you– dammit, I'm not doing anything! What is it with you cops?! i–
-
I got this
-
I had the time oh my life..and it's all becuase oh YYoooouuu!
-
"ur an fogit" ~ Wolx' s last words
-
"i was never important from the start but because of you i felt important"- Vales last words.
-
Argh... HEEEELP! - Mitties Last Words
-
Hey, I don't belive in God. *angel turns me into ahses.*
-
"ill rek u 1v1 me skrub" *Gets beaten to a pulp*
-
i'm sorry i let you down x_x
-
1. Yayy......
2. Could someone calm Archie down....?
3. Patchy... I'm sorry... x.x
-
Gg m8
-
You know what I've told you already? It's worse than that.
-
Well, ummm I guess I should have gotten that one up.
-
I bet you I can stop a train like superman
-
I so scared... I don't wanna die... not like this... x_x
-
Well...ummm good bye chap.
-
Yo hold my beer yo
-
u w0t m8
-
dont do drugs
stay in school
eat your teeth
-
1. My demon-goat friend, Dante is in the other room. Hug the poor thin- X.X
2. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *ded*
-
Its my first day of school.
-
Finally! I am at Confuzzled now nothing bad will happen the entire event *gets killed by a falling signpost*
-
Probbably it would just be "I think i'm going to dead."
-
"If I'm going down, I deserve it"
-
"You don't get any of my stuff"
-
*steals all wolxs stuff*
Mine now
-
You don't know what I'm capable of SUSBOY
-
Ladies don't start fights, they finish them. But I'm not a lady… /cracks knuckles and lights a cigarette/
-
Pfft, women can't fight
-
I only wanted to love...
-
Well this is awkward
-
Is it true that all dogs go to heaven?
-
"Who will the world revolve around now?"
-
Well, something better than "Hold my beer, watch this." Is always good.
Though I travel on, be at peace and have joy, for I go now to rest and if it is necessary come again for another adventure.
-
I wish I could get that soda...
-
"See you soon."
-
"I was 30 years from retirement...."
-
Words, words.
"Disappointed"
-
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/19/001fc0e0507507639aaab08c984b8663.jpg)
-
Maybe Hitler was right?
-
Maybe Hitler was right?
I did Nazi that coming, Anne Frankly I find that offensive
-
Those are your last words, because I keel u for bad joke.
-
Well quit Stalin, Shiroku :P
-
"Omf u are going to die."
-
Yep, you got me, I deserved that
-
Smoking doesn't kill!
-
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/19/7f9d3c485f6d1c9afd85dbe406d33f91.jpg)
-
"I'm gonna wake him up"
-
My third wish? A furry zombie apocalypse.
-
"Masking tape is overrated!"
-
"You do know I can regenerate?"
-
I will survive!
-
I'm going to Disney World!
-
Just do it!
-
This is a new reed.
-
What? Science has gotten to that point?
-
"**censor** this shit I'm out"
-
lol rip
-
*Slayer Angel of Death screech* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAA@AAAAARGH!!!####
-
See you later skrubs, btw I've always hated you... x_x
-
Eh. I guesssss.
-
sexy and you know it
-
I guess the milk WAS expired...
-
I'm gonna touch the butt!
-
The files are IN the computer!
-
you got a light
-
The bodies are burried in the basement
-
Your dead to me.
-
"I knew the consequences..."
-
You were adopted
-
So THAT'S the meaning of life.
-
I will not forget anything of this...
-
"I have 99 lifez, but thiz izn't one...." x_x
-
<3 <3 <3
<3 <3 </
<3 <3
<3 </
<3
</
X_X
-
(I belive thats a Zedla refence.)
Yolo!!!!!!
-
Please, I don't want to die a virgin!
*doesn't die as a virgin*
-
"If only...I....had my Spinach...."
-
Bite my shiny metal ass
-
good game
-
If there is a better negator of why to buy and pay later, it's that the price of admission is to become a self hater.
-
"I'm not a fan of mega evolutions"
-
"Lucario is literally the worst Pokémon"
-
"Charizard isn't even a dragon-type"
-
I can beat perry, its only swords
-
"Cheap combos.....Bloodborne... x_x
-
The treasure is in the....*dies*
-
"I was only a little boy...."
-
You deactivated my Trap card
-
"I hope Hitler saves me a seat.."
