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Title: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 18, 2012, 10:43:45 PM
Just made this up on the spot; basically you think of random things you can't use a flip to do (this includes stuff like kickflips and stuff on skateboards and the like; don't assume I just mean flips from a standing/running position)


Example: You can't use a flip to boil an egg.

Example 2: You can't use a flip to fly a plane. (You can make the plane do a flip but just you try doing one in order to fly it)


etc.


I'll start:


You can't use a flip to open a box.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 10:17:12 AM
you cant use a flip to feed your pet
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Post by: anoni on March 25, 2012, 12:36:27 PM
you can't use a flip to walk your dog
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 03:33:51 PM
you cant use a flip to unflip a flip
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 03:39:31 PM
You can't use a flip to retune your mind on reality.

*You confused me Razot.*
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 03:44:27 PM
you cant use a flip to cure Razot of madness :P
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 03:46:01 PM
You can't use a flip to learn how to do the splits; you would just tear everything and be in immense pain.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 03:48:04 PM
you can't use a flip to fix a car
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 03:49:36 PM
You can't use a flip to launch a rocket into space.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 03:50:49 PM
you cant use a flip to paint a house
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 03:52:05 PM
*you probably could actually.*

You can't use a flip to build a house.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 03:56:10 PM
depends how much of a mess you want to make :P


you cant use a flip to win who wants to be a millionaire
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 03:57:44 PM
*true; it wouldn't be neat, but it could still be done. :P*

You can't use a flip to learn the secrets of the universe.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 04:01:31 PM
you can't use a flip to clone yourself
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 04:02:31 PM
You can't use a flip to manipulate the elements.

Is it sad to have tried?
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 04:04:32 PM
i wouldn't think so


you can't use a flip to generate a black hole
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 04:12:10 PM
I'm not sure, but if you flipped at near enough light speed, I think you could do it. Anatomically impossible, but theoretically possible.

You can't use a flip to change a T.V. program's content.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 04:15:13 PM
lol saved at the end


you cant use a flip to open a door without breaking an ankle
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 04:17:31 PM
*depends on the door.*

You can't use a flip to destroy a tree.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 04:18:53 PM
you couldn't use a flip to shoot a rifle
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 25, 2012, 04:20:22 PM
You can't use a flip to shoot a piece of artillery.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 25, 2012, 04:21:04 PM
you cant use a flip to construct a bunker
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Post by: anoni on March 26, 2012, 04:00:03 AM
(Bunkers require concrete, A concrete mixer flips cement and other materials over each-other to mix them and to create concrete. THUS a flip is used for concrete bunkers :3)

You can't use a flip to do maths.
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 09:57:00 AM
You can't use a flip to block a bullet.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 09:58:44 AM
dodge but not block...


you can't use a flip to play guitar
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Post by: anoni on March 26, 2012, 10:48:18 AM
(You technically could, using a series of flips you could play a really horrible guitar song... but play it well, yeah, it probably wouldn't work)

You can't use a flip to verbally converse with people
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 10:52:52 AM
you can't use a flip to open a jar :P
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 01:33:16 PM
If the jar was secured, you could hold on to the lid and flip; that would open it.

You can't use a flip to escape a 140 total MPH collision -and survive. (70mph head on.)
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 01:35:25 PM
you couldn't use a flip to survive a falling elevator


mythbusters :P
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 01:43:29 PM
WRONG. You can; if the fall is controlled.

Mythbusters tested an uncontrolled fall. You didn't specify. XP

You can't use a flip to survive a fall from orbit.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 01:47:26 PM
curses


you can't use a flip to travel to another celestial body
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 01:49:10 PM
You can't use a flip to destroy a tank.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 01:57:04 PM
you can't use a flip to have a party
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 01:57:43 PM
You can't use a flip to get Razot to look at the Slap thread. (hint)
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Post by: Ares the Ram on March 26, 2012, 08:47:29 PM
You cannot flip to mordor
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 08:52:44 PM
You cannot flip to board a bird; in order to fly into mordor.

((WTF? I reply to one post. (1). And 7 more ping up?!?!? Srsly, WTF?))
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 09:41:17 PM
sorry i had to
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/17166472.jpg)
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 10:19:04 PM
You can't use a flip to make that image work.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 10:24:20 PM
you can't use a flip to understand why it works from me but not for you... hmm
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 10:47:06 PM
You can't use a flip to understand that I cannot see many pics from this site; it is not your pic.

