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Furry Chat => Furry Freezer => Topic started by: Jay-Hyena on December 25, 2011, 01:07:59 AM

Title: Anti-Jokes
Post by: Jay-Hyena on December 25, 2011, 01:07:59 AM

We got jokes, but how about some anti-jokes?


Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?
He was hit by a bus.


What do you call a homeless man with schizophrenia?
By his name.


Why did the airplane crash?
The engine failed.

Title: Anti-Jokes
Post by: Boone Zofox on December 25, 2011, 02:39:56 AM

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust.

Title: Re: Anti-Jokes
Post by: Cifero Windtail on December 25, 2011, 10:38:22 PM

^(Dude, who's that girl you're cuddling with?)

What do you get when you cross rat poison and elephant crap with bad humor?
Family Guy.