-
At least I got to fursuit. And something else
-
I only wanted to hug a t rex....
-
This is not the end, im gonna come back and haunt you
-
................Aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!........... "Dead."
-
Plums, and toenails.
-
I belive i'm on fire. T_T
-
"I'm sorry I was not all I should be."
-
Oh boy! Explosives!
-
Go. Get out of here. I'll hold them off as long as I can.
I'll watch you burn in hell from heaven above.
Anubis, my friend and guide. I have awaited thee.
I will always be at your side. Whenever you need me, just think of me and I will be there.
-
It will be fine I've done this before
-
"[Insert HUGE Star Wars spoiler], lol" *dies with a trollface*
-
Sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. English! Do you speak it?!
-
Seriously? You're threatening me with an egg whisk?
-
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20151222/8d849e9e7c5cb0dd24b34fc7f97389bb.jpg)
COME ON! KILL ME I'M HERE!
-
If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you can imagine.
-
Ya I defused the bomb see its right here
-
You guys have given me things I once thought I could never have. Thank you, I've made mistakes, but my life will now end with no regrets at all.
-
You're really a fool, you know that? Did you really think I was aiming my attack at you? Now your link to the demon realm is severed. And I will bring you into the embrace of death, even at the cost of my own life. Your war against the gods ends here Olivia Ragnok. Let us end this war for good and all with our blood.
-
Wow, dude! You really suck at golf.
-
*loses rock, paper, scissors* Fine I'll get it...
-
Hold on a minute, I think the bullet is stuck, let me see here...
-
[Lets out a scream, explodes]
-
I hate semantics. Just let me die.
-
Welp, at least it was over easy. *back flips off the railing of a boat, gets eaten by sharks and then said sharks explode.*
-
What, so you don't think I can jump all the way over there without looking?
-
Remember your purpose. Forget me.
-
I will see you, In the underworld...
-
Oh come on! It's just a spider!
-
Ta-ta for now.
-
Oh, don't cry. I'm just dying, like the hundreds of other people right now.
-
My name isn't Michelle.
-
What!? It's no-
*dies*
-
Delete my browser history!!
This. This would be my last words as well
-
"you come one step closer and ill pull the trigger!"
-
"Please put another 25 cents in the slot to continue"
-
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/24/8e269801fcc6f8444689bab8a82ca890.jpg)
-
The million dollars is under the- *Dies*
-
Merry...Christmas... x_x
-
Pssh! I can make that!
-
It's just a flesh wound...
-
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
-
Do you like waffles?
-
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
OOOH ive heard this where did I hear it from
-
Was it Skyrim? *dies*
-
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
OOOH ive heard this where did I hear it from
It's from the opening sequence of Skyrim
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*comes back to life* That's what I thought *dies again*
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I want this to be how I end (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3T2Z-1spT8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3T2Z-1spT8))
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I could use some healing here!
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Run off ya fools!
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Heh, did your grandma give you that BB-gu-*POW*
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All units converge on the colossal titan!
(Gets eaten by titan.)
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Sh*t! I forgot to delete my histo- *dead*
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Bury me with all of my stuff......
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Bury me with all of my stuff......
((All of it, just everything! X3 ))
Ok, I'm just gonna move a little further back to take the picture...
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But first, lemme take a selfie Cx
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Here come old flat top, he come grooving up slowly, he got juju eyeball, he one holy roller, he got hair down to his knees, got to be a joker he just do what he please~ *dies.*
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Mamma Mia!
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I leave all of my belongings and wealth to my pomeranian.
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20151230/3bfd9cb94195b14002dea1de4adf96f4.jpg)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wair, what are you doing with that pencil?
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What are you gonna do with that big rubber di...[dead]
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Pfft i can make this jump
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I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy… I'm sorry that you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything!
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i cannot make it just leave me tell my wife i loved her tell my daughter Susanna that im sorry that i cant be there to raise her and that i will always love her and tell my baby boy when hes born that even though i was never there for him that i loved him anyways
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I don't wanna fade away. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWnXsUSFVa8)
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*Finds a car charger* Dude... get the camera!
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Zu'u unslaad! Zu'u nis oblaan!
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Zu'u unslaad! Zu'u nis oblaan!
Skyrim reference, huh? I like that :P
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TELL CHANDLER RIGGS I LOVE HIM! *dead*
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"Just -one- more try..."