I can tell you though!
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 10:55:20 PM
you can't use a flip to bypass a firewall :/
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 11:04:02 PM
Oh no. Especially when the firewall is not even on my site. I go through my computer, through a router, through a server, through some other unidentified stuff elsewhere -including the firewall-, then through a filter, then finally onto the internet.

You can't use a flip to bypass all this rubbish.

EDIT: I love the fact that I posted this 4+ times, and when the forum finally loads, I posted it the first...
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Post by: MrRazot on March 26, 2012, 11:22:49 PM
you can't use a flip do dodge a DOS attack
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 26, 2012, 11:25:24 PM
You can't use a flip to dodge most things; excepting a melee strike to the legs. Even then, if closely followed by something else swinging at chest level, it is worse for you; enjoy lying on the floor several meters away because you had no grounding when you got hit.
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 07:20:21 AM
(ROFL at the meme, I can just imagine Phroto flipping the entire movie XD)

You can't use a flip to bring world peace (Unless you're really awesome)
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 10:12:53 AM
well if it was a charity thing and you flipped across a continent or broke the record for the most consecutive times flipped
:P
you can't use a flip to make a meme
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 10:17:38 AM
If you decided to flip all the time, and you did it in a hilarious situation, and someone recorded it with a caption. BOOSH you haz a meme XD

You can't use a flip to not flip
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 10:20:08 AM
touche


you cant use a flip to have a shave
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 10:21:14 AM
(or at least, it would be very painful)

You can't use a flip to do [successful] brain surgery (unless you're super super super lucky)
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 10:22:09 AM
you can't use a flip to catch fish :P
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 10:23:00 AM
You can't use a flip to teach an old dog new tricks XD
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 10:24:35 AM
good one
:P
you can't use a flip to do math
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 10:30:52 AM
Already did that one! XD

You can't use a flip to divide by 0 XD

...only chuck norris can do that...
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 10:31:45 AM
you can't use a flip to kick chuck norris


i dare you to try
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 10:36:08 AM
(Duke nukem vs Chuck Norris, who wins!)

You can't use a flip to taxidermy... NOPE chuck Testa
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 10:38:38 AM
(http://www.justdwl.com/pics/993.jpg)


you cant use a flip to like chuck norris again
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 10:40:56 AM
Actually, that reminds me, you CAN use a flip to kill chuck norris! BRUCE LEE DID IT!

You can't use a flip to like justin bieber!
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 10:43:09 AM
nice one :P


you can't use a flip to kill justin bieber from the comfort of your house without inviting him over
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:01:09 AM
Good save XD

You can't use a flip to power a city (Haha, so wrong, just wanted to say it XD)

You can't use a flip to have sexual relations... wait can you!?
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:03:59 AM
depends how good at flipping you are and how well you can land it


you cant use a flip to make someone love you, unless it's their kind of thing :P
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:09:43 AM
Even if it's not, some spectacular flipping could make someone fall for you,

You can't use a flip to go to a formal affair (it wouldn't be very formal XD)
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:13:44 AM
you cant use a flip to make an entrance with a kilt without getting a few awkward looks
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:15:32 AM
haha XD

You can't use a flip to flip a flipper flipped in a flipping flip, the flipping flippers already being flipped!
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:20:30 AM
you cant use a flip to flipping understand a flipping thing you flipping said :P


lol i however managed somehow
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:21:58 AM
This is flipping insane! XD

You can't use a flip to swear
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:27:40 AM
this is flipping sparta


you cant use a flip to get out of a deep well
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:29:11 AM
You can't use a flip to eat your hand!
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:34:50 AM
you can't use a flip to eat your face :P
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:36:00 AM
you can't use a flip to eat your soul!  :o
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:42:26 AM
you can't use a flip to eat your popcorn during a movie
people will get unhappy
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:43:59 AM
You can't use a flip to make a circus boring!
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:51:31 AM
you can't use a flip to make it snow :P
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 11:52:42 AM
You can't use a flip to destroy the universe!