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"I bet you I can land in top of that tower !"
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"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
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Ornstein and Smough were here.
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I'm so sorry
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"Today is of rejoice, don't mourn on my death, just carry on, live on your life to the best of your ability and don't fall astray."
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I'm so sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLz54rWO2xM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLz54rWO2xM) ~-~
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"This is the last time I accept an invitation from a mysterious robed stranger."
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Who like minecraf?!
(Get's mobbed by haters.)
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Final Fantasy 7 is overhyped.
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Wahahahahahaa! *starts choking*
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Long hard ride. I enjoyed every moment
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I have cheated death before! :/
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The cold never bothered me anyway.
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Never again.
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HOT DAMN THAT WAS FUN
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"You always hear about forks and wall sockets.. Not -spoons- and wall sockets. I'm sure it's perfectly ok."
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They say that the fall never kills you. It's the sudden landing that does.
Ever heard an air heart attack?
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Good night.
*slept next to a volcano*
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Give me five minutes and I'll be back. Death is a horrible chess player
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They say that the fall never kills you. It's the sudden landing that does.
Ever heard an air heart attack?
Genius!
Really now, you can kiss someone to death, hm?
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Hey look, lava! I wonder if I can swim in it!
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*drinks some delicious tea while in the bed of a nursing home, hospital or at home*
This is good.
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/e/e5/Metal_gear_solid_4_screenshots_%289%29.jpg)
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"My only regret is not having a good comment for the 'your last words' thread"
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Do you think I care?
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kcab emoc lliw I! :3
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"you will forever suffer the curse of styxx!" Falls down in a hilarious was with a twitching leg
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The path you walk on has no end. Each step you take is paved with the people that could guide you. Their souls will help. I shall help You. You shall have peace. Hear me. My spirit will be watching you! It will be guiding you!
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Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium! ;) (problem solved :P)
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It would probably be a "mehh..."
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Ow. I've been impaled. ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHH!
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¨So, what do you want from me in return?¨
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Raccoon City sounds lovely!
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WAIT! I've got something to tell you....
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"I think I finallly understand the secrets of CHIM"
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gg.... no re....
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAH AHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJHHHHHHHH
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"If those Whiterun guards can take down a dragon, then so can we"
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"THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!"
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Hey, coffee can't kill you
It only makes you stronger
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"Pfft! What, *hic* you don't think I can shoot this *hic* apple off my own head *hic*" *cocks gun*
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..Hey, did it suddenly get warmer in here?
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There's never been a tornado exactly where I am for more than ten years!
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Are you sure that juggling axes is safe? :S
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Kids. I did have a favorite child. My favorite child was *flatline*
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"Unquote."
Yep, guess what my first word was.
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"I'm coming back for that pie"
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"Continue the fight"
"SCREW YOU!"
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"What, again?"
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"I hate soap!"
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"This is your fault Bob. When I return from the dead your butt will be my grass."
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I'm Immortal :3
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My last words would definitely be "Chef is a 2014 American comedy-drama film written, produced, directed by and starring Jon Favreau, and co-starring Sofía Vergara, John Leguizamo, Scarlett Johansson, Oliver Platt, Bobby Cannavale, Dustin Hoffman, and Robert Downey, Jr. Favreau plays a professional chef who, after a public altercation with a food critic, quits his job at a popular Los Angeles restaurant and returns to his home town of Miami to fix up a food truck. He reconnects with his ex-wife and invites their young son to join him in driving the truck back to L.A. while selling Cubanos in various cities along the way. Favreau wrote the script after directing several big-budget films, wanting to go "back to basics" and to create a film about cooking. Food truck owner and chef Roy Choi served as a co-producer and oversaw all of the menus and food prepared for the film. Principal photography took place in July 2013 in Los Angeles, Miami, Austin and New Orleans. Chef premiered at South by Southwest on March 7, 2014 and was released theatrically on May 9, 2014 by Open Road Films. It grossed over US$45 million at the box office and was well received by critics."
I'm so immature XD
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Beam me up Scotty, what's that? Out of the Irish whiskey? Perfect time then, I die before something worse then the potato famine that took my elders.
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Beam me up Scotty, what's that? Out of the Irish whiskey? Perfect time then, I die before something worse then the potato famine that took my elders.
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(Aka Scotty is a type of whiskey and it's an old Irish joke my family made up. Makes no sense but that's the fun of it x3)
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"Told you i was sick."
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Water and electricity don't mix...duh
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Is that a train?
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Pretty sure I can reach that tree branch
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^ This steak tastes funny...
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It's getting closer....
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Release half life 3 XD
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What could possibly go wrong?
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What could possibly go wrong?
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Did you just?
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Aw, **censor**. I can't die, I don't know what my last words should be!
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(In the best singing voice I can muster)
I set fi~re to the Rain~
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This is good... Isn't it?
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It has been a long, long life. I have seen my nation progress through the centuries. I have watched my children and grandchildren rule as proper leaders should. I have seen Delacia freed from their corrupt rulers, to see happiness, peace and prosperity come to the good people there. And now, I can only wish to see one thing. One thing I have wished to see ever since that horrible war.
I wish to see you, my Lilly. To see you waiting for me as I enter the Duat.
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Not really sure how to follow that...that was deep...
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I will never die! - Mordecai.
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BOMB! GET DOWN!
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Relax...it's not poisonous
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I left a million dollars under the....
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My fortune is yours for the taking, but you have to find it first! I left everything I own in One Piece.
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I'M INVINCIBLE
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Honestly, to all the people who don't get that reference: get out
"This is the best idea ever"
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"This isnt how this is supposed to end..."
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Honestly, to all the people who don't get that reference: get out
"This is the best idea ever"
Lol...agreed
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I wonder what having ebola feels like...
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"Wait, what?"
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The cure for cancer is...
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THere's plenty of time to be dead.
But here I come.
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Good luck finding the treasure...bitches
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Nope. Not a timelord.
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¨Please listen! It's not worth it! If you jump, then I'll jump too...¨
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Look buddy, we're both gonna get out of this sinking ship safely.
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Nothing will happen. This homemade plane is totally safe.
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I wonder how sharp this blade is
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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You there. Identify yourself.
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I have to make sure I post right before Ori
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Slenderman isn't dangerous
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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You honestly think killing me is going to help your cause? You're doing more harm than good for everyone else you claim to be helping, all because of my uniform and for no other reason.
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Who the hell do you think you are, trying to intimidate me with your fu- *bang*
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Jesus is that a m9 pistol...at least have a **censor** desert eagle or at least have it akimbo style....jesus that gun takes like 8 shots to down someone i cant believe *bang
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Pffft, no duh. Any idiot can use a gun, it takes a true master to wield an akimbo set of pistols. Nothing less than a god can hold them upside down.
Here, I'll show you!
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Honey...what are u doing with that pillow...
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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*Stops texting and puts phone down*
What the?!
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U can't kill me
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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The parachute will open soon
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See nothing bad happens when i drive
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Attachment. Nuff' said.
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Save her
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No, no, no, Jason, my man, it's spelled C-H-A-I-N-S-A-W. Wait, what are you doing?
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"Sure, I can come over for dinner later"
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You just had to put a hole in my hundred dollar shirt. Huh?
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Is that my blood?
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Hey honey can u make me a sandwich? (Srry. Had to do it)
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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(http://www.wayofcats.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/carefullylaidplan.jpg)
Nuff' said.
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Disregard the constitution
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Bury my coffin in Vanilla Icecream
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Don't look up things on the Deep Web... How do you think I got ki-
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Am I dead yet?
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I always wondered what was in the light... Time to find out.
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i am always the last one laughing *detonates mana nuke*
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Saucy.
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I left the oven on, dang it!
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Stingrays love foreplay
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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Erase my internet history!
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Now this is where I left the family treasure-
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Hahahaha, still alive.
You need to finish the job, you idiot
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I've invented a new type of parachute!
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Trust me, this Dynamite is very stable ^_^
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No Firefly, Vanilla is a terrible choice for icecream
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(Firefly you seem to be happy about death :P i enjoy you more alive :3)
NO! Tell Mittie i am sorry!
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Skya, to be fair: Swedes are better than Danes and Norway should join Sweden
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I would sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU)
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No Nishjin, memes are not fun
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Last words? Where I'm going, I don't need last words!
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Nishjin for the last time: Dank Memes are terrible.
Also put that gun down
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Yeah it was a Back to the Future reference. You gonna do something about it?