(GOOD LUCK! XD)
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 11:57:54 AM
you can't use a flip to create a new big bang :P
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Post by: anoni on March 27, 2012, 12:09:28 PM
You can't use a flip to stop the big bang!
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 27, 2012, 04:36:42 PM
You can't use a flip to make pie.


((Or for that matter, to stop Razot googling the living daylights out of you. >.< ))
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Post by: MrRazot on March 27, 2012, 07:24:41 PM
you cant use a flip so browse the interwebs
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 03:57:15 AM
You can't use a flip to program a game!
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 04:13:51 AM
You can't use a flip to PLAY a game. Unless you wish to make one move and break your controller.  >.> <.< >.>
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 08:02:26 AM
you can't use a flip to draw a self portrait
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 08:09:31 AM
((You probably could; with extreme skill. It would not be good though.))

You cannot use a flip to stay up all night; your legs would get tired. Like me. I remember last time I did this I swore never again. I'm not going to bother this time; because I know I will. >.<
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 08:20:20 AM
(NOT IF YOU WERE A ROBOT :D)

You can't use a flip to sing

(Unless you flipped exceedingly fast and accurately)
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 08:23:01 AM
lol i can imagine that


you can't use a flip to find what's outside of the universe
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 08:24:21 AM
(True, buuut)

You can't use a flip to find anything XD
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 08:26:59 AM
(Not true. You can use a flip to find something high up; to some extent.)

You can't use a flip to think of something you can't use a flip for.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 08:31:15 AM
you can't use a flip to play a table top game
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 08:33:04 AM
You can't use a flip to stop you guys posting for two minutes!
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 08:35:38 AM
you can't use a flip to not post for 2 minutes
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 08:39:44 AM
(@Lokyar, that isn't the flip that's doing that, that's the jump)

You can't use a flip to cure drug addiction.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 08:43:20 AM
you can't use a flip to determine the sheer mass of the universe
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 08:43:52 AM
You can't use a flip to determine your relative velocity to the sun!
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 09:07:19 AM
you can't use a flip to determine your mass
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:25:14 AM
You can't use a flip to bore me of science; I didn't think it was possible before this thread. XP
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:26:25 AM
Quote from: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 09:07:19 AM
you can't use a flip to determine your mass
Keplers second law, look it up XD

You can't use a flip to ever be bored of science!
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:29:04 AM
You can't use a flip to find a physics lawyer.
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:30:08 AM
You can't use a flip to find a lawyer period XD
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:33:19 AM
You can't use a flip to find a lawyer; mid period or not.
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:33:57 AM
You can't do a flip on your period without feeling uncomfortable
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:36:47 AM
You can't do a naked backflip on your period without ingesting a lot of blood.
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:37:27 AM
(K stop now D:)
You can't do a flip to get terrible images out of your head  x_x
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:39:31 AM
You can't use a flip to realize how fun that was to type and see your reaction. Or to realize how dirty I felt after hitting send.
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:40:25 AM
You can't use a flip to translate binary into hex!
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:42:48 AM
You can't use a flip to translate ASCII art into binary.
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:44:35 AM
You can't use a flip to translate any Base number into any other base number
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:45:32 AM
You can't use a flip to survive a base jump without a parachute.
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:46:05 AM
You can't use a flip to make your life safer
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 09:46:37 AM
01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01101100 01101001 01110000 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:48:49 AM
(WHAT did we just say about Flips and binary!)
You can't use a flip to translate German into English
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:49:11 AM
You can't use a flip to be bothered to translate the binary.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 09:54:17 AM
you cant use a flip to make me remember old posts :P
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 09:55:11 AM
The post was
"You can't use a flip to decode binary" in binary

You can't use a flip to do a troll walk
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 09:57:55 AM
You can't use a flip to pull a troll face.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 10:02:39 AM
lol i can do the troll face


you can't use a flip to create a new element
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 10:03:43 AM
You can't use a flip to create matter/energy
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 10:06:50 AM
You can't use a flip to prove that Albert E = MC2
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 10:12:23 AM
(Fun fact: E = mc^2 is actually inaccurate and only relates to objects at rest as a moving object has it's mass change due to lots of complicated theory's that I can explain if anyone wants to listen haha)

You can't use a flip to prove special relativity (no wait... you can...)