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What does this button do?
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Firefly, bet I can make this jump?
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Aw, c'mon Bricket. I'll 1up you, thirty more feet!
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You're both fools! I can fly!
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Take me with you, Firefly!
*Grabs on*
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Wait... I can't fly
*falls*
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Firefly, you fool!
*Tries to use Firefly as a jump pad*
Bricket, pull me up!
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Hey guys, you bet I can land this plane?
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I must be dreaming. Wake me up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM)
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Look, it's C4.
What's the worst thing that could happen?
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I think hes referring to Area 51.....
Live life like you wanna, let yesterday burn and throw it in a fire.
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This glass is so clear I can't even see it
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No Firefly, vanilla is NOT Canada's national ice cream flavor.
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Wheres a stunt double when you need one
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Haha yea right, you must be joking
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*thing that happened while playing dungeons and dragons. May not 100% what was said.*
My friend: are you sure we should go down there? There were a lot of zombies down there last time.
Me: It will be fine, we cleared out a few last time we went down there. How bad could it be this time?
*last words of Halt the Half-orc Barbarian...until he got a raised dead spell cast cast on him.*
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Bury my shit with me
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^So you mean this? (http://burymewithmymoney.com/)
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"Find me a tub of Ben&Jerry's Baked Alaska, and I'll ride that rollercoaster 5 times in a row"
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I made it that far
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(Oh, hey, look, one of the few threads that were updated so slowly my post is still there!)
Delete my internet history. It's fine if you look through it, but don't let anyone else. My computer password is... fourwordsalluppercase ONE WORD ALL LOWERCASE
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"SHOOT STRAIGHT YA BASTARD"
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Pineapple belongs on pizza... *dies*
<3
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Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
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But how do I know you're the real Mr Krabs?
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don´t take my stuff when i die. get your own!
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"Would you mind pointing that thing some other way?"
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What are you doing with those hotdogs :$
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Thanks for the uplifting words buddy, but they matter as much as me; they don't
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"Watch this!"
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"STAY GOLD, PONYBOY, STAY GOLD."
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" haha don't worry foxes always land on their feet. . . . or was it cats? . . . . . . . "
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"OH LOOK, THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! IMMA GO SAY HI!"
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Just let me see Darren King shred one last time...
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"Yeah, this was a pretty stupid idea"
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"Aaall....ah...arc....bar...." I take out a pin to a gernade and smile.
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*playing Pokémon*
Game: "A wild Mewtwo appears!"
Me: Oh cool, Imma battle it.
Me: *clicks Battle*
Mewtwo: Dis gonna be easy...
*later*
Me: *still has 50hp*
Mewtwo: *has 2hp left*
Mewtwo: Y'know what
Mewtwo: Screw dis
Me: Oh god no please don't
Mewtwo: *causes a massive explosion that wipes out the universe*
Me: Dammit mewtwo
Me: *dead*
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I trip over a soda can and then snap my neck but before that I say."I curse you cola!"
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"I never knew I could talk.."
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Damnit, I never got to meet Matt Dillon.
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"Hey, can you hold this for a second?"
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We tried, didn't we?
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Ha. I can easily jump that! X3
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"I believe I can flyyy!"
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I'm too fast to get caught!!
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You bet I can hug this train
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"WHAT THE FA-"
Would totally scream that in an incoming nuclear warhead.
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*nuke gets dropped*
oh yes please
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WHAT THE FAA-- BOOOM!
HURRR HURRRRRR HURRRRR-!!!
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"Burry me with my money" JK it would be "Finally, I get to see what all of man kind has been dreaming about since the dawn of time"
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My 10 billion dollars are hidden at..
At...
At.........
*death*
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What are you gonna do... Stab me?
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"Tell my sisters... they're still cows..."
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" Consuelo... Oscar... Consuelo... Oscar.."
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"I can totally survive this fall, watch."
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"STAY GOLD, PONYBOY, STAY GOLD."
Love that book
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Do you believe in Karma?
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Tell me something, do you bleed?
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Honestly, I had the worst 3 weeks; what's the next bad thing that can happen?
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Nah, I've had a bad luck streak for a while now, everything will be fine now.
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Well, SAO was pretty good, especially Kirito.
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Trump is going to do great
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"I am forever."
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"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
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"Well, screw you too..."
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This is fun :) x_x
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Cyanide is tasty
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I absolutely adore this tea! Although I taste a slight tinge of almond milk...
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What, so you don't think I dare lighting a firecracker like a cigarette?
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61 Tylenol, so what? My head just hurt a lot!
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Hai, Wanna be friends? :D x_x
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"Thats not supposed to happen"
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I trustz yew ^_^
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"If I don't get bit by a radioactive spider, how will I ever get superpowers?"
(You're awesome if you get that reference XP )
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Hi, wanna play!? :D ohh Whats this gam. . .. x_x
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(Ded thread revival!)
Look how fast I can go luv!
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*goes to antifa protest*
I like Donald Trump
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@Bricket - The best way to go xDD
Yelling "CYKA BLYAT" at an angry drunk Russian man
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*In a room full of cat-hating dog people* "Cats are the best species. Dogs aren't nearly as elegant or-- Oh. Darn it..."
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Hey this game, looks fun :D x_x
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"Oh look, a butterfly!"
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I is stronger than I lookz :3
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BEES !!!
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Ohh where are we going?
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Am i a cat ?
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I'm telling you, man, Spontaneous Human Combustion is totally real.
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Hey, do you hear that? No, that. No dude, tha-
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I am sorry for everything...
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Ohh what's this game? :o
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What are you gonna do, stab me?
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The last cookie is mine
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I read it in a book! :D
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That's the security alarm? I really thought it was-
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Ha! That's just a myth
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You do know how to drive this, right?
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I'm immune to that! :D
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Get me out of this shopping cart... no, don't put propane tanks on it... AAH!
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Woah, so much stuff to d . . . . x_x
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I shall invent the flying office chair!
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I can climb ladders no problem :)
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Oh, don't worry. I know what it i-
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"I want you to give my laptop to my best friend and tell him to smash the harddrive to bits" *dead*
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Hey! No Droop it .Drop i . . . .. x_x
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Look, it says "rat poison", not jackal poison. I'll be fine.
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Ha, I've been training for this
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Victoria, I'm dying. Please name a hall, a museum, and a lower body piercing after me. That will be Victoria's Secret! Go, sell flimsy teddies my darling!
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How long will I be king for?
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I'm going to nap ^_^ x_x
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I don't think that's why that button is labeled "DANGER", but OK then, i'll press it!
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The fire extinguisher is empty! Get the hairspray!
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wow, that looks fun ^_^
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"I leave all that I own to my cat Guppy"
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If I should fall, remember what you see here.
(https://josmarlopes.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/glory1.png)
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vrything can go wrong, so if I don't rturn, look aftr th hous for m!
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Im getting a littlez thirsty
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"Hey, look, this black notebook like just like a Death Note! I'm gonna write my name in it so no one steals it."
*Realization in 3... 2...*
"... Oh crap."
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Maybe in the next life...
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Anyways, just going on a quick holiday to Night Vale, see you in a few days!
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I can't die! I'm a therian and my fursona is a REAPER! I'm practically immortal, right?
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"Shut it squidface, don't you tell me what to do."
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"In retrospect, I may have caused a very, very minor major distortion in space time... Oops."
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RESTORE FACTORY SETTINGS!!!
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"Hey, look! A red button that says 'DO NOT PUSH'! I'm gonna touch it!"
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"I got you big time."
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You will be next
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"I'll respawn!... i hope"
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Bring it on zombie-ninja-demons!
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"Wait a minute... This isn't my house!"
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Hmm... reverse polarity of the neutron flow? Er... no, it'll be fi-
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somewhere in my house i buried 1000lb of cocaine and the cure for blindness have fun
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Watch me jump that barrier
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"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the kn-- HEY WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S NOT MY KNEE--"
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"Don't forget to try Oxyclean! It cleans even the toughest stains off your clothes! All of have to do is apply it to the stain and put it in the washing machine, or to make scrubbing easier, you can use Oxyclean by putting on a cloth, then scrubbing the stain, Oxyclean makes all your cleaning nuisances go away almost instantly for one easy payment of 19.99$! Order now!"
R.I.P. Billy Mays, I really miss all the energetic infomercials he made, he will truly be missed.
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I will have my rev.... ugh
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Look, we both know that you're not going to kill me.
*Own corpse comes out of time machine*
...