You can't use a flip to prove quantum mechanics!
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 10:15:06 AM
E = MC2 actually is disproven in Einstein's own theories, as you state.

You can't use a flip to realize there is actually a superscript function.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 10:28:47 AM
you know einstein didn't want to believe his theories because he was jewish, despite the fact that they could prove themselves?


you can't use a flip to disprove einstein
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Post by: anoni on March 28, 2012, 10:30:58 AM
Never heard of that...

You can't use a flip to lick a sick dip!
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 10:32:38 AM
You can't use a flip to attend a meeting 12 minutes in the past.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:10:41 PM
same principle but


you can't use a flip to travel through time as time does not exist  @.@
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:13:44 PM
Technically you could; even without manipulating the fact that space and time are inextricably linked. When you do a flip, you travel through time forwards at a magnitude that equals the amount of time you were flipping. Oh, and time does exist, so Nyeh. :P

You can't use a flip to convince me to release the info; excepting particularly impressive ones.

If you can drag it from thread to thread, so can I.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:16:43 PM
you cant use a flip to make time exist


IT DOESNT EXIST  XP
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:20:26 PM
You can't use a flip to explain that.

Why doesn't it exist? It is effectively another dimension to the world; albeit one we cannot travel along at will. If time didn't exist, then everything would happen at once; we would still be mid-big-bang.
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Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:27:13 PM
you cant use a flip to explain time


for time to happen at once there would have to be time
there is no time
things simply happen
time is a man made way of scheduling events according to the earth's positioning to the sun.
if time did exist then in that case, every 28th of march that is a Wednesday at this orbital position should happen at the same time.


another argument being that for time to exist there would have to be an infinite amount of "recordings" and further more they would all already have to exist.


when the time comes that you counted to infinity, you just proved the existence of time.
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Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:33:12 PM
You can't use a flip to disprove that.

But I can try with words.

Interesting word game, and indeed; the concept of time is man-made. But that man-made system is a way, not of saying here is here at this point, but of measuring how long did it take for this to happen after that. It is not a way of saying this is the 28th of march, and it is a wednesday, and we are at this orbital position; therefore this should happen. No, it is more a way of saying that, and asking how long ago it was since these exact circumstances last cropped up.

It is like meters and/or yards. They are man-made systems of saying how far something is from something else. Just like our concept of seconds; except on a different dimension.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:35:43 PM
you can't use a flip to cure a headache  x_x


so you agree with me that you can't travel through time.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:37:23 PM
"You can't use a flip to not travel through time." would be more accurate.

You travel through time constantly; even I am as I type this. It may not be due to free will, but you are still travelling through.

EDIT: At a precise speed of one second per second.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:39:40 PM
you cant use a flip to not see what you did there.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:42:28 PM
You can't use a flip to make me see what I myself apparently did there.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:44:27 PM
you don't need a flip to confuse Lokyar :P
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:46:31 PM
You can't use a flip to recognize you mangled the mantra.

Also, is it something to do with the one second per second bit?
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:48:10 PM
you cant use a flip to say no


more or less
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:50:22 PM
You can't use a flip to spring a leak in the steam vent of my soul that sounds like this: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-"

Oh wait, you just did.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:51:11 PM
you cant use a flip to troll


trololo
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:53:12 PM
In that case, you can't use a flip to counter-troll; however, you did.

However, that was good fun. I enjoyed that immensely.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 02:56:50 PM
you cant use a flip to highfive without immense skill


*highfive*
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 02:58:54 PM
You can't use a flip to join in with the high five without even more tremendous skill.

*highfive*
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 03:00:54 PM
you cant use a flip to get info out of lokyar
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 03:04:09 PM
Oh heck no.

"You can't use a flip to make me give information to Razot when I'm in that precise mood." would have been more accurate.

I reckon it's because I forgot my meds for over a week without problems then took one tablet because I remembered then forgot again. Seriously; I think it has thrown my brain chemicals right out of whack.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 03:06:46 PM
you cant use a flip to remember your meds...


i hate how you always take them religiously until you forget ONCE then you forget ALL THE TIME
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 03:10:11 PM
You can't use a flip to train me to hide the fact I forgot my meds for over a week from my boarding school mentors. I haz skillz.