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Don't worry, I already checked it
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Which idiot of an engineer put a ladder over the hatch?
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"Seriously tho, was it really a good idea to send the only colour-blind person we know to go cut the wire?"
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"Yes, it's a grenade and yes, the pin was missing when I fou-"
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"Dam sun, I didn't know spiders could be that bi-"
R.i.p the fennec fox whose head is now in a web somewhere probably
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You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
*isnt wearing glasses.*
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SOME... BODY ONCE TOLD *gets shot*
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ME THE WOOOOORLD WAS GONNA RO- *is shot*
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ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOO- *shot*
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"So, this was it then?"
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*is revived* IN THE SHED, *shot*
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What's a clown doing in this sewer?
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"The rainbow will always be with me."
"Kill me and you'll have nobody left by your side"
"My life is with God now"
And
"I am now forgived of all sins."
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mom, dad i am a furry
if i died after they died
ill go tell mom and dada im a furry now
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i cant run but i can hide
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finally, it stops.
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(https://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+read+everything+you+wrote+carefully+and+i+agree+with+_6156fa764192e1cbb52e8bf997676c79.gif)
Sorry, I absolutely could not help myself from throwing in this classic...
IT IS A DISASTER!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pudca45VPA)
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Ha! That tank can’t reach me I’m upsta . . . . * booom * x_x
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I'm sorry I couldn't do more
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Do not think on how I died. Think about how I lived.
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*singing a disney song when died*
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I gotta go with. "What are you gonna do stab me" *gun shot*
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when i die with a friend next to me "d- d- delete... my... search history"
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There ain't any bullets in that gun.*shoots* oh.
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No, it looks like I was wrong.
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"No, they want you to think that it's the red wire..."
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This is a dud bomb right? *explosion*
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"our love is god"
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Don't worry, this is the safest, most secure place on earth.
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"Oops. Awwww, ****."
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our love is god
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Wait!.............. Okay fire.
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You can't kill the samurai pope of Ireland!
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See, Kirk IS better than Picard...
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How many times do I have to tell you.... Aim for the head..... Wait, not on me!
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What are you gonna do? Outsource me?
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Guess what? A buddy of mine took more than 70 RPG's to the face and was he got nothin'! Yeah, that's 'rite! Nothin'!
Soo, guess what? you can take that fancy tandem warhead of yours, and shove it where the sun don't shine, cus I ain't scared of it!
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In the immortal words of Cinderella:
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Now, young Skywalker... you will die.
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ooh, you think you can kill me, well i can kill you fir--
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Play this song when I di-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl-E6EkOS-A
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i haven't got all korok seeds yet
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SPONGEBOB IS GOD!!!! *dead*
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I was just trying to help.
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Skip the lecture and do it! I have plans this afternoon that don't wanna do.
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...this isn't vanilla flavor.
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1. What's the worst that could happen.
2. Do you smell almonds
3. Hey look a wolf.
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"Is that the smell of propa-"
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My mom has my phone and i rather be dead than *dies*
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"Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet."
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"Would you mind pointing that thing some other way?"
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Brisky: "I wonder if the test depth of this submarine is really that accurate. I mean, there's what, like forty men on this thing? They've got to have cut in some slack, right?"
XO: *Holds back tears* "Con, passing eighteen-hundred feet..."
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I don't give a crap about any of you. Wait i didnt mean it!
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What's that beeping noise?
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No, it's definitely not an electric fence...
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I'm humanoid, I can have chocolate!
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I did try, but that wasn't enough.
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Please hear me out. For just $19 a month you can get your life se- *dead*
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Yo you lackin?
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This is not the right street!
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delete my browser history
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I don't think that was gatorade.
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"You may have hated me, but just know..."*Dies*
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I think I'm going to just explode this model city on my living room table for a Dungeons and Dragons game.
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*dies*
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This is a tuna sandw-
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I poisoned the wine. The antidote is in -dies-
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It was you all along!
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"why did i approach that strange man in the alley?"
"69 *dies*"
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"No stop i'm gonna die laughing Ahahaha! Ahaha-" *dies*
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"You're a lizard, Harry!"
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"Wait, are the CO meters tripping?"
"No, the batteries are probably just drained..."
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"I'm telling you, I cut the power, it will be fine."
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"these brownies from the old lady down the street are great"
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"This red apple is not orange."