Also; they would utterly freak and I would lose my locked cupboard which I use to store dangerous stuff without their knowledge. Although I suspect they suspect that last one.

Yeah, I didn't really remember them religiously; there was always some little event to remind me - until there wasn't. And then nothing did.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 03:13:21 PM
you cant use a flip to worry about meds  X3
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 03:15:32 PM
You can't use a flip to give a <expletive> when said <expletive> has an error 404.

And no, when I went off them for over a week, came back on them, and THEN had the problem; no, I seriously do not give any kind of <expletive> you care to name.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 03:16:32 PM
you can't use a flip to make time go faster
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 03:19:07 PM
You can't use a flip to not change your perception of time.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 03:23:17 PM
you can't use a flip to change the channel
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 28, 2012, 03:30:58 PM
((You can, but not without smashing the remote; and without extreme skill. You can do it with one and without the other or vis a versa))

You can't use a flip to train your dragon.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 04:43:47 PM
you can't use a flip to wake up  -.-
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 29, 2012, 01:28:17 AM
You can't use a flip to lucid dream
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 29, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
You can't use a flip to stay awake 48 hours in a row.

I tried to do a flip earlier and actually landed on my belly. I'm still not sure if I went too far or just belly-flopped.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 29, 2012, 01:43:58 AM
You can't use a flip to do a 2 unit mathematics exam!
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 29, 2012, 01:46:32 AM
Oh god no. Not an exam.

You can't use a flip to inject some common sense into your head after today.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 29, 2012, 01:49:34 AM
You can't use a flip to inject anti-biotics into a patient, without the patient calling a doctor.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 29, 2012, 05:26:47 AM
you can't use a flip to generate a mass effect field :P
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 29, 2012, 05:39:46 AM
You can't use a flip to defeat the reapers

(HAVEN'T PLAYED ME3 SHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't spoil it D:)
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 29, 2012, 05:48:26 AM
i haven't played ME3 NYARRR!!!


you can't use a flip to get ME3
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 29, 2012, 05:49:18 AM
You can't use a flip to like Sega tennis superstars.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 29, 2012, 05:56:19 AM
you cant use a flip to enjoy the mario kart ripoffs by crazydog and sega
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 29, 2012, 04:46:03 PM
You can't use a flip to sleep for more than 12 hours, however much you may wish to.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 29, 2012, 04:49:05 PM
unless you flip and knock your head into a coma :P


you cant use a flip to defy logic
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 29, 2012, 05:00:07 PM
On the other hand:

You can't use a flip to obey logic.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 29, 2012, 05:06:35 PM
you can't use a flip to create a paradox
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 29, 2012, 06:53:28 PM
You can't use a flip to open pandora's box.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 29, 2012, 07:09:36 PM
you cant use a flip to re-fill pandora's box
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 30, 2012, 02:55:21 AM
You can't use a flip to close pandora's box
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 30, 2012, 09:21:27 AM
you can't use a flip to find pandora's box
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 30, 2012, 09:23:23 AM
You can't use a flip to notice MrRazot woke up

You can use "new replies to your posts" to notice that XD
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 30, 2012, 09:34:59 AM
you can't use a flip to wake up properly
...
or can you...
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 30, 2012, 09:36:28 AM
You can't, you can use a flip to wake up, but the key word you wrote was [properly] XD

You can't use a flip to act normal
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 30, 2012, 09:50:17 AM
you can't use a flip to un-see what you saw a few minutes ago
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 30, 2012, 09:55:28 AM
You can't use a flip to cure a headache XD
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 30, 2012, 10:03:59 AM
you can't use a flip to spontaneously combust
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 30, 2012, 10:07:56 AM
You can't use a flip to break the laws of physics XD
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 30, 2012, 10:13:24 AM
you can't use a flip to open a window :P
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: Lokyar Brightmane on March 30, 2012, 09:56:39 PM
You can't use a flip to stop your legs convulsing painfully.
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 30, 2012, 09:59:42 PM
owch


you cant use a flip to make music and edit on a computer professionally
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: anoni on March 31, 2012, 07:58:30 AM
You can't use a flip to stop cramps!
Title: Re: You can't use a flip to ________
Post by: MrRazot on March 31, 2012, 08:11:46 AM
you can't use a flip to become a charted accountant